WUVT, Blacksburg VA
The Apocalypso is scheduled to recommence REGULARLY and WEEKLY come this fall. It is officially listed on the station schedule as "SubGenius". But my chilluns we know it's THAT and MORE.
CARNAGE! CHUNDER! FROMAGE DE LA MORTE!
MP3s straight from HELL. And from the TINC Project too. New old music for the aging Hippie Boomers! (Most recent addition: Captain Beyond).
HEBIPHRENIATRICS! MEOWS ON PARADE! THE NET STRIKES BACK!
Rev. Ric Carter's Skeptichat List, bringing you the finest the web has to offer in Spiritu-UFO-Abducto-Reptilio-Electro-Magnetico-Mindcontrol
WORLD WIDE LIVE MONSTER COMPUTER GOD MULTI-MEDIA GANGSTER MAYHEM
Francis E. Dec, Esquire leading us in that untimely and unholy hymn, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY HEAD"? Yes, this show is not FOR you, it is OF YOU. I call on each and every one of you to BRING THE CIRCLE FULL ROUND and create on your computers words that you will speak into tape recorders and computer mikes and record, and send to me and I will play and we all will hear WE OF THE NET SPEAKING TO THE NET, THROUGH THE NET BACK UNTO AND INTO OURSELVES, HEYMAN!
Did I hear you say "Bob"?
YouBobdamnbetcha you heard that. This has taken several years to bring about. I'd asked the SubGenius Foundation for permission to start a show playing the Hour of Slack tapes I'd bought and gotten for free because I'd contributed, with the hopes it'd be successful enough to get enough contributions (hey, it IS a listener supported station) to buy a subscription for the next year. It is my promise to match any contributions personally. Listen. If you like it, VOTE WITH YOUR BUCKS. It's "Bob's" way.
OHGODOHGODYESYESYESYEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
To keep with the Wholly of Whollies, and to keep it tuned into the weekly SubGenius IRC CHATFEST, and to make it maximally available to net.denizens nationwide (sorry world, don't blame me for time zones, I'd have built a Dyson sphere) the TIME OF THE BEAST will be:
SUNDAY-Sunday-sunday-(sunday) 10 PM to 12 midnight eastern.
That makes it 7 to 9 PM on the left coast.
And YES, we intend to be FULL WIRED at FIT TO BE FRIED by keeping online during this time, available for email and IRC connections for submissions, suggestions, sexual in-your-end-o's, offers and offerings, dedications and deifications, and WORLD ROUND SIMUL-CAST FLAMAGE (as pioneered by this show when Iceknife flamed Biil Palmer through the Grand Loop of net-to-radio-to-net).
My sincerest and most devoutlt SubGenius hope? Besides, of course, getting a full-fledged paid up weekly subscription to HoS is to get some real current footage of The Cardboard Box TV Guy Of Venice Beach Previously Known As Janor Hypercleets.
Put your HANDS on the RADIO and purr-RAY
There WILL be unrelenting demands that SOMEONE show the faith and BUY stuff from our all around best pal indie dada music guy ZOOGZ RIFT and send it to the show. We've got several of his, enough to get started, but I REFUSE to accept more for free from the man who LEADS THE MUSIC WORLD in dedicated indie production of REALLY GREAT SHIT when he needs the support so much. Consider this the first of MANY Grails.
1/2 SubGenius Hour Of Slack and 1/2 EVERYTHING ELSE including overdubbed FORWARDS MASKING MIND-DECONTROL MULTI-STREAM (my fave is Tuva throat singers on house bass & drum dub).
THE WORLD ENDS TOMORROW AND *YOU* *MAY* *DIE*
But you'd better HOPE YOUR HARDEST it lasts until August so you can
KILL YOUR EARS! KILL YOUR BRAIN! KILL THE NET! KILL "BOB"!
RealAudio at www.wuvt.vt.edu Airwaves at 90.7 FM, Blacksburg, VA Email unit4@sputum.com IRC at wherever the hell #subgenius is then.
Record the MOST OUTRAGINGNESS NOISES and TAPE THEM or CD THEM and SEND THEM to: "SubGenius" c/o WUVT, 350 Squires Student Center, Virginia Tech, Blacksburg, VA 24061 Give me a base of material to start from and we will TAKE OVER THE WORLD. We must prepare now FOR AN ETERNITY.
This is NOT your show, THIS SHOW *IS* YOU.
"Make it so." -- Some bald french starship captain.
"'I don't like them SubGenius guys. They said I was a dumbass.' -- Some dumbass." -- BotSG back cover. (See Mags? It's a TRADITION.)
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