Hundreds of Jesuses scurry out when my kitchen lights go off, their holy brown carapaces glinting in the streetlamplight...

From: claytoad@ix.netcom.com(Spike Jonez)
Date: 17 Jul 1996 05:38:46 GMT

In <960716090036377@peacebbs.org> william.kurtzweg@peacebbs.org
(William Kurtzweg) writes:
>
>Ljduchez@en.com wrote:
>
>>May I suggest that you have not mentioned the Jesus That Came In From
>>The Cold, The Jesii of Penzance, The Jesus That Knew Too Much, The
>>Running Jesus, Jesus Mnemonic and my favorite, The Maltese Jesus ?
>
>Oh yes, let's be sure not to forget *those* Jesii as well, not to
mention
>the 1001 Arabian Jesii, SuperJesus, WonderJesus, BatJesus, Goldilocks
and
>the Three Jesii, Captain Jesus (no relation to Captain Planet), Edgar
Allen
>Jesus, The Gold Jesus, Nathaniel Hawthorne's "The Scarlet Jesus," the
>AM/FM/CD/DAC Jesus (a variant of the full-audio, multi-media Jesus,
not
>avaliable for Macintosh), All Jesii Great and Small, "Caesar, beware
the
>Jesii of March!"
>
And of course Doctor Jesus, Jesus Trek, Jesus's 7, Planet of the Jesii,
Jesus Wars, Buckaroo Jesus, Doc Jesus the Man of Bronze, Jesus the
Purple Saviorsaur, the Mighty Morphine Jesus Rangers, Jesus in Space,
The Jesus Zone, The Holy Ghost and Mr Jesus, My Mother the Jesus, Jesus
the Love Bug, Mr Jesus Goes to Washington, Jesus Does Dallas, Teen
Jesus, Wonder Jesus, Jesus! (the musical), The Usual Jesii, Jesus
Fiction, Reservoir Jesii (those last two brought to you by Jesus
Tarantino)...

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From: claytoad@ix.netcom.com(Spike Jonez)

In <4sj9ef$tt@news1.t1.usa.pipeline.com> qrolaren@usa.pipeline.com(Miss
Sakamoto) writes:
>
>On Jul 17, 1996 16:42:47 in article <Re: Hundreds of Jesuses scurry
out
>when my kitchen lights go off, their holy brown carapaces glinting in
the
>streetlamplight...>, 'claytoad@ix.netcom.com(Spike Jonez)' wrote:
>
>
>>In <4sinft$8b7@ionews.ionet.net> bmyers@ionet.net (TarlaStar) writes:

>>>
>>>claytoad@ix.netcom.com(Spike Jonez) wrote:
>>>
>>>>And of course Doctor Jesus, Jesus Trek, Jesus's 7, Planet of the
>>Jesii,
>>>>Jesus Wars, Buckaroo Jesus, Doc Jesus the Man of Bronze, Jesus the
>>>>Purple Saviorsaur, the Mighty Morphine Jesus Rangers, Jesus in
Space,
>>>>The Jesus Zone, The Holy Ghost and Mr Jesus, My Mother the Jesus,
>>Jesus
>>>>the Love Bug, Mr Jesus Goes to Washington, Jesus Does Dallas, Teen
>>>>Jesus, Wonder Jesus, Jesus! (the musical), The Usual Jesii, Jesus
>>>>Fiction, Reservoir Jesii (those last two brought to you by Jesus
>>>>Tarantino)...
>>>
>>>It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Jesus, Breakfast as Jesus', My Fair
Jesus,
>>>and who could forget the year that Jesus swept the Oscars (1962)
with
>>>Jesus of Arabia, The Longest Jesus, The Music Man, Jesus on the
>>>Bounty, To Kill a Jesus, and What Ever Happened to Baby Jesus?
>>>
>>Let's not forget some of the other Jesus series classics:
>>* Gozilla on Jesus Island, Godzilla Vs. Jesus, Godzilla Vs.
>>MechaJesus...
>>* Jesus (remember the theme song? "Who's the black private dick
that's
>>a sex machine to all the chicks? Jesus! Damn right."), Jesus's Big
>>Score, Jesus in Africa...
>>* Planet of the Jesii ("Get your healin' hands off me, you damn, holy

>>Jesii!"), Escape from the Planet of the Jesii, Beneath the Planet of
>>the Jesii, Battle for the Planet of the Jesii, Escape from the Battle

>>Beneath the Planet of the Jesii...
>>* Jesus Wars, The Jesus Strikes Back, Return of the Jesii...
>>* Jesus and Jesus's Excellent Adventure, Jesus and Jesus's Bogus
>>Journey...
>>* Raiders of the Lost Jesus, Indiana Jesus and the Temple of Doom,
>>Indiana Jesus and the Last Crusade...
>>* Jesus, Jesus II, Jesus III, Jesus IV, Jesus V...
>>* Jesus of the Bride, Jesus's Little Dividend...
>
>The Jesus of Oz, Bedknobs and Jesussticks, The Return of Jesus, Jesus
Act,
>The Jesus Clause, Dances With Jesus, The Jesus Family, The Music
Jesus,
>It's a Wonderful Jesus, Just One of the Jesii, Dirty Rotten Jesii,
Suburban
>Jesus, Hot Jesus!, Time Jesii, Auntie Jesus, Jesus Dearest, Mildred
Jesus,
>The Jesus, Jesus Song, Die Jesus I-III, The Jesus Avenger I-III, Jesus
of
>Nuke 'Em High I-III, The Masque of the Red Jesus, Jesii Play I-III, A
>Nightmare on Jesus Street I-V, Jesus's Dead: The Final Nightmare, Wes
>Craven's New Jesus, The Madness of King Jesus, Jesus Icon, I Shot Andy
>Jesus, The Gun in Jesus's Handbag, Thelma and Jesus, Jesus Gordon,
Welcome
>to the Jesushouse, Jesus and Teller Get Killed, Jesus Hood, Jesus
Ventura:
>Pet Detective, Jesus's World I & II, Jesus: Impossible, Independance
>Jesus, Jesusspotting, The Jesus Boys: The Movie, The Truth About
Jesus and
>Dogs, Jesus Bites, Jesussome, Jesus of Hearts, Stealing Jesus, The
Cable
>Jesus, The Jesus Craft, Down Jesusscope, Top Jesus, The Outer Jesus,
>Batjesus, Jesus Bueller's Day Off, The Breakfast Jesus, Sixteen Jesii,
>Weird Jesus, For Jesus, Jesus's Wedding, St. Elmo's Jesus, A Gnome
Named
>Jesus, Jesusrats, Jesus Records: The Movie, A Walk in the Jesus,
Jesus the
>Duck, Night of the Living Jesus, The Incredibly True Story of Two
Jesii in
>Love, Go Jesus, Bram Stoker's Jesus, Interview With the Jesus, The
>Jesusguard, Trillogy of Jesus, Sleeping Jesus, Sleeping With the
Jesus,
>Pretty Jesus, Steel Jesii, Snow Jesus and the Twelve Disciples, and
anyhow,
>you get the picture..!
Don'tcha just love her? :)

Anyway, to continue this lovely troll...

Monty Jesus and the Holy Grail, The Life of Jesus, The Meaning of
Jesus, Jesus & Joon, Ren & Jesus (and the wacky spin off, Jesus &
Stimpy), Red Jesus, The Jesusator, Jesusator 2: Jesus Day, The
Hitchhiker's Guide to Jesus (that sounds like a pamphlet you'd get in
an airport, don't it?), Jesus Rider, The Good The Bad and the Jesus,
Valley Jesus, Jesus Days, A Jesus Story, Now and Jesus, Jesusstone,
Jesus Earp, Shootout at the O.K. Jesus...

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