Elizabeth Clair Prophet -- "Alas! Another one bites the dust!" by Papa Joe Mama

Alas oh brothers and sisters! It's another great set back to our collective cause! Just when we're starting to heal from the horrible realization that X-Day was put off a whole year, now one the the greatest leaders of kookdom "retires" due to Altzheimers disease. It was announced last week that Elizabeth Clair Prophet was leaving her cult ministry. Maybe this is old news to you, but to me, this is DEVASTATING! This woman was one of the all time greats, right up there with Francis E. Dec, Esq.

She had it all. Followers addressed her as "mother". She channeled Hercules (and I don't mean the TV version either). Followers hummed a tone 24 hours a day. When they slept or ate, a recording of the tone played (to prevent evil space aliens from attacking their spirit selves (Xists perhaps?)). She had bomb shelters built for Judgement day. In other words, she didn't just talk the tongue, she walked the way out walk!

Visionaries like this don't come along every day. Such bold action! Such determination! She will be sorely missed...

We salute you Liz. You may be gone, but you WON'T be forgotten. (Altzheimer's disease not withstanding.)

I'm hoping the cult continues to offer asylum to it's many followers, but if it doesn't, I believe "Bob" should give previous "Liz Lovers" at least $10 off their membership to the Church of the SubGenius. After all, these are people who have already paid their dues (and how!), and have demonstrated they will have blind faith in whatever religion they join. I'm not sure exactly what purpose "Bob" would have for them, but I'm sure he can come up with something "Prophetable."

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