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Log file opened at: 9/11/01 10:48:49 AM
*** Topic for #subgenius: GET THE FUCK TO CANADA -- END TIMES START!.....and you thought it wasn't going to happen
*** Topic for #subgenius set by magdalen on Tuesday, September 11, 2001 10:01:22 AM
#subgenius: IvanStang @temujin9 @Modemac @sisterzute @greenterror @priestess @Thea @AbsRoving @Lilith @whyaskwhybot @evilgoat @MSakamoto @Rev_Dr_Dr_Lon @danarchy @magdalen @mqphive @LouMinatti @jeek @JimboCLASS @piscesWORK @frank @aseti @skullY
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Thea: What is it like in cleveland Ivan?
whyaskwhyb: i'm all wiggly like
magdalen: my theory is it's the G8 protestor anarchists
greenterro: hello ivan
magdalen: no one nation would dare to do this
magdalen: only people who have no one to protect would do this
temujin9: mags: too coordinated, I think
jeek: confirmed: F16 shot down a commercial airliner heading towards Washington
whyaskwhyb: mags: palestinians don't really have a nation, right?
Lilith: Peter Jenkin's Canadian accent is REALLY obvious right now....
magdalen: temujin9: they have a vast online network, at G8 they had an army of five hundred with sophisticated communications
temujin9: OTOH, it'd be a great reason to crack down on the internet. That's how the G8 anarchists have been organizing.
whyaskwhyb: jets have been scrambled to intercept a plane heading towards DC
magdalen: IvanStang: I'm glad you're here! Now we can lean on your wisdom as our tribal elder.
temujin9: mags: t9 works for prefacing
Lilith: Yasser condems the attack....
Lilith: DAD! *hugs*
whyaskwhyb: hey Stang this would have been a GREAT DAY to NOT TURN ON YER TV
greenterro: right
whyaskwhyb: YOU FUCKED UP ON THAT ONE
MSakamoto: http://www.msnbc.com/news/627028.asp
temujin9: wawb: didn't get that chance. got off the internet, and my mom called with the news
magdalen: t9: mirc auto-completes nicknames if you push tab
MSakamoto: they're evacuating buildings in london, too
magdalen: I hope revsex is ok, he's right there
temujin9: magdalen: oh, hey. neat feature.
whyaskwhyb: my kids go to school at 6:30 so we get up pretty early
whyaskwhyb: mags: my BROTHER lives 6 BLOCKS from the WTC
temujin9: Hell, I know *lots* of people living in NYC. Don't think any are near the trade center, but who knows.
Thea: I have sent Bud for my child.
greenterro: hear from him?
magdalen: whyaskwhybot: it's horrible, I'm so sorry.
Modemac: WAW: Have you spoken to him?
whyaskwhyb: all lines are either down blocked or jammed to capacity
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magdalen: but the chances are that he's ok, just can't get through to you because the lines are tied up
IvanStang: The government has just announced that as a result of this concerted attack by diverse subversive groups, martial law has been declared and members of the following groups are now being rounded up for re-education in prepared internment camps: Hamas, the NRA, Working Assetts, Greenpeace, Earth First, Mad Magazine, The Onion, The SubGenius Foundation... REALAmericans will be identified by their refusal to complain.
Thea: Oh the plan went down almost in Ohio
whyaskwhyb: hes aflight attendant for Delta as well, I hope to fuck he was out of town today
Lilith pees on Dubya's leg
magdalen holds whyaskwhybot
temujin9: IvanStang: Fuck you.
LouMinatti: Reagan would have had the middle east blanketed with nukes by now
magdalen: it's going to be ok
Lilith: CALM DOWN.
magdalen cringes
Thea: it has to be ok
magdalen: well, ok, it might not, but someone has to say that
Modemac: Ivan: Don't forget the "re education" camps for all Arab born Americans.
MSakamoto gives mags a big hug
greenterror is very confused with all this....
Lilith: OK, they are now saying there was no car bomb at the State Dept.
whyaskwhyb: he's ok I know it
temujin9: IvanStang: That wasn't funny. Okay, it was, but I thought you were serious when I started reading.
Thea: I would hate to be a brown person in america today
whyaskwhyb: he fukking better be
greenterror is taking a break from hate.
magdalen: what the hell are they blaming the palestinians for!!
whyaskwhyb: or I'll kick his fucking ass
magdalen: there is no WAY it was palestine
Lilith: You should've heard Stang making fun of Mount Carmel.
greenterro: later
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Modemac: Mags: Because TV tells us that Muslim terrorists are always behind everything. Remember the day when Oklahoma was bombed.
temujin9: Lilith: Mt. Carmel?
magdalen: shit dude, dubya is using this as an excuse to pick his favorite enemy for the war he's been wanting
Thea: My son is home thank the ghods
magdalen: that guy is SO going to hell
IvanStang: That enemy possibly being US.
Lilith: Tem: Waco. Branch Davidians.
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whyaskwhyb: look, I'll make fun of it too but LATER I want to know where my brother is first
IvanStang: This is a great way to start a crackdown on anybody that's giving you trouble.
magdalen: IvanStang: my theory is that this was done by spoiled rich kids, mostly american, the same people that protested at G8
Modemac: WAW: Does your brother usually work today?
whyaskwhyb: thats a damn good theory too
magdalen: well, that's my other theory -- Dubya did this himself
Modemac: WAW: Is the airport farther away from the world trade center?
Thea: I can remain more calm now that my son is here.
LouMinatti: the next to go will be disney world.
Modemac: WAW: If so, then your brother is most likely safe.
magdalen: I was just telling the Lord yesterday, there won't BE any 2004 election, there'll be martial law instead
Lilith: But "Texas Uber Alles" just doesn't SCAN right!
whyaskwhyb: he usually works allkinds of really stupid fucked up hours whenever they call him to wherever they send him
Lilith: Jello will be PISSED.
IvanStang: I AVOID the news but the A.C.E. guy Jeff called me and told me to check it out -- first thing I thought was, "FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB: DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB." Then I got very sick feeling on account of all the people being fucked up, which is exactly why I avoid the news.
Modemac: WAW: Okay, so is the airport further away than his home?
whyaskwhyb: that little fucker better get his ass out of bed and CALL ME
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mqphive: hahaha
magdalen: whyaskwhybot: the lines are tied up, but I'm sure he'll call any time they get free again
mqphive: lol @ all the people that came in here when the planes hit
whyaskwhyb: ON 3: EVERYBODY WILL MY BROTHER TO CALL ME
whyaskwhyb: 1
whyaskwhyb: 2
magdalen: shut up maphive, this isn't just a heroin dream
whyaskwhyb: 3
mqphive: lol
mqphive: i think its leet
whyaskwhyb: go sniff glue fuckface
mqphive: and what does heroin have to do with it
magdalen: well that's because you've fried your brain
temujin9: whyaskwhybot: call him. doubt it will work
mqphive: im not even on heroin
IvanStang: Whyaskwhy, your brother might well be out there helping to render aid and clear rubble.
whyaskwhyb: lines jammed/blocked/down
mqphive: you are some hateful motherfuckers in here for real
temujin9: is maphive being dumb again?
Lilith: Man, this commentator is ANNOYING.
mqphive: i dont even know you freaks , and yall wanna curse me ?
mqphive: yall is burnt up for real
Lilith: Nobody was expecting it because we were expecing a Hollywood style attack.
Lilith: Instead, we got DUH 101.
Modemac: Stang: More likely, all civilians are being evacuated. Maybe evenm the ones who want to help.
temujin9: whyaskwhybot: I bet all circuits into/out of NYC are jammed
whyaskwhyb: yes now shut your fucking drug addled mouth
mqphive: fuck you
Lilith is sure that SExmort is OK.
Modemac: He's in Queens. Is Queens close to Manhattan?
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mqphive: if you dont like me , you dont like me - bringing the fact that i do drugs into the equaytion is moronic
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whyaskwhyb: sorry
MSakamoto: don't apologize
MSakamoto: it was either going to be you or me
whyaskwhyb: hundreds of people burnt fromhead to toe
temujin9: whyaskwhybot: I was about to too
whyaskwhyb: from the gas flash I guess
Modemac: The hijackers wre obviously suicides -- this means there's no scapegoat to pin it on. So that means we'll probably bomb some country.
Rev_Dr_Lon: they said that the plane that hit the pentagon was supposed to hit the white house but was shot down by aa missles
whyaskwhyb: modemac: we were talking about that, it needs to be externalized to a tangible target
whyaskwhyb: I'm guessing Libya
Modemac: They're already tossing Bin Laden's name around, of course.
whyaskwhyb: not many pesky neighbors
Modemac: Which means they might blame the Taliban for it.
MSakamoto: mannix just asked about sexmortis
MSakamoto: any news?
whyaskwhyb: how do you bomb the palestinians into the stone age?
Modemac: How close is Queens to the WTC?
temujin9: whyaskwhybot: by giving them stone tools?
temujin9: okay, tasteless, I know...
MSakamoto: a united airlines plane just crashed into camp david
whyaskwhyb: they already GOT THOSE
IvanStang: Hundreds burnt and thousand more to learn about... and god only knows what insane repercussions there'll be... I HATE the news. I hate REALITY sometimes. It's hard to keep telling oneself, "Funny Little Monkeys..." Sometimes you just can't find anything funny about them.
MSakamoto: confimed by faa ... flight 983, i think they said
whyaskwhyb: I HATE THE NEWS TOO THIS FUKKING SUCKS
whyaskwhyb: FUCKING HUMANS
whyaskwhyb: FUCKING HUMANS
Lilith: The luck plane has crashed into the World Taint Center.
MSakamoto: today is the anniversary of the camp david accords
whyaskwhyb: FUCKING HUMANS
IvanStang: Lil !!!
Lilith: DADDY!
IvanStang: That is SICK, Lil. Thanks, I needed that.
temujin9: MSakamoto: aha. that's the reason for the date.
whyaskwhyb: lil: you won't be laughing if it fucks over your devival
Thea: Do I go to work?
Lilith: It's not a devival.
whyaskwhyb: I'd keep your fingers crossed,know what I mean?
IvanStang: I do feel that sick, depraved humor is an appropriate reaction to unthinkable horror.
magdalen: the dallas emergency action center has been activated at Level 3
magdalen: I don't even know what that means
Lilith: And this is the PERFECT event to unfold before this event.
whyaskwhyb: not a time for semantics
MSakamoto: mannix says to tell you that fighter planes just flew over his work
Lilith: For this IS a Long March.
Rev_Dr_Lon: all schools need to be shut down
Lilith: Now we have something to march FOR.
MSakamoto: (he can't irc right now - being at work and all)
whyaskwhyb: MSak: where?
IvanStang: Magdalen -- I lost my rulebook for Emergency Action, I was hoping you had one!
Thea: mags can you get someone to get your child for you?
MSakamoto: new jersey, i think is where he's at still
ChrisLee: So, Jimmy Carter is to blame for all this?
magdalen: I'm calling the school right now
Lilith is trying to keep a sense of humor, especially as she has had three hours' sleep.
Modemac: No word on Camp David on the TV.
Thea: Bud said that many parents were retrieving their children
IvanStang: I think my Emergency Response Code Manual is on an old Word v.1.0 file that I can't open except on my old dest Mac in the basement.
MSakamoto: it was on cbs
whyaskwhyb: hey Lil: member when you tiold me to fuck off cuz you were grouchy?
magdalen: they don't see any reason to send the kids home they say
whyaskwhyb: ok FUCK OFF, MY BROTHER IS 6 FUCKING BLOCKS FROM THE WTC
Lilith: If you wish to return the favor, go for it.
magdalen: luckily he comes home in one hour normally anyway
MSakamoto: if you want to get your child, it is your right, and they can go fuck themselves if they don't agree.
whyaskwhyb: and I mean that in the nicest way
magdalen: I don't have a car
Thea: How about the fact that I would rather filter this horror for my child than have him in a room of fearful worm children
magdalen: the Lord has it and he's an hour away himself
Lilith: Why: Dude, I understand, but what good does it do?
MSakamoto: mags, i wish i was in dallas, i would totally drive you to the school
Rev_Dr_Lon: we all knew this would happen
magdalen: the fastest thing is just to let the bus get him I suppose
whyaskwhyb: they just said there are several planes out there un accounted for they figure have been hijacked, it's not over yet
Lilith needs to call into the office, then call Judas
Rev_Dr_Lon: but nobody ever believed it would happen
LouMinatti: all New York trinkets and snow globes have been rendered useless.
Lilith: This shouldn't affect business out here, but still.
temujin9: whyaskwhybot: wow
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whyaskwhyb: Li: if they dump one in SEATTLE you might figure it out
IvanStang: My mother in law was supposed to fly home to Cleveland after visiting my parents in Dallas... this afternoon... I guess she'll be a houseguest a while longer.
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Thea: prostata
prostata: fuckn' a.
prostata: howdy Thea
whyaskwhyb: fukking B even
MSakamoto: new jersey, i think is where he's at still36
temujin9: `lo, Thea
MSakamoto: 636666
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magdalen: the lord is coming on
Lilith: Why: SeaTac and every other airport out here is shut down. I'm not worried.
MSakamoto: y+
IvanStang: I am just so fucking thankful that my son is no longer in NYC, at NYU!!! I totally sympathize with Whyaskwhyaskwhy re: his brother -- your stomach will be in knots until you hear him on the phone.
RevJC: Thnks to Frank for subverting my Companies firewall with his irc program!
whyaskwhyb: LIL: pay ATTENTION, there are LOTS OF PLANES unaccounted for RIGHT NOW
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whyaskwhyb: now I'm in a little shit town in N.AZ, but you are in SEATTLE
Thea: whyaskwhy, many planes diverted to canada
whyaskwhyb: get it?
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temujin9: whyaskwhy has a point. get away from downtown areas, especially symbols of capitalism.
prostata: downtown columbus is almost totally shut down right now.
prostata: that's where I am at the momment.
Thea: Avoid federal buildings
IvanStang: The end of Fight Club keeps coming to mind... it was FUNNY in the MOVIE.
temujin9: IvanStang: they avoided deaths in the movie.
prostata: funny, but scary too
RAMONES: is there someone who can tell me something more about attacking on USA???
RevJC: does anyone have confirmation of the camp david crash?
IvanStang: Yo Lord
Thea: There was a crash at Camp David?
whyaskwhyb: I know how to work steel and build things. remember Road Warrior? THATS WHO THEY COME FOR/TO
RevJC: Hey Stang.
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IvanStang: All the federal buildings everywhere have been evacuated.
RevJC: Welcome home.
Modemac: Idiots on TV are talking about Bin Laden, and flashing his face on TV.
prostata: CNN has no confirmation of anything but tradecenter and pentagon.
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Modemac: No word at all on TV about Camp David.
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IvanStang: Whyaskwhy = Humungous
whyaskwhyb: modemac: NOW IT BEGINS
MSakamoto: JC - secret service personell have told cbs that there was no damage to camp david, but that it appears that camp david *was* the target
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RAMONES: what is camp david?????
jeek: Camp David is the Presidental Retreat.
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magdalen: but he's not there right now
whyaskwhyb: I've always considered myself a smaller MASTER/BLASTER in ONE BODY
magdalen: we're not allowed to know where he is right this moment
Thea: Democratic Front for the Liberation of Palestine
temujin9: Good girl. Everybody, think good thoughts for Lilith.
magdalen: but doubtless it is somewhere deep underground
temujin9: Hope she knows how to "duck and cover'
MSakamoto: united flight 183 was the one that went down near camp david
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Modemac: Okay, got the confirmation about Camp David. Sorry.
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temujin9: How many planes so far? Four?
MSakamoto: 4
Modemac: Four.
RAMONES: how far away is green village from all this places??????
MSakamoto: confirmed by the faa
whyaskwhyb: DFLP was #31 on the charts yesterday but has shot to #! WITH A BULLET
magdalen: two at trade cwenter, two at pentagon, the one in philly and the one at camp david
MSakamoto: the faa has recordings of communications from aircraft from before crashes
whyaskwhyb: so far
temujin9: RAMONES: where is green village
whyaskwhyb: key words
RevJC: does anyone have a link to an internet audio feed that I could get to
prostata: waitaminute....one in PHILLY?
whyaskwhyb: so far
MSakamoto: right outside philly
temujin9: mags: where are you getting your news? radio?
MSakamoto: something that starts with a p county
magdalen: tv, and you guys
whyaskwhyb: pros: theory is it was shot down before it got to the target
magdalen: and chat.cnn.com #cnn_newsroom
RevJC: Lucily our boy Conbo bought a tv
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temujin9: hadn't heard about philly or the second at the pentagon.
magdalen: cnn audiofeed is down but their chat server is up
RAMONES: it should be in NYC
magdalen: the second at the pentagon is not confirmed
whyaskwhyb: the Pent. took a hit from a plane as well
IvanStang: ConBo bought you guys a TV? Just in time...
prostata: I have no radio in my office. and all the internet news sites are fuxored
magdalen: could just have been secondary explosion
MSakamoto: mannix said another fighter just flew over
whyaskwhyb: go HOME
RevJC: yeah a very small one, but it works
temujin9: RAMONES: your guess is as good as mine. use mapquest or something.
RAMONES: i am in europe
IvanStang: Keep in mind, half of what you hear from this point on will be rumor and "instant urban legend."
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whyaskwhyb: pros: look in the copy machine, remember Dr Strangelove?
temujin9: RAMONES: www.mapquest.com
RevJC: I have heard of 2 car bombs
Thea: RevSEx
RevJC: but now none
RevSExmort: Holly fukin shit
prostata: IvanStang: yep, you're sure right about that
MSakamoto: whew!
prostata: I sent my employee home.
temujin9: whyaskwhybot: haven't seen it, know the basics. what're you referring to?
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RevJC: outside the state building, but they have said that is now not true
IvanStang: SEX -- are you covered with rubble??
RevSExmort: Stang, I couldn't even get into work. I called in late
prostata: joy is on the phone...
RevJC: Stang: should have stayed at burning man, it was probably sfaer!
Modemac: SEX! You're okay!
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Thea: Local news running banner Columbus Police will be having press conference at noon and parents may get their children from school.
magdalen: Oh revsex we were so worried about you!
whyaskwhyb: Mags: a friend just trashed your g8 theory
RevSExmort: Yes, I'm OK but I fear for too many I know...
Modemac: Praise SEx! And praise sex!
RevJC: All Major dallas buldings have been evacuated
IvanStang: JC -- I was just thinking, "Jeez, and I thought it was spectacular when they burned that big statue."
whyaskwhyb: no white peole would kill themselves for allah
RevJC: BOA building, trade center
RevSExmort: We have an office one block away from the towers
MSakamoto: sexmortus - mannix sends his regards
Modemac: Sex: are you allowed to go out and look for them? Probablyu not, I suspect.
temujin9: RevJC: yeah, right. probably would have been targetted as a example of the hand of God striking the decadent
LilithVF: Well ain't my day fuxored. They closed down the Space Needle!
IvanStang: Whyaskwhy -- except for Cat Stevens
jeek: Plane over Toledo.
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RevSExmort: MSak: Back at him.... :)
RevJC: they have shut down DFW and police "with automatic weapons" are inside
IvanStang: Sexmortus -- "HAD" an office
RevSExmort: Stang:I'm afraid so...
Thea: I have heard no air traffgic In Columbus
magdalen: oh my belly is churning
temujin9: Sex: Praise Slacking off. You're alive, thanks to "Bob". Like you didn't owe his ass BEFORE.
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whyaskwhyb: they wouldnt go to China because of the possible atrocity
temujin9 hugs magdalen
prostata: Thea: no, nothing in columbus. but they've shut down the fed buildings and closed all the roads around the police station downtown. I had to sneak in the back roads to get here today
RevSExmort: I work in Mid-Town and wasn't planning any trips down-town today... So I was safe regardless...
MSakamoto: plane in pa was 80 miles southeast of pittsburgh
magdalen: whyaskwhybot: perhaps, or perhaps they wouldn't go to China because they were going to do THIS instead
IvanStang: Magdalen -- I felt the same way when the Gulf War started -- your belly will calm down and in two weeks it'll just seem like another miniseries -- like the Gulf War.
RevJC: I knew I should have bought bullets for that gun in my closet
temujin9: IvanStang: yeah, except for us draftables
MSakamoto: i knew i should have bought a gun for my closet.
RAMONES: something new???????
whyaskwhyb: head count: how many of you have GUNS?
Thea: prostata get out of downtown
RevSExmort: I still can't believe the world trade centers are gone...
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priestess: I don't have a gun, but I'm in London.
RevJC: we have several but NO BULLETS!
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RevSExmort: It's so earie to look where there were and see nothing but smoke..
Lilith: What do they call it? Section F?
magdalen: my god. who would have thought one would hear a reporter say "When the FIRST tower collapsed"
RAMONES: just like the bridge over DUNAV in NOVI SAD pretty sad isn ' it???????
IvanStang: Temujin -- aw, they wouldn't start the DRAFT again! (I would have been drafted for Vietnam but my flat feet saved my ass)
prostata: Thea: I had to send my employee home and someone's gotta watch this stuff. I'm on the edge of downtown in a building built like a bombshelter.
RevJC: SEX you can see it from where you are?
RevSExmort: I thought the end of the world was supposed to be one big blow-out, this piece by piece shit sux!
RevJC: you hear it?
RAMONES: just like the bridge over DUNAV in NOVI SAD pretty sad isn ' it???????
RevSExmort: RevJC: Yes,
Rev_Dr_Lon: i have several weopans handy right now
RevSExmort: It a clear day too
IvanStang: They wouldn't start the DRAFT again unless there was a WAR involving TERRORISTS and MARTIAL LAW.
Lilith: Tem: I can cripple you if it'd help. It's part of my Pope(ss) duties, if needed.
magdalen: temujin9: get the hell out there an save my female ass, ya young virile man!
MSakamoto: yeah!
prostata: my father was drafted for 'nam on his WEDDING DAY
RevJC: Ahh we could use a little martial law right now, damn kids are out on the streets too late anyway
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Lilith: Peter Jennings is reminding everyone that it may NOT be Bin Laden, the Palestinians, or any other Arab or Muslim group.
temujin9: Lilith: I'm manic/depressive anyway; play it up, and they'll never give me a gun
IvanStang: Sexmortis -- both Frank Zappa and ME predicted that the end of the world would take FOREVER and be very boring.
RevJC: didn't you see Mulan Magdalen
temujin9: magdalen: dammit, wish I could. got some other female ass I gotta save closer to home, if it comes to that.
prostata: Lilith: is peter jennings actually being the voice of reason now?
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Lilith: Tem: Tell them you really loved that seen in *Full Metal Jacket* when the private went nuts and blew away his Sarge.
RevJC: My gun and cloak are in the closet,
Lilith: Scene.
IvanStang: IT WAS FIGHT CLUBI TELL YOU!!
RevJC: I am too old to fight
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temujin9: Lilith: not a lie, either
MSakamoto: all government buildings have been evacuated, armed forces are being briefed, union station has been evacuated, most government officials have been sent home
MSakamoto: cbs
RevSExmort: STANG: Lower Manhatten is one big smokin pipe bowl.
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Lilith: OH GHODS.
RevJC: keep me updated I have no feed
IvanStang: The Con of Hate got itself a BIG hit out of that smoking bowl this morning...
temujin9: Lilith: ???
MSakamoto: it looks like manhattan is just on fire
magdalen: I'm on NBC, peter jennings is so soothing
Lilith: "How could a raghead figure out the controls of a soPHISticated airliner. Not airplane, a soPHISticated airliner."
RevJC: I think this is what they ment in Boston when they said we make jokes at unappropriate times
RevSExmort: I can't even make long distance calls...Phones are out, cell phones are out...
IvanStang: I sure am glad I'm not hooked on mass death like somebody out there must be.
temujin9: Lilith: who said it?
RevJC: upposed to wait like a day or so
prostata: hey, I gotta run. you guys BE CAREFUL OUT THERE
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SirSharpe: i can't believe they have that plane crashing into the Tower ON FILM
magdalen: nbc reporters are being evacuated
Lilith: Tem: ABC. Peter Jennings and someone else who I don't know....
whyaskwhyb: A BOMB JUST WENT OFF AT A SCHOOL
whyaskwhyb: NO SHIT
Lilith: Jennings sounded like the pissed Canadian....
prostata: what school?
jeek: wawb: Where?
Lilith: ?!?
temujin9: whyaskwhybot: details
MSakamoto: sharpe - they just showed it here, too, on cbs
whyaskwhyb: I'm waiting
magdalen: I'm looking at it "live" and it hasn't gone off yet on my tv
Lilith is glad Thea isn't here
IvanStang: I hate to admit it, but the second thing I thought after "FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB" was, "Gee, I hope this doesn't hurt the stock market too much!" Funny little monkey, me.
Lilith: She just got her kid back home.
RevJC: good got the news, our IT set up a server
Lilith: Stang: Nah, a war economy always stimulates the economy.
magdalen: stuyvesant high
temujin9: Lilith: seriously, if you think you are *anywhere* near a target; GET THE FUCK AWAY. We'll eat holes in our stomach worrying about you, but ulcers are nothing.
IvanStang: This is a day that will live in infamy.
MSakamoto: i need more tvs
Lilith: Tem: ?!?
MSakamoto: so i can watch all the channels
Lilith: Seattle is going to be OK.
magdalen: I doubt anyone is mad at Seattle, what with it voluntarily following the kyoto protocol and all
MSakamoto: people were jumping from the building, trying to get away
Lilith: Yes. WE SURRENDERED EARLY.
whyaskwhyb: BOMB "THREAT" they said
SirSharpe: welp...back to work on my bomb shelter....and they all laughed at me
IvanStang: MSakamoto -- its the little details like that which drove me away from all news reports.
Lilith: And as a sign of our commitment, we closed down the Space Needle.
RevSExmort: I gotta go.... This shit is freakin me out... I need to here from people I know in the area....
prostata: whyaskwhybot: oh, bomb *threat*
Lilith gives SExmort a BIG hug
temujin9: Lilith: okay. I trust your judgement. All the same, feel free to bug out anytime; we'll understand
prostata: ok I really am getting out of here now. see you later. Please be careful out there. Lock and load.
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temujin9 wishes Sex luck
RevSExmort: Thanx LIL.....
IvanStang: See, now the rumors of wars start. All the various groups taking credit OR being blamed, all the false alarms....
magdalen: "tim" of NBC is unavailable
magdalen: oh there he is
RevSExmort: Thanks all.... Maybe back l8r...
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temujin9: oogh; what a tagline for today, hunh?
magdalen: sick
Modemac: A reporter is 5 blocks from the WTC now.
Lilith: The live stream on ABC had a guy screaming his filthy mouth off.
magdalen: I need to pee
Modemac: Apparently the buildings right there are okay; WAW's brother should be okay.
magdalen: I feel like just doing it right here
MSakamoto: stupid msnbc.com, give me more news!
Lilith: NYC needs skin donors.
IvanStang: Plus the phones, mail, Net, and etc. are gonna be screwy for days, with a cost of BILLIONS all told. The American Con took a fairly big hit so far today... too bad us civilians and drop-outs have to eat Their shit along with 'em.
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Lilith: You know? I know that many think everything I say is "funny".
IvanStang: Mag -- let 'er rip!
magdalen: the president's whereabouts are unknown at this time
temujin9: Great. I should probably get downtown soon; I know some "sand niggers" here.
MSakamoto: he's probably underground
RevJC: sex: how many people are in the trade towers abbout?
MSakamoto: or hiding out at norad
SirSharpe: he's in mid-air
magdalen: what'll we do if he calls us from mexico and says, "I resign! You guys figure it out!"
IvanStang: The Pres is on a beach in Florida with his brother, chuckling evilly.
MSakamoto: then we get bubba
Lilith: But I remember getting in trouble in school when I got a bad flash about the Challenger explosion before anyone at school knew and they thought I was JOKING.
MSakamoto: and lay the smack down
SirSharpe: guess we'll be getting a missle defense shield aftewr all
Thea: I am on my way to work now. I will be home as soon as I can.
magdalen: if bush goes, and cheney goes, Senator Byrd will be president
temujin9: Talk about signs and portents. The doorbell rings, and it turns out to be UPS delivering my new BOOTS. I think it's time for a walk...
IvanStang: This also reminds me of when Kennedy was shot... ulp, I bet I'm the only one here who was conscious then.
magdalen: he's like a million years old
SirSharpe: yep
RevJC: flight 93 in PA
magdalen: oh yes, I suppose I should put shoes on
IvanStang: anybody else here REMEMBER the JFK assassination? It was a similar shock. Scxhools closing and teachers crying.
RevJC: not sure if same as in sommerset, pa
Lilith: Flight 93?!?
RevJC: to san fran
Lilith: "I'M ON WITH PETER. CAN YOU TURN THAT DOWN?!?"
magdalen: IvanStang: we remember challenger
temujin9: My mom's recommended making a blood donation, I thought I'd pass the recommendation on. There are going to be a lot of people needing vital fluids in the next few days.
MSakamoto: american flight 11 from boston to la, united flight 77 from dulles to la,
RevJC: United Airlines
MSakamoto: i remember seeing challenger on tv
MSakamoto: things like this just seem so unreal
magdalen: yeah
magdalen: I totally thought whyaskwhybot was joking
RevJC: General westly clark on phone.
Lilith: Not a bad idea.
IvanStang: The Gulf War started on my daughter's 11th birthday... boy did that burst her balloon. Pearl Harbor happened on my mother's 12th birthday.
RevJC: from Little rock
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Lilith: I wonder if they'd accept my transsexual blood NOW.
Lilith: EEP.
MSakamoto: i wouldn't have even known if i hadn't stopped watching espn2
ChrisLee: is transexual blood inferior or something?
magdalen: I wouldn't have known either except I always glance at alt.slack in the mornings with my coffee
RevJC: more trouble on the way
MSakamoto: challenger exploded on my mom's 33rd birthday
Thea: Good bye my friends and family. I will be back soon.
temujin9: Lilith: probably not. I lie about being bisexual every time.
Modemac: No, but Lil takes hormones and stuff. Her blood is TAINTED.
RevJC: gee that is positive.
magdalen: see, Lord -- and you mock my alt.slack fetish!
ChrisLee: check.
MSakamoto: i had read alt.slack earlier, before it happened
Modemac: Maggie is my fetish.
RevJC: "command and conrol of airforce is solid"
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RevJC: "more aircraft out there"
RevJC: "we must be ready for what happens next"
Lilith: I'm a potential HIV risk, even though I hardly have sex as is and don't like sex with guys.
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RevJC: oh by the way aids was cured
temujin9: Lilith: I'd refuse to give blood on the grounds that they're assholes for not accepting it, but they're not the ones that need it...
Lilith: Exactly.
magdalen: I don't weigh enough to give blood
RevJC: just thought you'd like some good news
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Lilith: JC: Milagro! When was this?
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RevJC: bread it on cnn yesterday
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magdalen: not a cure, a vaccine
magdalen: monkeys have stayed aids free for two years now
RevJC: monkeys have been immune with vacine for 600 days now
RevJC: ccined died
RevJC: while 80% not vaccined died
temujin9: Isn't it ironic? Don'tcha think?
magdalen: yep
magdalen: and we all thought we'd be fucking like minks on the day they cured aids
MSakamoto: i should give blood. i wish they'd come to me, though, because i have not a whole lot of gas in the car.
RevJC: I would give you the link but... I dout youd get to it now
temujin9: MSakamoto
Lilith: AH. Well, it's going to be a while before we know if they are properly vaccinated.
Lilith: No, it's OK.
RevJC: not tried on humans yet
MSakamoto: http://www.cnn.com/2001/US/09/11/worldtrade.crash/index.html
RevJC: ut pretty good huh!
Lilith: It's good news, but doesn't changes blood policies now.
Lilith: On the other hand, this is Seattle.
temujin9: MSakamoto: it won't make a diff right now. It'll make a diff in a day or two, as the supply gets dipped into
magdalen: brb
temujin9: confirmed; four crashes so far.
magdalen goes outside a minute
RevJC: back to the news...
RevJC: "however did this lives somewhere"
RevJC: "and is supported by someone"
Lilith: Great, we get to hear about what they're doing in Washington State....
Lilith: A double sandbag wall....
IvanStang: Wei just called and told me they had cops all over the Cleveland airport due to a bomb scare.
Lilith: And they're handing out little fire extinguishers to everyone. Great.
RevJC: Black copters are up
Lilith: WAY TO GO SEATTLE!!!
IvanStang: See, the fuck-heads will be taking advantage of the confusion to create false alarms and hoaxes.
temujin9: I think I'm going to leave in a bit; like I said, got friends to attend to.
Lilith: Tem: Joking aside... *big hugs* I hope all is well on your end.
IvanStang: Papa Joe is probably calling Talk of the Nation right now to get his two bits worth in.
RevJC: General Clark "President is being taken to where he can best control the situation"
Lilith: "Hi, Ray."
Modemac: The TV said the President is going to Andrews Air Force Base.
temujin9: Lilith: no bad news so far, and AA is a pretty progressive town. OTOH, Pinks are Pinks everywhere, and I'm a big fucker with a talent for stopping shit.
Lilith: What, the bathroom?
Modemac: All their base are belong to him.
MSakamoto: which means he's going somewhere completely different
MSakamoto: he's going to go sit in a corner at norad and cry
Lilith: They're running a couple of ferries so cars aren't stranded, but most are shut down.
temujin9: Everybody, keep cool. Remember, no matter what; either it'll happen so fast that it won't matter how much you worry, or it'll happen slow enough that you'll have time to panic, calm back down, and make plans.
Lilith: The Space Needle is closed... OH GHOD WHAT TRAGEDY!!!
temujin9: Love you all, I'm out.
Lilith: SeaTac is shut down, and they're sending people home....
IvanStang: A sudden thought -- what horrible artwork is Fernandinande LeMur perpetrating right now, even as we type?
MSakamoto: the plane leaving from boston had 81 passengers and 11 crew, the dulles one had 58 passengers and 6 crew
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IvanStang: The thought of what happened on those planes creeps the FUCK out of me.
MSakamoto: they have confimed that it was in fact flight 93 that crashed at camp david
Lilith: I hate that fortune cookie.
Lilith: Stang: NO DOUBT.
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RevJC: united 175
Lilith: Stang: I should call Camp Long at some point and make sure all is business as usual.
IvanStang: It's almost worst than thinking about what happened in the buildings, but that's mainly because the scene in the buildings is too big and awful to be comprehended... I pray we never have to comprehend anything like that.
RevJC: missing
Lilith: We NEED Dobbs' Long March.
RevJC: to LA
RevJC: boston to LA
RevJC: 4000 flights a day
RevJC: on average
IvanStang: How many airline pilots are going to crash a plane into a building just because a terrorist has killed everybody else on the plane and has a gun to his head? Whoever did this included 4 people who knew how to fly fucking airliners. Seems to me like.
RevJC: I agreee
Lilith: Peter Jennings is blabbing about the threat to the Space Needle on New Years' Eve 1999.
RevJC: I think that may also be why the planes crashed in PA
RevJC: the piolots crashed them before the were killed
IvanStang: Cripes, Wei's Mom was gonna be flying today. Hail Connie, it was to be late this afternoon. Guess she'll stay at the ranch for a few days...
Lilith: Good thing.
green: latest news: austrian government is shocked.
IvanStang: JC -- man, think what a horrific scene that must have been -- pilots with guns to their heads... FUCK!!
Lilith: OOH, good one.
magdalen: back
RevJC: wire reports from Gihad
MSakamoto: the centers for disease control and prevention in atlanta was evacuated
RevJC: attacks are consicence of polocy in middle east
Lilith: Stang, you're not freaking, are you?
magdalen: still though, I wouldn't think the pilots would do it
RevJC: unconfirmed
IvanStang: Lil -- I try to ALWAYS be freaking, don't you?
magdalen: I think whomever did this knew how to fly the planes
RevJC: consicuense
RevJC: damn wish I could spell
MSakamoto: they had to, it would just be dumb luck if they managed to stay in the air long enough to reach their targetr
Lilith: Stang: I dunno, after it happens uncontrollably on its own for a few decades it gets a bit OLD.
MSakamoto: no way it would be right three times in a row
RevJC: going to set tea.
RevJC: brb
magdalen: we are at war "in effect", but still no speech from the chimp
magdalen: palestinians are celebrating, though their leader says he condemns the attack
IvanStang: I guess about 5 years ago the United Terrorists Union decided that MORONS hijacking planes wasn't working, so they educated the morons on how to fly commercial airliners.
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Lilith: Stang: Sounds like a good idea. But, "united"?!?
magdalen: "we are so vulnerable because of all those things that make us so great," jennings says
Modemac: United, the way we're united.
Lilith: Most terrorist groups these days are almost like "Firefight" from *American Flagg*.
bonzo: I'm just hoping there were no biological weapons on board
MSakamoto: they evacuated and closed the irs service center in covington, ky
bonzo: anthrax could take out NY in three days
Modemac: Bonzo: Hopefully they're not that smart.
bonzo: HOPEFULLY
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Sir_BloodT: welll......
LouMinatti takes a deep breath
Sir_BloodT: ...Just saw the news...What THE FUCK is happening over there
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Modemac: Bonzo: Even in spite of all this, this isn't Hollywood. Criminals are stupid.
RevJC: giving out phone num,bers to check on flight
Lilith: All LeMur has said so far is, "Treasure building bombed"... which it WASN'T.
Lilith: There was a rumor of a car bomb.
Modemac: BT: Terrorist attacks. World trade center in NYC destroyed.
Sir_BloodT: some nutters are driving planes all over the place,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Sir_BloodT: yeap
Lilith: But that was bogus.
IvanStang: I imagine that many of the Earth people have big grins on their faces right now -- the American gov't side of the Con has MANY enemies and the targets spell out "MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX".
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magdalen: well, one has to disperse the anthrax somehow, you can't just toss it out a plane, it has to land in the water
Sir_BloodT: the car bomb was disarmed
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Lilith: So LeMur picks on rumors but not on news.
green: those grins are sick
Sir_BloodT: Well
Sir_BloodT: you know
bonzo: that's a good
RevJC: no official reports on flights
bonzo: but what if they released some air borne virus
Lilith: I have a grin, too.
bonzo: were all fucked
MSakamoto: american flight 77 from dulles to la, american flight 11 from boston to la, united flight 175 from dulles to la, united flight 93 from newark to san francisco
Legume: What's going on in Cleveland?
Lilith: That grin is on the face of "Bob".
magdalen: my god my god
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bonzo: send an X-ist beem ship
Lilith: "His smile is the one that looks friendly, but so does the grin of a shark."
magdalen: the trade towers are GONE
bonzo: BEEM ME UP BOB
green: who's that guy, god?
Mikkel_de_: so I guess this is it....
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RevJC: Flight all diverted to Canada
IvanStang: Hey Legume -- they had a bomb scare at the airport and they sent gov't workers home... my wife will be home soon.
bonzo: re @ mags
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green: danke mag
RevJC: .old news
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Herc: nice tpoc
RevJC: they should stay when they get there!
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Sir_BloodT: some years ago USA issued some Warnings for peple travveling to Greece saying that we have a "High percentage of terrosism" and that "visitors are comming here at their own risk" cause after all our airlines can be easily taken over by terrorists....shouldnt i have quite of a "well,who`dhave thought" smile onj ma face?
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IvanStang: You know, my friends, every time it's merely a multiple bombing that kills thousands, we should count our blessings that it wasn't a germ attack that kills millions.
Sir_BloodT: some years ago USA issued some Warnings for peple travveling to Greece saying that we have a "High percentage of terrosism" and that "visitors are comming here at their own risk" cause after all our airlines can be easily taken over by terrorists....shouldnt i have quite of a "well,who`dhave thought" smile onj ma face?
Legume: Chas says there's a plane on the runway surrounded by security forces and another being tracked over Dayton by military jets
LouMinatti: wow... fuckall people really died
LouMinatti: .000833 % of world populatio... give or take'
IvanStang: Legume -- hmm, maybe not a scare after all. I'm glad the Queen Mom wasn't flying from Dallas to Cleveland THIS MORNING. (She was scheduled for this afternoon.)
Legume: This is horrendous
MSakamoto: they're stopping all afterschool activities around here, they've shut down the race track
ChrisLee: the race track?!?
Koenig: WTO week
IvanStang: There are probably some of our SubGenius brethren who are not online here because they KNOW somebody in one of the directly affected areas. Too bad I don't believe in praying, or I'd pray.
Sir_BloodT: fuck....
Sir_BloodT: well
Sir_BloodT: who was in this planes?
Sir_BloodT: wh o did it?
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Lilith: Nobody knows yet.
MSakamoto: Yes, the horseys will not be running today at River Downs.
Legume: I can't help but think about all those people sitting at home, seeing this and knowing, "My wife/husband/son/daughter was there"
magdalen: gerald ford makes a statement: we must retaliate
Koenig: The butler did it!
Lilith: But it's fairly certain that it was probably terrorists who learned how to ...
Sir_BloodT: Oh
RevJC: latest rumor is the "Gihad"
Lilith: There's a United flight still missing.
Legume: Stang, where's XANDY?
Sir_BloodT: I SAW BOB DOING IT!!!!!!!
Sir_BloodT: HE CONFESED TO ME
IvanStang: Legume -- in dallas, thanks for asking.
Lilith: BloodThorn: ...Learned how to fly the planes.
IvanStang: It was Fight Club.
Sir_BloodT: he?
Legume: Jeus, Stang that was one of the first things I thought of
Sir_BloodT: i didnt see brad pitt innit
RevJC: I don't understand why the buildings fell
green this is kamikaze-day.
Sir_BloodT: neither did i
RevJC: the force of the impact?
Sir_BloodT: well...are they still called the twin buildings?
Lilith: JC: Because a lot of the support was destroyed.
DeleriuM: I'm in australia and it's all over ever channel here...I can't imagine what it would be like over there.
MSakamoto: you'd think that it would have happened sooner, if that was what caused it
magdalen: mayor of cleveland says plane made emergency landing at cleveland because of possible bomb, but so far no confirmation on that
Sir_BloodT: well...are they still called the twin buildings?
MSakamoto: somehow, i doubt that they are
magdalen: they're gone, man
magdalen: there's nothing to call
green: they're called no buildings...
RevJC: Peter jenning was calling it the single tower for a while
IvanStang: Legume -- Xandy graduated last year and was working in Dallas (with Jesus, for the Devil) until just last week, when his job ended.
MSakamoto: they say casulaties to number "in the thousands"
Sir_BloodT: yeap
Koenig: I luv NY
Sir_BloodT: i heard about 200 dead (plane passengers) six dead from the buildings and a thousand or so injured
magdalen: "the pentagon has been attacked by an airliner", jennings says with a wry tone of voice
green: tom clancy on the phone--what is he saying?
Lilith: A pilot went on the record to say that he's POSITIVE the terrorists must have learned how to fly the plane because no pilot could possibly go turncoat.
magdalen: it's true
RevJC: Islamic fanatics?
Sir_BloodT: maybe
magdalen: they're all decent guys
RevJC: looseing my connection
Lilith: Militia?
magdalen: plus they put stuff in their coffee
Lilith: Mags' theory?
DeleriuM: The Talaband are about to make a statement.
Sir_BloodT: USA is not on good terms with iraq/iran
MSakamoto: osama bin laden said last week that he was going to attack america, and that it would be big
IvanStang: This kind of thing has been happening in the MOVIES for many years now. Where's the real life Bruce Willis when we need him.
Lilith: Iraq announced they shot down a spy plane.
magdalen: oh please, the taliban are not going to attack us when we've just given them so much money
Lilith: I think they would NOT have done that if they knew about the attack.
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Sir_BloodT: well Bruce willis was propably having a blowjob when this happened
Sir_BloodT: ooops ...willy`s i meant
magdalen: screw bruce willis, it's superman we need
Lilith: Mags: I think it was the Bush girls and a frat boy they managed to talk into getting the third plane.
IvanStang: That John Doe guy that was with Tim McVeigh, but didn't get caught -- he did it.
Sir_BloodT: Superman?
magdalen: this was an inside job, I'm tellin ya
Sir_BloodT: He is busy with lois lane
magdalen: whoever did this had american help
Lilith: OH SHIT.
DeleriuM: <shrug> We don't get a whole lot of news like the US giving the talaband money over here.
Sir_BloodT: Cmon guys
magdalen: DeleriuM: we've given them at least 40 million
Lilith: Del: Here?
DeleriuM: I'm in australia.
Sir_BloodT: i cant believe that a bunch of terrosrists did it by themselves
Lilith: Ah.
DeleriuM: 40 Mill? What for?
IvanStang: First rule of Fight Club...
Sir_BloodT: They actually did what they couldnt do with rockets
Lilith: I can.
magdalen: open gas lines are exploding
Sir_BloodT: they used the plane as rockets
DeleriuM: They've still got 2 australians in jail awaiting a trail.
Lilith: You need a GPS, guns, and the means to sneak through the airport.
magdalen: and you can't get through the airport if you look like a fanatic
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Lilith: BTW, for those going to Tampa: IXNAY ON THE OPFRAY ON THE ANEPLAY.
IvanStang: Magdalen -- I do all the time!
top_cat1: the gps its already in the airplane
Legume: fuck tampa. I aint going
magdalen: IvanStang: no, you look like a COOT, not a fanatic
jeek: All flights are down.
IvanStang: I look like a fanatic and they NEVER seach me! They always search straight looking people and little old ladies.
Sir_BloodT: well
jeek: No planes can take off.
Sir_BloodT: any way guys and gals
Sir_BloodT: what will be the impact of this?
Lilith: Yes, but I don't think the planes will be grounded THAT long.
Sir_BloodT: No world war 3 i believe
IvanStang: Legume -- when was Tampa to be? This weekend?
Sir_BloodT: No world war 3 i believe
top_cat1: there is another crash in camp david
LouMinatti: Wow...One of the passengers called a woman he knew at DFW airport and told her they had stabbed two of the stewardess'....the plane crashed while he was talking with her
ChrisLee: last weekend in month
Lilith: Stang: Two weeks from this weekend.
magdalen: nbc showing scenes of palestinians throwing candy, laughing, and shouting "God is great"
Legume: tampa, weekend of the 28th
Sir_BloodT: what god?
DeleriuM: Would your government declare military law over something like this?
magdalen: laugh now, palestinians. You're getting nuked, whether you did it or not
Sir_BloodT: they have no god
IvanStang: Magdalen -- I'm sure there's planty of that happening.
Sir_BloodT: NO NUKES!!!!!!
IvanStang: Magdalen -- AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
green: no fun!
Sir_BloodT: NUKES ARE BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH (WORSE THAN CIGGARETES)
Legume: Hey Bloodthorne, y'know what? Yer a fuckin' idiot
magdalen: dude, this means nukes
Sir_BloodT: and we are a fucking "CLOSED " PLANET
magdalen: did you think we were KIDDING?
Sir_BloodT: NO lEGUME
Sir_BloodT: IM NOT
magdalen: we don't have them for nothing
Sir_BloodT: well
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Sir_BloodT: nukes are bad
Sir_BloodT: you know why?
magdalen: we are teh only nation to have ever used them, and we will use them again
Sir_BloodT: its like farting in a closed room
Lilith: Dubya gets to pretend to be a great warrior.
magdalen: of course they're bad, but our leaders don't CARE
Sir_BloodT: radiation is going all over the place
magdalen: it doesn't matter, it's a point of honor
Sir_BloodT: radiation will go to USA too
magdalen: you do this to us, you get nuked
Sir_BloodT: well yeah
green: you're the greatest nation, magdalen
Lilith: BloodThorn: Bush doesn't care.
Sir_BloodT: but cancer is a matter of death
Sir_BloodT: Bush is an idiot!He cant speak right!
DeleriuM: Yeah, ever notice that you've built big fucking nuclear/military bases in our country, so they'll bloe us up first to get rid of the bases.
Lilith: DUH!
DeleriuM: e/w
Lilith: And he has his finger on THE Button.
Koenig: Has anyone compared this to Pearl Harbor?
Lilith: MANY times.
MSakamoto: order of events:
Sir_BloodT: me!
MSakamoto: south tower hit, north tower hit, air traffic shut down, bush speaks, crash at pentagon, south tower collapses, north tower collapses, crash in somerset county
Legume: No, Bloodthrone, nothing to do with nukes. You're an idiot because this shit isn't FUNNY
magdalen: well, they might not use the nukes, they might use some of the more advanced secret stuff, depends on who they decide to retaliate on
Sir_BloodT: ~well
whyaskwhyb: still haven't heard from my brother but my Mooms phone is busy so theres hope!
Sir_BloodT: at least guys do it quick
Sir_BloodT: Greece doesnt have any nukes
Sir_BloodT: id appreciate it if you bombed em quick
whyaskwhyb: see those palestinians partying in the streets?
magdalen: we have to pick who we're going to blame
magdalen: whyaskwhybot: yeah
Sir_BloodT: well
Sir_BloodT: Not the Greeks is suppose
whyaskwhyb: DUMB FUCKS
magdalen: no, probably not the greeks
Lilith believes in sick humor for sick times
Lilith: Not that this isn't SERIOUS AS ALL FUCK.
whyaskwhyb: Arafat is all "SORRY SORRY SORRY BAD BAD BAD"
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green thinks he gets lilith's point
Lilith: Not that the Rupture isn't nigh IMMANENT now.
magdalen: well
whyaskwhyb: Arafat probably realizes whos going to EAT SHIT FOR IT
Lilith: Not that the next eight years aren't suddenly looking REALLY grin.
Lilith: Grim.
magdalen: the world is going to burn up from global warming in ten years anyway
Lilith: (Slip.)
Sir_BloodT: well
magdalen: do you think it's over now?
whyaskwhyb: if you think NY looks bad checkk out PALESTINE in the next few weeks
IvanStang: I don't think the US is gonna nuke ANYBODY... it's bad press. The "smart bomb" routine is much better for the advertisers... use the fancy high tech shit, make an MTV video of it (a la Gulf War, Libya) -- nukes have little revenue potential. Or, one can just do secret wars and not SAY anything about it in the mass media, as we do all the time.
Sir_BloodT: at least i hope you know what tyou are doing with these nukes
Lilith: Mags: Eh, nuclear winter will balance out the greenhouse effect. Ditto radiation, for that matter.
magdalen: Ford wants nukes
Sir_BloodT: couldnt you just spray them with weird chemical?
Legume: Mags, there's still a hijacked plane in the air somewhere
DeleriuM: What happened to the second plane they suspected of being high jacked and heading towards washington?
whyaskwhyb: No nukes, I think they are going to BOMB FUCK out of SOMETHING tho
magdalen: DeleriuM: still unaccounted for
Sir_BloodT: you know.....kill them with something like insecticide
Lilith: Let's just drop stone Buddahs onto Afghanistan.
Sir_BloodT: you know.....kill them with something like insecticide
whyaskwhyb: Legume: they say a bunch are unaccounted for
magdalen: we don't use that chem stuff
magdalen: we use nukes
Sir_BloodT: well
Sir_BloodT: im up fotr the chemmical stuff
magdalen: that's why we're the only superpower
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magdalen: we're the only people crazy enough to actually use nukes
Mikkel_de: "we" don't use anything before "we" know who did it
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Asquire: what the hell..are we going to war???
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whyaskwhyb: mags: DONT SAY WE
Sir_BloodT: if u spray them with a micture of Orange agent,LSD and piperazines this will give em a lesson
whyaskwhyb: THEY
magdalen: probably, Asquire
IvanStang: Whyaskwhy -- right... they will probably do some revenge jet strikes, trying to hit more "bad guys" and less "civilians," due to the bad press of civilian-maiming.
whyaskwhyb: ok?
Sir_BloodT: if u spray them with a micture of Orange agent,LSD and piperazines this will give em a lesson
magdalen: ok, They
DeleriuM: Great, our prime minister(like your president) just got us to give all our private guns back so now if something starts we can't protect ourselves.
whyaskwhyb: THEY
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magdalen: Id on't know, they're pretty mad
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magdalen: nukin mad
Lilith: Asquire: No idea what's happening yet.
whyaskwhyb: CANADA OH CANADA
Sir_BloodT: come on!!!!
The_Boogie: hi
ChrisLee: huh. has anyone seen commecials for that new teevee series 24 HOURS? about a terrorist attack on US, i think, each episode in the series equals one hour in the day...
magdalen: dude, have you ever looked deep in bush's eyes?
Sir_BloodT: when America diminshed us we didnt want to nuke u
magdalen: that man's biggest wet dream is to use nukes
whyaskwhyb: he has eyes?
Lilith: Asquire: Except that two different airliners were flown into the World Trade Center--each tower--and the third went into the Pentagon.
Lilith: SECOND CRASH!
MSakamoto: his eyes are deep?
Asquire: my Marine friend called me....he told me that the 3rd plane didnt crash it hit a militay installation in pittsburgh ( explains why no news shots of that crash)
Sir_BloodT: just spray them
IvanStang: But then, we are KIDDING ourselves if we think we'll ever really know what went down. About the onlt hing I BELIEVE about this mes so far is that buildings were destroyed and people were killed and maimed, a shitload of people. Other than that, EVERYTHING is suspect.
Lilith: United 175 767 Boston->LA down, location unknown
whyaskwhyb: Stang: you know it
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RevJC: my news feed went down
Lilith: Stang: NO SHIT.
Sir_BloodT: God save the bush
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whyaskwhyb: SOMEBODY had some SERIOUS INFRASTRUCTURE to pull this off
top_cat1: there is a 4th plane in camp david!
^Z^: àôùø 'á/ùä àåô??
Asquire: Pentagon is burning away?? i thought we had GOOD fire security
Sir_BloodT: How many crashes were there?
^Z^: øâò
Sir_BloodT: i heard abvout 3-4
The_Boogie: 3
Sir_BloodT: oh
Mikkel_de: plus a car bomb
Lilith: Four.
Asquire: top cat---- where did you hear that?
Lilith: No car bomb.
Sir_BloodT: cant they check bodies..well....whatever is left of them
Lilith: They retracted that.
IvanStang: JC -- I was watching ABC tv earlier and the screen went blank for a second -- at that moment I was personally scared -- then it popped back on.
Mikkel_de: no car bomb? i think i saw it on cnn
Lilith: No car bomb at the State Department.
Sir_BloodT: maybe dental records can show who is to blame for
Rev_Dr_Lon: msnbc keeps showing a tape of a man blowing snot on a fireman
Lilith: Dental records?
top_cat1: so far i heard 5 2 in WTC 1 in pentagon 1 in pitsburg 1 in camp david
Sir_BloodT: yeap
Lilith: You think bodies survived?
MSakamoto: they said that there was, but then they retracted it
Sir_BloodT: from the bodies in the plane
^Z^: hye
Sir_BloodT: severed in a way
RevJC: Stang: ours did the same her, all staic, and I though oh shit
^Z^: gyes!!!
Lilith: Camp David? I haven't heard anything about that at all.
top_cat1: thats right 1 bomb car
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IvanStang: See, I grew up believing that a huge electromagnetic pulse from a nuclear war was ALWAYS about to make all the radios and TV shut down... I was expecting that throughout my entire teenage years.
DeleriuM: Whats Camp David?
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whyaskwhyb: somebody had to do it
top_cat1: i heard about it in mexico
Rev_Dr_Lon: camp david is where the president goes when he needs to work, but relax too
IvanStang: I have spoken to Russians my age who were even MORE paranoid during the Cold War. They were REALLY scared of us. But then, they kept doing Civil Defense Fallot drills all through the 70s and 80s.
Asquire: So far the targets have been : Twin Towers and Pentagon :::::: Speculation exists about A Military installation, Camp David, and numerous state buildings
Lilith: BRB, pee.
top_cat1: thats right rev dr lon
MSakamoto: secret service agents said that camp david wasn't hit, but very close to it, and it appeared that camp david *was* the target
IvanStang: Our military had given up on the notion of ANYONE really surviving a nuclear war, so our civil defense practices petered out.
Sir_BloodT: what is camp david?
Sir_BloodT: i mean why is it so important?
MSakamoto: camp david is the presidential retreat
Asquire: Sakomoto;;;i havent heard that...what news report is that?
top_cat1: ok then thanks msakamoto
whyaskwhyb: the guys inside the WTC said there were other explosions that went off afte the plane hit from below
DeleriuM: Why would Camp David be important enough to hit if the president wasn't there?
MSakamoto: and it was the site of the camp david accords, the anniversary of which is today
DeleriuM: Ahh..ok.
Koenig: I wonder what David Letterman will have to say about this tonite?
whyaskwhyb: that would explaint the collapse
Sir_BloodT: oh......these kamikazee pilots are nuts
ChrisLee: sybolism?
Asquire: Koenig -- low one
whyaskwhyb: I can't believe the second towere went down from the top hit
whyaskwhyb: Koenig: I wonder how sales on Ebay will be affected?
DeleriuM: 50 stories of it wasn't it?
RevJC: You know what is weird, mags and me heard a missle last night
IvanStang: Camp David is where they PRETEND all the important agreements go down, and where they stash important foreign dignitaries during big conferences -- SUPPOSEDLY.
MSakamoto: camp david accords - http://www.ibiblio.org/sullivan/docs/CampDavidAccords.html
Asquire: youd think that they we a little stronger...did anyone notice how weak they were???
RevJC: like the old wwII whistlers
top_cat1: right chrislee, it has symbolic importance
DeleriuM: Ok...thanks.
RevJC: we just blew it off to "weird noise"
IvanStang: I guess that underground city in the mountains of Virginia, that they keep ready for Muck-amucks in case of war, is filling up.
whyaskwhyb: how many floors were affected on the second tower?
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Koenig: Yeah, but what does a pro comedian do in the wake of this kind of thing? Gee, folks! No funny tonite!
whyaskwhyb: before it collapsed I mean
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top_cat1: i heard WTC has 110 stories
The_Boogie: the second tower is no more
Asquire: that had to be horrible to be in one of the hijacked planes....... horrible
ChrisLee: breaking INdy news- the second tallest building in Indianapolis HAS been evacuated.
notaw: good morning
Koenig: Hi, Notaw!
ChrisLee: i hope the *tallest* building is safe.
whyaskwhyb: it looked like it only had 10-20 stories burning at first
notaw: not quite the good morning it normally is
Mikkel_de: if you
Mikkel_de: sorry
MSakamoto: i wonder if carew tower (tallest building in cincinnati) has been evactuated...
Asquire: I think were going to loose most of the pentagon
Lilith: I am watching The Daily Show tonight.
Mikkel_de: are in washington you're supposed to give blood
IvanStang: Whyaskwhy -- I was wondering about that myself -- I saw the second one go, and it was burning only about a fifth of the way down. But it had been TILTING... as if (I thought) maybe a bomb had knocked out a support at the BOTTOM.
magdalen: the boy is home
RevJC: "the full resources of the amican government will be brought to bear to protect and punish.."
notaw: howdy Koenig
top_cat1: sears in chicago has been evacuated
RevJC: from congress
rev_otto: hey
rev_otto: been talking to my friend Jay at NBC
rev_otto: president's doomsday plane is being scrambled
magdalen: praise dobbs
Mikkel_de: disney world in orlando has been evacuated - why?
IvanStang: I still wonder about secondary and teriary bombs inside the Murrah Federal Building in OKC... that was never quite explained.
Lilith: JC: Good bye Social Security!
Koenig: Good to hear it , Mag
RevJC: Blood needed go to hospital
MSakamoto: lots of people go to disney world
DeleriuM: We got told 50 stories collapsed, but we're getting everything second hand.
whyaskwhyb: those things are so overbuilt it would have had to be damaged at the bottom, maybe the debris from the first crash did it
MSakamoto: you wouldn't exactly knock out a vital part of the government, but you could kill a whole lot of people
ChrisLee: what's a Doomsday Plane?
ChrisLee: how can i get one?
Asquire: WAR IS EMMINENT says Newt Gingrich.... at least is will help the economy
RevJC: Disney has been evacuted!
RevJC: ???
MSakamoto: it's the president's special plane
magdalen: at school they told him that "terrorists" had done something, he wasn't sure what, or where, but they told him that "terrorists" are "very very bad people"
RevJC: big news I guess
Lilith: The Taliban issued a statement: "Bin Laden, who we're protecting, couldn't have done this, and neither could have we."
DeleriuM: IS the world trade centre really important for your economy?
Asquire: I CANT BELIVE THE MARKET IS CLOSED!!! were gonna have another depression tomorrow
MSakamoto: meant to withstand a nuclear blast
RevJC: is the boy home yet?
MSakamoto: like air force one, but much more kickass
Sir_BloodT: NO DEPRESSION GUYS!!!!!!
Sir_BloodT: NO DEPRESSION GUYS!!!!!! USE PROZAC!!!!!
Lilith: Asquire: Calm down, it'll be OK.
RevJC: magdalen: is the boy home yet
whyaskwhyb: 2 warships deployed around JFK in NY
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Sir_BloodT: NO DEPRESSION GUYS!!!!!! USE PROZAC!!!!!
Mikkel_de: NO DEPRESSION!! GO SPEND SOME MONEY!!
MSakamoto: jc-she just said that he was
magdalen: RevJC: yes, he just got home, that's what I was talking about
Asquire: i know lil...but still wild news
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rev_otto: most of the flights were headed to L.A. and San Fran, more fuel
rev_otto: anyone seen the fuckers dancing in the streets in Palestine
magdalen: I've... explained things to him
RevJC: thanks Sacamoto
whyaskwhyb: LIL: it won't be OK, it will be DIFFERENT
magdalen: he says "I have a bad feeling about this"
RevJC: I've been away
Lilith: BUMMER.
MSakamoto: didn't want the lord to worry
green: /me inhales for peace.
whyaskwhyb: I PREDICT
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LouMinatti: just found out from a friend, workers at nuke sites in Oak Ridge Tenn, are locked IN, and not allowed to evacuate.
magdalen: and I told him not to worry because the army is working to find the terrorists and stop them
Lilith: Someone actually knocked the chip off our shoulder and we don't know who did it.
Lilith: Wah.
Lilith: Boo hoo.
Lilith: Etc.
RevJC: test
Asquire: news an hour from now: CHICAGO NUKED RUSSIA INVADES...VOLCANO ERUPTS IN L.A. UFO INVADE Y-ISTS ARRIVE
magdalen: and he said, "How will the army stop them when nobody knows where the terrorists are"
Lilith: Lord!
whyaskwhyb: you can't shut down air travel and destroy the WTS towers and not fuck up the economy somehow
RevJC: opps sorry
notaw: stocks are going down
rev_otto enlists in the Coast Guard.
whyaskwhyb: LIL: not OUR shoulder
MSakamoto: cnn.com is worthless, i tell you.
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IvanStang: Dobbs prophecy rings true!
whyaskwhyb: THEIR
magdalen: poor little kid, he thinks he can figure out himself where the terrorists must be
magdalen: it's like a mystery to him
whyaskwhyb: NO OUR NO WE
whyaskwhyb: THEM
rev_otto: hey didn't they say our calenders are 3 years off
IvanStang: Dobbs SAID everything would be fucked up -- my god he was RIGHT!!
magdalen: he says "well, there must be more than one of them"
DeleriuM: IS the world trade centre really important for your economy?
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rev_otto: so technically it's 1998
RevJC: mgdalen: check your email
whyaskwhyb: The AMERICANS
Modemac: Delerium: It's right by Wall Street.
Lilith listens to Peter Jennings babble
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IvanStang: Delerium -- I hope not!
Lilith: The HATRED of the United States.
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Asquire: lon: broadcast from capitol its not hit on FOX
whyaskwhyb: modemac HOW CLOSE?
magdalen: RevJC: mail server is down
Lilith: Why: You know what I mean.
rev_otto: this just in, Canada has invaded Iceland
IvanStang: "Our" economy is "your" economy, I'm afraid.
RevJC: Damn it was supposed to be US destoying the buldings and killing Pinks!
ChrisLee: well, i hope Best Buy ain't been evacuated, cause i'm going there. bbl.
Modemac: I think it's right ON Wall Street. But I might be wrong.
Koenig: Shit! I shopped for food yesterday, but I got to go out later for beer!
MSakamoto: bring me a dvd player, chris
LouMinatti: Hey Lon, its the snot guy again on MSN!! I think they know something we dont
ChrisLee: sure thing.
rev_otto: hey, we can't discount the fact that subs may have been hurt, don't just think of this in terms of a pink world
DeleriuM: Wall Street is the place where all the stocks/stock market and trading and stuff happens isn't it?
IvanStang: JC -- HOW DO WE KNOW IT WASN'T? Remember Dobbs hypnotizing you? NO???
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Lilith: Oh ghods.
Modemac: Del: That's right.
Asquire: im not seeing the "snot guy"
IvanStang: I distrust the news so much that for all I know, *I* might have done it!
Lilith: A bystander saw the plane that hit the Pentagon.
Lilith: It was flying really low, he could see the passengers....
Asquire: DAMN DISNEY WORLD IS CLOSED!
MSakamoto: stormin' norman is on nbc
rev_otto: you know, we worry about being observed, I'm not scared anymore, Echelon didn't pick this one up
LouMinatti: all four, ASQ
IvanStang: Hopefully, on Wall Street they keep better back-up than SubGenii do.
Koenig: Stukas uber Disneyland!
Asquire: FUCK PALESTINIANS!!!!!
Lilith: Oh ghods.
jeek: It would have only taken 20 or so people to pull off.
Lilith: Someone posted to alt.slack:
Modemac: Sigh. And one of the many scary things about this is that President Deubya is probably calling his Dad and asking for advice.
rev_otto: thank god, Gerald Ford made a statement
Lilith: "OK, so what's the inside joke about this WTC thing?"
MSakamoto: he should be calling buba
rev_otto: that's the leadership we need
MSakamoto: bubba, even
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Asquire: BUBBA BACK FER BOMBING!!!!
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IvanStang: Now see, *I* have back-up. If CLEVELAND and DALLAS were nuked, all our important data would still exist on CDs in a secret box in another town, a small town that nobody cares about.
whyaskwhyb: FLAGSTAFF?
notaw: jerome
MSakamoto: cincinnai
whyaskwhyb: you only sent me a COUPLE
MSakamoto: no one cares about cincinnati unless there's a riot
magdalen: oh bubba, bubba, I miss you!
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jeek: Ivan: But if you were nuked, no one would know where to find them?
Lilith: OK, I got an update about the Washington state preparations.
rev_otto: www.fema.gov
Lilith: They've started work on the second row of sandbags.
RevJC: Stang: yeah like Akron
LouMinatti: the snot guy again! hes becoming an enduring symbol of the WTC tragedy
IvanStang: Whyaskwhy -- naw, a much less careworthy town than even Flagstaff.
IvanStang: Worse even than Akron.
MSakamoto: everybody loves akron
rev_otto: Reagan just made a statement...."Grggle, mmm, grrgle!"
whyaskwhyb: ######### BROTHER SAFE#########
Lilith: I still haven't got my fire extinguisher though.
whyaskwhyb: in SAn Francisco when the shit hit the fan
Lilith: Otto: BWAH.
IvanStang: jeek -- that's the great thing -- a future race of intelligent cockroaches would find the Archives! By then we'd have a CHANCE !
SirSharpe: DEMOCRACY ON HOLD - Gov. suspends election
rev_otto: darpa is down
Modemac: Actually, here in Massachusetts the election is continuing.
Lilith: Roach Rupture?
Modemac: We have a primary election today, and they haven't cancelled it.
SirSharpe: here too - but its been canceled
IvanStang: Whyaskwhy -- CONGRATS!
whyaskwhyb: WWHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Lilith: Well, at least I imagine there won't be any assholes calling in to work today.
RevJC: gas leak?
whyaskwhyb: NOW I CAN POKE FUN!
whyaskwhyb: FUCKING AMERICANS!
RevJC: my connection is bad what about a gas leak in NY
IvanStang: Whyaskwhy -- now you can et back to being SICK instead of "CARING"
Asquire: umm i called in to my hospital job today
Lilith: Lord, Stang: A minor matter. My debit card from XD4 got billed $116 again this weekend.
whyaskwhyb: Stang: thats what I MEANT
Lilith: FYI, I wrote Nickie already about it.
whyaskwhyb: back to "normal"
magdalen: yay whyaskwhybot!
RevJC: Lilith: ???
Rev_Dr_Lon: asquire, maybe you should go in
RevJC: We will credit it back
Lilith: JC: Once 8/6, once 9/6.
RevJC: e have had MAJOR computer problems
Asquire: ok its morbid but heres the plan: everybody buy stock tomorrow when it hit all time lows!
Lilith: JC: I know, no sweat.
RevJC: sorry
RevJC: We'll credit it back today
magdalen: nickie is on it, I am sure
Lilith: Funny, I was freaking yesterday. But after four, maybe five plane crashes by terrorists today, I have a bit of perspective on the situation.
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RevJC: I will call her and make sure tonight
Modemac: WAW: Glad to hear it.
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top_cat1: i have just herad there are 8 airplanes hijacked
Modemac: I've got a co-worker who has friends down there.
IvanStang: Try to look at the good side. Maybe the part of the Pentagon that got hit was where they keep all the SPY DATA on US they were about to use in rounding us up. Maybe there was a WORSE plot being brewwed in the World Trade Center and somehow his hideous tragedy was actually the only way to prevent something FAR WORSE! ... But I doubt it... sincerely...
magdalen: this is no time to talk about that though
spazzed: awww ..... the joys of being a felon
spazzed: there is no way they can draft me!
Lilith: JC: Thanks, Lord. Let me know if you need anything on my end.
whyaskwhyb: Thanks to all for the pshychic support!
whyaskwhyb: youknow
Lilith: Stang: But what if that was the part of the Pentagon where the ORIGINAL Reagan brain is still alive in a jar?
whyaskwhyb: YOU BUNCH OF CARING FREAKS
RevJC: Mulla Abdul Salan Ubdeed
Lilith: WAS.
RevJC: "afganistan feels your pain"
magdalen: well it seems to be over
magdalen: how long can that one lost plane stay in the air?
magdalen: not much longer I would think
whyaskwhyb: ashes 6 inches deep in the streets
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Lilith: I'm going to get some food, go to work, and deal with panicky cow orkers. I'll try not to be too "funny".
whyaskwhyb: at least
spazzed: theres another plane?
Asquire: What about this missing plan..im expecting a monument to be destroyed now.... money on Arch?? Mt. Rushmore? Statue of Liberty??
Asquire: missing plane i mean
Lilith: Somehow, they like it less than you guys do.
RevJC: Afganistan is worried
top_cat1: who knows, may be even 6 more hours
Modemac: Maybe the missing plane crashed into the ocean.
magdalen: I suppose it's not going to worry about a return trip
RevJC: Mayor Juliani on the phone
Modemac: Hope not.
Asquire: doubtful
spazzed: nbc hasnt said shit about another plane
magdalen: well since it's the ONLY plane still in the air, how hard can it be to find it
IvanStang: nick/Stang-Away
RevJC: Nation Gaurd on itys way to NY
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StangAway: Damn.
RevJC: "Leave manhatten if you can "
StangAway: I am gonna go watch TV downstairs for a spell... shall log and lurk... later
spazzed: anyone see this clown christian on nbc?
RevJC: Gullianni was trapped in a building
Modemac: If the WTC was the "symbol" of American capitalism or whatever, what will the terrorists go after next?
whyaskwhyb: MAGS: remember dr strangelove?
RevJC: White House
spazzed: I wonder if all of those WTO protestors are behind this ..... they seemed to be against the wtc and pentagon
RevJC: The white house would be the number 1 sybol I would think
Lilith: At least Sifu is OK. He went to the Aridonacks (sp?) for vacation...
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magdalen: whyaskwhybot: yeah
Asquire: "they" are staying away from using the "nuke" phrase today.....their all paranoid
Lilith: OK, I'm off, back in an hour or less.
RevJC: who to nuke?
RevJC: Afganastan?
Lilith hugs those who needs hugs
whyaskwhyb: "all churches in Flagstaff are now open to anyone wishing to join in community prayer"
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magdalen: they've got to nuke somebody
spazzed: i say we just nuke everybody
Lilith: I still say, DROP STONE BUDDAHS ON AFGHANISTAN UNTIL THE STREETS RUN WITH SQUISHY EXTREMISTS.
Modemac: Aye, it looks like they're blaming Afghanistan.
Lilith: And STUFF.
whyaskwhyb: don't they see that PRAYER is what got them in this mess in the first place?
spazzed: hey, whyaskwhy .... they have every right to kill our people .... i mean .... dont you understand that GOD LOVES THEM MORE?!:?!!?
whyaskwhyb: LIL: they are going to have to BLOW FUCK out of SOMETHING
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RevJC: "leave Lower manhanteen"
RevJC: "walk east then north"
RevJC: "Go to grenich village"
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RevJC: Say guilliani
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MSakamoto: 50 commerical flights are currently in the air
MSakamoto: none of those planes seem to be in trouble, and all are within 40-50 miles from their destinations
RevJC: how many accounted for (going to Canada)
spazzed: how did/could/would you guys high-jack a plane ...... some media fuckers are saying that the terrorists were unarmed
Sir_BloodT: Is everything going to be alright tommorow?
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LiTH: WERE ALL GONNA DIE!
spazzed: i hope not ...im supposed to fly to san fran
DeleriuM: Use a butter knife from the served lunch?
MSakamoto: they said that they're all accounted for
RevJC: Gulliani is very mad and sad, lost many friends
MSakamoto: but who knows if they're telling the truth
LiTH: this is a clear example of what happens due to lack of distrobution of MARIJUANA
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magdalen: the boy says, "Well, I know one thing I'm definitely NOT going to be when I grow up. Definitely, NOT a terrorist!"
RevJC: spazzed: you can behead some one with piece of wire
magdalen: "Because then I'd have to destroy the whole world, and you could get killed doing that!"
Sir_BloodT: FREE DRUGS
Sir_BloodT: GIVE MARIJUANA
RevJC: there are ways
Sir_BloodT: DROP NUKES DONT USE THEM
zurnayay: iam afraid about you and us (from Turkey) God help you- good bye (i could have write wrong ,i am not certain,you never mind)byeeeeeeeeee
Sir_BloodT: FRY THEM ON ACID,NOT ON NUKES
RevJC: only you guys would use this as an excuse to legallize pot!
Sir_BloodT: FRY THEM ON ACID,NOT ON NUKES
Sir_BloodT: FRY THEM ON ACID,NOT ON NUKES
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magdalen: dude, it's not up to US whether they'll use nukes or not
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spazzed: not a chance
Sir_BloodT: well anuway....you will bomb the islamic-whoevah-did-it guys and everything is gonna be ok
whyaskwhyb: brother on phone now, says Boeing 767 carries 7 tons of jet fuel and goes around 300 MPH
Sir_BloodT: i think the whole think will be forgoten in a month
magdalen: no way, bush has been waiting for something like this
RevJC: Forget what?
magdalen: he has this idiotic idea that a big war will help him get re-elected
Sir_BloodT: the event
Sir_BloodT: you will bomb them
MSakamoto: they've closed the mexican border
whyaskwhyb: Blood: are you fucking RETARDED?
Sir_BloodT: and thats it
Sir_BloodT: no
Sir_BloodT: im not retarded
Sir_BloodT: i just take it kewl
spazzed: well i suppose if he started a big ass war it could turn his economy around
whyaskwhyb: well you SOUND like a fucking retard
magdalen: well sure you do, it's not YOUR country
Sir_BloodT: when u bombed others with depleted uranium they were cool
RevJC: Hell people are still griping about Waco, I don't think this will soon be forgotten
Sir_BloodT: now its your turn
RevJC: especiialy when the war begins
Koenig: Oh! The humanity!
Rev_Dr_Lon: this will never be forgotten
spazzed: t was a bunch of crazy teenagers trying to score some goofballs
MSakamoto: now they're showing the impact in slow-motion
MSakamoto: geez.
Sir_BloodT: well...you bombed many people with depleated uranium
magdalen: listen, convict, whatever happens to us, it will be ten times worse for whomever we blame, so gloat while you can
Sir_BloodT: its nasty stuff
Koenig: Goofballs! Goofballs!
Sir_BloodT: i wouldnt even feed it to Bush
DeleriuM: Where are you from BloodThrone?
magdalen: er, they they
magdalen: not we
Sir_BloodT: Greece
spazzed: im not so sure ...... our court system isnt all that vicious
DeleriuM: K, I thought the reference to convict meant you were an australian.
spazzed: so perhaps we'll just arrest bin laden
DeleriuM: :)
spazzed: and throw him in prison somewhere in nebraska
Sir_BloodT: but Earth is A planet..isolated...no gas exchange with space...radiation stays in....
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Asquire: im looking for little things...YOU DO KNOW..CONSPIRACY theroies will reign for years over this.....they will be talking aobut his on mystery shows for decades into the future...so watch the vidoes closes for that "grassy knoll"
RevJC: "no idea who did this"
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RevJC: robably not a country"
Sir_BloodT: rdaition does dont die away....radiation kills though
DeleriuM: When will the movie come out you think?
Asquire: good one lon
magdalen: the president will speak soon
RevJC: "not iraq, iran..."
Asquire: The movie come sout in 2 years
Sir_BloodT: Well
RevJC: says wareren hatch
Sir_BloodT: Sakamoto didnt like what i said
whyaskwhyb: BOMB POOL: who do THEY blow up fo r this:
Asquire: I bet the president calls congress for war
Rev_Dr_Lon: terrorist just love justin wilson, when he died they couldnt handle it, they just had to show there anger
MSakamoto: people inside the pentagon are dead
spazzed: bah
spazzed: congress wont declare war
spazzed: they havent in 60 years or whatever
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whyaskwhyb: war against WHO?
magdalen: I think they'll blow up palestine, but not with nukes on account of the jews being so close by
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Asquire: OUR PRESIDENT IS READY TO FIGHT A WAR AFTER A MONTH VACATION!!
Sir_BloodT: Well Sakamoto is a demokrat
whyaskwhyb: who could they daclare war ON?
Sir_BloodT: he took my op
RevJC: bush not to return to washington
DeleriuM: They're saying this is the worst thing since Pearl Harbour over here....
Sir_BloodT: cause he didnt like what i said
whyaskwhyb: greeting fellow AZ dweller
RevJC: Why should he , hasen't been there yet
Asquire: probably the talibon Afgan government
Sir_BloodT: and he said that its better than kicking me
magdalen: Sir_BloodThrone: she
Asquire: will go on a witch hunt for Bin Laden i garrenttee it
Sir_BloodT: well she
Rev_Dr_Lon: this will turn out worst than pearl harbor
Sir_BloodT: SHE must be more demokratic
magdalen: I don't believe in bin laden
RevJC: damn my feed is down again
whyaskwhyb: Bin LAuden + Emmanual Goldstein
whyaskwhyb: =
whyaskwhyb: I mean
nu-monet: Golly gee willacres. Here I am, one of the few ULTRA-HOLOCAUSTALS, and I'm just as mellow as can be.
Sir_BloodT: and SHE must be able to listen to nmew opinions even if they are not in favor of HER country
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magdalen: yeah the internet is sagging under the load, this irc is all I can keep on
Sir_BloodT: and SHE must be able to listen to nmew opinions even if they are not in favor of HER country
Asquire: MY GOD ITS ONLY 11:49 Here!! what else could happen today!
Sir_BloodT: and SHE must be able to listen to nmew opinions even if they are not in favor of HER country
MSakamoto: yes, but you don't have to make a joke of it, you piece of shit.
spazzed: pat dawson is grinning ear to ear thinking about how brokaw is going to retire and now he'll be the big man on top
Sir_BloodT: hey
Asquire: lon: have you seen the flight tracker
Sir_BloodT: i didnt swear you
DeleriuM: 11:49AM?
Sir_BloodT: i didnt swear you
Asquire: yep Del
DeleriuM: What day is it there?
Rev_Dr_Lon: yup
whyaskwhyb: NU: hows chaos in PHX/
Sir_BloodT: i just said that you should have seen it coming
DeleriuM: it's 2:46 in the morning on wednesday here.
Sir_BloodT: being in power
Rev_Dr_Lon: thats one hell of a sharp turn
Sir_BloodT: having nukes
magdalen: quit repeating yourself or you will be banned, Sir_BloodThrone. we're all intelligent people in here, we see yout he first time
Sir_BloodT: and actually running the world
MSakamoto: do you understand that *hundreds* of people are *dead*? expected or unexpected, it's not even remotely funny.
Sir_BloodT: puts you in a difficult possition
nu-monet: Penis, AZ is its usual paranoid state. Mexicans are being rounded up as hostages. The usual.
whyaskwhyb: bloodthrone seems like a retard
magdalen: "the president will speak sometime in the next few hours"
MSakamoto: seems?
whyaskwhyb: I'm about sick of his shite
magdalen: bubba would already be on the air by now
Sir_BloodT: Im not a Retard im a Greek;)
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MSakamoto: bubba would be kicking ass and taking names
magdalen: yeah
whyaskwhyb: you BEAT ME TOO IT
Asquire: thats right sak
magdalen: maybe he IS and they're just not telling us about it
Rev_Baphom: actually it only happened once you did it
Rev_Baphom: i only enforce banning.
MSakamoto: bubba is our secret weapon
Rev_Baphom: course..he WAS greek
Asquire: Im waiting for bubba to make a statement he say "Give me the military and ill kick some bin laden ass!!!"
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MSakamoto: i want to make an anal joke, but i can't think of a good one.
nu-monet: I'm wondering WHICH of YOU will reveal your secret inner pinkness, under even this mild pressure.
magdalen: oh bubba bubba, WHY did they pass that stupid amendment
spazzed: what if it was saddam
spazzed: wouldnt that be hilarious
magdalen: if bubba were still president this wouldn't even have happened because nobody would be mad at us
Rev_Dr_Lon: yeah
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Rev_Dr_Lon: im voting for bill clinton next election, even if he dont run
Marco21: hi friend
magdalen: doesn't the amendment say he only can't RUN three times? couldn't we just write him in?
nu-monet: As yourself, "Am I spouting PINKNESS, because I am SECRETLY PINK?"
magdalen: oh please
MSakamoto: he can't run three consecutive times. i'm pretty sure he could run again in 2004.
Rev_Dr_Lon: he can
Marco21: im italian boy i stay near your country
MSakamoto: i could be wrong, though. i often am.
magdalen: that would kick ass
Koenig: Well, you wanted Spartacus!
Asquire: HIghest alert for the military everywhere...my friend called and he said all the guns were loaded and ready to fire...in route back to america
magdalen: MSakamoto: Hey, that's a dale carnegie saying!
Rev_Dr_Lon: and he would win
spazzed: just dont go on 20/20 and say you voted 4 times ...... or they fuck you
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MSakamoto: oh neat! i didn't know that, i thought i made it up myself!
MSakamoto: heh
Asquire: talking about nukes on MSNBC
magdalen: Dale says it's one of the most effective things one can say
Stereokokk: STOP ALL TERRORISTS
nu-monet: That, and "Oh God I'm so horny. Fuck me now!"
MSakamoto: i just don't want to look like an ass if i'm wrong, so i like to add the disclaimer
magdalen: yeah, there's always that
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RevJC: oh geeze
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magdalen: gah, dubya on tape is speaking on my tv
Koenig: 200 firemaen missing!
MSakamoto: me too
magdalen: "this is a difficult moment for america"
RevJC: congress is useing this to say we need more security
magdalen: what a jerk
whyaskwhyb: traffic seems to be especially slow on Ebay
RevJC: re important then education
RevJC: social security and everything
MSakamoto: i knew i should have stocked up on emergency y2k rations
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LouMinatti: Just thinking...from a cultural standpoint, i bet this situation inspires a "post-war" atmosphere that will finally kick-start us into a new forward-thinking era and put an end to the retro-exploitation trend once and for all. No more Woodstock anniversary concerts. No more Trek conventions. No more civil war re-enactments. Somehow, the upcoming "McHale's Navy" movie doesnt seem so important now. Now that the world has changed, who would stomach another Eagles reunion Tour? Hell, I
nu-monet: Nahhhhh.
Koenig: I guess that there were firemen in the WTC when it fell
Modemac: Lou: That's wishful thinking, unfortunately.
MSakamoto: they already made the mchale's navy movie ... it has bruce campbell and tom arnold in it
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magdalen: dubya, let me give you a tip. "Folks" is not the most effective word one can choose to describe terrorists.
LouMinatti: WHAT???
MSakamoto: the planes will be allowed to land in the us instead of canada
Rev_Dr_Lon: everybody go look at yahoo
Modemac: There's too much money invested in nostalgia. You can't expect a little thing like 30,000 (?) dead in a terrorist disaster change that.
Koenig: One good thing: no damn soap operas this afternoon!
Rev_Dr_Lon: yahoo looks so fuckin awesome right now
MSakamoto: lou - didn't you know? it's not that bad. nothing with bruce campbell in it can be bad.
MSakamoto: fuck. we can't run to canada.
RevJC: Dr Lon: because you can win a ZAP scooter?
magdalen: shit
Rev_Dr_Lon: i want that ZAP scooter sooooo bad
LouMinatti: MSakamoto: i think we deserve to be bombed.
RevJC: spokens man from kabul.....?
nu-monet: I wonder if China will try a sneak attack on Taiwan right now, thinking we are distracted.
RevJC: oh Afganistan
MSakamoto: lou - because of the mchale's navy movie?
RevJC: Attacked 3 years ago my US
magdalen: anybody that's got anything to lose is going to be on their best behavior right now, i should think
LouMinatti: at least.
MSakamoto: but it wasn't that bad! tommy chong was in it!
spazzed: anyone remember the big lebowski when g bush sr says, "this will not stand .... this aggression will not stand" ..... today g bush says, "Terrorism against our nation will not stand"
nu-monet: Oh, oh. Bush just said: "Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight!"
RevJC: "not us, not us!"
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nu-monet: Now I'm scared.
RevJC: "please don't blame us"
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Koenig: Wang Chung wit de Wu Tang
RevJC: "please don't kill us"
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RevJC: I'm translateing here.
GetBent: Hey steve
GetBent: Wait! theres no steve here!
nu-monet: How many of you have the BALLS to greet someone in public with a hearty "Allah Akbar!"?
Stereokokk: live on CNN Wakil Ahmed Mutawakel
Koenig: You know that something's happening, but you don't know what it is, do you Mr. Jones
RevJC: Hey BJ
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ABSeNT: You say Impossible as he hands you the phone
magdalen: out of the ten thousand people in each tower, only several hundred have made it to hospitals
Asquire: i got pulled over today and said afterwards: "It cant get much worse than this"
MSakamoto: oops
Asquire: i gotta stop doign that
nu-monet: Asquire: And you *want* the world to end?
RevJC: ohoh
RevJC: TV went out
whyaskwhyb: what are those terrorists going to dream of blowing up now?
RevJC: oh back on
RevJC: close one
nu-monet: RevJCs TV
Asquire: I SAW THE SPITTIN GUY!!!! YEA!!!
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Asquire: i feel important now
Modemac: I want the world to end, but I want it to end *my* way.
asbent: Whew. I thought they bombed my ISP for a sec ond there
magdalen: Baby, go give blood!
whyaskwhyb: the hopes and dreams of all the little terrorists have been shattered
ONAN: magdalen - what is the newsroom chat you were all about before?
DeleriuM: <Ducayne> should i nuke my lasagne, or wait for the US to do it for me?
magdalen: chat.cnn.com #cnn_newsroom
LouMinatti: yeah, MSN is basically looping the footage of the guy blowing snot on the fireman...they must be desperate, with all the dust
Asquire: i called the blood center, but since i have new tattoo's they wont let me
whyaskwhyb: they did the
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nu-monet: yes they di
Jimbo: HOLY SHIT
magdalen: you put in chat.cnn.com for the irc server, and then go to #cnn_newsroom, but if that is scrolling too fast to read you can go to #news_cafe
RevJC: When is W coming on?
Asquire: dont know
magdalen: RevJC: sometime in the next few hours
spazzed: pretty much all my friends from marquette university are over at the blood center
Asquire: i got all this on tape
spazzed: me, i dont like needles
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nu-monet: Whoops, there goes another rubber tree plant!
Asquire: im putting this with my "Doe" collection from 97
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Jimbo: i'm fucking from new york, i cant find my phone card
nu-monet: I get credit for the "single terrorist" conspiracy theorem on this one.
Jimbo: i have to find a pay phone and call collect
ONAN: magdalen - thanks. it is a busy chat just now. accessible through www.blurbco.com/frank
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RevJC: they are interviewing someone from afganistan
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Koenig: Grassy knowl!
RevJC: I can't hear his responses!
nu-monet: Yep, ONE guy blew up ALL them targets.
asbent: wow
whyaskwhyb: in 10 years or so they are going to have some REALLY GOOD SECRET DOCUMANTS about this
RevJC: The magic plane theroy!
jeek: He remote-controlled the planes from his secret base at Starbucks in Seattle.
asbent: too bad it wasn't the taliban, they need to be overthrown
whyaskwhyb: LEE HARVEY OSWALD
whyaskwhyb: all the LHO'S
asbent: Five planes
asbent: Five dillingers
asbent: 23 skidoo!!
nu-monet: I bet it was a white supremicist who did it.
RevJC: is this date significant in any way?
whyaskwhyb: news bulliten:
asbent: WHOA!!!
MSakamoto: it's the anniversary of the camp david accords
Asquire: the pentagon looks like shit! i thought about slamming a plane into once i thought id be shot down before i got close..... god, i hope little terrorists arnt watching this, because this is depressing how weak we really are
asbent: we are blaming afghanistan for harboring osama
StangAway: Fight Club!
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nu-monet: Some anarchist, white supremicist, anti-GTO, anti-WTO type guy.
asbent: Stang- i thought of that too
MSakamoto: or an anniversary, i think they were actually signed a little later
MSakamoto: http://www.ibiblio.org/sullivan/docs/CampDavidAccords.html
magdalen: I can't believe the towers are gone
asbent: I was just pointing it out to someone in Athens
nu-monet: No, I don't think Stang was involved.
asbent: So what is the deal with Camp David??
Asquire: I keep thinking of that stupid movie with that guy between the twin towers
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MSakamoto: private parts?
RevJC: "the us will hunt down and punish those responsible for these cowdly acts"
magdalen: they are now saying there was no camp david crash, no state department bomb
RevJC: -- W
MSakamoto: they have a son of the beach commerical with that, too, i guess they won't air it now
nu-monet: Yeah, that's it. BLAME IT ON THE ANTI-WTO ANARCHISTS!
absCNN: I keep thinking of homer stuck between the world tradse centers
magdalen: well, they say there may have been a state department bomb but it did not go off
Stang: I wouldn't even know if I *was* involved.
Koenig: Yeah, some announcer was asking why the WTC towers fell down, I think that it was because of the airplanes
RevJC: London: Ben Ladin had warned 3 weeks ago
spazzed: boy .... the red cross is certaintly milking this oppurtunity to restock the blood supply
JimboOUT: i'm fucking crying
spazzed: like they really need that much blood ..... dead people DONT NEED BLOOD!
Asquire: my god 1/5th of the pentagon destroyd....this reality is hitting me..how are we going to rebuild this!!!! A World trad center memorial??? this is just wild!
MSakamoto: cnn was saying that the secret service confirmed the camp david crash, but you never know with those wacky secret service guys
RevJC: but not specific
nu-monet: The Red Cross feeds lots of aliens with that blood.
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Stang: It wasn't the airplanes... it was BEAUTY that killed the beast.
magdalen: MSakamoto: I know, but nbc just contradicted that!
absCNN: Thi snever woulda happened if gore would have been elected, snark snark
JimboOUT: no beast was killed, just people
anonymouse: Stang: lol
absCNN: Stang: LOL now kong has to move bakc to the Empire
nu-monet: I heard a couple of F-16s shot down the plane over Camp David airspace.
Asquire: fAILED Campign solgan for gore in 04: VOTE GORE, I DONT GET OUR SHIT BLOWN UP!
Stang: I was quoting King Kong for those bereft of humor at this moment.
JimboOUT: sorry
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MSakamoto: jimbo's a little too young for the reference
RevJC: congress: We have failed the american people.
MSakamoto: heh
absCNN: JImbo- I know how you fele man, My eyes have vbheen watering
Stang: It will be a LONG time before rumor gets filtered out from "fact", and even then, DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING!
SirSharpe: its not the Pentagon anymore, its just a Polygon
nu-monet: "When the monkey die--everybody cry!", Dino de Laurentiis
anonymouse: Stang: You were quoting King Kong? I thought that was a non-speaking role.
whyaskwhyb: Stang: SMART people got it
absCNN: all: GO BUY GAS NOW before prices go up
spazzed: YAY!
Asquire: "Empire State Building Tallest building in New York again" <--- Somber statement
LouMinatti: "President Bush was put down at Barksville Airforce base"...think he put up a struggle?
spazzed: my school is canceled!
absCNN: Sheesh, I hope Leviathan doesn't get out again
whyaskwhyb: We are going to tank them up tonight
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Jimbo: could be Giuliani so they wouldnt have to hold the elections
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absCNN: Mys chool was cancelled
spazzed: hahahahaha
MSakamoto: they've confirmed dead and wounded at the pentagon, but they're not saying how many
Cozmodiar: howdy
spazzed: people all over minneapolis are calling 911 to report a plane in the air
nu-monet: Lou: The didn't "put him down", they just anesthetized him.
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Cozmodiar: wow, full house
Stang: Onan -- Maybe Doc Savage is behind this... his megalomania and senility got the best of him, and he wanted to have the highest ofice in NYC again.
Asquire: POWELL ON MSNBC
RevJC: Bad time to take a joy ride in your Cessna.
nu-monet: PARANOIA RULES THE LAND. FEAR IS KING. TRUST NO ONE. BUY BONDS. FUCK STOCKS.
Jimbo: my phone wont work, nothings going through to my family
magdalen: it worries me that no one has claimed responsibility
Stang: If only I had my stocks here to fuck!
whyaskwhyb: STOOBID PALESTINIANS are attempting to make it EASY to find somebody to HATE
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Cozmodiar: osama bin laden = easy scape goat
spazzed: is MSN the channel to watch or is NBC doing ok?
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asbent: I took the webcam into town and fiolmed folks reacting to the TV in the student uniion, and recorded on audio people in the gas station talking about it that didn't know they were being recorded
whyaskwhyb: REMEMBER ROAD WARRIOR
MSakamoto: i'm watching cbs, it's doing pretty okay
magdalen: spazzed: watch whichever you find the most comforting
nu-monet: I vote we BLAME Janet Reno. She's known to do this sort of shit.
jeek: /server chat.cnn.com /join #CNN_Newsfeed
magdalen: I couldn't stand dan rather right now
whyaskwhyb: PEOPLE THAT CAN BUILD THUNDERDOME IN NORTHERN ARIZONA
magdalen: jeek: is that thing working today?
RevJC: What is he doing mags
Cozmodiar: i've had enough news for now- not gonna junkie it
ONAN: i just worry for any nyc subgenii
magdalen: RevJC: I don't know, and I don't want to know
spazzed: i like how they are interjecting those heartwarming images of all the happiness on the streets over on the east bank .... the palestinians are partying
asbent: i say we take the approach we did during the election, abreviate names and a dd a suffix denoting which channel we a re monitering...that wors well
Cozmodiar: i'll catch up with the major events by the time for bbc world news
Jimbo: there is someone behind this. i say osama bin laden to refer to him
nu-monet: OKAY, WHAT INDIVIDUAL SHOULD BE BLAMED FOR THIS? NOMINATIONS:
RevJC: We must treat anyone harboring terrorists as if they COMMITED this act of war
Stang: Whyaskwhy, you REALLY should go to Burning Man, it's nothing BUT people who build Thunderdomes.
MSakamoto: the fbi is trying to sort together what has happened at camp david, they're saying ... they're now saying that the penn. crash was possibly targeted at camp david
spazzed: nu: CHINA
RevJC: Everyone is accountable who shelters anyone accosiated with this act
whyaskwhyb: I say it's TOO HARD to BLOW FUCK out of the palestinians
anonymouse: It doesn't so much mess me up that a bunch of people died (though that is sad.) But what really bothers me is that COULD HAVE BEEN -ME-. That just ain't right. With that many people in that building, there must have been at least -one- subgenius. This is -pinks- killing -subgeniuses-. THAT is just WRONG.
BUCHWALD_: hello from spain
Asquire: numonet--- I blame Pat Robertson
nu-monet: BLAME SOMEONE. WHO?:
Koenig: Hola
whyaskwhyb: they need another country with SHITTY NEIGHBORs
asbent: WEll, I can see the reasoning behing blaming afghanistan
magdalen: the FBI, CIA, and NSA have formed a joint task force
whyaskwhyb: IE AFGHANISTAN
asbent: "OK we don't know =who did it, lets get thos e Talban fuckers!"
whyaskwhyb: IRAN? FUCK THEM
magdalen: hi BUCHWALD_
whyaskwhyb: PAKISTAN? SHUP YO MOUF
nu-monet: ART BUCHWALD?
BUCHWALD_: have you got some news from usa?
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Cozmodiar: hells bells, we dont need to know- a quick land war in afghanistan will rally enough public feeling
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Asquire: TAPE COMMING IN...BUshs makes a statement
SirSharpe: prez is on
nu-monet: IS ART BUCHWALD TO BLAME?
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magdalen: he's not on nbc, dammit!
Stang: Or was it H. Allen Smith?
absCNN: Buchwald was the man on the Grasyy 767'
Jimbo: what a stupid thing to say: "All major league baseball has been cancelled because of the bombings
nu-monet: Is Bush still dancing the "Lambada"
magdalen: sure it's not the tape from before?
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absCNN: Jimbo why is that stupid?
absCNN: here it goes agaion...
absCNN: BOOOOOM!!!!!
whyaskwhyb: NO BIDS ON EBAY ALL MORNIGN BECAUSE OF HORRENDOUS BOMBINGS
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nu-monet: Stang: I actually have a copy of H. Allen Smith's "Rude Jokes."
Cozmodiar: damn fucking terrorist attack closed campus
BUCHWALD_: where are you guys from?
Cozmodiar: they dont have the right to take my classes away
Stang: It looks to me like damn near everything has been cancelled.
-*whyaskwhybot*- DCC Chat (63.229.94.233)
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absCNN: Hey coz!
RevJC: president statement
Cozmodiar: i was going to goto the bank today
Cozmodiar: but i figured it would be closed too
absCNN: Coz- I have server space locatedf for you
Cozmodiar: yo abs
whyaskwhyb: STANG: DCC
Cozmodiar: whoah, far out
Cozmodiar: thanks maan ;)
RevJC: here he goes
Cozmodiar: =)
absCNN: we will bomb the afghans I bet
Cozmodiar: yeah
RevJC: can't establishg connection
magdalen: damn, nbc still has nothing on the president
Jimbo: its not stupid, but it was just shoved in there
nu-monet: Hey, it's TUESDAY, they sure AS HELL better not CANCEL BATTLEBOTS ON COMEDY. That would REALLY PISS ME OFF!
absCNN: My boss is in the reserves, Ill let you know after work tonight if he mobilizes
BUCHWALD_: where is president bush right now?
RevJC: here iis
magdalen: BUCHWALD_: we're not allowed to know, silly
RevJC: "full resource of govt are ...savings lives"
RevJC: "make no mistake"
RevJC: "US will hunt down and punish"
BUCHWALD_: fuck you magdalen
RevJC: hey heard this alredy
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absCNN: we have been in touch....world leaqders
nu-monet: Last I saw Bush he was dancing the Lambada with one of the Four Horsemen
absCNN: will do what efver necessary
magdalen: BUCHWALD_: huh? it's the truth! he's at a secret location, for our protection
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BUCHWALD_: are you all from usa?
nu-monet: Bush has been sanitized for our protection?
absCNN: Nore from malaysia
priestess: They mostly are. I'm in London.
magdalen: mostly, yeah, BUCHWALD_
BUCHWALD_: is anybody from europe?
spazzed: hes going to go furiosly masturbate
spazzed: whos the blind guy?
absCNN: brb
priestess: BUCHWALD_: I'm in London.
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Jimbo: i need a PACK of cigarettes
Jimbo: NEED
Jimbo: NEED!!!
nu-monet: THERE SURE AS HELL BETTER NOT BE ANY FUCKING 'BOTS IN HERE.
Koenig: Have a Camel
magdalen dccs Jimbo a pack of smokes
Cozmodiar: i am not a bot
whyaskwhyb: NU: WHAT OF IT?
Closing DCC CHAT connection to whyaskwhybot
Closed DCC CHAT connection to whyaskwhybot
anonymouse: They make bots that fuck?
nu-monet: Camel==Arab==BAD
Jimbo: i'm going out now. praise "Bob", hail the good ol U.S. of A.
whyaskwhyb: I'll FUCK YA
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Cozmodiar: why are you banning him jesus
magdalen: oh dear, supposing this pack is the last pack of camels I'll ever get!
LouMinatti: Bush is terrible. Roosavelt he is not. That speech was weak. No memorable tag-line that will echoe down through the ages. A lack of eloquence that will live in infamy.
whyaskwhyb: bush is a CORNDOG
Cozmodiar: yeah, he needed a rallying line
nu-monet: Yep. No more camels, or falafel, or hummus, or other arab stuff
anonymouse: Guuber the talking horse.
Cozmodiar: he's a cornpone country cunt
JimboPISSE: really makes sense now. Nuclear doom, something to laugh about
whyaskwhyb: the Ev Mecham of PResidents
Cozmodiar: fuck, those bastards are gonna take my humus
JimboPISSE: i'm out
nu-monet: HEY, ON THE PLUS SIDE: NO MORE ALGEBRA!
Koenig: Beware of the Lurking Falafel!
whyaskwhyb: NO MORE CASEY KASEM!
RevJC: Because I am unable to punch him accross the IRC
DeleriuM: Has the US dollar dropped yet?
magdalen: are tunisian olives from arabia?
nu-monet: Loose lips sip falafel
Koenig: Tunis
nu-monet: tunis==Moroc
nu-monet: co
magdalen: ah, so that's africa, no?
Stang: DAWN OF THE DEAD -- at the beginning, when society is breaking down and the world is ending, there's this one emergency worker guy who's DESPERATE for a cigaret... and you KNOW that he's not going to get one before he dies and becomes a zombie... that was a paranoia of mine when I still smoked. "WHAT IF ROAD WARRIOR WORLD CAME, WHERE WOULD I GET MY 'FRIGGIES??"
Stang: Strange what a national crisis will bring out in people.
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Koenig: Dubya is on
RevJC: Koenig: Live
AsquireMSN: Stang-- AWESOME MOVIE!!!!!! i love ... Day of the dead is pretty awesome too
anonymouse: Magdalen: It's creepy that nobody is taking credit.
RevJC: what cannel?
nu-monet: Stang: Now you're still gonna be an Arab zombie, and you STILL won't get to smoke.
RevJC: channel
spazzed: he was just on nbc
Koenig: abc?
magdalen: I think they're still just looping the old tape
spazzed: it was a new old tape
whyaskwhyb: STANG: remember the STEEL WORKERS are IN THE COMPOUND ALWAYS
magdalen: yes
magdalen: anonymouse: very creepy
nu-monet: Does anyone have a copy of "The Towering Inferno"? How about "Airport"?
whyaskwhyb: It's the hard knock life for us
whyaskwhyb: It's the hard knock life for us
whyaskwhyb: Steada treated, we get tricked
whyaskwhyb: Steada kisses, we get kicked
whyaskwhyb: It's the hard knock life!!
RevJC: Really giving it to Ben Ludin
magdalen: why does bush always call horrible acts "cowardly"
magdalen: he called that kid murderer "cowardly" too
Cozmodiar: cause cowardly is a buzz word
Koenig: Oh! This is from Louisiana
spazzed: i dont think it was cowardly
anonymouse: Magdalen: He didn't get past page 3 in the superlatives book.
spazzed: id say whoever did this had ballzacs!
magdalen: it was horrific, but it took guts
Stang: Whyaskwhy -- right, and remember The Smokers in WATERWORLD. The guys who can make the cars and motors run are the most valued members of society.
Koenig: Huevos!
RevJC: well he can't really say "Those Brave terrorists"
nu-monet: It wouldn't be Texan to call him a "motherfucker" on the air.
Stang: Also the guys who can get you the cigarets -- theyw oo will rule tomorrow's doomsday holocaust world.
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nu-monet: Stang: Cigarettes or paper currency. Which would you trust?
whyaskwhyb: I just bought more aceteylne so WE ARE SET
anonymouse: Cigarettes and porno. They'll be the currency.
magdalen: oh dear, the mail has come and there's a thick JC Penney's Christmas Catalog in it
magdalen: how... ironic
nu-monet: why: you making an acetylene device?
AsquireMSN: ummmm did anybody just see that fruedian slip on MSNBC????
magdalen: it's got all these wreaths and things
RevJC: magdalen: see how much body armor is
whyaskwhyb: Amy whole YARD is an acetylene device
nu-monet: I WONDER HOW SOON THE FBI WILL BE SIFTING THROUGH IRC RECORDS LOOKING FOR INCRIMINATING STATEMENTS?
whyaskwhyb: my
AsquireMSN: with the cape canaverl space display
anonymouse: What freudian slip?
Stang: One of Phil Dick's books has a post nuke society where cigarets are better than money... "DR... (something)love? " Can't remember the title... sounds like Dr. Strangelove...
Cozmodiar: mangelove
AsquireMSN: NASA info flashed on screen
asbent: I ownder twhen they will find all our Osama crakcs and echelon baiting from the other night!
AsquireMSN: were under alien attack!
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Stang: In A BOY AND HIS DOG, live women are the medium of exchange.
RevDrJack: Mercy
magdalen: well, if you ever wondered in a fight between CIA NSA and FBI, who would win, now we know
magdalen: FBI
whyaskwhyb: Stang: especially at the end
nu-monet: NASA: LIFE HAS BEEN DISCOVERED AND IT WANTS TO EAT US. It's called a "Tiger"
magdalen: hmmm
RevDrJack: Been thinking over all the stuff I've seen and heard in the last month - hard not to see a pattern emerging.
Cozmodiar: nsa would win yo
Cozmodiar: nsa is 7 times as large as the cia
magdalen: two american air planes, two united air planes hijacked... perhaps continental and delta did it!
whyaskwhyb: JOHN MCAIN IS SHUCKING OND JIVING NOW
whyaskwhyb: "former POW"
Cozmodiar: jump jiving
magdalen: Cozmodiar: they fought this morning, and the FBI won
asbent: AWHy! wheree??????
asbent: why ask---what chan???
nu-monet: The revenge of TWA
AsquireMSNBC TURNS ON "Darkside of the moon" and finds an erie sync with the building explosions
magdalen: they formed a joint task force, and the FBI is firmly at the head of it
anonymouse: The girl scouts are 50 times bigger than the cia
whyaskwhyb: every fukking time they say FORMER POW MCCAIN
Stang: If the post holocaust Road Warrior society comes, I have such specialized mechanical skills and poor aim that i'd be shit out of luck... about the only occupation for me would be witch doctor. Since we're all assuming the world IS finally ending...
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whyaskwhyb: this seems like a job for FOX FORCE 5
anonymouse: Wasn't the Pows a girl band in the sixties?
magdalen: thank god I got my eyes fixed before this happened
absNBC: This wouldn't have happend if MCCAIN was elected!!!
MSakamoto: can i be the one with all the jokes and the knives?
Stang: Magdalen -- I think you're onto something re: Continental and Delta.
RevDrJack: Well, now we have a real use for all that stuff we sent to Egypt last month.
nu-monet: whyask: McCain, the FORMER TORTURED BRAINWASHED POW SLAVE
absNBC: we 'd be at war with MARS byu now!
absNBC: we'd be foighting the GREY martian outpost
whyaskwhyb: STANG: you can ride around on my back and we'll be MASTERBLASTER
RevJC: CNN just said this the first time we have ever been attacked... that's not true is it
nu-monet: absNBC: We have enough tanks and other hardware to INVADE MARS.
whyaskwhyb: I'll have to chop off your legs, of course
Stang: Whyaskwhy -- gee, I can't wait... eugh....
Cozmodiar: no way jose
absNBC: pearlharbor never happened?
anonymouse: Wasn't the Former Tortured Brainwashed Slaves a girl band in the sixties
Cozmodiar: 8 years ago
whyaskwhyb: you're scrawny but jeez whiz
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Cozmodiar: this is the 2nd time there has been an attack on the world trade3 cfnters
priestess: I attacked America a few years ago, but I wasn't very good at it. Nobody even noticed so I went to a bar and got drunk.
MSakamoto: they crashed a plane into the world trade center in 1993, too/
absNBC: BTW the Hungarians have discoverd sub-ice life on mars
Cozmodiar: gnah, that was a bomb
absNBC: it was ion WIRED yesterday
nu-monet: anony: Yeah, McCain played bass
MSakamoto: oh, my bad
Cozmodiar: sub-isce life
Cozmodiar: FUCK THAts's coool!
Pythos: People today is a sad day indeed
MSakamoto: i wasn't even born then
Cozmodiar: hungarians
RevJC: Weird, they must be confused
Cozmodiar: what were they doing over there
Stang: How the fuck do HUNGARIANS know life on MARS from GOULASH??
magdalen: abs: yes, and they have an aids vaccine too, jus released yesterday as well
absNBC: there are all the se dark spots
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Cozmodiar: by Dobbs
absNBC: mags- are you pulling my legs?
magdalen: I bet those hungarians just said that to get attention
nu-monet: Pythos: No, today is tuesday. Sadday is in four days.
Cozmodiar: hungary is on the motherfucking ball
Stang: You bring up GOULASH EATERS at a time like this? Insensitive...
RevDrJack: They got my end of town locked down tight - I work right beside the Naval Base
whyaskwhyb: in sympathy for the many victims of terrorism I'm going to go take a shower and eat breakfast now
RevJC: I guess this makes my POWER DOME idea not seem so crazy after all!
magdalen: abs: nope. works on monkeys, next step is to try it on humans
AsquireMSN: anybody notice that civil rights have dropped in america in the last few hours..
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absNBC: ABSENT : the "s" is fopr Insesensitive
Cozmodiar: that's frakkin' cool
spazzed: im with whyaskwhy, im going to get a haircut and sit at country kitchen
RevJC: oh boy we are going to obliterate Afganistan
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Cozmodiar: i'm kinda bummed that i miss my music theory class
Cozmodiar: my prof is yeti and i fucking know it
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magdalen: they're pulling in DEA agents to give extra help looking for bombs
SirSharpe: Hmm, preety good turn out here. Irc is cool
RevDrJack: Look for the first wave of US troops somewhere near Egypt
Stang: Country Kitchen does sound good... there's a Baker's Pie near here... this crisis is making me want to spend money senselessly.
Cozmodiar: damn paranoid gov't canceling classes
RevJC: a retalitory strike?
Ericcc: In this moment of US national tragedy, we should not miss the news that Palestinian children are handing out candy in the streets of Jerusalem while their parents are celebrating. I wonder how long it will take the American people to forget this?
anonymouse: Looking for bombs? They should be looking for planes.
RevJC: "let's be blunt"
Cozmodiar: wooohoooo
Cozmodiar: pass the blunt to akmed
MSakamoto: i want caffiene, and i have no money to buy soda.
MSakamoto: ::sob::
RevDrJack: Operation Bright Star's been sending military cargo and transports over there for the last 4 weeks.
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Cozmodiar throws candy instead of rocks at isreali troopers
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magdalen: I wonder if the airlines give lodging vouchers at a time like this
Cozmodiar: yeah, in the waiting terminal
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RevJC: "the tallybahn should be regrded as reposible"
anonymouse: I wonder if they give out parachutes.
Cozmodiar: tallywackerban
RevJC: "fully justified military action"
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Stang: Maybe this isn't a good time to live near any Ground Zeros... hey Jesus, I think in downtown Dallas you're sitting in the bulls eye of a big target.
AsquireMSN: is the pentagon still burning away??
Cozmodiar: we shoulda nuked them for blowing up buddha statues
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Stang: I wonder if there's anything mleft in Cleveland worth destroying.
Cozmodiar: the rock&roll museam
RevJC: Stank: luckily were in GArlond (god's land) and protected
whyaskwhyb: ok I just got a POPUP WINDOW that said the service was suspended in sympathy to the victims
Stang: I would think that Silicon Valley would be another good target... plus Philo lives there.
RevDrJack: Stang: Bullseye? I'm working next door to the largest Navy base on the East Coast. Guess that counts.
magdalen: yeah baby, come home already!
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RevJC: We can't go, banks are still open!
Stang: RevDr Jack -- right, there ya go.
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RevDrJack: In fact, they sent home all non-essential personel about an hour ago.
magdalen: though it does seem to be calmed down
RevJC: Anyway the Masons have called a special meeting
Stang: Whyaskwhy -- that popup window is the harbinger of the apocalypse.
Cozmodiar: this still isn't going to stop me from cooking some pasta
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ONAN: magdalen: chat.cnn.com #cnn_newsfeed
absNBC does the "Happy and Safe in Appalachia Dance"
RevJC: we need to decide what the country will do next
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AsquireMSN: hey...wasnt part of the Colombine Plan...I thought that they had planned on hijacking plans and crashing into newyork
magdalen: onan: can't seem to manage more than this chat room, even with broadband,but thanks
Cozmodiar: see- terrorist targets area WAY WAY different from nuke targets
RevDrJack: The country will continue with the little known operation they started this summer, with some adjustments.
whyaskwhyb: F
whyaskwhyb: U
whyaskwhyb: C
whyaskwhyb: K
AsquireMSN: k
AsquireMSN: damn
RevJC: We now have proof it was Ben Ludin!
ONAN: missed it earlier ifit came up --- --- --- what is the word on ny area subg?
Cozmodiar: hahah, why cause the fbi said so
whyaskwhyb: whos WE?
whyaskwhyb: JC?
magdalen: heinlein always said that dallas was a lovely place to bomb because you can see the clouds from so far away
absNBC: JC: What Network, dude???
Stang: I think we should declare Martial law, round up the extreme right wingers and left wingers, sprinkle the entire rest of the world with bombs, and let "Bob" sort 'em out.
Cozmodiar: not yet
RevJC: He was wearing the secret cerimonial swaord 3 days ago, that has never been worn before!
RevJC: Let the bombs fly!
RevJC: PROOF!
Stang: Ooooh weee, Wei's home... Ah'll Be Bach.
AsquireMSN: "Banjamin Lawdon's" are being arrested all around america
Cozmodiar: i got an email last night from revsexmortus
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Cozmodiar: hahaha
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absNBC: JC_ those Yemenese daggers are made from Northern White Rhino horn...the fuckers. That is an affront to Allah
magdalen: revsex checked in earlier
Cozmodiar: hey it's asquire
magdalen: he was ok at that time
Cozmodiar: aaah good to hear
anonymouse: We don't know who did it. We should bomb the Freemasons.
magdalen: but then, he went out to check on his friends
AsquireMSN: hey Coz
Cozmodiar: i'm glad he's alright; i'd have to fuck some sand niggers up myself if they popped a rightous sub like mortus
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magdalen: sifu is still not accounted for
absNBC: There was an Anti-freemasons prty int he 1920's that almost put a president in office
anonymouse: Let's have a party.
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RevDrJack: Well, they're patting down people as they re-enter my workplace, so I should leave now.
absNBC: we ARE having an IRC badnewsparty
Cozmodiar: the germs on smithers' neck shout "freemasons rule the country" to monty burns
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Cozmodiar: abs, yeah- pretty much what it is
RevJC: Well back to work.
magdalen: brb
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RevDrJack: I'll be back later - remember, keep an eye on Egypt. Something's breen brewing, and it just went to boil.
RevJC: let me know if anything else blows up.
absNBC: Why egypt?
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Cozmodiar: why not egypt
MSakamoto: http://us.news2.yimg.com/f/42/31/7m/dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010911/ts/crash_tradecenter_binladen_dc_2.html
Cozmodiar: yeah, rdj was talking about someting happening over there recently
Cozmodiar: a buildup
Cozmodiar: possibly for isreali/palestinean shite
RevDrJack: abs: We've been sending a TON of cargo and transports over there for the last month.
MSakamoto: brb
absNBC: 2001-09-11 16:44:00 KABUL, Afghanistan (AP) - Afghanistan's hardline Taliban rulers condemned the devastating terrorist attacks in New York and Washington on Tuesday and rejected suggestions that Osama bin Laden could be behind them. The Taliban's ambassador to neighboring Pakistan, Abdul Salam Zaeef, said bin Laden, the Saudi dissident who has been given asylum in this troubled nation, does not have the facilities needed to carry out such well-orchestrated attacks. ' U.N. sanc
RevDrJack: Gotta go back to work - BBL
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absNBC: huh
absNBC: Afhghans are running scared
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absNBC: they know theyr gonna be dust at 3 am
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Lilith: HNEE
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Stang: Chris, how was Best Buy? Burning?
ChrisLee: mass rioting, looting.
Stang: Cull
absNBC: SWARTZKOPF: nbc
ChrisLee: i figgered it would be a good idea to fill up the van's gas tank too. $30!
absNBC: CHris- mkje too, I tanked up the Nova
Lilith: HNEEYUCK
Stang: Hmmm... gas prices... hadn't even thought of that...
Lilith invests in petrochemicals real fast
absNBC: Stang- get tanked before the prices skyrocket...they do everytime there's trouble in the middle east, and the stock markets are going nuts right now
Stang: I now kind of wish I hadn't mailed out all those shows and swag and orders at 5:15 pm last night... all those SubGenius Cd and tape orders are now grounded I bet, and low priority compared to the troop movements.
absNBC: 1.70 for midgrade still 2 hours ago
Cozmodiar: this just in: the smoke from the world trade center explosions can be seen from the international space station
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Stang: I phoned my parents a little while ago -- my dad said to stock up on Viagra.
Cozmodiar: and DAMMIT- THOS FUCKING SAND NIGGERS HAVE GROUNDED MY ACOUSTIC PICKUP THAT'S IN THE MAIL
absNBC: Jesus
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Cozmodiar: bastards...
absNBC: the lower manhattan NBC shots are creepy
Lilith: Coz, what IS with your love of constant race baiting, anyhow?
Lilith: I mean, at least Legume and Papa Joe are FUNNY about it.
Cozmodiar: it's easy :)
DokSikki: heh, I KNEW Id find all you fuckers here!!!
Cozmodiar: yo sikki
Lilith: Sikki: No kidding.
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absNBC: it's less wortk than gender baiting?
Cozmodiar: i use racial slurs in reference to every ethnicity
absNBC: Sikki!
Cozmodiar: get a grip
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Lilith: I prefer gender bathing.
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Stang: When the country is under attack and cities are burning, doesn't EVERYBODY flock to #subgenius on fefnet for ALL their breaking news?
absNBC: Bathing is fun
ONAN: 'earthstation1' in nyc just emailed - alive, watching the smoke
Cozmodiar: really lil- it's a drag you take my ethnic slurs seriously
Lilith: YEAH! Mags knows EVERYTHING that Greta Van Soreson knows!
absNBC: BRB i am gonna see if www.artbell.com is live
Cozmodiar: i could care less as long as my pickup gets here
Cozmodiar: eventually
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Lilith: Coz: Well, if only you were funny about it. Sorry, it's an old habit.
absNBC: doh!
absNBC: sorry
Cozmodiar: yes i was
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Cozmodiar: and i alwas am
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AsquireMSN: "only sin was showing up for work this morning" say anchor...hes obviously subgenii
absNBC: "Art Bell is planning to cover the horrible terrorist events of today on Coast to Coast AM as long as technical difficulties are avoided."
Cozmodiar: at least in my own mind
yukfo: In the City of God there will be a great thunder, Two brothers torn apart by Chaos, while the fortress endures, the great leader will succumb" , "The third big war will begin when the big city is burning" - Nostradamus 1654'
Cozmodiar: art bell: aliens did it!
absNBC: NAhh
absNBC: art bell's guests: "aliens did it"
Cozmodiar: richard c. hoagland is bin laden
absNBC: get it straight
Cozmodiar: hahaha, good point
DasCNN: damnit
DasCNN: too soon
DasCNN: too fucking soon
Cozmodiar: it's the crystal consortium
AsquireMSN: yukfo..is that accurate prediction.....whered you get that
AsquireMSN: gimme a URL
ONAN: "In the time of great conflict will words be invented and twisted for panic and profit. Things will happen, and people will say I said so." - Nostradomus 3:16
DasCNN: I don't have my armaments built up yet!
DasCNN: shit!
magdalen: anything more happen since I was outside?
absNBC: Hoagland is an acid casuality...his sitting in with the doors gives him away
Lilith: Yukfo: That's cute. How the FUCK did NYC get promoted to City Of God?!?
yukfo: irc in south africa where i live
Cozmodiar: he sat in with the doors?
absNBC: Damn, I bet art is on the short wave right now'
magdalen: since it's the big apple, you should say it is the city of Eris
Cozmodiar: righto chaps, it's pasta time
absNBC: Coz- yes he plays drums with mazarek and kreiger sometimes
Cozmodiar: whoah, that's cool!
Cozmodiar: he may be nuts, but at least he can carry a beat
Stang: Nostradamus unfortunately also predicted X-Day (for 1999(!)) but he was wrong there too.
Stang: We prefer to be called "Acid-Differently-Abled Americans" thank you very much.
AsquireMSN: i heard in dreams you see things in reverse.....so x day might be in 9991
absNBC: What we all should really be concerened about now is the imminent danger of DataViral terrorism following.
SirSharpe: Peter Jennings said "the only sin these People committed (the victims) was showing up to WORK". - QUIT YOUR JOB!
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Lilith: AMEN!!!
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AsquireMSN: sharpe..i called that a few lines up
whyaskwhyb: DATE TODAY : 9-11
whyaskwhyb: GET IT?
JCaway: five battle ships 2 aircarriers moving out on east coast
Lilith: Why: No, not at all.
JCaway: first they said for safty
whyaskwhyb: lots of testosterone, but who to blow up?
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JCaway: now thwy say for a "specific reason"
whyaskwhyb: lil: EMERGENCY
whyaskwhyb: 911
magdalen: doh!
magdalen: good one
Lilith: WHOA.
Lilith: Someone's trying to TELL us something!
whyaskwhyb: the heads on TV are saying it was PLANNED
JCaway: "perhaps to protect the coast"
DasCNN: ragheads gonna die
magdalen: "the bastards knew they were taking planes that were full of fuel"
DasCNN: lots of'm
JCaway: maybe to shoot down missles
Lilith: What's that? TIMMY'S IN THE WELL?!?
whyaskwhyb: smoke dem smoke dem raghedz
Lilith: Why did you crash five planes t TELL US?!? Just send LASSIE you stupid fuxor!
Lilith: Sheeit.
magdalen: "the administration is stressing that the president is in charge, and is in constant communication"
JCaway: maybe just to getthem away from the land so not a target
whyaskwhyb: WITH WHO?
JCaway: GOD
magdalen: not us
magdalen: they didn't say
whyaskwhyb: he's probably setting up another fishing trip[
magdalen: just that he is in communication
Lilith: "Daddy, what should I do now?!?"
whyaskwhyb: what would Al Gore have done?
whyaskwhyb: trigger lock?
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Stang: WARNING: BEWARE PATRIOTIC FEELINGS. The Con uses them to get you to go along with ANYTHING in times like this. When the Gulf War started I myself STUPIDLY "got behind our troops" when I really should have been "behind our troops" by going out in the streets (or airwaves) hollering and screaming about what a fucking SET-UP it was for a FEW RICH FAMILIES.
zangado-22: some Brazilian here??
ChrisLee: the administration is stressing *because* the pres is in charge?
zangado-22: some Brazilian here??
Stang: Agsin it's like one part of the Con appears to be your FRIEND just because you both have a common ENEMY.
Ana_Brazil: me
Ana_Brazil: but im i9n Brazil
magdalen: this is their statement -- yes, the president is really, really in charge, no foolin
whyaskwhyb: STANG: when the gulf war started I declared myself to be FREE and the AMERICANS had started the war and went out to play helicopter attack game at the local video parlor
Lilith: BE A REAL AMERICAN! DON'T PUT UP FOR THEIR BULLSHIT JUST CUZ THEY WEAR A FLAG, BADGE, OR ESPECIALLY A GODDAMNED SUIT WITH A RED POWER TIE.
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whyaskwhyb: not a popular opinion, let me tell you
Lilith: No.
magdalen: i bet bush is thinking right now, "how will this affect my chances for re-election?"
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DasCNN: whew
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whyaskwhyb: now THEY are going to SCORCh a bunch of innocent RAGHEADS just to get THE BAD ONES
Lilith: This isn't politics. It's Wheel Of Fortune.
DasCNN: my mom isn't 3 blocks from the world trade center like she planned to be today
Lilith: And the Reaper is wearing a gorgeous designer gown and turning letters like a pro.
zangado-22: some Brazilian here??
whyaskwhyb: I'd like to "buy a bowel", Vanna
Stang: Things haven't changed much -- it's always a bunch of ruling apes getting a bunch of ruled apes to go and DIE for them. Funny litle monkeys.
Lilith: There are three bowels! *BOOM BOOM BOOM*
whyaskwhyb: HUMANS
whyaskwhyb: STOOPID HOOMANS
Lilith: Stang: It's like Judas said about the Planet Of The Apes remake: "Why would I pay eight dollars to see a planet violently ruled by mindless apes? I have CNN."
Lilith: HA HA HA.
DasCNN: damnit... five more years! five more years...
whyaskwhyb: hahahahahahaha
magdalen: god, jennings just said it's been almost five hours
magdalen: time flies when world war III is starting
DasCNN: plane fell in shanksville
Lilith: What is Shanksville?
DasCNN: near pittsburgh
zangado-22: some Brazilian here??
DasCNN: someone said earlier that it was near camp david
DasCNN: at my place of work, that is
magdalen: DasCNN: there are conflicting reports on that
whyaskwhyb: all is peaceful in N.Az I am happy to report
ChrisLee: 80 miles S of Pittsburgh
whyaskwhyb: I'm feeling a bit peckish actually
Stang: Voltaire said, "If you want to change the world, cultivate your garden," which after 40 years of watching the news, I now agree with completely. I wish to fuck that I could do something to help all these millions of poor suffering people but... well... giving blood would probably be the most practical and even then it's only a gesture probably. (SIGH) Oh the world is too much with us... "HURRY UP, X-DAY!"
whyaskwhyb: god I'm glad my brother isn't dead
whyaskwhyb: now I can JOIN LILin SATIRE!
DasCNN: I'll help the world by selectively beating the shit out of world leaders
Lilith: Chris: Oh, we knew about that one.... I thought it was a new one.
Lilith: YAY WHY!!!
Lilith does the Immanent Bad Taste Dance
whyaskwhyb: fucking PRAYER is what done this
whyaskwhyb: think about it
whyaskwhyb: ragheads pray LEFT xtians pray RIGHT
Lilith: BTW, I'm makin' 'em crack up in Belgium right now.
MSakamoto: brb
whyaskwhyb: em?
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Lilith: So when do we start dropping Buddah statues on the Taliban?
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whyaskwhyb: DEATH TO THE PRAYERS TO THE RIGHT AND THEIR BIG DUMB TOWER THINGIES
Lilith: KATE!
superkate: hi everybody
Lilith: Quick, to the shelter!
DasCNN: I heard the taliban and osama condemned this attack
superkate: well, the times have gone from crazed to epic today...
DasCNN: of course, that could just be a ruse
Lilith pulls Kate into the beanbag-lined bomb shelter
Lilith: CNN: I heard the same.
whyaskwhyb: well they are CRAZY but they aren't STUPID
ChrisLee: hi kate
Stang: Actually my Mom told me that one of my cousins, one I actually know, lives in NYC. So now I have a family member to remotely worry about. I know his mom better so I'm actually more worried about HER worrying. Funny how one's mind sorts priorities of fretting, involuntarily.
superkate: whoohoo! safe in the SubG bomb shelter! whew.
DasCNN: if the gumment has HALF the technology I know about, ragheads is gonna die
whyaskwhyb: it's going to be SCORCHED EARTH for SOME LUCKY COUNTRY
DasCNN: scorched earth about a mile and a half deep
Lilith: BTW, I may be travelling to Atlanta to help train the staff down there, in a couple weeks, and would be gone for three weeks or so.
superkate has a couple cousins in nyc...
DasCNN: okay, 300'
Stang: Das -- the gov't has TEN TIMES the technology that you know about, but only a FIFTH of it works right, and even then only some of the time.
zangado-22: some Brazilian here??
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superkate: Hi ChrisLee
whyaskwhyb: Stang: when my brother called I was all happy and stupid and joke cracking because he was ok but then he told me all his friends live right down there and he knows a bunch of people that work in the WTC
whyaskwhyb: so I HUNG UP
whyaskwhyb: just kidding
superkate: What about RevSexMortus? was he from New York or Jersey???
Lilith: Kate: NYC, and he's fine.
grief: hello
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whyaskwhyb: it was depressing, these things are so much better with no attachments at all
REVJC: back
Lilith: He's worried about family and friends but he's OK.
REVJC: so are we clear
REVJC: have all planes been accounted for yet?
Rev_B_Gone: don't think so
DasCNN: "there has to be a systemic attack. I don't know what that means" - henry kissinger
grief: i saw the tragedy on TV..
magdalen: Hey Baby. The boy got presents from your parents in the mail. A wizard hat and a blow up spiderman that can stand on its own and then be knocked down. He has completely forgotten about terrorists and is in bliss.
Stang: I bet Palestineans aren't the only ones dancing in the streets... but I'll bet they're the ones that get SHOWN doing so the most. Them and the Afghanistanis. We won't see the videos of the CANADIANS and MEXICANS dancing in the streets. Maybe some of the Berkeley-ites.
magdalen: 22 planes are coming in from foreign lands but they don't anticipate trouble on them
REVJC: Afganistan says no way Ben Laudin had the resources to pull this off
whyaskwhyb: BACKPEDALLERS
Cozmodiar: but they'll turn bin ladin over if they get him
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Cozmodiar: they dont want us to plow them
magdalen: they decided not to diver the planes to canada
REVJC: magdalen: wow cool
whyaskwhyb: where did they get all those suicide pilots?
AsquireMSN: Bin Laden say this is his "Last terroristic demand in America" .... Western Leaders give in
magdalen: ^diverT
DasCNN: damnit, I want my warship
Cozmodiar: canadian intel has rousted some arab groups there not too long ago
SirSharpe: Well, i gotta go to work. See you tonight. Take care all.
SirSharpe salutes
whyaskwhyb: later
skullY: Stang: I'm heading into berkeley in 15 minutes or so. I'll let you know if I see any berkleleyites dancing
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magdalen: bye SirSharpe
REVJC: Henry Kissenger!
REVJC: ill alive
REVJC: he;s stiull alive
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Rev_Baphom: skullY: make sure they're not the harri christnas
Cozmodiar: "this is a care package to the vietcong from the university of berkely student organization"
Rev_Baphom: those guys dance at anything
DasCNN: too bad it's a decentralized system
DasCNN: so far as we know
skullY: Baph: heh, yeah
Stang: skullY -- actually as I understand it the Commies have almost been run out by the dot.commies.
skullY: But they're easy to spot
DasCNN: if we attack, we're gonna end up killing a bunch of women and children
REVJC: There asking him about pearl harbo
DasCNN: gun toting women and children
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skullY: What with their harri christnasing around
superkate: skullY -- I didn't see any on my way in from the east bay...
REVJC: e he was proabvly there
Cozmodiar: hari hari hari
Cozmodiar: hari krissssssna
superkate: berkleyites dancing in the streets, that is...
whyaskwhyb: I have an old globe and a GIANT mexican "firecracker"(BOMB) but NO DIGITAL CAMCORDER
DasCNN: check out http://www.cnn.com
whyaskwhyb: do you see the problem?
skullY: kate: What are things like over there? Do you go by downtown oakland at all?
REVJC: The Germans are ready to kick anyones ass we say
AsquireMSN: moral of this incident: NEVER RIDE PLANES!!!!
REVJC: they say lets go
skullY: It's just quiet in my neighborhood this morning
magdalen: tony blair has stopped all flights over britain as a precautionary measure
Stang: Those TRUSTY Germans.
Lilith: WOW.
ChrisLee: God Bless those Germans.
Rev_Baphom: yeah..few peoples kick as much ass as redily as the germans
DasCNN: at least we've got four planes lost, four planes accounted for
Stang: All they'll need is another Reich and they'll do anything we ask.
whyaskwhyb: WHERE THE FUCK WAS BRUCE WILLIS?????
REVJC: they seem as mad as us!
whyaskwhyb: WHERE THE FUCK WAS BRUCE WILLIS?????
AsquireMSN: little kids no longer afriad of planes crashing: "Mommy i dont wanna ride the plane....muslum guys might hijack it and ramm it into a building!!!"
whyaskwhyb: WHERE THE FUCK WAS BRUCE WILLIS?????
jeek: wawb: Getting head in his car.
whyaskwhyb: oh yeah,,,,,,,
REVJC: Maggie!
REVJC: Geese
DasCNN: The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta is evacuated. CDC prepares bioterrorism teams in case they become necessary.
magdalen: eh?
magdalen: geese? what about it they always fly this time of year
REVJC: You should have let Bruce Willis save the world!
superkate: skullY -- things have been pretty quiet. There was a fair amount of traffic over by the Berkeley tunnel...
Stang: I have the sniffles...
magdalen: oh, heh
DasCNN: Disney closes its parks in Orlando, Florida, and Disneyland in Anaheim, California.
Stang: what's this huge black goiter forming on my neck?
REVJC: the chip!
DasCNN: Three Palestinian groups -- Hamas, the Democratic Front for the Liberation of Palestine and Islamic Jihad -- deny responsibility for the attacks, but blame U.S. policies in the Mideast.
Stang: *GHACK*!!! *GHAAARGH*!
magdalen: are the flags at half mast yet?
whyaskwhyb: post from alt.tasteless:
REVJC: it's been activated
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REVJC: Stang: do not go to the airport!
whyaskwhyb: I have decided to use the current chaos for our collective
whyaskwhyb: advantage.
whyaskwhyb: I have declared myself the offical game warden of the United
whyaskwhyb: States of God Bless Amercia. My first offical act is to declare open
whyaskwhyb: season on ragheads. No limit and no restrictions.
whyaskwhyb: You are free to surround pre-, elementry, secondary and high
superkate: skullY -- but things really cleared out in Oakland. The weirdest thing is that there's not the usual 5000 planes going overhead...
REVJC: atter what the voices in your head say
DasCNN: A Delta flight makes emergency landing in Cleveland and all passengers are safely evacuated. Federal officials search the plane for a possible bomb.
AsquireMSN: Nicholas Cage and Harrison Ford have experience in this sort of thing... Bin Laden had a fear that they might have been on one of the flights
skullY: kate: Yeah
REVJC: Binny Laudin
Stang: Dobbs needed to stop in at Cleveland apparently.
^ITALIAN^: hi
REVJC: Lets prank call Bin Laudin
REVJC: Any one got his number
skullY: I think I hear a helicopter though
whyaskwhyb: schools. Check the identfication of all children and bag any little
whyaskwhyb: ragheads you find.
whyaskwhyb: University and college students are encourged take as many
whyaskwhyb: ragheads as possible. Yes, medical experments are encouraged as a
whyaskwhyb: method of killing at universities with, or without, medical facilities.
AsquireMSN: ok!
Lilith: HEY BINNY! YA COMIN' TO TH' MASS PLANE HI-JACK?!?
DasCNN: if I have respect for one gov'ts ass-kicking resources, its ours
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xenon: hey
Lilith: WE'RE GONNA BRING A COUPLA CESSNAS!
xenon: anyone from US?
Lilith: "Allah curse you, why don't you stop bothering me and leave me alone?"
magdalen: yes, most of us here, xenon
^ITALIAN^: i'm italian....it's terrible....
zangado-22: some Brazilian here??
magdalen: and I warn you, we are in bad moods
^ITALIAN^: so i'm afraid
xenon: form NYC?
xenon: well...that's why i'm here
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Lilith: "Now quit it, yer worryin' me! You're about to make me mad!"
REVJC: it's not that bad, i'm Italian, I've learned to just live with it.
whyaskwhyb: Scour your place of work for ragheads and take all the trophies
whyaskwhyb: you want (please, no fighting over souvenir towels).
whyaskwhyb: Some people in this great nation of ours may not be aware that
whyaskwhyb: ragheads have places where they congegrate when they feel threatened,
whyaskwhyb: as they should now. These places are called mosques. You can look up
absNBC: one section of thre p-entagon has copllapsed!!!!!!!!!
zangado-22: some Brazilian here??
xenon: i need adequate information about what is really going on over there
absNBC: LEVIATHAN IS LOOSE!!!!!
AsquireMSN: MY GOD THE BOARDERS JUST CLOSED!!!!! WERE STUCK!!!!!!
DasCNN: A car bomb exploded outside the State Department, senior law enforcement officials said
xenon: and i must say that i feel very sorry about happened in US
DasCNN: A loud explosion was reported in the vicinity of the Capitol
^ITALIAN^: UNITED STATES WITH EUROPE - AGAINST THE TERRORISTS !
REVJC: xenon: you came here for adiquate information!
REVJC: Thanks Italian!
REVJC: Now we have the Geramns and the Italians!
zangado-22: some Brazilian here??
DasCNN: "I saw the tail of a large airliner. ... It plowed right into the Pentagon," said an Associated Press Radio reporter. "There is billowing black smoke."
xenon: well...i believe that if you're form US...you can tell me what is going on there
trilluser: list
REVJC: Well we are under terriost attack
magdalen: xenon: well, the pentagon has partially collapsed, the world trade centers are no longer there, but we seem to have stopped the other two planes aiming for camp david and the white house
ChrisLee: let's get the Belgians on board, then kick some ass!
Stang: Seven foot tall green skinned monsters with giant brains are marching down our city streets, lead by all-destroying floating glowing craft that couldn't possibly have been made on Earth! -- but they aren't showing that on the news. Uh-oh, here they co
trilluser: lists
DasCNN: Officers, some with automatic rifles, patrolled outside the White House.
Lilith: I can feel them closing in on us.
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Rev_Baphom: DasCNN: how deep did it go? did it get anywhere near the reactor sections
Lilith: We're like rats in a cage.
DasCNN: it mentioned 35 injuries
Lilith: IC ANT BREA THE
whyaskwhyb: the addresses in your phone book and then make a beeline to the one
whyaskwhyb: nearest you, before your neighbor beats you to the punch.
whyaskwhyb: all the FREAKS are from Ohio
whyaskwhyb: Ebay has ground to a virtual standstill
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REVJC: 4 airplanes were hijacked (5?) and crshed full of people into trade center, pentagon
xenon: but is there any information about who organised this terrible act?
magdalen: xenon: our president is expected to speak soon. he and the vice president are in secret locations, presumably doing stuff
REVJC: others just crashed
Rev_Baphom: xenon: not yet
REVJC: help me out here people
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DasCNN: it's gonna be an eventful day, I think
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REVJC: They are pointing to Bin Laudin
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REVJC: ut no one knows
ChrisLee: has it been necessary to evacuate Dobbstown?
Rev_Baphom: jc: another crashed outside phillidelphia i understand..dunno
magdalen: xenon: no, but we plan to blame palestine. If you live in palestine, you should leave as soon as possible
superkate hands Stang and anti-alien-mindreading helmet to help protect himself from the green aliens
Stang: DOBBSTOWN 1 IN MALAYSIA IS SAFE. DOBBSTOWN 2 in BOLIVIA IS SAFE.
Stang: DOBBSTOWN 3 in BRAZIL... oh my god...
REVJC: magdalen: maybe afganistan too
jeek: Stang: o.O
Stang: GONE. All.... GONE.
ChrisLee: how about Euro-Dobbstown?!?
superkate: DasCNN -- it already has been an eventful day...
whyaskwhyb: they have destroyed the twin phallic sybols of greed
jeek: They took Brazil?
REVJC: we closed euro-dobbstown
xenon: magdalen: no...i live in estonia actually...and i don't like these fanatic idiots who live in there
REVJC: ust to be safe
magdalen: everyone in the DFW airport is ordered to stay within the airport
jeek: Twin Phalli
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magdalen: xenon: we have no plans to blame estonia at this time... but keep on your toes!
Rev_Baphom: odelay slitta
xenon: well...we will
slitta: hi baph
whyaskwhyb: no more DOUBLE PENETRATION for the ragheads proletariat!
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magdalen: hi slitta
Lilith: "We have a plan to do something to boost the failing economy." -- GWB, last night. (!!!)
slitta: hi magdalen
^ITALIAN^: UNITED STATES WITH EUROPE - AGAINST THE TERRORISTS ! ....now war it's true!
xenon: too bad that i don't have any military strength...i would waiste these bastards for good
Stang: The small EuroDobbstown on Nieuziedjes Voorburgwall in Amsterdam has apparently SUNK UNDERGROUND on hydraulic pistons -- they didn't tell me about that!
zangado-22: some Brazilian here??
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REVJC: Terrorist Attack Updates -- From Yahoo! News
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magdalen: zangado-22: the brazilian guy left, dude
REVJC: Minutes apart, two jetliners slam into World Trade Center towers in New York City
DasCNN: Pakistan military ruler General Pervez Musharraf said in a statement: "The world must unite to fight against terrorism in all its forms and root out this modern day evil."
REVJC: Third jetliner crashes into Pentagon
slitta: ^ITALIAN^: shurup. so you're italian, isn't it?
magdalen: poor palestinians, they are soooo screwed
REVJC: World Trade Towers collapse shortly after crash with people inside
REVJC: NYC mayor: "Horrendous number of lives lost"
absNBC: we are n't gonna attack the palestinians
magdalen: I still can't fucking believe it
zangado-22: YES
slitta: ^ITALIAN^: cosa sono questi stupidi ^ intorno al tuo nick orrendamente maiuscolato?
Lilith: I have received reports that the combined forces of the Cascadian Air Force and the Lemurian Brigades have now covered every possible terrorist target with a 50 foot deep layer of Silly Putty.
REVJC: Fourth plane crashes outside Pittsburgh, PA
Stang: A ten headed beast at least 400 feet tall has been reported rising from the Mediterranean near Sicily.
REVJC: White House, federal buildings throughout US evacuated
magdalen: I wake up, world trade towers are there. I make coffee, they're both gone.
REVJC: All domestic US flights halted
^ITALIAN^: (3 slitta ) ?! why my friend?
DasCNN: Japan ordered its military to tighten security for the huge U.S. bases scattered across the country and U.S. Marines went on maximum alert.
absNBC: stang: lol
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Lilith: Well, every possible target in Cascadia and Lemuria. The rest of you are screwed, I guess.
REVJC: call 1 800 give blood
magdalen: sex! you made it back!
DasCNN: my cousin is probably behind the stick of a harrier right now
Lilith: SExmort!!! *hugs*
REVJC: wait
slitta: ^ITALIAN^: I'm in a evil mood
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absNBC: stang: no one has been getting my Illuminatus jokes about the pentagon
RevSExmort: Hi all..
REVJC: 800 give life
REVJC: Mexico, Canada borders closed
absNBC: SEX!!! glad youre alive man
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REVJC: Bush: "We will hunt down and punish"
Stang: In Australia, where the Moon is visible, it is described as appearing to be "like sackcloth"
REVJC: that's the summary forien friends!
xenon: somehow i believe that bush is not able to do anything
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Stang: The Atlantic Ocean has turned the color of blood.
absNBC: So whats this about Germany siding up with us??
Rev_Baphom: at this point who is?
RevSExmort: I've only heard about one of our employees from the downtown office, she was hit with debri, trampled but is alive...We have no idea about the rest....
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magdalen: Stang: waht the hell is sackcloth?
REVJC: somehow I agree.
Lilith: RABBS! *hugs*
Stang: ATLANTIS JUST ROSE... IN KANSAS!!!
Rev_Baphom: magdalen: really really dark cloth
ChrisLee: typically 4000 planes in the air! now, none.
REVJC: magdalen: underwear
Rabbi: I can report that Philly is pretty much shut down. I got sent home.
RevSExmort: This is a bad day....I can't stay....
absNBC: So whats this about Germany siding up with us??
REVJC: hell there making us work even harder
Rev_Baphom: take care then sex
REVJC: t Satan
DasCNN: I gotta ramp up my efforts to build arms...
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whyaskwhyb: pop back in with the update SEX
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REVJC: that Satan
Stang: Do the Right Thing, Sexmortis
Lilith: We've been getting reports of spontaneous "lycanthropy" in people who used to be entirely bald and who never had a unibrow....
Rabbi: They've shut down all national monuments, and that's about half the city, so the whole place went home.
RevSExmort: Too many unaccounted for friends still missing, some of whom were firefighters on the scene before the collapse of both towers..
whyaskwhyb: LIL: SPACE NEEDLE CLOSED
whyaskwhyb: I FUCKING TOLD YOU
Lilith: SEx: EEEE!!! I hope things turn out OK.
DasCNN: cnn's tracking the planes
Lilith: Why: DUH. I said that early on.
magdalen: RevSExmortus we're here for you. Stay safe, stay out the way
slitta: disney parks closed too
whyaskwhyb: now you can't GO THERE
ABSENT: HUnter S> Thompson is reported to be Drinking turkey with Dobbs and shooting at targets of...umm, Mickey Mouse.
whyaskwhyb: SUFFER
Lilith: I don't need to go there.
REVJC: ABSENT: yeah the said they are with us
AsquireFOX: my tattoo artist closed shop!
ABSENT: Good ol' Krauts
Lilith: I was hoping a terrorist would try to take it out, damn it.
Lilith: But no, we're STUCK.
Rabbi: I doubt anyone will try to blow up the Liberty Bell, but I also work at a federal building, so I'm happier here with the cat.
ABSENT: THey always come through against the Mud Races
DasCNN: my respect for the spooks is somewhat diminished
BRASILEIRO: nuclear bomb in the Palestinian
whyaskwhyb: what about the Stratosfear in Vegas?
BRASILEIRO: nuclear bomb in the Palestinian
magdalen: hmmm... maybe the germans did it, and now they're trying to cover it up
REVJC: looking for black boxes
Lilith: Why: Not my turf.
RevSExmort: Mags:Stang:Lil: Fortunately, I'm in a different borough now. Queens is quit safe but I am afraid for those I know were right there....
superkate sees RevSExmortus and runs over and hugs him
ChrisLee: well, i'm off to work now. teevee and beer there.
Lilith: JC: Black boxes under several hundred tons of skyscraper and plane.
Lilith: EEP.
RevSExmort: ty SK... I never imagined...
ABSENT: reapeaty: YASSIR ARAFAT HAS EXPRESSED EXTREME REGRET AND CONDOLENCES TO THE US
ChrisLee: bbl
REVJC: flightradar.com
Rabbi: SExmortus- I'm getting good reports of most of my NYC friends.
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whyaskwhyb: ARAFAT knows who is on POINT
ABSENT: OSme palestinians are not all pal;estinians
BRASILEIRO: us German we don't have to do anything with this
BRASILEIRO: us German we don't have to do anything with this
BRASILEIRO: nuclear bomb in the Palestinian
Rabbi: Just one I haven't heard from yet.
ABSENT: Arafat is on our side
DasCNN: what about nukes?
REVJC: BRASILEIRO-22: she was just joking
whyaskwhyb: brasil: shut your pie hole, ok?
ABSENT: or at least finds this to be a pain in the peace process
Lilith: BRB
RevSExmort: Rabbi:I'm happy to say most peeps I was worried about are alive (some minor injuries) but not all, so I continue to worry.
REVJC: BRASILEIRO-22: we know you are with us, and proud to have you on our side.
magdalen: well the germans have started all the other big wars
Stang: I am scannign DATELINE FOR DOMINANCE... searching for clues... perhaps we can "syncronize our watches" or calendars with Dobbs...
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whyaskwhyb: SURE
Rabbi: SExmortus- I take it you're in the city yourself?
ABSENT: mags- Troo! they don';t wanna mioss the action
DasCNN: Retired Gen. Wesley Clark, former supreme NATO commander, said the aircraft appeared to hit the southwestern side, or the Army side of the building, the area responsible for planning and logistics.
DasCNN: "We've known for some time that some group has been planning this," he said, adding that "obviously, we didn't do enough" to prepare for such an attack.
RevSExmort: Rabbi:Nope..I didn't make it to work
ABSENT: man
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ABSENT: all the subs are coming out of the woodwork
ABSENT: rabbs: hi
Rabbi hugs SExmortus impulsively
RevSExmort: :)
xenon: actually...i'm afraid that US gov will not find out who organised it
Rabbi: Hey, Absent.
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whyaskwhyb: if only GWB had built the bugs bunny shoot them down before they even think about it device he was daydreaming about
xenon: or will...who knows
Rabbi: And hello to prostata as well
Rev_Baphom: i doubt it was "one" group..most likely several working in conjunction..
ABSENT: Prostata: lemme know if you and joy need to head to the country
magdalen: xenon: they will just pick someone, it doesn't matter if it's the right one so long as someone is made an example of
RevSExmort: I was in the area on business a few weeks ago and can't imagine the plight of those I worked with.
superkate: xenon -- don't worry too much. After all, Prez Bush has already vowed revenge... and he really likes killing things.
Rev_Baphom: if it "can" be found out they will find out..weather they publicise their reciprosity or not
whyaskwhyb: more than one group means more chances of a leak
prostata: ABSENT: thanks, but i got that covered already. We're cool.
xenon: bush is shit
REVJC: Where is the President
RevSExmort: I'm still trying to contact a few family members but communications are so fuked up right now.
REVJC: am scared
REVJC: need my leader to talk to me
Stang: "1991: WORLD WAR III. Church of the SubGenius shifts into OPERTION REMOVAL." Here's our cue! We were exactly TEN YEARS OFF!! That means X-Day will be 2008!... if this is correct... must... read further... oxygen... running out...
Rev_Baphom: jc: 40000 ft in the air
DasCNN: the worldwide response is incredible
magdalen: forget the president, where's Bubba???
ABSENT: prostata: thats good. Just remeber, if you ever have to get out here 56 through circle ville wont be all fuckered like 33
whyaskwhyb: either THEY KNEW ABOUT IT BEFOREHAND or these guys were a small group that could keep their mouths shut
Stang: "Bob" forms alliance with "anti"Bob"", reveals hard evidence of alien invasion...
xenon: i liked clinton...and i believe that he had done something before anything like this could happen
magdalen: Ohmigod... was Bubba in Harlem??
AsquireFOX: hahaha...on FOX their talking about "chatroom activity"
REVJC: I need Bubba!
Rabbi: I still haven't seen the crash footage, just the collapse. The cleaners stole our TV antenna.
DasCNN: http://www.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/europe/09/11/evacuate/index.html
REVJC: I need the Big Dog to hug me
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prostata: ABSENT: yep. thanks for thinking about us.
SGSpice: greetings.
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ABSENT: NOTE: art bell WILL be covering this tionight for those of an artbell bent.
*** magdalen has set the topic on channel #subgenius to BIG DOG, WE NEED YOU NOW! HOLD US! FEEL OUR PAIN!
Stang: Some of these predictions went awry, probably because we published them... "Time Control must always go awry" -- Ydnax Stang
SGSpice: thnaxors.
ABSENT: sgspice: hey!
REVJC: Where is BUBBA!
RevSExmort: RABBI: there is more footage coming in from home videographers... So far there are 3 different angles of the 2nd plane hitting the second tower
magdalen: hi spice
REVJC: is bubba ok!
Stang: "Bulletproof robots run most convenience stores"... CHECK...
whyaskwhyb: SGS MORNING
ABSENT: Bubba is getting Blown in the rubbl;e
Ptectrix: Hi spice.
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SGSpice waves
xenon: and no offence of course...but USA had it coming for a long time
REVJC: My god if we lost Clinton all hope is gone!
prostata: Joy and I are heading out to give blood.
magdalen: oh dear oh dear, I hope Bubba wasn't out walking this morning
Rabbi: I was told I am lucky I didn't see it.
Rabbi: Good lad, Prostata!
Stang: "Spate of tornadoes" -- saw that just last week...
DasCNN: "US will hunt down and destroy attackers"
magdalen: xenon: Hey, don't blame us, we didn't even vote for that guy
RevSExmort: Prostata: I will do the same once I can confirm the safety of a few loved ones..
REVJC: He liked to get bagels at the WTC!
Stang: "20 percent of US population clinically insane..." CHECK
REVJC: oh no!
Stang: (reading from DATELINE FOR DOMINACE)
whyaskwhyb: tit should be easy to hunt them down, they are in a GIANT FUCKING SMOLDERING PILE OF RUBBLE
REVJC: someone go to wheresbubba.com
xenon: i don't blame you...but i just say that USA gov had it coming...
REVJC: let me know!
REVJC: can't go on
Stang: "Disneyland converted to open murder park..." -- hmmm... they CLOSED it today...
magdalen: must ask cnn
slitta: I'm searching google with a "gore vidal pearl harbour" search pattern
Rev_Baphom: xenon: yes everyone on top always has it comming. be it on top of the world or on top of you personally..just the way the world works
Stang: Could it be that Dobbs prophecy was offset by 10 years?
ABSENT: Hrrmm thats a good I dea I am gonna callt he red cross
RevSExmort: USA Had it coming for a long time. It's a shame but I personnally blame Israel.
ABSENT: BRB
Rabbi: The government may be a pain, xenon, but the folks in the planes and the buildings didn't do shit.
magdalen: BOA is limiting withdrawals in dallas area to one thousand dollars per person
prostata: RevSExmortus: good luck. Our slack is with you man.
whyaskwhyb: xenon: they didn't KILL THE GOVERMENT, they killed A BUNCH OF ORDINARY JOES
SGSpice: all theme parks here, downtown buildings and the airports are all closed.
magdalen: "There is no need for panic.. right now" says local newscaster
REVJC: true Rabbi
whyaskwhyb: PINK Joes, but JOES nonetheless
prostata: well, we're off. later all.
REVJC: If we killed the poele of all bad governments , wouldn't be many of us left!
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REVJC: I disagree PANIC
DasCNN: I still don't know who to raze
REVJC: PANIC
REVJC: END OF THE WORLD
xenon: i agree...these people shouldn't been involved...but that's just the way terrorists work...they are fanatics...ready to do anything to accomplish their mission
magdalen: panic the fuck out of it!
REVJC: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
superkate: panic??
RevSExmort: RevJC: Yeah but if we killed all pinky boy con-dupes, it wouldn't matter.
superkate: hell I"ve been waiting for the end for a few years now!!!
superkate: AND HOPING FOR IT FOR LONGER THAN THAT!!!
REVJC: oh no W is thanking "folks"
jeek: There is no WheresBubbaa.com
Rev_Baphom: sex: there'd be more pinks after them. and other pinks to vote them in.
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REVJC: jeek: damn how will we know if he's ok
RevSExmort: Baph:I guess it's an eternal struggle.
Rabbi: Ya know, I actually was planning on moving to Israel for a while, just for a year to pick up the language. My parents talked me out of it because of all the attacks there. Gee, now I feel like I'm so much safer.....
REVJC: jeek: is it for sale
RevSExmort: Until XDay
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jeek: REV: http://www.bubbabear.com/wheresbubba.asp
REVJC: we could have a site dedicated to where he is at every minute of the day
Rev_Baphom: sex: even afterwards..or do you plan on letting stang run the show forever!!!! fear the power!
ecstasensu: adn to think...i heard the news before many of my friends..BECAUS I WAS LISTENINGTO HOWARDSTERN
Stang: DAMN!!! BOOK OF THE SUBGENIUS was EXACTLY ten years TOO SOON! Fucking god damn FIGURES. We do EVERYTHING 10 years too fucking soon. FUCK!! We could have been RICH if we'd just WAITED to release the Wor. Oh well, easy come, easy go.
Rev_Baphom: or something
asbent: Red cross is ful up here, witing untill next blood drive
REVJC: thank jeek
jeek chuckles.
Rev_Baphom: ecstasensualist: please tell me stern didn't make it
ecstasensu: he made..
RevSExmort: Baph:I'll have my own planet afterwards.
BRASILEIRO: some Brazilian here??
RevSExmort: OK, I'm outty, BBL
Ptectrix: Wanna hear something really fucked? My roomie who works at Barnes & Noble (In the SF Burbs) called in to make sure they were opened today. "Oh yeah, we really need you," they said, "The district manager told us to get out all of the books on bombs and terrorism and really push them.
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Lilith: I'm back.
Rabbi: Stang- It probably didn't help that Heaven's Gate attempted to pre-board the saucers...
Lilith: Christa: That IS fuxored.
superkate: Ptectrix - whoah. that's pretty fucked.
Rev_Baphom: Ptectrix: note to self..kill BAN managers next
REVJC: jeek: ahhhhh
ecstasensu: kept commenting on how it "looked just like a movie"
magdalen: ah, whew!
magdalen: Bubba is safe
REVJC: not my Bubba!
magdalen: he is in Australia
magdalen: so say the cnn kids
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REVJC: Woosh, close one
asbent: I hear bubba is running for Cleveland mayor
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REVJC: about the first Dominatrix
Stang: BRASILEIRO -- No Brazilians here but you-- though I've been to Araruama.
Rabbi: Ptectrix- I used to work for them. That's the mentality.
Ptectrix: For real.
REVJC: where is she
Stang: Lovely country.
Ptectrix: It's REALLY fucked.
superkate: hehehehehahahahahahah 1st Domniatrix...
xenon: actually...i remember that someone said something about world war III starting in the beginning of this century between some arabic country and US...so...maybe that's it...the WW3 is starting...
ecstasensu: if they took out but ONE NEW YORK DOMINATRIX.....
DasCNN: 9:40 a.m.: The FAA halts all flight operations at U.S. airports, the first time in U.S. history that air traffic nationwide has been halted.
ABSENT: "Hollywood Loves Hollings' Bill
ABSENT: Hollywood's lobbyists claim a soon-to-be proposed bill to implant copy-protection technology in all electronic devices is an entirely fabulous idea. Never mind the deafening outcry from programmers and geektavists. Declan McCullagh reports from Washington.
ABSENT: SHit...I TOLD you all!
ABSENT: no one beleived m,e
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Rev_Baphom: ABSENT: you're unaware of XP's copy protection scheme then
Stang: The One World Advertiser has us all hypnotized.
ABSENT: Baphomet- no I am not
Lilith wants to use Winders NP
DasCNN: There are rumours of Akamai's founder being onboard on Flight 11, As well, the rumour is that the pilot of United Flight 193 flew it in into the ground, outside Pittsburgh, rather then fly into the USX building, which if true, make him a better person then I - but there are also rumours that it was shotdown by a F-16
magdalen: I think it's pretty safe to say world war III is starting
DasCNN: from slashdot
Stang: I guess there' no hurry to get the rest of these orders ready for mailing -- I imagine the postal service will be screwy for several days.
Rev_Baphom: ABSENT: XP has a transparent authintication system. before any media file is passed to hardware it is checked to ensure it's legal. if not it's not played or played horribly..eventually they anticipate MS will be in a position to dictate hardware spec's to vendors.
REVJC: the pentagon is not to damaged
BRASILEIRO: heheheh
Rabbi: SHIT! CNN actually has a reporter in Afghanistan!
superkate wonders how she should spend the end times...
REVJC: campareably
ABSENT: Oop!
DasCNN: F16s from the US Air Force has been instructed to shoot down flights in a no fly zone over NYC & DC
ABSENT: sandy berger on FOX
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superkate decides to go home early and find her man and start fucking soon!!!
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REVJC: Bin Laudin not responsible
slitta: superkate: why don't you do it in the road?
Rabbi: Sandy Berger is making the rounds.
Stang: Magdalen -- no way! World War Three will be fought with weapons we never heard of and take 3 minutes. "World War IV will be fought with rock and stick." -- some wise guy
REVJC: says leader of talyban
slitta is an hardcore beatles fan
absFOX: Slitta wrist open and bleed
absFOX: ha ha ha
Rabbi: He actually said something to the effect of that we'll study this day 50 years from now in history class... IF there's still history. JEEZ!
REVJC: Thanks god in WWW IV we created that time machine
superkate: slitta -- good question. Probably 'cause road rash hurts
Stang: Kate -- you have the right idea. Now is the time to fornicate as if your very life depended on it.
absFOX: slitta I am kidding
slitta: absFOX: but...
slitta: absFOX: I'm bleeding right now!
xenon: hey...did i get this right...WTC has entirely collapsed?
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slitta: absFOX: can you make it stop?
DasCNN: yeah
magdalen: xenon: yes
absFOX: fox: PENTAGON UNDER THREAT CONDITION DELTA- HIGHEST THREAT POSSIBLE ;;;;well DUH
DasCNN: both buildings
superkate: Stang-- if that's true... I hope to make it to be around for WWIV. Rock and Stick are the way to go!!!
magdalen: yeah, we kick ass at rock and stick
REVJC: what happened to the one mysery plane!
absFOX: slitta- Lol
REVJC: mystery
Rev_Baphom: they poped a package here locally outside the base that was "suspicious"
Rev_Baphom: dunno if it exploded or not
xenon: how many plaines has been captured?
ecstasensu: some kid broke out my car window with a rock and stick...the media did not even cover it
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REVJC: xenon: none "captured"
DasCNN: four were destroyed, one was grounded and is being searched, or so I read
xenon: well i mean...hijacked
REVJC: DasCNN: didn't here that
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absFOX: Man, the media didn;t do anything when the taliban crashed a plane into MY skyscraper!!!
REVJC: I think 5
absFOX: 5 is a lways a safe bet
ecstasensu: slack=still alive
slitta: old times hijackers reached exotic places and asked for good dollars
xenon: hmmz...from a local news portal i just read that 11 plaines where hijacked...so there might be 7 more attacks
Rabbi: I've just convinced my little brother to take the train from Chicago to here. Of course, train service is shut down on the entire NorthEast Corridor.
magdalen: the mystery plane has been rendered a non-item, doubleplusungood mention non-item non-plane
Cozmodiar: there are f-16's in the air with shoot to kill orders
absFOX: AThey are gonna run a train into the Boston Baked BEan Factory
Rabbi: Turn on NBC. They're talking about the planes.
DasCNN: xenon: what news portal?
REVJC: like the second and third bomb at the federal building
DasCNN: giuliani is speaking on cnn
xenon: www.postimees.ee
magdalen: exactly
Rabbi: And NBC
xenon: it in estonian so you might not get it
magdalen: there are sirens in the street now
magdalen: but then, that's not so unusual
absFOX: giuli is on NBC too
REVJC: MAg?
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xenon: you're getting another attack?
Stang: Don't be fooled, ya'll. This whole thing is just a set piece by the One World Advertiser. Too many people like me had sworn off The "News," and they were losing valuable advertising dollars. Plus, They probably had insurance on those buildings AND the Pentagon, which is basically just their "delivery boy" for the ADS that form HUMAN REALITY. But... what was that about HATS again?
REVJC: our emergency sirens are going off
whyaskwhyb: You know what sucks? I bought a big machine from Cincinatti and now it's not going to get here for like A WEEK OR 2 EXTRA!
magdalen: REVJC: no, police sirens
Rabbi: People are WALKING out of Manhattan across the bridge.
whyaskwhyb: THOSE FUCKING RAGHEADED SONSOFBITCHES
magdalen: I'm sure they're just pulling over anyone suspicious looking
DasCNN: TNT is pre-empted
DasCNN: shit, I wanted to watch "In the heat of the night"
absNBC: WE DON'T EVEN KNOW ITS THE MID EAST YET!!!!!!
anonymouse: whyaskwhy: How do you know it wasn't another Timothy McVeigh?
Stang: Whyaskwhy - tell me about it, the Hour of Slack was already late going out, now it'll be DAYS lLATER! Ooooh those rag heads!
absNBC: WHAT about the WTO?>?????
absNBC: er
absNBC: Wanti-WTO'ers
absNBC: anti-WTO'ers
REVJC: boy no one has even CONSIDERED that it may be internal
DasCNN: I have, but I don't count
Stang: Why do I keep thinking of THE STAND by Stephen King?
whyaskwhyb: I could have it TRUCKED, but it would COST MORE
REVJC: maybe the Black Wall
absNBC: REVJC: that has been suggested here about once every twenty minutes
superkate: REVJC -- heh. my first thought was that we did it to ourselves...
whyaskwhyb: YOU ARE THE WALKING DUDE
magdalen: REVJC: Oh, I'm sure the FBI/CIA/NSA task force is all over that
REVJC: whatever they call them selves
Rabbi: REVJC- After Oklahoma City, yes they are. However, I'm telling all my Arab friends to lay low for a while.
superkate: ...too bad the news people weren't asking me.
REVJC: oh
Stang: INTERNAL? Hell it was JANET RENO! as nu-monet said.
Rev_Baphom: The suicide bombing element is what makes them think it's arab
DasCNN: the reno clones have struck
superkate: my boyfriend is Persian...
REVJC: she was in Waco yesterday
anonymouse: Everybody hates America. It would just be good manners if whoever blowed it up would say so.
REVJC: talk about balls
Stang: First rule of FIGHT CLUB...
whyaskwhyb: STANG: where the guy would go into an abandoned town and wire it up to blow and walk out to the edge and watch it all go up?
absNBC: all the arab guys in town were walking around with askeered looks on their faces...indians too
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AsquireFOX: well i have to go: talk to all of you later
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Stang: Whyaskwhy -- no, more like the endless traffic jam of corpses in the Brooklyn Tunnel
Stang: or whatever that Tunnel is.
whyaskwhyb: NOBODY WANTS CREDIT FOR THIS ONE
DasCNN: good manners but it's be about six seconds afterwards that the satellite microwave arrays turn whoever claims responsibility into carbon
magdalen: brb, gotta pee
Rev_Baphom: whyaskwhybot: because whoever takes it is going to be slaughtered.
REVJC: Hey you know what would get us a whole lot of publicity!
Rev_Baphom: and possibly their goverment too
REVJC: Since no one had claimed rewsponsibility yet....
whyaskwhyb: LETS CLAIM IT!
absNBC: REJC: claim responsibility?
whyaskwhyb: STAND DID IT!
DasCNN: you go ahead, I'll sit back
anonymouse: I was just out on the street. It's eerie with no planes up. It's probably the first and last time I ever saw a completely empty sky. It'll be like this all the time after X Day.
whyaskwhyb: STANG
absNBC: "BOB" DID IT!!!
anonymouse: "Stang"
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whyaskwhyb: STANG BLEW THAT SHIT UP!
Rev_Baphom: jc: go ahead..i didn't like my job anyway
Stang: I'm sure that eventually drunkenness or machismo combined with a big mouth will blow somebody's cover, but, by then a handier "culprit" might be in use. God am I untrusting.
anonymouse: I always thought he had shifty eyes.
Cozmodiar: shifty eyes are the signal
absNBC: THat Goatee proves his guilt
whyaskwhyb: LOOK AT HIM
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whyaskwhyb: he LOOKS guilty!
Stang: Those aren't my EYES, those are my NOSTRILS. My EYES are the RED DOTS just under my hairline.
DasCNN: @ A Delta flight makes emergency landing in Cleveland and all passengers are safely evacuated. Federal officials search the plane for a possible bomb.
anonymouse: You ever notice you never see Stang and Janet Reno in the same place at the same time?
absNBC: MAad!
Rabbi: You know who has to be secretly thrilled right now? Gary Condit. NOBODY is thinking about him right now.
magdalen: back
MADneuman: Hi abs!
absNBC: Rabbi: lOL
magdalen: hey remember that kid that said he was "going RL with a list of seven"? maybe it was him!
absNBC: CHANDRA did it!!!
MADneuman: All I got to say if ECHELON can
Cozmodiar: blae canada
absNBC: BOy I cvant wait till HOur of The TUIrks this morning!!!
anonymouse: Monica Lewinski did it.
Rabbi: Emergency Control HQ for NYC was actually located in the Trade Center? Oy.....
absNBC: BOy I cant wait till HOur of The TUrks this morning!!! they will be raising six kinds of hell in here tonight
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jeek: There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
DasCNN: UAB has been contacted asking whether or not they have the space and the beds for victims
MADneuman: All I got to say is if ECHELON can't stop this what the fuck do we have it for?
Stang: Never since the OJ Simpson trial has America been so galvanized. (A sick thing to say but perhaps literally true. THE MEDIA IS THE GREAT SATAN I TELL YOU!!)
Rabbi: Stang- Probably true.
absNBC: THE MEDIA IS THE GREAT STALIN!!
anonymouse: OJ Simpson did it!
absNBC: AKto did it!
MADneuman: Stang: I agree with that!
absNBC: Kato did it!
Rev_Baphom: AL HAZA SHAREM DID IT!
absNBC: AL LEWIS DID IT!
Rev_Baphom: Jerry lewis did it!
absNBC: Jerry Lee Lewis did it!
Rev_Baphom: no...it was..LEE HARVY OSWALD!
absNBC: No- it was the FIVE DILLINGERS!
Rabbi: Christ. I just saw the second plane hit for the first time. My brain is just not accepting the image.
Rev_Baphom: Rabbi: don't worry they'll replay it ten more times for you
Rabbi: I was better hearing it on the radio.
absNBC: Bush is in "Barksdale"
magdalen: Rabbi: that was the first image I saw
magdalen: hard to wrap your brain around
MADneuman: It all look staged like a movie
Rabbi: I had no TV all day.
anonymouse: YOu know it's so fucking stupid. They went to the trouble to blow up a building as a protest, but now they won't say they did it. So what's the fucking POINT!? "Somebody doesn't like America"
magdalen: bush is no place that they say he is
absNBC: NAcy Reagan did it!
ecstasensu: it looked jest lahk a moovie!
Rabbi: It was like tuning in to War of the Worlds 15 minutes into the program.
absNBC: mags- hence the quotes
anonymouse: Orson Welles did it!
Rev_Baphom: and that shocks you? suuure lets' tell everyone where target number one is!
Stang: Since it might be internal, I say we bomb Idaho and Mississippi, then round up all gun owners, pot smokers, sex fiends and free thinkers. Since it might be Ay-Rabs of some kind, we should round all of THEM up if they live here, and smart bomb them all if they live elsewhere. Since it might be lone nuts, well... I want all of you to lie down on the floor while I call the Authorities.
absNBC: MErcury Theatre presents..."America Under Attack"
absNBC: What about the camp david attack???
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Rabbi: Absent- Is that confirmed?!
MADneuman: I'm on the floor
absNBC: hey andreauxx
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Rabbi: Hey Andreux. Pull up a pew.
MADneuman: with my dobbs head
Stang: Well well look who dragged himself out of the honeymoon suite.
magdalen: rabbi: depends on which channel you watch
andreux: nick and_sikki
andreux: gah
absNBC: Rabbi: I h ave heard nothing more about it, I think It s a rumor or cover up
Stang: The Butcher of Bakersfield did it.
andreux: well, shit. i've been glued to the tv since 7:45am.
absNBC: Oh, OK
absNBC: We're safe now
anonymouse: Maybe it is a coverup. Like Hitler and the Reichstag.
Rabbi: Small wonder I couldn't get in touch with one of my customers this morning. He's a green beret.
absNBC: NBC says the attacks are over
MADneuman: I think Bush looked like he had a smile made me sick
Marinn: YUGOSLAVIA IS NUMBER 1 IN EUROPE IN BASKET, you saw RESULTS, What will be when YUGOSLAVIA become NUMBER 1 IN THE WORLD of course IN BASKET !!!
ecstasensu: wants to call up his radio station and request that one old REM number
anonymouse: Marinn: ?????
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andreux: but regardless, nice to see everyone still behaving normally in moments of extreme panic...
magdalen: I think "in basket" doesn't mean what you think it means, Marinn
Stang: HUH! -- I wonder what the LUCIFERIAN LIBERATION FRONT boys are doing!
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andreux: especially you, Stang. I figured you'd be the first to whip up the Kool Aid.
Rev_Baphom: among the insane extream panic is the norm
Stang: Them being some kind of secret military guys.
MADneuman: andreux: ya I didn't think the subs would hold up like dis
Rabbi: Andreux- This is nothing. People in Manhattan were being HELPFUL to each other.
Stang: Andreaux -- earlier it was MUCH more tense.
anonymouse: SLF=Oliver Haddo
Rabbi: Stang- How so?
andreux: madneuman: actually, yeah, what rabbi said. I've been glued to the TV for the past few hours watching something that I thought I'd never see in my lifetime: New Yorkers being supportive to each other.
Stang: Andux -- Imean this chat room was more tense. Some folks were waiting to hear from relatives and other Subs (and did, fortunately)
Rabbi: Ah.
Rabbi: Is Pope Meyer still in NY?
andreux: Stang: I can imagine.
magdalen: from the cnn chat: <BUCKSNORT> HOLLY @@@@@. A GROUP of f15's are flying over here .. i live about 5 miles from site r ( the backup pentagon ) their is millitary EVERYWHERE
andreux: I heard that the Chicago Loop was a zone of confusion a little while ago. (probably still is)
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Stang: Actually the last thing I sent Meyer got returned! Not sure where he lives but PROBABLY NYC.
MADneuman: andreux:I know i hope the country can get more of a community back togetherness after this
anonymouse: MADneuman: It will probably do exactly the opposite.
magdalen: stang: I blieve we have a number for him in the holy rolodex, should we try calling it? it's probably old
Rabbi: Andreux- Chicago is a mess according to my brother because they evacuated the Sears tower and other stuff.
anonymouse: Especially until somebdoy takes credit.
ecstasensu: does anybody know wher ebrittany spears is?
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andreux: rabbi: indeed. thank the gods i quit my corporate job for "Bob"! I used to work across the street from there.
Rev_Baphom: ecstasensualist: i could tell you but the police might be listening
MADneuman: anonymouse: I hope not its up to ourselves it should be a wake up call
absNBC: BRITTANY SPEARS IS RESPONSIBLE!
anonymouse: Luther Blisset did it.
k8-food: no, Brittney Spears is irresponsible.
Stang: You know it's weird, in that video game that was never finished, Run and Gun's BURNIN' FIREMEN, the story opens with Air Force One AND a commercial airliner BOTH crashing into the top of the Sears Tower in Chicago.
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Lilith: WHOA. Somehow I was stuck.
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Rabbi: Andreux- My brother was supposed to be on a plane out of there this weekend. He's driving now, but he's getting the HELL out of there. Of course, now he's looking at DC, which has the family thrilled at the moment...
Lilith: Stang: I think we can blame Chicago. Now they have the biggest building in North America again.
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Stang: Magdalen -- yeah, call him! We need to know where he is!
MADneuman: Hi Lilith glad your unstuck
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Lilith: Hey MAD
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MADneuman: Lilith: you at work?
Rabbi: Okay, I need to head out. I'll stop in later. Bye all!
andreux: Rabbi: ah, it's all lookin' just about good right now for land.
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MADneuman: by rabbi take it easy
Lilith: MAD: Yes.
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whyaskwhyb: Stang: buy a truck and drive that tool out to me, I'll weld you up an EXOSKELOTON
magdalen: huh, there's a card in the rolodex that just says "Drummond, Philo" and nothing else
MADneuman: Lilith: is work going on as normal?
absNBC transforms
Lilith: More or less, yeah.
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Stang: Magdalen -- DON'T LOOK AT THAT CARD TOO HARD or Philo will appear!
ABSFOX: hey, Is GGG doing better?
magdalen: ok
anonymouse: Wait is philo drummond the same as "Col Sphinx Drummond"?
Stang: Whyaskwhy -- I could really use a Waldo actually... thanks!
xenon: any news form US?
ABSFOX: anonymouse- no
superkate: anonymouse -- they are brothers
Stang: Sphinx is Philo's younger, "good" brother.
whyaskwhyb: Waldo?
whyaskwhyb: what is 'waldo"?
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Stang: Philo is the evil brother. I just spent 10 days with him.
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superkate: anonymouse -- and a veritable force to be recokned with...
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Stang: Actully I'm surprised that Shining Path hasn't chimed in!
magdalen: shit, it says here that bleepo lives in nyc too
ABSFOX: whyaskwhy - no, it's "Where's" waldo
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ABSFOX: he does
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andreux: I'm going outside a few moments to enjoy the fine AIRPLANE FREE SKIES.
superkate: Stang-- is Philo really evil? I live a couple miles away from him and was thinking of asking him to go put and play sometime...
Stang: Onan, did I mention to you that Sivet is moving to your old home town in God's Country?
MADneuman: any conspiracy theories? I only got 21 from adding todays dates?
whyaskwhyb: WEAR A BELT
ABSFOX: well, expect cheney to take charge any minute....
ONAN: philo is 'good evil' and not 'bad evil'
PtexAFK: holy fuck
anonymouse: Madneuman: 21 theories?
Lilith: Stang: That reminds me, GGG was bitching that he never hears from you anymore.
xenon: I just heared that...US aircrafts has been attacking iraq for a week or two
ONAN: STANG - why, why, why?
whyaskwhyb: todays date 9-11
magdalen: can't get through on the meyer number -- all circuits are busy
ABSFOX: xonon- we have been attacking iraqw for months
superkate: wow. all circuits are busy...
anonymouse: That's fucking Guuber for you.
MADneuman: anonymouse: I thought it would add to 33 or 13 or something
xenon: months...enough time to prepare this terror act
Lilith: Onan: I heard that Iraq shot down a spy plane earlier....
ABSFOX: They are trying to get bush to go to Cheyenne mountain
anonymouse: Let's bomb Iraq. Let's threaten China. Let's insult every religion in teh world. ... oops? Somebody's mad at us?
ABSFOX: his advisers are saying no
Stang: Onan -- 'cause it's not Dallas, probably. Something about Exercise Training courses.
ABSFOX: SS wants hiom in NORAD headquarteers
anonymouse: We should sacrifice Bush to propitiate whoever it was. Whoever it was, definitely hates Bush.
anonymouse: Burning Man 2, anybody?
MADneuman: Does anybody think theres going to be another attack?
whyaskwhyb: The sons of the prophet were hardy and bold,
whyaskwhyb: And quite unaccustomed to fear,
whyaskwhyb: But the bravest of these was a man, I am told
whyaskwhyb: Named Abdul Abulbul Amir.
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ABSFOX: Bush will be executed by cheney in a matter of hours
Stang: Lil -- every time I try to call GGG to worry about his health, he's out partying with "Marvin"!
ABSFOX: COlorado Springs
whyaskwhyb: This son of the desert, in battle aroused,
whyaskwhyb: Could spit twenty men on his spear.
whyaskwhyb: A terrible creature, both sober and soused
whyaskwhyb: Was Abdul Abulbul Amir.
superkate: oof.
magdalen: huh. I got through to bleepo's number, but it was some guy named "Gary"s answering machine
whyaskwhyb: When they needed a man to encourage the van,
whyaskwhyb: Or to harass the foe from the rear,
whyaskwhyb: Or to storm a redoubt, they had only to shout
whyaskwhyb: For Abdul Abulbul Amir.
MADneuman: Karreem Abdul Jabar
anonymouse: OJ Simposn
ABSFOX: CASSIUS CLAY DID IT!
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MADneuman: Creamed Abdul Jabar
whyaskwhyb: Young man," quoth Bulbul, "has life grown so dull,
whyaskwhyb: That you're anxious to end your career?
whyaskwhyb: Vile infidel! Know, you have trod on the toe
whyaskwhyb: Of Abdul Abulbul Amir."
xenon: damn...even estonian gov had started preparations for a war
Stang: This probably isn't a smart time to call NYC.
ABSFOX: Cream Abdel Jabber
Dodeka: hello
magdalen: yeah
xenon: something terrible is about to happen
ABSFOX: Damn
MADneuman: ABSFOX:Cram Abdel Jabberwackey
ABSFOX: The estonians are badasses
magdalen: xenon: something terrible has already happened!
anonymouse: Something terribel is always about to happen.
Dodeka: terrible only to Us
MADneuman: xenon: again where?
anonymouse: Dodeka: that counts.
ABSFOX: magdalenm- see, if only I wouldn't have voted for nader!
superkate: A Thai airliner just landed at SFO under full military escort
xenon: estonia
Cozmodiar: har
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whyaskwhyb: Then this bold mameluke drew his trusty chibouque
whyaskwhyb: With a cry of "Allah Akbar!"
whyaskwhyb: And with murderous intent, he ferociously went
whyaskwhyb: For Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.
xenon: it seems like every single country is about to get ready for a war
xenon: so...i'm affraid that the war aint far
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whyaskwhyb: LETS ROCK AND ROLL
Cozmodiar: howdy duke
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duke0uke: BOOM
ptexFUCK: Bush wanted his war.....
whyaskwhyb: I mean OTHER PEOPLE'
Cozmodiar: star wars can't save us now
anonymouse: boom boom boom
Cozmodiar: missle defense
ptexFUCK: He's gonne have NO PROBLEM increasing defence spending.
Cozmodiar: they just crashed polanes
Cozmodiar: missle defense
Cozmodiar: har
Cozmodiar: har haw
MADneuman: HI duke I love your Uke songs!!!1
magdalen: I really don't put it past him to have done this
Lilith: No, but he looks kinda stoopit worrying about missles.
duke0uke: mad- thx
Stang: I met an Estonian last week, at the El Monte RV Rental place near San Francisco. A VERY VERY hot looking young woman... she showed us how to work the RV we were renting.
magdalen: he hates saddam SO much
MADneuman: the nirvana ones are my fav
whyaskwhyb: if he had that Asteroids game in the sky everything would be hunky dory
xenon: Stang: estonain women usuallly are hot hot hot
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Lilith: Mags: "We have a plan to somehow stimulate the economy", or something to those effects....
Lilith: Estonians are ROXOR
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whyaskwhyb: EMMANUEL GOLDSTEIN is behind it
duke0uke: why- we're gonna need a SHITLOAD of quarters
Lilith: But not quite as roxor as LATVIANS.
Stang: If the LIBERALS had let reagan build "Star Wars," this never would have HAPPENED!
xenon: what do you know about estonia anyway?
ptexFUCK: Shit, I'm watching the footage and expecting Spider-Man or someone to come save the day. It's not REAL.
anonymouse: I've got a quarter. Someone else will have to take the rest of the game.
Lilith: I've been waiting for Dr. Evil to take over the TV networks and make demands for money.
MADneuman: Stang: the liberals should have let REagan build Darth Vader
whyaskwhyb: xenon: it's a third world shithole?
anonymouse: ptexFUCK: it's real.
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Stang: Seeing the New York skyline utterly changed in the space of an hour DOES impart a rather dreamlike feeling of unreality, doesn't it.
Stang: Like a sci fi movie.
Lilith: "A little off the top, sir?"
xenon: whyaskwhybot: you are very wrong understandig about this country
anonymouse: Dr. Evil: I demand: TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS!
Stang: James Bond always stops the terrorists before this happens, in the movies.
MADneuman: Like armegeddon movie
ptexFUCK: Right............. just LOOKING at that SKYLINE...... it ain't REAL.
duke0uke: I turned on Howard Stern this morning, and I thought he was doing "War of the Worlds" at first
Stang: God damn Bruce Willis, laying down on the job.
whyaskwhyb: any BIG BUILDINGS in estonia?
xenon: same way like you just did...i might say that US and most of the world is a shithole
anonymouse: James Bond mst have run out of quarters.
MADneuman: Stang: James Bong does not
ptexFUCK: Where are the fuckin' SOOPERHEROES?
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superkate: Christa-- I'm afraid there isn't much I can do at this point.
xenon: whyaskwhybot: well...quite much actually...and many to be built soon
superkate: Going to donate blood this afternoon
ptexFUCK: Oh? What's your power, Kate?
whyaskwhyb: BOOM BOOM BOOM GOES ESTONIA
ptexFUCK: Not a bad idea.
whyaskwhyb: ESTONIA THAT I LOVE
superkate: I try to stamp out boredom and evil whererever I find it and feel like doing something about it.
MADneuman: Bruce Willies needs to grow his wig back to fight terrorists
Lilith: I'm wondering if they'd accept our blood, Christa. :(
Stang: xenon, don't worry, whyaskwhy is only kidding...
ptexFUCK: Actually, Why, I was thinking of that to the tune of the Trolley Song.
whyaskwhyb: MAYBE
ptexFUCK: Here in SF they will. >={
DasCNN: I still expect more damage
Stang: Don't believe anything that any SubGenius says. Or anything that anybody says.
magdalen: I'm all sweaty
superkate: And if I could, I would do whatever it took to make things better.
Lilith: Christa: I hope they do in Seattle too.
whyaskwhyb: THEY ALL LAUGHED AT ME WHEN I PREDICTED TODAY TOO
xenon: i should say that us, estonians are ready to defend our country till the last man will fall
Lilith: DO NOT BELIEVE ME EVER.
Stang: Superkate -- great "quote" there!
xenon: that's something you don't see in US
Lilith: EVEN NOW, as I warn you not to believe me. Don't believe THAT either!
whyaskwhyb: ESTONIA would take about 10 MINUTES to WIPE OUT
DasCNN: estonia is a much smaller country
superkate: :}
MADneuman: Lilith: We're not letting a nuclear war stop the LONG MARCH though
Lilith: MAD: Of course not!
Lilith: MAD: But it'll be a Longer March for it.
whyaskwhyb: like <fump> GOODBYE ESTONIA
duke0uke: lil- I plan to get bombed, myself
joegreen: did they find out it was the estonians?
MADneuman: eiyiyyayayayyayayyiayiayaiayiaayyayayya
Stang: Now, whyaskwhy, Estonia has nuclear armaments too... let's not start something... for all you know, Xenon here is the Commisar in charge of Abandoned Soviet Nukes.
Lilith: Duke: And I'm sure you'll BE Da Bomb, too.
duke0uke: ping estonia: estonia not found
xenon: muahaha
Stang: It would be ironic if WWIII started on a SubGenius chat channel because of some joking.
magdalen: brb, smoke break
superkate wonders how that would effect our numbers
magdalen: don't start the war without me!
anonymouse: Stang: you say that like it's a bad thing.
MADneuman: it would start with a broken pipe!
whyaskwhyb: it would be IRONIC if xenon and his ESTONIAN COHORTS were the ones that BOMBED OUR BELOVED TRADE CENTERS!
duke0uke: The kingdom was lost for lack of a lighter
Lilith: Stang: Hopefully enough of us have read *Dies Irae* that we can be ready for when it happens.
xenon: u see...there's a rumour going around for a many years that there still is some nuclear weapons from the former Soviet Union army...but that most likely something like a rumour about UFO's
ptexFUCK: How Will "Bob" Profit?
DasCNN: they've got shelf lives
xenon: whyaskwhybot: yeah...we did it... :P
whyaskwhyb: I KNEW IT
xenon: heh...as far as i'm concerned...estonians wouldn't do such thing
whyaskwhyb: FARGIN BASTIGES
Rev_Baphom: ironicly lots of post solviet countries want to sell their nukes to the bigger ones since they can't afford to keep them up
MADneuman: the only time I will crash my saucer is into planet X
xenon: yeah
duke0uke: I'm listening to the BBC feed. Somehow the English accents are strangely soothing
jeek: My friend's brother is in the reserves. He just got a mysterious phone call, and left with his uniform, not saying anything to his family.
Cozmodiar: brittish report the endtimes very well
Cozmodiar: bbc is great
whyaskwhyb: in honor of the tragedy in NY, I'm going FISHING tomorrow
whyaskwhyb: like GWB
anonymouse: I'm wondering if anybody will lob a nuke before tomorrow morning.
MADneuman: jeek: where was he stationed?
Lilith: Duke: It's the illusion that someone in this world is still civilized.
Lilith: Duke: It'll pass.
jeek: MAD: No idea.
whyaskwhyb: I hope not, the trout don't bit under those circumstances
jeek: I'm in Jamestown, New York.
xenon: if even one nuke goes of...the world war 3 has been started
Rev_Baphom: not nessicarily.
MADneuman: jeek: oh okay
xenon: and fortunally we all gonna die quite fast
anonymouse: Whyaskwhy: but then they float to the surface, precooked.
whyaskwhyb: no way ESTONIAN
whyaskwhyb: we are way over HERE
duke0uke: I like how they say "new yoork" on the BBC
Rev_Baphom: xenon: not those of us who survive...I will die quickly..i'm near a primary target
Cozmodiar: yeah, so things like nuclear winter can't harm us
Cozmodiar: lol
jeek: Jamestown, NY, is 7-8 hours from NYC.
DasCNN: I've heard on NPR that all flights and planes are now accounted for -- but that a fifth crash has occurred in an undisclosed location. As well, a car bomb did go off in front of the State Department, and there was a crash near Camp David.
whyaskwhyb: nobody has $ to buy missles, just the AMERICANS
DasCNN: so says hemos on slashdot
MADneuman: anyone here from SexMortus?
whyaskwhyb: I have a trenchcoat that is guaranteed to ptotect up to 3 rads
Lilith: Jeek: Many of us are familiar with Jamestown, it's near the Brushwood campgrounds around Sherman.
anonymouse: whyaskwhy: you don't need $ to buy missiles if you've got 50000 religious fanatics willing to suicide a plane.
xenon: whyaskwhybot: you buy all these mmissles...and what it gives you? nothing but lots of shit
Rev_Baphom: or a bus
duke0uke: Jamestown is home to the Lucille Ball museum
anonymouse: PROTECT THE LUCILLE BALL MUSEUM!
whyaskwhyb: see here's the thing: it's EASY to get ragheads to blow themselves up, but raghead PILOTS?
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whyaskwhyb: now that's perplexing
anonymouse: Have they scrambled f-15s yet? OUR CULTURAL LEGACY MUST NOT DIE!
MADneuman: hi Chaos Man
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Lilith: Hey Chaos
DasCNN: hey, someone claimed responsibility
whyaskwhyb: who?
duke0uke: The Discordians
DasCNN: reading the article now
whyaskwhyb: other than the palestinians?
DasCNN: err, it's still loading
ChaosIsrae: The Word trade Center, gone. Pentagon hit. FUCK.
DasCNN: FOX News reported Tuesday morning that the Democratic Front For The Liberation Of Palestine (DFLP) has claimed responsibility for the World Trade Center disaster.
whyaskwhyb: it was an OLD BUILDING ANYWAYS
DasCNN: their death knell
MADneuman: all sports events cancelled tonight
Rev_Baphom: DasCNN: an annonymous call gave them that claim..they deny it now
duke0uke: The Peoples Front of Judea
whyaskwhyb: 2 Jewish college kids called that one in
duke0uke: or The Judean Peoples Front
DasCNN: ahh
DasCNN: Judean Front's People
whyaskwhyb: FUCK OFF
anonymouse: Baphomet: Yassar Arafat denied it, but he's in charge of the Judean People's front, not the People's front of Judaea
xenon: oh...ok...will take with you later on...but for now...i need something to eat fast
whyaskwhyb: THE PEOPLES FRONT OF JUDEA
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duke0uke: *always look on the bright side of life*
DasCNN: Clyde Ebanks, vice president of an insurance company, was at a meeting on the 103rd floor of the South Tower of the World Trade Center when his boss said, "Look at that!"
duke0uke: * do doot do do do do do doot*
ptexFUCK: Eris is a bitch goddess.
Lilith: What about Judas?
Rev_Baphomet mumbles <splitters>
whyaskwhyb: NO SPORTS? OH THE HUMANITY!
Lilith: Oh, Judea. Never mind.
anonymouse: People called Romani, they go the house!
MADneuman: Even thought I never cared much for sports" -Frank zappa
ChaosIsrae: The Mossad certainly has reason to promote Arab -hate here. Not that I'm suggesting anything...
DasCNN: Dicerbo led his 44 colleagues down 47 flights of stairs, He staggered away from the building, his clothes torn; the workers were stunned, dazed and coughing.
duke0uke: Are they going to blow up the Internet?
whyaskwhyb: NOOOOOOOOOOO
whyaskwhyb: not THAT
whyaskwhyb: how will I get PORN?
MADneuman: no not that this is our lives for real virtual reality!
DasCNN: palestinian police stopped palestinian celebrations
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whyaskwhyb: thats a damn fine idea
DasCNN: "we don't want to get blown the fuck up"
anonymouse: whyaskwhy: Stock up on porn and cigarettes now. That will be the main form of currency in a couple days.
ChaosIsrae: "You could see people jumping from the upper floors"--MSNBC Shit.
whyaskwhyb: what with the head of the great snake being chopped off and all
MADneuman: and comic books!
Rev_Baphom: ChaosIsrael: a couple of them had images of it
MADneuman: Rev. really didn't know that
Cozmodiar: da mossad
Cozmodiar: word to your hassy
Lilith: "If anyone dies while you are kept in your fallout room, move the body to another room of the house. Label the body with name and address, and cover it as tightly as possible with cellophane, paper, sheets or blankets." -- beginning of Damad, "Worldless"
Lilith: Seemed like good advice to me. *shrug8
whyaskwhyb: who else would dump it into the side of a building to make a statement?
duke0uke: lil- did any jets crash into Redmond?
Lilith: Duke: Alas, no.
MADneuman: good advice a prophet!
anonymouse: Maybe it was a fashion statement.
duke0uke: lil- damn
DasCNN: I've read that a fifth plane has crashed
Lilith: Duke: The Space Needle is still standing, too.
MADneuman: Redmond is crashing into other buildings globally
whyaskwhyb: the G8 guys said they wouldn't go to China because the chinese would be TOO MEAN
Rev_Baphom: DasCNN: they landed a 5th plane and are searching it for bombs..but another crashed at an undisclosed location they say so far
whyaskwhyb: white people talk shit about this sort of thing but chicken out at the last minute
magdalen: back, did I miss anything
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magdalen: oh god, bush is praying again
DasCNN: A uniformed Secret Service agent, holding an automatic weapon, directs evacuees from a building near the White House on Tuesday. The Capitol, White House, Pentagon, State Department and other buildings were evacuated as an apparent terror attack spread chaos in the nation's capital
Cozmodiar: boom boom
whyaskwhyb: out go the lights
DasCNN: http://a799.ms.akamai.net/3/799/388/53c7c1d44fec19/msnbc.com/news/1160740.jpg
duke0uke: Where's Hellpope Huey when we need him?
Lilith: He's busy going BOOM.
anonymouse: Where IS Huey?
Cozmodiar: yo otto
rev_otto: In Afghanistan, taking vengence
Cozmodiar: on all net registration forms like for hotmail and such
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Cozmodiar: i've been putting afghanistan as my country for the past 5 years
rev_otto: might want to change that
MADneuman: John Hogue on Rense tonight. "Prophecy fullfilled"?
whyaskwhyb: thats going to bite you in the ass, isn't it?
rev_otto: scary to hear conversations about revoking civil liberties
jeek: Cozmo: Nice knowing you.
anonymouse: I just remembered: I signed up for a new usenet account recently, and I put my nationality as Afghanistan. It was a joke. Sorta. I put my age as 106.
MADneuman: Hi otto!
rev_otto: hoy
whyaskwhyb: I already heard Nostradamus ambiguously predictd this almost exactly
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Cozmodiar: ayo'
Ven0m: anyone in the us?
MADneuman: a hoy chips ahoy cookie monster
absFOOD: BUNG BUNG BUNG
anonymouse: I think Nostradamus did it.
absFOOD: BUNG_ BUNG_ BUNG
anonymouse: boom boom boom
MADneuman: Hi Cozmodiar!
jeek: It was JHWH-1.
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Ven0m: HOW MANY PEOPLE DEAD ANYONE??
DasCNN: a big fucking bunch
Rev_Baphom: unknown
Lilith: reThea *hugs tightly*
Thea: No one knows how many dead
DasCNN: thousands, probably
Ven0m: it's so damned SAd!
anonymouse: Venom: I don't know; it will be in the tens of thousands.
Thea hugs Lilith
whyaskwhyb: they just ran it back on infrared slo-mo and it was a GIANT FIST coming out of the sky
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Cozmodiar: BUNG!!
ChaosIsrae: 50,00 ppl worked in WTC.
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Cozmodiar: BUNG
ABSfuck: BUNG!
duke0uke: hi onan
ChaosIsrae: 50,000 I mean...
ONAN: DUKE OF UKE - got your call late, thanks, raincheck for sure soon
Cozmodiar: BUNG
MADneuman: Hi Onan of the Oregan
magdalen: ChaosIsrael: yeah, and only a few thousand are in hospitals right now
magdalen: so the rest...
rev_otto: two birds and two castles
rev_otto: we should find FT
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whyaskwhyb: 50,000 VISITORS is what they said this morning chaos
Cozmodiar: he's fine otto
whyaskwhyb: they said more like 110,000
ABSfuck: 5000 visitors
ABSfuck: 5000 visitors
anonymouse: Evil motherfuckers. Fucking lunatics.
MADneuman: cloud is still there
DasCNN: well, I haven't heard any news in half an hour
Ven0m: I can't get over it, how can they do it????????????
duke0uke: onan- can you account for your wherabouts this morning?
anonymouse: Venom: cause they believed.
MADneuman: because they didn't believe in "bob"
Cozmodiar: sure a lot of new faces in here today
ONAN: has david meyer been contacted? earthstation1 checked in
slitta: what about kafiristan?
ABSfuck: Anyone remember "ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK"?
whyaskwhyb: same way you do anything: think it up and FUCKING DO IT and don't take NO FOR AN ANSWER
Stang: James Baker was just on, saying as how Congress better let the CIA get back to assassinations and "dirty tricks" like in the old days if they don't want this to keep happening.
Ven0m: they're just fucken grrrr how can I say it?
Cozmodiar: sure a lot of new faces in here today
Cozmodiar: BUNG
Cozmodiar: BUNG
anonymouse: KURT RUSSEL DID IT!
magdalen: onan: meyer's number is not available -- all circuits busy
whyaskwhyb: CALL ME SNAKE
Lilith: Stang: HAHAHAHAHA.
MADneuman: ABSfuck: great movie
magdalen: I'll keep trying
ABSfuck: Cozmodiar- its fed in here because of us baiting echelon all the time by saying OSAMA BIN LADEN
ABSfuck: WACO
ABSfuck: Reno
Thea: Is the president in Virginia?
ABSfuck: Steak knife
MADneuman: Stang: about time
Ven0m: Where are you all FROM??????????????????
ABSfuck: The pestident is
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Stang: Maybe I should put a thing up fromt on SubSITE, telling NYC Subs to email me to "check in"? Should I post the log of this chat I wonder?
whyaskwhyb: poison Osama's cigars?
magdalen: the president is supposed to be in omaha now
ChaosIsrae: Barksdale AFB Louisiana.
MADneuman: James Baker is an ass-anator
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Ven0m: Is anyone in here actually from USA??????????????
magdalen: how he got there from louisiana is a mystery
magdalen: Ven0m: most of us are
Cozmodiar: almost all of us venom
ABSfuck: thea: no they have him in the midwest, and they are trying to get him to go to Colorodo springs "under the mountian"
whyaskwhyb: STANG: IF THIS ONES NOT RELEVENT WHICH ONE IS?
Ven0m: OMG, are you ok??????????
Cozmodiar: we're fine homes
MADneuman: Stang: yah do it!!! we need to know if the coven is okay!
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jeek: http://www.worldpeace.org/culture.html Happy International Day of Peace!
Ven0m: Well I'm from far away so hopefully I'm ok :)
Stang: I would be surprised if the CIA *hasn't* actually been doing that stuff all along anyway. OF COURSE they'd say they weren't!
duke0uke: my unix account has a "bin" directory -- does that link me to Osama bin Laden?
magdalen: Ven0m: we are an elite group of satirists. we're still figuring out if everyone in our group is ok
Thea: What a significant date 9-11 the ultimate emergency
anonymouse: Retired Gen. Wesley Clark, former supreme NATO commander, said the aircraft appeared to hit the southwestern side, or the Army side of the building, the area responsible for planning and logistics.
ABSfuck: rueters: CASTRO SAYS "GEET THOSE BASTARDOS, DUBYAH!!"
whyaskwhyb: everytime ANYTHING happens 10 years later they dig up some REALLY COOL info on what REALLY HAPPENNED
Ven0m: Mmhmm you're right Thea
MADneuman: hi thea you're on to the numerology
anonymouse: We've known for some time that some group has been planning this," he said, adding that "obviously, we didn't do enough" to prepare for such an attack.
ABSfuck: I wonder what castro has to say?
MADneuman: Castro rocks
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jeek: Good news!
magdalen: my god, american says they may start flying again at noon tomorrow
jeek: The Backstreet Boys were on flight 11!
Rev_Baphom: the cubans have expressed sympathy and stated that they oppose terrorisim against civilians
Thea: Of course I am MadNeauman, witch that I am.
Cozmodiar: hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaah
jeek: Oh, wait.. never mind. False alarm.
whyaskwhyb: Castro ignored it and said "PASS THE SWEET AND SOUR SHRIMP"
jeek: :(
Cozmodiar: oh
Cozmodiar: i almost got happy
Thea: And flight 93, how thelemic
Ven0m: ARE THE BACKSTREET BOYS OK?
Cozmodiar: no
Cozmodiar: i killed them
Cozmodiar: with a gun
Rev_Baphom: it was the OTO!
ChaosIsrae: We'll my lunch hours over. Warning: If you can give blood, do so; if yopu've got a spare twenny, sed it to the Red Cross, and whatever you do, DONT BELIEVE THE GOVERNMENT EXPLANATION.
anonymouse: 11 is thelemic too.
ABSENT: THE OTO DID IT!!!
MADneuman: thea I was thinking all dates added = 21
jeek: OTO?
Ven0m: GRRRRRRRRRRRR
duke0uke: ODO
ABSENT: jeek- no thanks, Im driving
magdalen: galleria mall voluntarily closed and evacuated
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Ven0m: WAS THE BACKSTREET BOYS REALLY ON A PLANE?
MADneuman: I was hoping the obvious 13 and 33
Cozmodiar: venom, yes
Thea: Is the red cross "allowing" gay people to donate their blood?
jeek: Ven0m: Apparently not.
ABSENT: VenOm- yes
Cozmodiar: they died
whyaskwhyb: MAD _ IT's 9-11 TODAY! LOOK NO FARTHER!
Cozmodiar: one of the planes
Cozmodiar: there were like 5
Cozmodiar: they are now dead
Ven0m: SURE WHATEVER COZ
ABSENT: WHATS THE 311????
ABSENT: PLZ?!!!!
ABSENT: OK?!!!?
Cozmodiar: BUNG!
Cozmodiar: BUNG!
ABSENT: BUNG!
ABSENT:
ABSENT: BUNG!
ABSENT: BUNG!
Cozmodiar: BUNG ^ bung POWER
Cozmodiar: bung CUBED
Cozmodiar: BUNG
ABSENT: A/S?L!??!
MADneuman: whyaskwhybot: 21 ace of spades cliff burton died in the bus crash!
Cozmodiar: bung years old/bung hole/bungspring bungerbama
ABSENT: BUNG^aleph 1
MADneuman: Metallica hippie!
MADneuman: coinciednce?
ABSENT: BUnger king
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whyaskwhyb: apparently
Cozmodiar: bungerama
ABSENT: Mayor McBung
Cozmodiar: stinky mcbung
magdalen: local news: flags are selling out at all stores that remain open
ABSENT: BungnanaBungma
whyaskwhyb: shouldn't LEMMY have died then MAD?
Cozmodiar: fucking patriots
Cozmodiar: ven0m is a new zealand spy
ABSENT: Osama Bung Laden?
ABSENT: ha ahaa
Cozmodiar: hw hahahaha
Cozmodiar: oooh
Cozmodiar: good one
MADneuman: whyaskwhybot:why your name whyaskwhy coincedence
Stang: Magdalen -- figures --primate lynch mob impulse comes to fore in times of big special effects.
ABSENT: TaliBUng?
Lilith: Now remember, folks, when you tape up the flag with your duct tape, tape up the flag so the blue is in the LOWER LEFT corner.
duke0uke: In Lemuria, the catholic schools are closed, but the regular schools are open . What does THAT tell you?
magdalen: well I'm going to get one
Cozmodiar slaps his knee and wipes away a tear
whyaskwhyb: speak ENGLISH MOTHAFUKKA
magdalen: don't want the neighbors to think we're funny
ABSENT: BungAskBungaskBung?
Stang: Magdalen -- you were SUPPOSED to have already HAD one!
Cozmodiar: bungy mggee
MADneuman: Lemmy died on the day of the song the one you see is a clone he has extra lumps on his face
ABSENT: CozMungiar?
Modemac: What will happen if the mastermind turns out *not* to be Muslim or Bin Laden?
Ven0m: This isn't ww3 is it?
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ABSENT: Cozbungiar?
anonymouse: I don't know what's scarier: primate lynch mob behavior or primate bung mob behavior.
Cozmodiar: abungsent
Lilith: Duke: Tells me the Virgin Mary knows something.
magdalen: Stang: whoops
Cozmodiar: bung!
ABSENT: Its amazing the way New yorkersa pulled together though
magdalen: we have a canadian one in the garage, will that work?
Thea: Magdalen, is your child home now?
Cozmodiar: ,11BUNG!
Cozmodiar: 2,11BUNG!
magdalen: thea: yes, he came home at eleven, praise dobbs
Cozmodiar: canadibung
MADneuman: Mr. bung an bungers
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ABSENT: Le2,11BUNG!lia
Cozmodiar: bung-o-rama
Cozmodiar: bungtastic
Thea: praise dobbs. My child has not left my sight since we got him.
magdalen: he is not worried about this at all, because he coincidentally got presents from grandparents in the mail today
ABSENT: 2,11BUNG!Tastic!!!
magdalen: he is busy beating up an inflatable spiderman
anonymouse: Mag: how old is he?
Modemac: Maggie: That's good Slack.
magdalen: he is almost six
whyaskwhyb: 36
Modemac: Slack is knowing that your child isn't hurt.
Thea: My son has stopped crying and is doing math.
anonymouse: Good. Too young to understand it.
anonymouse: I wish I was.
duke0uke: W says that we will "hunt them down". Sounds like the next reality TV show. "Terrorist!"
PtexHalfHe: Who can understand this shit?
ABSENT: ,4A/S/L!???!
MADneuman: whyaskwhybot: did you say speak english mothrfucker to me?
anonymouse: Duke: git the dogs out, boys!
Stang: Absent -- it i interesting the way New Yorkers, in that pressure cooker like environment, cuss at each other so constantly yet will "get real" when the chips are down. Probably that's true anywhere, it's just surprising in NYC because of their normal everyday surliness.
Cozmodiar: ,13BUNG?
whyaskwhyb: reality television is going to have a tough go of it this week
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Cozmodiar: ,13BUNG?
ABSENT: ,11BUNG!,4BUNG Cheney
PtexHalfHe: New Yorkers are really very cool, tho'.
whyaskwhyb: READ FASTA MOTHAFUKKA
Stang: Duke -- DON'T tell that idea to Fox!
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Modemac: BTW, is Howard Stern okay? Did he have to cut his show off?
ABSENT: ,11oochie,4wa wa
MADneuman: whyaskwhybot: I love you I really love you really do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
whyaskwhyb: http://www.worldpeace.org/culture.html
duke0uke: Mo- I was listening to him this morning. He stayed on the air, taking calls and forwarding news.
anonymouse: Modemac: No, it's people of the Jewish persuasion who have to cut tehir shows off.
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whyaskwhyb: again, whoever got that first that was a beaut!
ABSENT: Heh the palestines are acting like we would if htis happened to the French
Thea: whyaskwhy, have you heard from your brother?
ABSENT: they are just being humans ho
whyaskwhyb: Mad: I'll french you LATER
ABSENT: Duke- was he serious abouyt it?
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Slyde: afternoon, evening all.
ABSENT: Hy Phloyde
phloighd: so, economic ruin and war, ya think?
MADneuman: whyaskwhybot: okay but you have to germerman me later also!
whyaskwhyb: MY BROTHER IS DOWN AND SOUND. In San Fran ready to TAKE OFF on a Delta Flight when they were grounded
duke0uke: abs- yes, he was very serious, and very caring about he people in the city.
Slyde: not to be alarmist, but I heard that gas prices will be rising.
ABSENT: Sombdoy latvian me please
PtexHalfHe: why, does he have a place to stay?
Thea: I filled the gas tank ansd drew all cash from bank.
ABSENT: Slyde- HA@! I filled up this morning when iut happened
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humpty-du: hi all
Slyde: what about the subgenii in NYC? anyone check on them? is there anything we can do? a fund? donations? anything?
ABSENT: Zongree went out and bought firearms- removed cash from the bank
whyaskwhyb: Yup, he's a Delta flight attendant and they stay at all the posh joints on the tab'
Ven0m: WAS ANYONE THERE!
ABSENT: SLyde- Sexmortus==ok
MADneuman: hi humpty don't fall now
PtexHalfHe: GOOD.
ABSENT: slyde== no word from sifu
ABSENT: slyde== or Bleepo
Slyde sighs
magdalen: sifu is no doubt embalming bodies as we speak
Slyde: I heard the phones on the east side were gone
MADneuman: paranoia culture is mainstream now
Stang: Magdalen has been trying to phone some of the Subs we know there, but no luck getting through.
Slyde: we finally got through to chck on a friend of mine.
ABSENT: Anyone check on Mannix?
Thea trying hard not to hate the dancing Palestinians on TV
Slyde: thanx magdalen for this info too. I appreciate it.
MADneuman: the planes are out to get you
magdalen: ABSENT: I believe someone said Mannix was ok
humpty-du: why i'm falling
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phloighd: dancing palestineans?
absent: mags- thanks
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MADneuman: humpty fell off and put himself back together
phloighd: howabout Sinphulitus Exmortis, anyone heard from him
Thea: They are showing Palestinians Dancing for joy at what has happened phloighd
anonymouse: phloighd: This is a happy day for them. All those American satans dead.
Modemac: SEx is okay.
absent: SEXMORTUS is okay
Stang: I should probably split and put something up on SuBSITE telling NYC subgenii to email in to me and alt.slack.
magdalen: thea: the banks here have enforced limits on withdrawals
MADneuman: so be careful ahead of time
PtexHalfHe: dammit, it's really fucked, but I feel let down by the superheroes. Probably because it's only in that kind of sci-fi fantasy world where shit like this seems POSSIBLE.
Modemac: He showed up here on IRC at maybe 11:30.
absent: modemac- but always use a condom!
humpty-du: ok
Slyde: is there any thing they would need up there besides blood?
humpty-du: brb
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Slyde: like, goods and stuff?
MADneuman: Stang ya cool!
whyaskwhyb: STANG: IF YOU HAVE THIS LOG POST IT< IT"S A GREAT ONE AS FUCKED AS IT IS
magdalen: they need plastic surgeons and burn specialists
Thea: Slyde at this point no one knows what will be needed.
PtexHalfHe: Yeah, this one needs to be posted.
Log file closed at: 9/11/01 3:42:24 PM