On Sun, 15 Nov 1998 23:57:28 -0500, Legume <drlegume@bellatlantic.net>
wrote:
>If I were Stang I'd really be insulted. He gets to OPEN for people with
>HALF his talent. I think RAW is a SHITTY writer. I bought Illuminatus
>trilogy for a quarter each at a Goodwill store and still felt RIPPED
>OFF.
>
>And Negativland ain't such hot shit either.
>
>Hey, everyone who goes ought to HECKLE RAW. He hates that shit, he can't
>fight back, and he usually just stomps away in a primadonna huff. You
>ought to chant "Bring Back Stang" as soon as he opens that wind tunnel
>he calls a mouth.
>
>Maybe N-land should just play backup for Stang. Shit, at least they're
>better than that DOUCHEBAG Zoogz Rift.
>
>BTW, I hear old Zoogz got some serious health problems. I hope he takes
>his dirt nap soon and spares us his continued presence here on mudball
>Earth.
>--
>Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume
>
>Looking for the New World
>and the Palace of the Sun
Hmmm? Zounds like you need a head test!
because your mind Zounds quiet empty good Dr.
maybe you should get back to your Star Trek episode.
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From: Peter Hipwell <petehip@cogsci.ed.ac.uk>
>
Zounds quiet empty?
YEAH RITE ON! Let's agree, once and for all, which artists are in the
CANON OF THINGS EVERY SUBGENIUS GOTTA LIKE! I agree with Legume. I find
Devo really boring too. I think they should burn all Startrek tapes
except that one where Spock's brain gets removed. And I think everyone
should be forced to listen to songs by Red Sovine until their noses
bleed DECAYING BRAIN JUICE.
--
"I want to write about the philosophy of sitting in chairs because
I have a reputation for lolling." -- Lin Yutang
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From: Pee Kitty <Pkitty@voyager.cris.com>
As we cannot have one without the anti-one, I step forward, heretically
declaring that I happen to like damn near all the stuff that I, a card
carrying SubGenii, am "supposed" to like. Huge fan of Devo, greatly enjoy
Negativland, like noise bands and antimuzik bands in general, liked the
Illuminatus! Trilogy (RAW's solo work is so-so, but this still counts),
got a Dobbshead on two out of the four walls of the house, play INWO
SubGenius, and just to piss off BOTH sides, I even like Zoogz Rift!
Stick that in yer anti-Pipes and smoke it.
(BTW, where the fuck did Star Trek come into things? I don't remember that
being on the list of stuff I had to learn to like as a SubG....)
--
Rev. Pee Kitty, of the order Malkavian-Dobbsian
Meow!
::: Thinking about a Tampa Bay Devival in the future - email me!
::: Or go to http://www.cris.com/~pkitty (hell, go there anyways!)
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From: talysman@softhome.net (the Ur-Beatle)
in amazement, I beheld Pee Kitty <Pkitty@voyager.cris.com> write in
alt.slack:
:)(BTW, where the fuck did Star Trek come into things? I don't remember that
:)being on the list of stuff I had to learn to like as a SubG....)
Stang, Applewhite, and Philo (and perhaps even "Bob", but that
may only be a rumor) met in Dallas back in 1992 and decided to
change the Church into a Star Trek worhipping cult, calling
clenches "Away Teams" and clench leaders "Picards". every
picard is assigned a unique 31+-digit prime number for ID
purposes. the only concession to the old days is the phrase
"Make it Slack", which all picards are obliged to recite at
the beginning of every training session.
--
"I love to dance with cemetery girls
the moon comes out the earth unfurls" ---Barnes & Barnes
His Most Feathered Eminence, the Ur-Beatle
High Holy Hekkador of alt.slack
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From: Legume <drlegume@bellatlantic.net>
Xref: spln alt.slack:149116
Peter Hipwell wrote:
> YEAH RITE ON! Let's agree, once and for all, which artists are in the
> CANON OF THINGS EVERY SUBGENIUS GOTTA LIKE!
Well for one thing every SubGenius must dig JOHNNY CASH. If you dont,
send your card back to PO Box 140306 Dallas TX 75214 for a full refund
of your membership fee.
And from now on you must post all your messages to
alt.ex-subgenii.who.dont.like.Johnny-Cash.moderated
--
Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume
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From: p-lil@ZubJenius.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)
And another thing--raw beef flank in blue cheese sauce. If you don't like
it, you're fucking EXCOMMUNICATED RIGHT NOW.
>And from now on you must post all your messages to
>alt.ex-subgenii.who.dont.like.Johnny-Cash.moderated
Legume! You should at least be nice enough to tell everyone YOU are the
moderator! They gotta know what to expect!
The Prophet Lilith
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From: Pee Kitty <Pkitty@galileo.cris.com>
forbidden@hotweird.com spewed forth:
> On Sun, 15 Nov 1998 23:57:28 -0500, Legume <drlegume@bellatlantic.net>
> wrote:
> Hmmm? Zounds like you need a head test!
> because your mind Zounds quiet empty good Dr.
> maybe you should get back to your Star Trek episode.
THAT is the finest flame you could come up with in the time you alloted to
answering this post? THAT? Do you have any IDEA how lame that was? Any?
Was it intentional? Are you kidding around, secure in the thought that
it'll get a laugh? Was the Star Trek thing part of some obscure inside
joke that only you and your cousin know about, or was it calculated
meaninglessness? Or are the two THE SAME THING?!? Who IS your cousin,
anyway? What kind of "organization" are you the frontman for? WHY SHOULD
WE CONTACT YOU?!?
Fuck it all, anyways. I have judged you by this post, and found you
wanting.
Can we get a NEW contact person for Forbidden, please? Anyone?
--
Rev. Pee Kitty, of the order Malkavian-Dobbsian
Meow!
::: Thinking about a Tampa Bay Devival in the future - email me!
::: Or go to http://www.cris.com/~pkitty (hell, go there anyways!)
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From: forbidden@hotweird.com (Forbidden)
Jeez Pkitty has her furry panties in a large smelly wad
>
>THAT is the finest flame you could come up with in the time you alloted to
>answering this post? THAT? Do you have any IDEA how lame that was? Any?
You should be so lucky to get any fire at all
the original post does not even deserve a breath of my warm smelly air
>
>Was it intentional? Are you kidding around, secure in the thought that
>it'll get a laugh? Was the Star Trek thing part of some obscure inside
>joke that only you and your cousin know about, or was it calculated
>meaninglessness? Or are the two THE SAME THING?!? Who IS your cousin,
>anyway? What kind of "organization" are you the frontman for? WHY SHOULD
>WE CONTACT YOU?!?
you must be a big Star Trek Fan
sory for hurting your feelings
you can put your spock ears back on now
and my cousin loves Star Trek too
thats when were not kissing of course
>
>Fuck it all, anyways. I have judged you by this post, and found you
>wanting.
Hmm I dont quite understand - we were so close and now you have droped
me like a Hot Kryptonite potato! and the tears came tumbling down.
Love Forbidden
PS see you at the Wilson show!
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From: p-lil@ZubJenius.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)
In article <3651f440.15495642@news.onramp.net>, forbidden@hotweird.com
(Forbidden) wrote:
>Jeez Pkitty has her furry panties in a large smelly wad
Shame on you for assuming anyone's gender based on your preconceptions of
a name. If you carefully inspect every inch of Pee Kitty's body you might
at one point notice that, uh, he's a guy.
Another case in point--Legume is actually the hottest piece of bulldyke
ass I've seen in ages. Whoo! It's almost enough to make me queer or
something.
Of course, we all know you're really Robert Anton Wilson trying to troll
alt.slack... Give it up, man, we're ON to your sneaky ass tricks.
The Prophet Lilith
--
Popess Lilith von Fraumench ( <jimmyswaggert mood="weepy">
http://bounce.to/p-lil ) Thank you, G'Broagfran...
Hey Seattle SubGenii! Go to ( ...for your sweet blessings!
http://ssucc.base.org/ ) </jimmyswaggert>
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From: "kevbob" <kevbob.AlLSPaM@ecsis.net>
Forbidden wrote in message <3651f440.15495642@news.onramp.net>...
>and my cousin loves Star Trek too
>thats when were not kissing of course
is she cute???????
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