From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <p-lil@subgenius.com>
It just occurred to me that, it being six weeks away from the Final SubGenius RE-Devival here in Seattle, I should take care of some important business now before the devival comes. Most important is the business of physical recovery. And frankly, I don't have the time to recover properly AFTER the devival, not with all the partying that's going to happen between then and X-Day. So I'm going to begin my recovery tonight.
If anyone would like to send me splints, braces, crutches, wheelchairs, pain killers, sedatives, anti-psychotics, straight jackets, electroshock equipment, grain alcohol, habafropzipulops, ice packs, vibrators, car wax, gold crowns, and/or nurses, it would certainly help speed my pre-post-devival recovery. Dobbs knows I'm going to be HURTIN'.
SEE THE DEVIVAL THAT MADE HISTORY BEFORE IT EVEN HAPPENED!
By the time we're done, you'll WISH the world HAD ended.
The Final Seattle RE-Devival: Friday, March 28 @ On The Boards 100 East Roy St (about six blocks NW of the Space Needle) Doors open at 8 PM--$10 general admission at the door
FEATURING: Rev. Ivan Stang * Pope David N. Meyer * Father Joe Mama * Popess Lilith von Fraumench * Ragin' Pope Angus * Rev. Crawford Smith * Rev. Bursar Judas Iscariot * AND MORE DOKTORS THAN YOU CAN PEE
BRING A PUMPKIN AND A DATE AND BOTH GET IN FREE!!!
For "Mature" "Audiences"
The Prophet Lilith
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Popess Lilith von Fraumench * http://come.to/p.lil SEATTLE BEWARE--The Final SubGenius RE-Devival is COMING May 28--On The Boards--Visit http://ssucc.ragnarokr.com for details ==== "What is Zen? Duh!" --me === "What is Tao? D'oh!" --Jesus ====
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Date: Tue, 23 Mar 1999 21:03:37 -0800
To: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <i.stang@subgenius.com>
From: Lilith von Fraumench <p-lil@subgenius.com> Subject: Re: West Coast , Are you HARD, YET??? Cc: p-lil@subgenius.com
Status: U
>Yeah, baybee, we're gonna
>>pack a squid full of pumpkin and strap the sucker to YOUR FACE.
>PACK A SQUID FULL OF PUMPKIN?!?!?
>You are FUCKED UP, man!!
Oh, I forgot--you guys have the TINY prairie squid. Guess I just got used to the Columbia Valley Squid, who're often seen sniffing around sasquatch footprints and oozing ink from a very sizable gland. Shit, this squid's bigger than most pets, and would as soon fuck them as well if they didn't get scared. But it's a firm gripper, and knows how to use those tentacles in almost inventive ways. Just in case you guys thought I'd come back home any time soon... WHY WOULD I?
By the way, the pumpkin doesn't have squirrels in it at the time, anyhow. She just generally churns it into a mix of doktor jism, pumpkin pulp, and squirrel hair, which then ferments rapidly and becomes extremely intoxicating, although completely non-alcoholic. You could just huff the fumes to get off, and some of us do--hence, the bit about strapping the squid to a face.
It could be *your* face, Stang. Think about it. Toad's NOTHING compared to a packed squid.
P.Lil
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Popess Lilith von Fraumench * http://come.to/p.lil Hey Seattle SubGenii! Go to http://ssucc.ragnarokr.com ==If reality doesn't make you LAUGH, then TAKE THE GODDAMN CLOWN NOSE OFF!==