WORLD TRADE CENTER ATTACK -- SUBGENIUS REACTIONS

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Log file opened at: 9/11/01 10:48:49 AM

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#subgenius: IvanStang @temujin9 @Modemac @sisterzute @greenterror @priestess @Thea @AbsRoving @Lilith @whyaskwhybot @evilgoat @MSakamoto @Rev_Dr_Dr_Lon @danarchy @magdalen @mqphive @LouMinatti @jeek @JimboCLASS @piscesWORK @frank @aseti @skullY

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Thea: What is it like in cleveland Ivan?

whyaskwhyb: i'm all wiggly like

magdalen: my theory is it's the G8 protestor anarchists

greenterro: hello ivan

magdalen: no one nation would dare to do this

magdalen: only people who have no one to protect would do this

temujin9: mags: too coordinated, I think

jeek: confirmed: F16 shot down a commercial airliner heading towards Washington

whyaskwhyb: mags: palestinians don't really have a nation, right?

Lilith: Peter Jenkin's Canadian accent is REALLY obvious right now....

magdalen: temujin9: they have a vast online network, at G8 they had an army of five hundred with sophisticated communications

temujin9: OTOH, it'd be a great reason to crack down on the internet. That's how the G8 anarchists have been organizing.

whyaskwhyb: jets have been scrambled to intercept a plane heading towards DC

magdalen: IvanStang: I'm glad you're here! Now we can lean on your wisdom as our tribal elder.

temujin9: mags: t9 works for prefacing

Lilith: Yasser condems the attack....

Lilith: DAD! *hugs*

whyaskwhyb: hey Stang this would have been a GREAT DAY to NOT TURN ON YER TV

greenterro: right

whyaskwhyb: YOU FUCKED UP ON THAT ONE

MSakamoto: http://www.msnbc.com/news/627028.asp

temujin9: wawb: didn't get that chance. got off the internet, and my mom called with the news

magdalen: t9: mirc auto-completes nicknames if you push tab

MSakamoto: they're evacuating buildings in london, too

magdalen: I hope revsex is ok, he's right there

temujin9: magdalen: oh, hey. neat feature.

whyaskwhyb: my kids go to school at 6:30 so we get up pretty early

whyaskwhyb: mags: my BROTHER lives 6 BLOCKS from the WTC

temujin9: Hell, I know *lots* of people living in NYC. Don't think any are near the trade center, but who knows.

Thea: I have sent Bud for my child.

greenterro: hear from him?

magdalen: whyaskwhybot: it's horrible, I'm so sorry.

Modemac: WAW: Have you spoken to him?

whyaskwhyb: all lines are either down blocked or jammed to capacity

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magdalen: but the chances are that he's ok, just can't get through to you because the lines are tied up

IvanStang: The government has just announced that as a result of this concerted attack by diverse subversive groups, martial law has been declared and members of the following groups are now being rounded up for re-education in prepared internment camps: Hamas, the NRA, Working Assetts, Greenpeace, Earth First, Mad Magazine, The Onion, The SubGenius Foundation... REALAmericans will be identified by their refusal to complain.

Thea: Oh the plan went down almost in Ohio

whyaskwhyb: hes aflight attendant for Delta as well, I hope to fuck he was out of town today

Lilith pees on Dubya's leg

magdalen holds whyaskwhybot

temujin9: IvanStang: Fuck you.

LouMinatti: Reagan would have had the middle east blanketed with nukes by now

magdalen: it's going to be ok

Lilith: CALM DOWN.

magdalen cringes

Thea: it has to be ok

magdalen: well, ok, it might not, but someone has to say that

Modemac: Ivan: Don't forget the "re education" camps for all Arab born Americans.

MSakamoto gives mags a big hug

greenterror is very confused with all this....

Lilith: OK, they are now saying there was no car bomb at the State Dept.

whyaskwhyb: he's ok I know it

temujin9: IvanStang: That wasn't funny. Okay, it was, but I thought you were serious when I started reading.

Thea: I would hate to be a brown person in america today

whyaskwhyb: he fukking better be

greenterror is taking a break from hate.

magdalen: what the hell are they blaming the palestinians for!!

whyaskwhyb: or I'll kick his fucking ass

magdalen: there is no WAY it was palestine

Lilith: You should've heard Stang making fun of Mount Carmel.

greenterro: later

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Modemac: Mags: Because TV tells us that Muslim terrorists are always behind everything. Remember the day when Oklahoma was bombed.

temujin9: Lilith: Mt. Carmel?

magdalen: shit dude, dubya is using this as an excuse to pick his favorite enemy for the war he's been wanting

Thea: My son is home thank the ghods

magdalen: that guy is SO going to hell

IvanStang: That enemy possibly being US.

Lilith: Tem: Waco. Branch Davidians.

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whyaskwhyb: look, I'll make fun of it too but LATER I want to know where my brother is first

IvanStang: This is a great way to start a crackdown on anybody that's giving you trouble.

magdalen: IvanStang: my theory is that this was done by spoiled rich kids, mostly american, the same people that protested at G8

Modemac: WAW: Does your brother usually work today?

whyaskwhyb: thats a damn good theory too

magdalen: well, that's my other theory -- Dubya did this himself

Modemac: WAW: Is the airport farther away from the world trade center?

Thea: I can remain more calm now that my son is here.

LouMinatti: the next to go will be disney world.

Modemac: WAW: If so, then your brother is most likely safe.

magdalen: I was just telling the Lord yesterday, there won't BE any 2004 election, there'll be martial law instead

Lilith: But "Texas Uber Alles" just doesn't SCAN right!

whyaskwhyb: he usually works allkinds of really stupid fucked up hours whenever they call him to wherever they send him

Lilith: Jello will be PISSED.

IvanStang: I AVOID the news but the A.C.E. guy Jeff called me and told me to check it out -- first thing I thought was, "FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB: DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB." Then I got very sick feeling on account of all the people being fucked up, which is exactly why I avoid the news.

Modemac: WAW: Okay, so is the airport further away than his home?

whyaskwhyb: that little fucker better get his ass out of bed and CALL ME

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mqphive: hahaha

magdalen: whyaskwhybot: the lines are tied up, but I'm sure he'll call any time they get free again

mqphive: lol @ all the people that came in here when the planes hit

whyaskwhyb: ON 3: EVERYBODY WILL MY BROTHER TO CALL ME

whyaskwhyb: 1

whyaskwhyb: 2

magdalen: shut up maphive, this isn't just a heroin dream

whyaskwhyb: 3

mqphive: lol

mqphive: i think its leet

whyaskwhyb: go sniff glue fuckface

mqphive: and what does heroin have to do with it

magdalen: well that's because you've fried your brain

temujin9: whyaskwhybot: call him. doubt it will work

mqphive: im not even on heroin

IvanStang: Whyaskwhy, your brother might well be out there helping to render aid and clear rubble.

whyaskwhyb: lines jammed/blocked/down

mqphive: you are some hateful motherfuckers in here for real

temujin9: is maphive being dumb again?

Lilith: Man, this commentator is ANNOYING.

mqphive: i dont even know you freaks , and yall wanna curse me ?

mqphive: yall is burnt up for real

Lilith: Nobody was expecting it because we were expecing a Hollywood style attack.

Lilith: Instead, we got DUH 101.

Modemac: Stang: More likely, all civilians are being evacuated. Maybe evenm the ones who want to help.

temujin9: whyaskwhybot: I bet all circuits into/out of NYC are jammed

whyaskwhyb: yes now shut your fucking drug addled mouth

mqphive: fuck you

Lilith is sure that SExmort is OK.

Modemac: He's in Queens. Is Queens close to Manhattan?

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mqphive: if you dont like me , you dont like me - bringing the fact that i do drugs into the equaytion is moronic

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whyaskwhyb: sorry

MSakamoto: don't apologize

MSakamoto: it was either going to be you or me

whyaskwhyb: hundreds of people burnt fromhead to toe

temujin9: whyaskwhybot: I was about to too

whyaskwhyb: from the gas flash I guess

Modemac: The hijackers wre obviously suicides -- this means there's no scapegoat to pin it on. So that means we'll probably bomb some country.

Rev_Dr_Lon: they said that the plane that hit the pentagon was supposed to hit the white house but was shot down by aa missles

whyaskwhyb: modemac: we were talking about that, it needs to be externalized to a tangible target

whyaskwhyb: I'm guessing Libya

Modemac: They're already tossing Bin Laden's name around, of course.

whyaskwhyb: not many pesky neighbors

Modemac: Which means they might blame the Taliban for it.

MSakamoto: mannix just asked about sexmortis

MSakamoto: any news?

whyaskwhyb: how do you bomb the palestinians into the stone age?

Modemac: How close is Queens to the WTC?

temujin9: whyaskwhybot: by giving them stone tools?

temujin9: okay, tasteless, I know...

MSakamoto: a united airlines plane just crashed into camp david

whyaskwhyb: they already GOT THOSE

IvanStang: Hundreds burnt and thousand more to learn about... and god only knows what insane repercussions there'll be... I HATE the news. I hate REALITY sometimes. It's hard to keep telling oneself, "Funny Little Monkeys..." Sometimes you just can't find anything funny about them.

MSakamoto: confimed by faa ... flight 983, i think they said

whyaskwhyb: I HATE THE NEWS TOO THIS FUKKING SUCKS

whyaskwhyb: FUCKING HUMANS

whyaskwhyb: FUCKING HUMANS

Lilith: The luck plane has crashed into the World Taint Center.

MSakamoto: today is the anniversary of the camp david accords

whyaskwhyb: FUCKING HUMANS

IvanStang: Lil !!!

Lilith: DADDY!

IvanStang: That is SICK, Lil. Thanks, I needed that.

temujin9: MSakamoto: aha. that's the reason for the date.

whyaskwhyb: lil: you won't be laughing if it fucks over your devival

Thea: Do I go to work?

Lilith: It's not a devival.

whyaskwhyb: I'd keep your fingers crossed,know what I mean?

IvanStang: I do feel that sick, depraved humor is an appropriate reaction to unthinkable horror.

magdalen: the dallas emergency action center has been activated at Level 3

magdalen: I don't even know what that means

Lilith: And this is the PERFECT event to unfold before this event.

whyaskwhyb: not a time for semantics

MSakamoto: mannix says to tell you that fighter planes just flew over his work

Lilith: For this IS a Long March.

Rev_Dr_Lon: all schools need to be shut down

Lilith: Now we have something to march FOR.

MSakamoto: (he can't irc right now - being at work and all)

whyaskwhyb: MSak: where?

IvanStang: Magdalen -- I lost my rulebook for Emergency Action, I was hoping you had one!

Thea: mags can you get someone to get your child for you?

MSakamoto: new jersey, i think is where he's at still

ChrisLee: So, Jimmy Carter is to blame for all this?

magdalen: I'm calling the school right now

Lilith is trying to keep a sense of humor, especially as she has had three hours' sleep.

Modemac: No word on Camp David on the TV.

Thea: Bud said that many parents were retrieving their children

IvanStang: I think my Emergency Response Code Manual is on an old Word v.1.0 file that I can't open except on my old dest Mac in the basement.

MSakamoto: it was on cbs

whyaskwhyb: hey Lil: member when you tiold me to fuck off cuz you were grouchy?

magdalen: they don't see any reason to send the kids home they say

whyaskwhyb: ok FUCK OFF, MY BROTHER IS 6 FUCKING BLOCKS FROM THE WTC

Lilith: If you wish to return the favor, go for it.

magdalen: luckily he comes home in one hour normally anyway

MSakamoto: if you want to get your child, it is your right, and they can go fuck themselves if they don't agree.

whyaskwhyb: and I mean that in the nicest way

magdalen: I don't have a car

Thea: How about the fact that I would rather filter this horror for my child than have him in a room of fearful worm children

magdalen: the Lord has it and he's an hour away himself

Lilith: Why: Dude, I understand, but what good does it do?

MSakamoto: mags, i wish i was in dallas, i would totally drive you to the school

Rev_Dr_Lon: we all knew this would happen

magdalen: the fastest thing is just to let the bus get him I suppose

whyaskwhyb: they just said there are several planes out there un accounted for they figure have been hijacked, it's not over yet

Lilith needs to call into the office, then call Judas

Rev_Dr_Lon: but nobody ever believed it would happen

LouMinatti: all New York trinkets and snow globes have been rendered useless.

Lilith: This shouldn't affect business out here, but still.

temujin9: whyaskwhybot: wow

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whyaskwhyb: Li: if they dump one in SEATTLE you might figure it out

IvanStang: My mother in law was supposed to fly home to Cleveland after visiting my parents in Dallas... this afternoon... I guess she'll be a houseguest a while longer.

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Thea: prostata

prostata: fuckn' a.

prostata: howdy Thea

whyaskwhyb: fukking B even

MSakamoto: new jersey, i think is where he's at still36

temujin9: `lo, Thea

MSakamoto: 636666

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magdalen: the lord is coming on

Lilith: Why: SeaTac and every other airport out here is shut down. I'm not worried.

MSakamoto: y+

IvanStang: I am just so fucking thankful that my son is no longer in NYC, at NYU!!! I totally sympathize with Whyaskwhyaskwhy re: his brother -- your stomach will be in knots until you hear him on the phone.

RevJC: Thnks to Frank for subverting my Companies firewall with his irc program!

whyaskwhyb: LIL: pay ATTENTION, there are LOTS OF PLANES unaccounted for RIGHT NOW

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whyaskwhyb: now I'm in a little shit town in N.AZ, but you are in SEATTLE

Thea: whyaskwhy, many planes diverted to canada

whyaskwhyb: get it?

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temujin9: whyaskwhy has a point. get away from downtown areas, especially symbols of capitalism.

prostata: downtown columbus is almost totally shut down right now.

prostata: that's where I am at the momment.

Thea: Avoid federal buildings

IvanStang: The end of Fight Club keeps coming to mind... it was FUNNY in the MOVIE.

temujin9: IvanStang: they avoided deaths in the movie.

prostata: funny, but scary too

RAMONES: is there someone who can tell me something more about attacking on USA???

RevJC: does anyone have confirmation of the camp david crash?

IvanStang: Yo Lord

Thea: There was a crash at Camp David?

whyaskwhyb: I know how to work steel and build things. remember Road Warrior? THATS WHO THEY COME FOR/TO

RevJC: Hey Stang.

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IvanStang: All the federal buildings everywhere have been evacuated.

RevJC: Welcome home.

Modemac: Idiots on TV are talking about Bin Laden, and flashing his face on TV.

prostata: CNN has no confirmation of anything but tradecenter and pentagon.

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Modemac: No word at all on TV about Camp David.

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IvanStang: Whyaskwhy = Humungous

whyaskwhyb: modemac: NOW IT BEGINS

MSakamoto: JC - secret service personell have told cbs that there was no damage to camp david, but that it appears that camp david *was* the target

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RAMONES: what is camp david?????

jeek: Camp David is the Presidental Retreat.

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magdalen: but he's not there right now

whyaskwhyb: I've always considered myself a smaller MASTER/BLASTER in ONE BODY

magdalen: we're not allowed to know where he is right this moment

Thea: Democratic Front for the Liberation of Palestine

temujin9: Good girl. Everybody, think good thoughts for Lilith.

magdalen: but doubtless it is somewhere deep underground

temujin9: Hope she knows how to "duck and cover'

MSakamoto: united flight 183 was the one that went down near camp david

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Modemac: Okay, got the confirmation about Camp David. Sorry.

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temujin9: How many planes so far? Four?

MSakamoto: 4

Modemac: Four.

RAMONES: how far away is green village from all this places??????

MSakamoto: confirmed by the faa

whyaskwhyb: DFLP was #31 on the charts yesterday but has shot to #! WITH A BULLET

magdalen: two at trade cwenter, two at pentagon, the one in philly and the one at camp david

MSakamoto: the faa has recordings of communications from aircraft from before crashes

whyaskwhyb: so far

temujin9: RAMONES: where is green village

whyaskwhyb: key words

RevJC: does anyone have a link to an internet audio feed that I could get to

prostata: waitaminute....one in PHILLY?

whyaskwhyb: so far

MSakamoto: right outside philly

temujin9: mags: where are you getting your news? radio?

MSakamoto: something that starts with a p county

magdalen: tv, and you guys

whyaskwhyb: pros: theory is it was shot down before it got to the target

magdalen: and chat.cnn.com #cnn_newsroom

RevJC: Lucily our boy Conbo bought a tv

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temujin9: hadn't heard about philly or the second at the pentagon.

magdalen: cnn audiofeed is down but their chat server is up

RAMONES: it should be in NYC

magdalen: the second at the pentagon is not confirmed

whyaskwhyb: the Pent. took a hit from a plane as well

IvanStang: ConBo bought you guys a TV? Just in time...

prostata: I have no radio in my office. and all the internet news sites are fuxored

magdalen: could just have been secondary explosion

MSakamoto: mannix said another fighter just flew over

whyaskwhyb: go HOME

RevJC: yeah a very small one, but it works

temujin9: RAMONES: your guess is as good as mine. use mapquest or something.

RAMONES: i am in europe

IvanStang: Keep in mind, half of what you hear from this point on will be rumor and "instant urban legend."

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whyaskwhyb: pros: look in the copy machine, remember Dr Strangelove?

temujin9: RAMONES: www.mapquest.com

RevJC: I have heard of 2 car bombs

Thea: RevSEx

RevJC: but now none

RevSExmort: Holly fukin shit

prostata: IvanStang: yep, you're sure right about that

MSakamoto: whew!

prostata: I sent my employee home.

temujin9: whyaskwhybot: haven't seen it, know the basics. what're you referring to?

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RevJC: outside the state building, but they have said that is now not true

IvanStang: SEX -- are you covered with rubble??

RevSExmort: Stang, I couldn't even get into work. I called in late

prostata: joy is on the phone...

RevJC: Stang: should have stayed at burning man, it was probably sfaer!

Modemac: SEX! You're okay!

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Thea: Local news running banner Columbus Police will be having press conference at noon and parents may get their children from school.

magdalen: Oh revsex we were so worried about you!

whyaskwhyb: Mags: a friend just trashed your g8 theory

RevSExmort: Yes, I'm OK but I fear for too many I know...

Modemac: Praise SEx! And praise sex!

RevJC: All Major dallas buldings have been evacuated

IvanStang: JC -- I was just thinking, "Jeez, and I thought it was spectacular when they burned that big statue."

whyaskwhyb: no white peole would kill themselves for allah

RevJC: BOA building, trade center

RevSExmort: We have an office one block away from the towers

MSakamoto: sexmortus - mannix sends his regards

Modemac: Sex: are you allowed to go out and look for them? Probablyu not, I suspect.

temujin9: RevJC: yeah, right. probably would have been targetted as a example of the hand of God striking the decadent

LilithVF: Well ain't my day fuxored. They closed down the Space Needle!

IvanStang: Whyaskwhy -- except for Cat Stevens

jeek: Plane over Toledo.

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RevSExmort: MSak: Back at him.... :)

RevJC: they have shut down DFW and police "with automatic weapons" are inside

IvanStang: Sexmortus -- "HAD" an office

RevSExmort: Stang:I'm afraid so...

Thea: I have heard no air traffgic In Columbus

magdalen: oh my belly is churning

temujin9: Sex: Praise Slacking off. You're alive, thanks to "Bob". Like you didn't owe his ass BEFORE.

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whyaskwhyb: they wouldnt go to China because of the possible atrocity

temujin9 hugs magdalen

prostata: Thea: no, nothing in columbus. but they've shut down the fed buildings and closed all the roads around the police station downtown. I had to sneak in the back roads to get here today

RevSExmort: I work in Mid-Town and wasn't planning any trips down-town today... So I was safe regardless...

MSakamoto: plane in pa was 80 miles southeast of pittsburgh

magdalen: whyaskwhybot: perhaps, or perhaps they wouldn't go to China because they were going to do THIS instead

IvanStang: Magdalen -- I felt the same way when the Gulf War started -- your belly will calm down and in two weeks it'll just seem like another miniseries -- like the Gulf War.

RevJC: I knew I should have bought bullets for that gun in my closet

temujin9: IvanStang: yeah, except for us draftables

MSakamoto: i knew i should have bought a gun for my closet.

RAMONES: something new???????

whyaskwhyb: head count: how many of you have GUNS?

Thea: prostata get out of downtown

RevSExmort: I still can't believe the world trade centers are gone...

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priestess: I don't have a gun, but I'm in London.

RevJC: we have several but NO BULLETS!

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RevSExmort: It's so earie to look where there were and see nothing but smoke..

Lilith: What do they call it? Section F?

magdalen: my god. who would have thought one would hear a reporter say "When the FIRST tower collapsed"

RAMONES: just like the bridge over DUNAV in NOVI SAD pretty sad isn ' it???????

IvanStang: Temujin -- aw, they wouldn't start the DRAFT again! (I would have been drafted for Vietnam but my flat feet saved my ass)

prostata: Thea: I had to send my employee home and someone's gotta watch this stuff. I'm on the edge of downtown in a building built like a bombshelter.

RevJC: SEX you can see it from where you are?

RevSExmort: I thought the end of the world was supposed to be one big blow-out, this piece by piece shit sux!

RevJC: you hear it?

RAMONES: just like the bridge over DUNAV in NOVI SAD pretty sad isn ' it???????

RevSExmort: RevJC: Yes,

Rev_Dr_Lon: i have several weopans handy right now

RevSExmort: It a clear day too

IvanStang: They wouldn't start the DRAFT again unless there was a WAR involving TERRORISTS and MARTIAL LAW.

Lilith: Tem: I can cripple you if it'd help. It's part of my Pope(ss) duties, if needed.

magdalen: temujin9: get the hell out there an save my female ass, ya young virile man!

MSakamoto: yeah!

prostata: my father was drafted for 'nam on his WEDDING DAY

RevJC: Ahh we could use a little martial law right now, damn kids are out on the streets too late anyway

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Lilith: Peter Jennings is reminding everyone that it may NOT be Bin Laden, the Palestinians, or any other Arab or Muslim group.

temujin9: Lilith: I'm manic/depressive anyway; play it up, and they'll never give me a gun

IvanStang: Sexmortis -- both Frank Zappa and ME predicted that the end of the world would take FOREVER and be very boring.

RevJC: didn't you see Mulan Magdalen

temujin9: magdalen: dammit, wish I could. got some other female ass I gotta save closer to home, if it comes to that.

prostata: Lilith: is peter jennings actually being the voice of reason now?

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Lilith: Tem: Tell them you really loved that seen in *Full Metal Jacket* when the private went nuts and blew away his Sarge.

RevJC: My gun and cloak are in the closet,

Lilith: Scene.

IvanStang: IT WAS FIGHT CLUBI TELL YOU!!

RevJC: I am too old to fight

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temujin9: Lilith: not a lie, either

MSakamoto: all government buildings have been evacuated, armed forces are being briefed, union station has been evacuated, most government officials have been sent home

MSakamoto: cbs

RevSExmort: STANG: Lower Manhatten is one big smokin pipe bowl.

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Lilith: OH GHODS.

RevJC: keep me updated I have no feed

IvanStang: The Con of Hate got itself a BIG hit out of that smoking bowl this morning...

temujin9: Lilith: ???

MSakamoto: it looks like manhattan is just on fire

magdalen: I'm on NBC, peter jennings is so soothing

Lilith: "How could a raghead figure out the controls of a soPHISticated airliner. Not airplane, a soPHISticated airliner."

RevJC: I think this is what they ment in Boston when they said we make jokes at unappropriate times

RevSExmort: I can't even make long distance calls...Phones are out, cell phones are out...

IvanStang: I sure am glad I'm not hooked on mass death like somebody out there must be.

temujin9: Lilith: who said it?

RevJC: upposed to wait like a day or so

prostata: hey, I gotta run. you guys BE CAREFUL OUT THERE

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SirSharpe: i can't believe they have that plane crashing into the Tower ON FILM

magdalen: nbc reporters are being evacuated

Lilith: Tem: ABC. Peter Jennings and someone else who I don't know....

whyaskwhyb: A BOMB JUST WENT OFF AT A SCHOOL

whyaskwhyb: NO SHIT

Lilith: Jennings sounded like the pissed Canadian....

prostata: what school?

jeek: wawb: Where?

Lilith: ?!?

temujin9: whyaskwhybot: details

MSakamoto: sharpe - they just showed it here, too, on cbs

whyaskwhyb: I'm waiting

magdalen: I'm looking at it "live" and it hasn't gone off yet on my tv

Lilith is glad Thea isn't here

IvanStang: I hate to admit it, but the second thing I thought after "FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB" was, "Gee, I hope this doesn't hurt the stock market too much!" Funny little monkey, me.

Lilith: She just got her kid back home.

RevJC: good got the news, our IT set up a server

Lilith: Stang: Nah, a war economy always stimulates the economy.

magdalen: stuyvesant high

temujin9: Lilith: seriously, if you think you are *anywhere* near a target; GET THE FUCK AWAY. We'll eat holes in our stomach worrying about you, but ulcers are nothing.

IvanStang: This is a day that will live in infamy.

MSakamoto: i need more tvs

Lilith: Tem: ?!?

MSakamoto: so i can watch all the channels

Lilith: Seattle is going to be OK.

magdalen: I doubt anyone is mad at Seattle, what with it voluntarily following the kyoto protocol and all

MSakamoto: people were jumping from the building, trying to get away

Lilith: Yes. WE SURRENDERED EARLY.

whyaskwhyb: BOMB "THREAT" they said

SirSharpe: welp...back to work on my bomb shelter....and they all laughed at me

IvanStang: MSakamoto -- its the little details like that which drove me away from all news reports.

Lilith: And as a sign of our commitment, we closed down the Space Needle.

RevSExmort: I gotta go.... This shit is freakin me out... I need to here from people I know in the area....

prostata: whyaskwhybot: oh, bomb *threat*

Lilith gives SExmort a BIG hug

temujin9: Lilith: okay. I trust your judgement. All the same, feel free to bug out anytime; we'll understand

prostata: ok I really am getting out of here now. see you later. Please be careful out there. Lock and load.

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temujin9 wishes Sex luck

RevSExmort: Thanx LIL.....

IvanStang: See, now the rumors of wars start. All the various groups taking credit OR being blamed, all the false alarms....

magdalen: "tim" of NBC is unavailable

magdalen: oh there he is

RevSExmort: Thanks all.... Maybe back l8r...

*** Signoff: RevSExmortus (A puff of smoke and I'm gone....)

temujin9: oogh; what a tagline for today, hunh?

magdalen: sick

Modemac: A reporter is 5 blocks from the WTC now.

Lilith: The live stream on ABC had a guy screaming his filthy mouth off.

magdalen: I need to pee

Modemac: Apparently the buildings right there are okay; WAW's brother should be okay.

magdalen: I feel like just doing it right here

MSakamoto: stupid msnbc.com, give me more news!

Lilith: NYC needs skin donors.

IvanStang: Plus the phones, mail, Net, and etc. are gonna be screwy for days, with a cost of BILLIONS all told. The American Con took a fairly big hit so far today... too bad us civilians and drop-outs have to eat Their shit along with 'em.

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Lilith: You know? I know that many think everything I say is "funny".

IvanStang: Mag -- let 'er rip!

magdalen: the president's whereabouts are unknown at this time

temujin9: Great. I should probably get downtown soon; I know some "sand niggers" here.

MSakamoto: he's probably underground

RevJC: sex: how many people are in the trade towers abbout?

MSakamoto: or hiding out at norad

SirSharpe: he's in mid-air

magdalen: what'll we do if he calls us from mexico and says, "I resign! You guys figure it out!"

IvanStang: The Pres is on a beach in Florida with his brother, chuckling evilly.

MSakamoto: then we get bubba

Lilith: But I remember getting in trouble in school when I got a bad flash about the Challenger explosion before anyone at school knew and they thought I was JOKING.

MSakamoto: and lay the smack down

SirSharpe: guess we'll be getting a missle defense shield aftewr all

Thea: I am on my way to work now. I will be home as soon as I can.

magdalen: if bush goes, and cheney goes, Senator Byrd will be president

temujin9: Talk about signs and portents. The doorbell rings, and it turns out to be UPS delivering my new BOOTS. I think it's time for a walk...

IvanStang: This also reminds me of when Kennedy was shot... ulp, I bet I'm the only one here who was conscious then.

magdalen: he's like a million years old

SirSharpe: yep

RevJC: flight 93 in PA

magdalen: oh yes, I suppose I should put shoes on

IvanStang: anybody else here REMEMBER the JFK assassination? It was a similar shock. Scxhools closing and teachers crying.

RevJC: not sure if same as in sommerset, pa

Lilith: Flight 93?!?

RevJC: to san fran

Lilith: "I'M ON WITH PETER. CAN YOU TURN THAT DOWN?!?"

magdalen: IvanStang: we remember challenger

temujin9: My mom's recommended making a blood donation, I thought I'd pass the recommendation on. There are going to be a lot of people needing vital fluids in the next few days.

MSakamoto: american flight 11 from boston to la, united flight 77 from dulles to la,

RevJC: United Airlines

MSakamoto: i remember seeing challenger on tv

MSakamoto: things like this just seem so unreal

magdalen: yeah

magdalen: I totally thought whyaskwhybot was joking

RevJC: General westly clark on phone.

Lilith: Not a bad idea.

IvanStang: The Gulf War started on my daughter's 11th birthday... boy did that burst her balloon. Pearl Harbor happened on my mother's 12th birthday.

RevJC: from Little rock

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Lilith: I wonder if they'd accept my transsexual blood NOW.

Lilith: EEP.

MSakamoto: i wouldn't have even known if i hadn't stopped watching espn2

ChrisLee: is transexual blood inferior or something?

magdalen: I wouldn't have known either except I always glance at alt.slack in the mornings with my coffee

RevJC: more trouble on the way

MSakamoto: challenger exploded on my mom's 33rd birthday

Thea: Good bye my friends and family. I will be back soon.

temujin9: Lilith: probably not. I lie about being bisexual every time.

Modemac: No, but Lil takes hormones and stuff. Her blood is TAINTED.

RevJC: gee that is positive.

magdalen: see, Lord -- and you mock my alt.slack fetish!

ChrisLee: check.

MSakamoto: i had read alt.slack earlier, before it happened

Modemac: Maggie is my fetish.

RevJC: "command and conrol of airforce is solid"

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RevJC: "more aircraft out there"

RevJC: "we must be ready for what happens next"

Lilith: I'm a potential HIV risk, even though I hardly have sex as is and don't like sex with guys.

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RevJC: oh by the way aids was cured

temujin9: Lilith: I'd refuse to give blood on the grounds that they're assholes for not accepting it, but they're not the ones that need it...

Lilith: Exactly.

magdalen: I don't weigh enough to give blood

RevJC: just thought you'd like some good news

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Lilith: JC: Milagro! When was this?

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RevJC: bread it on cnn yesterday

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magdalen: not a cure, a vaccine

magdalen: monkeys have stayed aids free for two years now

RevJC: monkeys have been immune with vacine for 600 days now

RevJC: ccined died

RevJC: while 80% not vaccined died

temujin9: Isn't it ironic? Don'tcha think?

magdalen: yep

magdalen: and we all thought we'd be fucking like minks on the day they cured aids

MSakamoto: i should give blood. i wish they'd come to me, though, because i have not a whole lot of gas in the car.

RevJC: I would give you the link but... I dout youd get to it now

temujin9: MSakamoto

Lilith: AH. Well, it's going to be a while before we know if they are properly vaccinated.

Lilith: No, it's OK.

RevJC: not tried on humans yet

MSakamoto: http://www.cnn.com/2001/US/09/11/worldtrade.crash/index.html

RevJC: ut pretty good huh!

Lilith: It's good news, but doesn't changes blood policies now.

Lilith: On the other hand, this is Seattle.

temujin9: MSakamoto: it won't make a diff right now. It'll make a diff in a day or two, as the supply gets dipped into

magdalen: brb

temujin9: confirmed; four crashes so far.

magdalen goes outside a minute

RevJC: back to the news...

RevJC: "however did this lives somewhere"

RevJC: "and is supported by someone"

Lilith: Great, we get to hear about what they're doing in Washington State....

Lilith: A double sandbag wall....

IvanStang: Wei just called and told me they had cops all over the Cleveland airport due to a bomb scare.

Lilith: And they're handing out little fire extinguishers to everyone. Great.

RevJC: Black copters are up

Lilith: WAY TO GO SEATTLE!!!

IvanStang: See, the fuck-heads will be taking advantage of the confusion to create false alarms and hoaxes.

temujin9: I think I'm going to leave in a bit; like I said, got friends to attend to.

Lilith: Tem: Joking aside... *big hugs* I hope all is well on your end.

IvanStang: Papa Joe is probably calling Talk of the Nation right now to get his two bits worth in.

RevJC: General Clark "President is being taken to where he can best control the situation"

Lilith: "Hi, Ray."

Modemac: The TV said the President is going to Andrews Air Force Base.

temujin9: Lilith: no bad news so far, and AA is a pretty progressive town. OTOH, Pinks are Pinks everywhere, and I'm a big fucker with a talent for stopping shit.

Lilith: What, the bathroom?

Modemac: All their base are belong to him.

MSakamoto: which means he's going somewhere completely different

MSakamoto: he's going to go sit in a corner at norad and cry

Lilith: They're running a couple of ferries so cars aren't stranded, but most are shut down.

temujin9: Everybody, keep cool. Remember, no matter what; either it'll happen so fast that it won't matter how much you worry, or it'll happen slow enough that you'll have time to panic, calm back down, and make plans.

Lilith: The Space Needle is closed... OH GHOD WHAT TRAGEDY!!!

temujin9: Love you all, I'm out.

Lilith: SeaTac is shut down, and they're sending people home....

IvanStang: A sudden thought -- what horrible artwork is Fernandinande LeMur perpetrating right now, even as we type?

MSakamoto: the plane leaving from boston had 81 passengers and 11 crew, the dulles one had 58 passengers and 6 crew

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IvanStang: The thought of what happened on those planes creeps the FUCK out of me.

MSakamoto: they have confimed that it was in fact flight 93 that crashed at camp david

Lilith: I hate that fortune cookie.

Lilith: Stang: NO DOUBT.

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RevJC: united 175

Lilith: Stang: I should call Camp Long at some point and make sure all is business as usual.

IvanStang: It's almost worst than thinking about what happened in the buildings, but that's mainly because the scene in the buildings is too big and awful to be comprehended... I pray we never have to comprehend anything like that.

RevJC: missing

Lilith: We NEED Dobbs' Long March.

RevJC: to LA

RevJC: boston to LA

RevJC: 4000 flights a day

RevJC: on average

IvanStang: How many airline pilots are going to crash a plane into a building just because a terrorist has killed everybody else on the plane and has a gun to his head? Whoever did this included 4 people who knew how to fly fucking airliners. Seems to me like.

RevJC: I agreee

Lilith: Peter Jennings is blabbing about the threat to the Space Needle on New Years' Eve 1999.

RevJC: I think that may also be why the planes crashed in PA

RevJC: the piolots crashed them before the were killed

IvanStang: Cripes, Wei's Mom was gonna be flying today. Hail Connie, it was to be late this afternoon. Guess she'll stay at the ranch for a few days...

Lilith: Good thing.

green: latest news: austrian government is shocked.

IvanStang: JC -- man, think what a horrific scene that must have been -- pilots with guns to their heads... FUCK!!

Lilith: OOH, good one.

magdalen: back

RevJC: wire reports from Gihad

MSakamoto: the centers for disease control and prevention in atlanta was evacuated

RevJC: attacks are consicence of polocy in middle east

Lilith: Stang, you're not freaking, are you?

magdalen: still though, I wouldn't think the pilots would do it

RevJC: unconfirmed

IvanStang: Lil -- I try to ALWAYS be freaking, don't you?

magdalen: I think whomever did this knew how to fly the planes

RevJC: consicuense

RevJC: damn wish I could spell

MSakamoto: they had to, it would just be dumb luck if they managed to stay in the air long enough to reach their targetr

Lilith: Stang: I dunno, after it happens uncontrollably on its own for a few decades it gets a bit OLD.

MSakamoto: no way it would be right three times in a row

RevJC: going to set tea.

RevJC: brb

magdalen: we are at war "in effect", but still no speech from the chimp

magdalen: palestinians are celebrating, though their leader says he condemns the attack

IvanStang: I guess about 5 years ago the United Terrorists Union decided that MORONS hijacking planes wasn't working, so they educated the morons on how to fly commercial airliners.

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Lilith: Stang: Sounds like a good idea. But, "united"?!?

magdalen: "we are so vulnerable because of all those things that make us so great," jennings says

Modemac: United, the way we're united.

Lilith: Most terrorist groups these days are almost like "Firefight" from *American Flagg*.

bonzo: I'm just hoping there were no biological weapons on board

MSakamoto: they evacuated and closed the irs service center in covington, ky

bonzo: anthrax could take out NY in three days

Modemac: Bonzo: Hopefully they're not that smart.

bonzo: HOPEFULLY

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Sir_BloodT: welll......

LouMinatti takes a deep breath

Sir_BloodT: ...Just saw the news...What THE FUCK is happening over there

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Modemac: Bonzo: Even in spite of all this, this isn't Hollywood. Criminals are stupid.

RevJC: giving out phone num,bers to check on flight

Lilith: All LeMur has said so far is, "Treasure building bombed"... which it WASN'T.

Lilith: There was a rumor of a car bomb.

Modemac: BT: Terrorist attacks. World trade center in NYC destroyed.

Sir_BloodT: some nutters are driving planes all over the place,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Sir_BloodT: yeap

Lilith: But that was bogus.

IvanStang: I imagine that many of the Earth people have big grins on their faces right now -- the American gov't side of the Con has MANY enemies and the targets spell out "MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX".

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magdalen: well, one has to disperse the anthrax somehow, you can't just toss it out a plane, it has to land in the water

Sir_BloodT: the car bomb was disarmed

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Lilith: So LeMur picks on rumors but not on news.

green: those grins are sick

Sir_BloodT: Well

Sir_BloodT: you know

bonzo: that's a good

RevJC: no official reports on flights

bonzo: but what if they released some air borne virus

Lilith: I have a grin, too.

bonzo: were all fucked

MSakamoto: american flight 77 from dulles to la, american flight 11 from boston to la, united flight 175 from dulles to la, united flight 93 from newark to san francisco

Legume: What's going on in Cleveland?

Lilith: That grin is on the face of "Bob".

magdalen: my god my god

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bonzo: send an X-ist beem ship

Lilith: "His smile is the one that looks friendly, but so does the grin of a shark."

magdalen: the trade towers are GONE

bonzo: BEEM ME UP BOB

green: who's that guy, god?

Mikkel_de_: so I guess this is it....

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RevJC: Flight all diverted to Canada

IvanStang: Hey Legume -- they had a bomb scare at the airport and they sent gov't workers home... my wife will be home soon.

bonzo: re @ mags

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green: danke mag

RevJC: .old news

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Herc: nice tpoc

RevJC: they should stay when they get there!

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Sir_BloodT: some years ago USA issued some Warnings for peple travveling to Greece saying that we have a "High percentage of terrosism" and that "visitors are comming here at their own risk" cause after all our airlines can be easily taken over by terrorists....shouldnt i have quite of a "well,who`dhave thought" smile onj ma face?

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IvanStang: You know, my friends, every time it's merely a multiple bombing that kills thousands, we should count our blessings that it wasn't a germ attack that kills millions.

Sir_BloodT: some years ago USA issued some Warnings for peple travveling to Greece saying that we have a "High percentage of terrosism" and that "visitors are comming here at their own risk" cause after all our airlines can be easily taken over by terrorists....shouldnt i have quite of a "well,who`dhave thought" smile onj ma face?

Legume: Chas says there's a plane on the runway surrounded by security forces and another being tracked over Dayton by military jets

LouMinatti: wow... fuckall people really died

LouMinatti: .000833 % of world populatio... give or take'

IvanStang: Legume -- hmm, maybe not a scare after all. I'm glad the Queen Mom wasn't flying from Dallas to Cleveland THIS MORNING. (She was scheduled for this afternoon.)

Legume: This is horrendous

MSakamoto: they're stopping all afterschool activities around here, they've shut down the race track

ChrisLee: the race track?!?

Koenig: WTO week

IvanStang: There are probably some of our SubGenius brethren who are not online here because they KNOW somebody in one of the directly affected areas. Too bad I don't believe in praying, or I'd pray.

Sir_BloodT: fuck....

Sir_BloodT: well

Sir_BloodT: who was in this planes?

Sir_BloodT: wh o did it?

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Lilith: Nobody knows yet.

MSakamoto: Yes, the horseys will not be running today at River Downs.

Legume: I can't help but think about all those people sitting at home, seeing this and knowing, "My wife/husband/son/daughter was there"

magdalen: gerald ford makes a statement: we must retaliate

Koenig: The butler did it!

Lilith: But it's fairly certain that it was probably terrorists who learned how to ...

Sir_BloodT: Oh

RevJC: latest rumor is the "Gihad"

Lilith: There's a United flight still missing.

Legume: Stang, where's XANDY?

Sir_BloodT: I SAW BOB DOING IT!!!!!!!

Sir_BloodT: HE CONFESED TO ME

IvanStang: Legume -- in dallas, thanks for asking.

Lilith: BloodThorn: ...Learned how to fly the planes.

IvanStang: It was Fight Club.

Sir_BloodT: he?

Legume: Jeus, Stang that was one of the first things I thought of

Sir_BloodT: i didnt see brad pitt innit

RevJC: I don't understand why the buildings fell

green this is kamikaze-day.

Sir_BloodT: neither did i

RevJC: the force of the impact?

Sir_BloodT: well...are they still called the twin buildings?

Lilith: JC: Because a lot of the support was destroyed.

DeleriuM: I'm in australia and it's all over ever channel here...I can't imagine what it would be like over there.

MSakamoto: you'd think that it would have happened sooner, if that was what caused it

magdalen: mayor of cleveland says plane made emergency landing at cleveland because of possible bomb, but so far no confirmation on that

Sir_BloodT: well...are they still called the twin buildings?

MSakamoto: somehow, i doubt that they are

magdalen: they're gone, man

magdalen: there's nothing to call

green: they're called no buildings...

RevJC: Peter jenning was calling it the single tower for a while

IvanStang: Legume -- Xandy graduated last year and was working in Dallas (with Jesus, for the Devil) until just last week, when his job ended.

MSakamoto: they say casulaties to number "in the thousands"

Sir_BloodT: yeap

Koenig: I luv NY

Sir_BloodT: i heard about 200 dead (plane passengers) six dead from the buildings and a thousand or so injured

magdalen: "the pentagon has been attacked by an airliner", jennings says with a wry tone of voice

green: tom clancy on the phone--what is he saying?

Lilith: A pilot went on the record to say that he's POSITIVE the terrorists must have learned how to fly the plane because no pilot could possibly go turncoat.

magdalen: it's true

RevJC: Islamic fanatics?

Sir_BloodT: maybe

magdalen: they're all decent guys

RevJC: looseing my connection

Lilith: Militia?

magdalen: plus they put stuff in their coffee

Lilith: Mags' theory?

DeleriuM: The Talaband are about to make a statement.

Sir_BloodT: USA is not on good terms with iraq/iran

MSakamoto: osama bin laden said last week that he was going to attack america, and that it would be big

IvanStang: This kind of thing has been happening in the MOVIES for many years now. Where's the real life Bruce Willis when we need him.

Lilith: Iraq announced they shot down a spy plane.

magdalen: oh please, the taliban are not going to attack us when we've just given them so much money

Lilith: I think they would NOT have done that if they knew about the attack.

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Sir_BloodT: well Bruce willis was propably having a blowjob when this happened

Sir_BloodT: ooops ...willy`s i meant

magdalen: screw bruce willis, it's superman we need

Lilith: Mags: I think it was the Bush girls and a frat boy they managed to talk into getting the third plane.

IvanStang: That John Doe guy that was with Tim McVeigh, but didn't get caught -- he did it.

Sir_BloodT: Superman?

magdalen: this was an inside job, I'm tellin ya

Sir_BloodT: He is busy with lois lane

magdalen: whoever did this had american help

Lilith: OH SHIT.

DeleriuM: <shrug> We don't get a whole lot of news like the US giving the talaband money over here.

Sir_BloodT: Cmon guys

magdalen: DeleriuM: we've given them at least 40 million

Lilith: Del: Here?

DeleriuM: I'm in australia.

Sir_BloodT: i cant believe that a bunch of terrosrists did it by themselves

Lilith: Ah.

DeleriuM: 40 Mill? What for?

IvanStang: First rule of Fight Club...

Sir_BloodT: They actually did what they couldnt do with rockets

Lilith: I can.

magdalen: open gas lines are exploding

Sir_BloodT: they used the plane as rockets

DeleriuM: They've still got 2 australians in jail awaiting a trail.

Lilith: You need a GPS, guns, and the means to sneak through the airport.

magdalen: and you can't get through the airport if you look like a fanatic

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Lilith: BTW, for those going to Tampa: IXNAY ON THE OPFRAY ON THE ANEPLAY.

IvanStang: Magdalen -- I do all the time!

top_cat1: the gps its already in the airplane

Legume: fuck tampa. I aint going

magdalen: IvanStang: no, you look like a COOT, not a fanatic

jeek: All flights are down.

IvanStang: I look like a fanatic and they NEVER seach me! They always search straight looking people and little old ladies.

Sir_BloodT: well

jeek: No planes can take off.

Sir_BloodT: any way guys and gals

Sir_BloodT: what will be the impact of this?

Lilith: Yes, but I don't think the planes will be grounded THAT long.

Sir_BloodT: No world war 3 i believe

IvanStang: Legume -- when was Tampa to be? This weekend?

Sir_BloodT: No world war 3 i believe

top_cat1: there is another crash in camp david

LouMinatti: Wow...One of the passengers called a woman he knew at DFW airport and told her they had stabbed two of the stewardess'....the plane crashed while he was talking with her

ChrisLee: last weekend in month

Lilith: Stang: Two weeks from this weekend.

magdalen: nbc showing scenes of palestinians throwing candy, laughing, and shouting "God is great"

Legume: tampa, weekend of the 28th

Sir_BloodT: what god?

DeleriuM: Would your government declare military law over something like this?

magdalen: laugh now, palestinians. You're getting nuked, whether you did it or not

Sir_BloodT: they have no god

IvanStang: Magdalen -- I'm sure there's planty of that happening.

Sir_BloodT: NO NUKES!!!!!!

IvanStang: Magdalen -- AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

green: no fun!

Sir_BloodT: NUKES ARE BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH (WORSE THAN CIGGARETES)

Legume: Hey Bloodthorne, y'know what? Yer a fuckin' idiot

magdalen: dude, this means nukes

Sir_BloodT: and we are a fucking "CLOSED " PLANET

magdalen: did you think we were KIDDING?

Sir_BloodT: NO lEGUME

Sir_BloodT: IM NOT

magdalen: we don't have them for nothing

Sir_BloodT: well

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Sir_BloodT: nukes are bad

Sir_BloodT: you know why?

magdalen: we are teh only nation to have ever used them, and we will use them again

Sir_BloodT: its like farting in a closed room

Lilith: Dubya gets to pretend to be a great warrior.

magdalen: of course they're bad, but our leaders don't CARE

Sir_BloodT: radiation is going all over the place

magdalen: it doesn't matter, it's a point of honor

Sir_BloodT: radiation will go to USA too

magdalen: you do this to us, you get nuked

Sir_BloodT: well yeah

green: you're the greatest nation, magdalen

Lilith: BloodThorn: Bush doesn't care.

Sir_BloodT: but cancer is a matter of death

Sir_BloodT: Bush is an idiot!He cant speak right!

DeleriuM: Yeah, ever notice that you've built big fucking nuclear/military bases in our country, so they'll bloe us up first to get rid of the bases.

Lilith: DUH!

DeleriuM: e/w

Lilith: And he has his finger on THE Button.

Koenig: Has anyone compared this to Pearl Harbor?

Lilith: MANY times.

MSakamoto: order of events:

Sir_BloodT: me!

MSakamoto: south tower hit, north tower hit, air traffic shut down, bush speaks, crash at pentagon, south tower collapses, north tower collapses, crash in somerset county

Legume: No, Bloodthrone, nothing to do with nukes. You're an idiot because this shit isn't FUNNY

magdalen: well, they might not use the nukes, they might use some of the more advanced secret stuff, depends on who they decide to retaliate on

Sir_BloodT: ~well

whyaskwhyb: still haven't heard from my brother but my Mooms phone is busy so theres hope!

Sir_BloodT: at least guys do it quick

Sir_BloodT: Greece doesnt have any nukes

Sir_BloodT: id appreciate it if you bombed em quick

whyaskwhyb: see those palestinians partying in the streets?

magdalen: we have to pick who we're going to blame

magdalen: whyaskwhybot: yeah

Sir_BloodT: well

Sir_BloodT: Not the Greeks is suppose

whyaskwhyb: DUMB FUCKS

magdalen: no, probably not the greeks

Lilith believes in sick humor for sick times

Lilith: Not that this isn't SERIOUS AS ALL FUCK.

whyaskwhyb: Arafat is all "SORRY SORRY SORRY BAD BAD BAD"

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green thinks he gets lilith's point

Lilith: Not that the Rupture isn't nigh IMMANENT now.

magdalen: well

whyaskwhyb: Arafat probably realizes whos going to EAT SHIT FOR IT

Lilith: Not that the next eight years aren't suddenly looking REALLY grin.

Lilith: Grim.

magdalen: the world is going to burn up from global warming in ten years anyway

Lilith: (Slip.)

Sir_BloodT: well

magdalen: do you think it's over now?

whyaskwhyb: if you think NY looks bad checkk out PALESTINE in the next few weeks

IvanStang: I don't think the US is gonna nuke ANYBODY... it's bad press. The "smart bomb" routine is much better for the advertisers... use the fancy high tech shit, make an MTV video of it (a la Gulf War, Libya) -- nukes have little revenue potential. Or, one can just do secret wars and not SAY anything about it in the mass media, as we do all the time.

Sir_BloodT: at least i hope you know what tyou are doing with these nukes

Lilith: Mags: Eh, nuclear winter will balance out the greenhouse effect. Ditto radiation, for that matter.

magdalen: Ford wants nukes

Sir_BloodT: couldnt you just spray them with weird chemical?

Legume: Mags, there's still a hijacked plane in the air somewhere

DeleriuM: What happened to the second plane they suspected of being high jacked and heading towards washington?

whyaskwhyb: No nukes, I think they are going to BOMB FUCK out of SOMETHING tho

magdalen: DeleriuM: still unaccounted for

Sir_BloodT: you know.....kill them with something like insecticide

Lilith: Let's just drop stone Buddahs onto Afghanistan.

Sir_BloodT: you know.....kill them with something like insecticide

whyaskwhyb: Legume: they say a bunch are unaccounted for

magdalen: we don't use that chem stuff

magdalen: we use nukes

Sir_BloodT: well

Sir_BloodT: im up fotr the chemmical stuff

magdalen: that's why we're the only superpower

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magdalen: we're the only people crazy enough to actually use nukes

Mikkel_de: "we" don't use anything before "we" know who did it

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Asquire: what the hell..are we going to war???

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whyaskwhyb: mags: DONT SAY WE

Sir_BloodT: if u spray them with a micture of Orange agent,LSD and piperazines this will give em a lesson

whyaskwhyb: THEY

magdalen: probably, Asquire

IvanStang: Whyaskwhy -- right... they will probably do some revenge jet strikes, trying to hit more "bad guys" and less "civilians," due to the bad press of civilian-maiming.

whyaskwhyb: ok?

Sir_BloodT: if u spray them with a micture of Orange agent,LSD and piperazines this will give em a lesson

magdalen: ok, They

DeleriuM: Great, our prime minister(like your president) just got us to give all our private guns back so now if something starts we can't protect ourselves.

whyaskwhyb: THEY

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magdalen: Id on't know, they're pretty mad

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magdalen: nukin mad

Lilith: Asquire: No idea what's happening yet.

whyaskwhyb: CANADA OH CANADA

Sir_BloodT: come on!!!!

The_Boogie: hi

ChrisLee: huh. has anyone seen commecials for that new teevee series 24 HOURS? about a terrorist attack on US, i think, each episode in the series equals one hour in the day...

magdalen: dude, have you ever looked deep in bush's eyes?

Sir_BloodT: when America diminshed us we didnt want to nuke u

magdalen: that man's biggest wet dream is to use nukes

whyaskwhyb: he has eyes?

Lilith: Asquire: Except that two different airliners were flown into the World Trade Center--each tower--and the third went into the Pentagon.

Lilith: SECOND CRASH!

MSakamoto: his eyes are deep?

Asquire: my Marine friend called me....he told me that the 3rd plane didnt crash it hit a militay installation in pittsburgh ( explains why no news shots of that crash)

Sir_BloodT: just spray them

IvanStang: But then, we are KIDDING ourselves if we think we'll ever really know what went down. About the onlt hing I BELIEVE about this mes so far is that buildings were destroyed and people were killed and maimed, a shitload of people. Other than that, EVERYTHING is suspect.

Lilith: United 175 767 Boston->LA down, location unknown

whyaskwhyb: Stang: you know it

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RevJC: my news feed went down

Lilith: Stang: NO SHIT.

Sir_BloodT: God save the bush

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whyaskwhyb: SOMEBODY had some SERIOUS INFRASTRUCTURE to pull this off

top_cat1: there is a 4th plane in camp david!

^Z^: àôùø 'á/ùä àåô??

Asquire: Pentagon is burning away?? i thought we had GOOD fire security

Sir_BloodT: How many crashes were there?

^Z^: øâò

Sir_BloodT: i heard abvout 3-4

The_Boogie: 3

Sir_BloodT: oh

Mikkel_de: plus a car bomb

Lilith: Four.

Asquire: top cat---- where did you hear that?

Lilith: No car bomb.

Sir_BloodT: cant they check bodies..well....whatever is left of them

Lilith: They retracted that.

IvanStang: JC -- I was watching ABC tv earlier and the screen went blank for a second -- at that moment I was personally scared -- then it popped back on.

Mikkel_de: no car bomb? i think i saw it on cnn

Lilith: No car bomb at the State Department.

Sir_BloodT: maybe dental records can show who is to blame for

Rev_Dr_Lon: msnbc keeps showing a tape of a man blowing snot on a fireman

Lilith: Dental records?

top_cat1: so far i heard 5 2 in WTC 1 in pentagon 1 in pitsburg 1 in camp david

Sir_BloodT: yeap

Lilith: You think bodies survived?

MSakamoto: they said that there was, but then they retracted it

Sir_BloodT: from the bodies in the plane

^Z^: hye

Sir_BloodT: severed in a way

RevJC: Stang: ours did the same her, all staic, and I though oh shit

^Z^: gyes!!!

Lilith: Camp David? I haven't heard anything about that at all.

top_cat1: thats right 1 bomb car

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IvanStang: See, I grew up believing that a huge electromagnetic pulse from a nuclear war was ALWAYS about to make all the radios and TV shut down... I was expecting that throughout my entire teenage years.

DeleriuM: Whats Camp David?

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whyaskwhyb: somebody had to do it

top_cat1: i heard about it in mexico

Rev_Dr_Lon: camp david is where the president goes when he needs to work, but relax too

IvanStang: I have spoken to Russians my age who were even MORE paranoid during the Cold War. They were REALLY scared of us. But then, they kept doing Civil Defense Fallot drills all through the 70s and 80s.

Asquire: So far the targets have been : Twin Towers and Pentagon :::::: Speculation exists about A Military installation, Camp David, and numerous state buildings

Lilith: BRB, pee.

top_cat1: thats right rev dr lon

MSakamoto: secret service agents said that camp david wasn't hit, but very close to it, and it appeared that camp david *was* the target

IvanStang: Our military had given up on the notion of ANYONE really surviving a nuclear war, so our civil defense practices petered out.

Sir_BloodT: what is camp david?

Sir_BloodT: i mean why is it so important?

MSakamoto: camp david is the presidential retreat

Asquire: Sakomoto;;;i havent heard that...what news report is that?

top_cat1: ok then thanks msakamoto

whyaskwhyb: the guys inside the WTC said there were other explosions that went off afte the plane hit from below

DeleriuM: Why would Camp David be important enough to hit if the president wasn't there?

MSakamoto: and it was the site of the camp david accords, the anniversary of which is today

DeleriuM: Ahh..ok.

Koenig: I wonder what David Letterman will have to say about this tonite?

whyaskwhyb: that would explaint the collapse

Sir_BloodT: oh......these kamikazee pilots are nuts

ChrisLee: sybolism?

Asquire: Koenig -- low one

whyaskwhyb: I can't believe the second towere went down from the top hit

whyaskwhyb: Koenig: I wonder how sales on Ebay will be affected?

DeleriuM: 50 stories of it wasn't it?

RevJC: You know what is weird, mags and me heard a missle last night

IvanStang: Camp David is where they PRETEND all the important agreements go down, and where they stash important foreign dignitaries during big conferences -- SUPPOSEDLY.

MSakamoto: camp david accords - http://www.ibiblio.org/sullivan/docs/CampDavidAccords.html

Asquire: youd think that they we a little stronger...did anyone notice how weak they were???

RevJC: like the old wwII whistlers

top_cat1: right chrislee, it has symbolic importance

DeleriuM: Ok...thanks.

RevJC: we just blew it off to "weird noise"

IvanStang: I guess that underground city in the mountains of Virginia, that they keep ready for Muck-amucks in case of war, is filling up.

whyaskwhyb: how many floors were affected on the second tower?

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Koenig: Yeah, but what does a pro comedian do in the wake of this kind of thing? Gee, folks! No funny tonite!

whyaskwhyb: before it collapsed I mean

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top_cat1: i heard WTC has 110 stories

The_Boogie: the second tower is no more

Asquire: that had to be horrible to be in one of the hijacked planes....... horrible

ChrisLee: breaking INdy news- the second tallest building in Indianapolis HAS been evacuated.

notaw: good morning

Koenig: Hi, Notaw!

ChrisLee: i hope the *tallest* building is safe.

whyaskwhyb: it looked like it only had 10-20 stories burning at first

notaw: not quite the good morning it normally is

Mikkel_de: if you

Mikkel_de: sorry

MSakamoto: i wonder if carew tower (tallest building in cincinnati) has been evactuated...

Asquire: I think were going to loose most of the pentagon

Lilith: I am watching The Daily Show tonight.

Mikkel_de: are in washington you're supposed to give blood

IvanStang: Whyaskwhy -- I was wondering about that myself -- I saw the second one go, and it was burning only about a fifth of the way down. But it had been TILTING... as if (I thought) maybe a bomb had knocked out a support at the BOTTOM.

magdalen: the boy is home

RevJC: "the full resources of the amican government will be brought to bear to protect and punish.."

notaw: howdy Koenig

top_cat1: sears in chicago has been evacuated

RevJC: from congress

rev_otto: hey

rev_otto: been talking to my friend Jay at NBC

rev_otto: president's doomsday plane is being scrambled

magdalen: praise dobbs

Mikkel_de: disney world in orlando has been evacuated - why?

IvanStang: I still wonder about secondary and teriary bombs inside the Murrah Federal Building in OKC... that was never quite explained.

Lilith: JC: Good bye Social Security!

Koenig: Good to hear it , Mag

RevJC: Blood needed go to hospital

MSakamoto: lots of people go to disney world

DeleriuM: We got told 50 stories collapsed, but we're getting everything second hand.

whyaskwhyb: those things are so overbuilt it would have had to be damaged at the bottom, maybe the debris from the first crash did it

MSakamoto: you wouldn't exactly knock out a vital part of the government, but you could kill a whole lot of people

ChrisLee: what's a Doomsday Plane?

ChrisLee: how can i get one?

Asquire: WAR IS EMMINENT says Newt Gingrich.... at least is will help the economy

RevJC: Disney has been evacuted!

RevJC: ???

MSakamoto: it's the president's special plane

magdalen: at school they told him that "terrorists" had done something, he wasn't sure what, or where, but they told him that "terrorists" are "very very bad people"

RevJC: big news I guess

Lilith: The Taliban issued a statement: "Bin Laden, who we're protecting, couldn't have done this, and neither could have we."

DeleriuM: IS the world trade centre really important for your economy?

Asquire: I CANT BELIVE THE MARKET IS CLOSED!!! were gonna have another depression tomorrow

MSakamoto: meant to withstand a nuclear blast

RevJC: is the boy home yet?

MSakamoto: like air force one, but much more kickass

Sir_BloodT: NO DEPRESSION GUYS!!!!!!

Sir_BloodT: NO DEPRESSION GUYS!!!!!! USE PROZAC!!!!!

Lilith: Asquire: Calm down, it'll be OK.

RevJC: magdalen: is the boy home yet

whyaskwhyb: 2 warships deployed around JFK in NY

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Sir_BloodT: NO DEPRESSION GUYS!!!!!! USE PROZAC!!!!!

Mikkel_de: NO DEPRESSION!! GO SPEND SOME MONEY!!

MSakamoto: jc-she just said that he was

magdalen: RevJC: yes, he just got home, that's what I was talking about

Asquire: i know lil...but still wild news

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rev_otto: most of the flights were headed to L.A. and San Fran, more fuel

rev_otto: anyone seen the fuckers dancing in the streets in Palestine

magdalen: I've... explained things to him

RevJC: thanks Sacamoto

whyaskwhyb: LIL: it won't be OK, it will be DIFFERENT

magdalen: he says "I have a bad feeling about this"

RevJC: I've been away

Lilith: BUMMER.

MSakamoto: didn't want the lord to worry

green: /me inhales for peace.

whyaskwhyb: I PREDICT

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LouMinatti: just found out from a friend, workers at nuke sites in Oak Ridge Tenn, are locked IN, and not allowed to evacuate.

magdalen: and I told him not to worry because the army is working to find the terrorists and stop them

Lilith: Someone actually knocked the chip off our shoulder and we don't know who did it.

Lilith: Wah.

Lilith: Boo hoo.

Lilith: Etc.

RevJC: test

Asquire: news an hour from now: CHICAGO NUKED RUSSIA INVADES...VOLCANO ERUPTS IN L.A. UFO INVADE Y-ISTS ARRIVE

magdalen: and he said, "How will the army stop them when nobody knows where the terrorists are"

Lilith: Lord!

whyaskwhyb: you can't shut down air travel and destroy the WTS towers and not fuck up the economy somehow

RevJC: opps sorry

notaw: stocks are going down

rev_otto enlists in the Coast Guard.

whyaskwhyb: LIL: not OUR shoulder

MSakamoto: cnn.com is worthless, i tell you.

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IvanStang: Dobbs prophecy rings true!

whyaskwhyb: THEIR

magdalen: poor little kid, he thinks he can figure out himself where the terrorists must be

magdalen: it's like a mystery to him

whyaskwhyb: NO OUR NO WE

whyaskwhyb: THEM

rev_otto: hey didn't they say our calenders are 3 years off

IvanStang: Dobbs SAID everything would be fucked up -- my god he was RIGHT!!

magdalen: he says "well, there must be more than one of them"

DeleriuM: IS the world trade centre really important for your economy?

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rev_otto: so technically it's 1998

RevJC: mgdalen: check your email

whyaskwhyb: The AMERICANS

Modemac: Delerium: It's right by Wall Street.

Lilith listens to Peter Jennings babble

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IvanStang: Delerium -- I hope not!

Lilith: The HATRED of the United States.

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Asquire: lon: broadcast from capitol its not hit on FOX

whyaskwhyb: modemac HOW CLOSE?

magdalen: RevJC: mail server is down

Lilith: Why: You know what I mean.

rev_otto: this just in, Canada has invaded Iceland

IvanStang: "Our" economy is "your" economy, I'm afraid.

RevJC: Damn it was supposed to be US destoying the buldings and killing Pinks!

ChrisLee: well, i hope Best Buy ain't been evacuated, cause i'm going there. bbl.

Modemac: I think it's right ON Wall Street. But I might be wrong.

Koenig: Shit! I shopped for food yesterday, but I got to go out later for beer!

MSakamoto: bring me a dvd player, chris

LouMinatti: Hey Lon, its the snot guy again on MSN!! I think they know something we dont

ChrisLee: sure thing.

rev_otto: hey, we can't discount the fact that subs may have been hurt, don't just think of this in terms of a pink world

DeleriuM: Wall Street is the place where all the stocks/stock market and trading and stuff happens isn't it?

IvanStang: JC -- HOW DO WE KNOW IT WASN'T? Remember Dobbs hypnotizing you? NO???

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Lilith: Oh ghods.

Modemac: Del: That's right.

Asquire: im not seeing the "snot guy"

IvanStang: I distrust the news so much that for all I know, *I* might have done it!

Lilith: A bystander saw the plane that hit the Pentagon.

Lilith: It was flying really low, he could see the passengers....

Asquire: DAMN DISNEY WORLD IS CLOSED!

MSakamoto: stormin' norman is on nbc

rev_otto: you know, we worry about being observed, I'm not scared anymore, Echelon didn't pick this one up

LouMinatti: all four, ASQ

IvanStang: Hopefully, on Wall Street they keep better back-up than SubGenii do.

Koenig: Stukas uber Disneyland!

Asquire: FUCK PALESTINIANS!!!!!

Lilith: Oh ghods.

jeek: It would have only taken 20 or so people to pull off.

Lilith: Someone posted to alt.slack:

Modemac: Sigh. And one of the many scary things about this is that President Deubya is probably calling his Dad and asking for advice.

rev_otto: thank god, Gerald Ford made a statement

Lilith: "OK, so what's the inside joke about this WTC thing?"

MSakamoto: he should be calling buba

rev_otto: that's the leadership we need

MSakamoto: bubba, even

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Asquire: BUBBA BACK FER BOMBING!!!!

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IvanStang: Now see, *I* have back-up. If CLEVELAND and DALLAS were nuked, all our important data would still exist on CDs in a secret box in another town, a small town that nobody cares about.

whyaskwhyb: FLAGSTAFF?

notaw: jerome

MSakamoto: cincinnai

whyaskwhyb: you only sent me a COUPLE

MSakamoto: no one cares about cincinnati unless there's a riot

magdalen: oh bubba, bubba, I miss you!

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jeek: Ivan: But if you were nuked, no one would know where to find them?

Lilith: OK, I got an update about the Washington state preparations.

rev_otto: www.fema.gov

Lilith: They've started work on the second row of sandbags.

RevJC: Stang: yeah like Akron

LouMinatti: the snot guy again! hes becoming an enduring symbol of the WTC tragedy

IvanStang: Whyaskwhy -- naw, a much less careworthy town than even Flagstaff.

IvanStang: Worse even than Akron.

MSakamoto: everybody loves akron

rev_otto: Reagan just made a statement...."Grggle, mmm, grrgle!"

whyaskwhyb: ######### BROTHER SAFE#########

Lilith: I still haven't got my fire extinguisher though.

whyaskwhyb: in SAn Francisco when the shit hit the fan

Lilith: Otto: BWAH.

IvanStang: jeek -- that's the great thing -- a future race of intelligent cockroaches would find the Archives! By then we'd have a CHANCE !

SirSharpe: DEMOCRACY ON HOLD - Gov. suspends election

rev_otto: darpa is down

Modemac: Actually, here in Massachusetts the election is continuing.

Lilith: Roach Rupture?

Modemac: We have a primary election today, and they haven't cancelled it.

SirSharpe: here too - but its been canceled

IvanStang: Whyaskwhy -- CONGRATS!

whyaskwhyb: WWHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Lilith: Well, at least I imagine there won't be any assholes calling in to work today.

RevJC: gas leak?

whyaskwhyb: NOW I CAN POKE FUN!

whyaskwhyb: FUCKING AMERICANS!

RevJC: my connection is bad what about a gas leak in NY

IvanStang: Whyaskwhy -- now you can et back to being SICK instead of "CARING"

Asquire: umm i called in to my hospital job today

Lilith: Lord, Stang: A minor matter. My debit card from XD4 got billed $116 again this weekend.

whyaskwhyb: Stang: thats what I MEANT

Lilith: FYI, I wrote Nickie already about it.

whyaskwhyb: back to "normal"

magdalen: yay whyaskwhybot!

RevJC: Lilith: ???

Rev_Dr_Lon: asquire, maybe you should go in

RevJC: We will credit it back

Lilith: JC: Once 8/6, once 9/6.

RevJC: e have had MAJOR computer problems

Asquire: ok its morbid but heres the plan: everybody buy stock tomorrow when it hit all time lows!

Lilith: JC: I know, no sweat.

RevJC: sorry

RevJC: We'll credit it back today

magdalen: nickie is on it, I am sure

Lilith: Funny, I was freaking yesterday. But after four, maybe five plane crashes by terrorists today, I have a bit of perspective on the situation.

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RevJC: I will call her and make sure tonight

Modemac: WAW: Glad to hear it.

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top_cat1: i have just herad there are 8 airplanes hijacked

Modemac: I've got a co-worker who has friends down there.

IvanStang: Try to look at the good side. Maybe the part of the Pentagon that got hit was where they keep all the SPY DATA on US they were about to use in rounding us up. Maybe there was a WORSE plot being brewwed in the World Trade Center and somehow his hideous tragedy was actually the only way to prevent something FAR WORSE! ... But I doubt it... sincerely...

magdalen: this is no time to talk about that though

spazzed: awww ..... the joys of being a felon

spazzed: there is no way they can draft me!

Lilith: JC: Thanks, Lord. Let me know if you need anything on my end.

whyaskwhyb: Thanks to all for the pshychic support!

whyaskwhyb: youknow

Lilith: Stang: But what if that was the part of the Pentagon where the ORIGINAL Reagan brain is still alive in a jar?

whyaskwhyb: YOU BUNCH OF CARING FREAKS

RevJC: Mulla Abdul Salan Ubdeed

Lilith: WAS.

RevJC: "afganistan feels your pain"

magdalen: well it seems to be over

magdalen: how long can that one lost plane stay in the air?

magdalen: not much longer I would think

whyaskwhyb: ashes 6 inches deep in the streets

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Lilith: I'm going to get some food, go to work, and deal with panicky cow orkers. I'll try not to be too "funny".

whyaskwhyb: at least

spazzed: theres another plane?

Asquire: What about this missing plan..im expecting a monument to be destroyed now.... money on Arch?? Mt. Rushmore? Statue of Liberty??

Asquire: missing plane i mean

Lilith: Somehow, they like it less than you guys do.

RevJC: Afganistan is worried

top_cat1: who knows, may be even 6 more hours

Modemac: Maybe the missing plane crashed into the ocean.

magdalen: I suppose it's not going to worry about a return trip

RevJC: Mayor Juliani on the phone

Modemac: Hope not.

Asquire: doubtful

spazzed: nbc hasnt said shit about another plane

magdalen: well since it's the ONLY plane still in the air, how hard can it be to find it

IvanStang: nick/Stang-Away

RevJC: Nation Gaurd on itys way to NY

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StangAway: Damn.

RevJC: "Leave manhatten if you can "

StangAway: I am gonna go watch TV downstairs for a spell... shall log and lurk... later

spazzed: anyone see this clown christian on nbc?

RevJC: Gullianni was trapped in a building

Modemac: If the WTC was the "symbol" of American capitalism or whatever, what will the terrorists go after next?

whyaskwhyb: MAGS: remember dr strangelove?

RevJC: White House

spazzed: I wonder if all of those WTO protestors are behind this ..... they seemed to be against the wtc and pentagon

RevJC: The white house would be the number 1 sybol I would think

Lilith: At least Sifu is OK. He went to the Aridonacks (sp?) for vacation...

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magdalen: whyaskwhybot: yeah

Asquire: "they" are staying away from using the "nuke" phrase today.....their all paranoid

Lilith: OK, I'm off, back in an hour or less.

RevJC: who to nuke?

RevJC: Afganastan?

Lilith hugs those who needs hugs

whyaskwhyb: "all churches in Flagstaff are now open to anyone wishing to join in community prayer"

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magdalen: they've got to nuke somebody

spazzed: i say we just nuke everybody

Lilith: I still say, DROP STONE BUDDAHS ON AFGHANISTAN UNTIL THE STREETS RUN WITH SQUISHY EXTREMISTS.

Modemac: Aye, it looks like they're blaming Afghanistan.

Lilith: And STUFF.

whyaskwhyb: don't they see that PRAYER is what got them in this mess in the first place?

spazzed: hey, whyaskwhy .... they have every right to kill our people .... i mean .... dont you understand that GOD LOVES THEM MORE?!:?!!?

whyaskwhyb: LIL: they are going to have to BLOW FUCK out of SOMETHING

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RevJC: "leave Lower manhanteen"

RevJC: "walk east then north"

RevJC: "Go to grenich village"

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RevJC: Say guilliani

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MSakamoto: 50 commerical flights are currently in the air

MSakamoto: none of those planes seem to be in trouble, and all are within 40-50 miles from their destinations

RevJC: how many accounted for (going to Canada)

spazzed: how did/could/would you guys high-jack a plane ...... some media fuckers are saying that the terrorists were unarmed

Sir_BloodT: Is everything going to be alright tommorow?

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LiTH: WERE ALL GONNA DIE!

spazzed: i hope not ...im supposed to fly to san fran

DeleriuM: Use a butter knife from the served lunch?

MSakamoto: they said that they're all accounted for

RevJC: Gulliani is very mad and sad, lost many friends

MSakamoto: but who knows if they're telling the truth

LiTH: this is a clear example of what happens due to lack of distrobution of MARIJUANA

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magdalen: the boy says, "Well, I know one thing I'm definitely NOT going to be when I grow up. Definitely, NOT a terrorist!"

RevJC: spazzed: you can behead some one with piece of wire

magdalen: "Because then I'd have to destroy the whole world, and you could get killed doing that!"

Sir_BloodT: FREE DRUGS

Sir_BloodT: GIVE MARIJUANA

RevJC: there are ways

Sir_BloodT: DROP NUKES DONT USE THEM

zurnayay: iam afraid about you and us (from Turkey) God help you- good bye (i could have write wrong ,i am not certain,you never mind)byeeeeeeeeee

Sir_BloodT: FRY THEM ON ACID,NOT ON NUKES

RevJC: only you guys would use this as an excuse to legallize pot!

Sir_BloodT: FRY THEM ON ACID,NOT ON NUKES

Sir_BloodT: FRY THEM ON ACID,NOT ON NUKES

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magdalen: dude, it's not up to US whether they'll use nukes or not

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spazzed: not a chance

Sir_BloodT: well anuway....you will bomb the islamic-whoevah-did-it guys and everything is gonna be ok

whyaskwhyb: brother on phone now, says Boeing 767 carries 7 tons of jet fuel and goes around 300 MPH

Sir_BloodT: i think the whole think will be forgoten in a month

magdalen: no way, bush has been waiting for something like this

RevJC: Forget what?

magdalen: he has this idiotic idea that a big war will help him get re-elected

Sir_BloodT: the event

Sir_BloodT: you will bomb them

MSakamoto: they've closed the mexican border

whyaskwhyb: Blood: are you fucking RETARDED?

Sir_BloodT: and thats it

Sir_BloodT: no

Sir_BloodT: im not retarded

Sir_BloodT: i just take it kewl

spazzed: well i suppose if he started a big ass war it could turn his economy around

whyaskwhyb: well you SOUND like a fucking retard

magdalen: well sure you do, it's not YOUR country

Sir_BloodT: when u bombed others with depleted uranium they were cool

RevJC: Hell people are still griping about Waco, I don't think this will soon be forgotten

Sir_BloodT: now its your turn

RevJC: especiialy when the war begins

Koenig: Oh! The humanity!

Rev_Dr_Lon: this will never be forgotten

spazzed: t was a bunch of crazy teenagers trying to score some goofballs

MSakamoto: now they're showing the impact in slow-motion

MSakamoto: geez.

Sir_BloodT: well...you bombed many people with depleated uranium

magdalen: listen, convict, whatever happens to us, it will be ten times worse for whomever we blame, so gloat while you can

Sir_BloodT: its nasty stuff

Koenig: Goofballs! Goofballs!

Sir_BloodT: i wouldnt even feed it to Bush

DeleriuM: Where are you from BloodThrone?

magdalen: er, they they

magdalen: not we

Sir_BloodT: Greece

spazzed: im not so sure ...... our court system isnt all that vicious

DeleriuM: K, I thought the reference to convict meant you were an australian.

spazzed: so perhaps we'll just arrest bin laden

DeleriuM: :)

spazzed: and throw him in prison somewhere in nebraska

Sir_BloodT: but Earth is A planet..isolated...no gas exchange with space...radiation stays in....

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Asquire: im looking for little things...YOU DO KNOW..CONSPIRACY theroies will reign for years over this.....they will be talking aobut his on mystery shows for decades into the future...so watch the vidoes closes for that "grassy knoll"

RevJC: "no idea who did this"

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RevJC: robably not a country"

Sir_BloodT: rdaition does dont die away....radiation kills though

DeleriuM: When will the movie come out you think?

Asquire: good one lon

magdalen: the president will speak soon

RevJC: "not iraq, iran..."

Asquire: The movie come sout in 2 years

Sir_BloodT: Well

RevJC: says wareren hatch

Sir_BloodT: Sakamoto didnt like what i said

whyaskwhyb: BOMB POOL: who do THEY blow up fo r this:

Asquire: I bet the president calls congress for war

Rev_Dr_Lon: terrorist just love justin wilson, when he died they couldnt handle it, they just had to show there anger

MSakamoto: people inside the pentagon are dead

spazzed: bah

spazzed: congress wont declare war

spazzed: they havent in 60 years or whatever

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whyaskwhyb: war against WHO?

magdalen: I think they'll blow up palestine, but not with nukes on account of the jews being so close by

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Asquire: OUR PRESIDENT IS READY TO FIGHT A WAR AFTER A MONTH VACATION!!

Sir_BloodT: Well Sakamoto is a demokrat

whyaskwhyb: who could they daclare war ON?

Sir_BloodT: he took my op

RevJC: bush not to return to washington

DeleriuM: They're saying this is the worst thing since Pearl Harbour over here....

Sir_BloodT: cause he didnt like what i said

whyaskwhyb: greeting fellow AZ dweller

RevJC: Why should he , hasen't been there yet

Asquire: probably the talibon Afgan government

Sir_BloodT: and he said that its better than kicking me

magdalen: Sir_BloodThrone: she

Asquire: will go on a witch hunt for Bin Laden i garrenttee it

Sir_BloodT: well she

Rev_Dr_Lon: this will turn out worst than pearl harbor

Sir_BloodT: SHE must be more demokratic

magdalen: I don't believe in bin laden

RevJC: damn my feed is down again

whyaskwhyb: Bin LAuden + Emmanual Goldstein

whyaskwhyb: =

whyaskwhyb: I mean

nu-monet: Golly gee willacres. Here I am, one of the few ULTRA-HOLOCAUSTALS, and I'm just as mellow as can be.

Sir_BloodT: and SHE must be able to listen to nmew opinions even if they are not in favor of HER country

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magdalen: yeah the internet is sagging under the load, this irc is all I can keep on

Sir_BloodT: and SHE must be able to listen to nmew opinions even if they are not in favor of HER country

Asquire: MY GOD ITS ONLY 11:49 Here!! what else could happen today!

Sir_BloodT: and SHE must be able to listen to nmew opinions even if they are not in favor of HER country

MSakamoto: yes, but you don't have to make a joke of it, you piece of shit.

spazzed: pat dawson is grinning ear to ear thinking about how brokaw is going to retire and now he'll be the big man on top

Sir_BloodT: hey

Asquire: lon: have you seen the flight tracker

Sir_BloodT: i didnt swear you

DeleriuM: 11:49AM?

Sir_BloodT: i didnt swear you

Asquire: yep Del

DeleriuM: What day is it there?

Rev_Dr_Lon: yup

whyaskwhyb: NU: hows chaos in PHX/

Sir_BloodT: i just said that you should have seen it coming

DeleriuM: it's 2:46 in the morning on wednesday here.

Sir_BloodT: being in power

Rev_Dr_Lon: thats one hell of a sharp turn

Sir_BloodT: having nukes

magdalen: quit repeating yourself or you will be banned, Sir_BloodThrone. we're all intelligent people in here, we see yout he first time

Sir_BloodT: and actually running the world

MSakamoto: do you understand that *hundreds* of people are *dead*? expected or unexpected, it's not even remotely funny.

Sir_BloodT: puts you in a difficult possition

nu-monet: Penis, AZ is its usual paranoid state. Mexicans are being rounded up as hostages. The usual.

whyaskwhyb: bloodthrone seems like a retard

magdalen: "the president will speak sometime in the next few hours"

MSakamoto: seems?

whyaskwhyb: I'm about sick of his shite

magdalen: bubba would already be on the air by now

Sir_BloodT: Im not a Retard im a Greek;)

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MSakamoto: bubba would be kicking ass and taking names

magdalen: yeah

whyaskwhyb: you BEAT ME TOO IT

Asquire: thats right sak

magdalen: maybe he IS and they're just not telling us about it

Rev_Baphom: actually it only happened once you did it

Rev_Baphom: i only enforce banning.

MSakamoto: bubba is our secret weapon

Rev_Baphom: course..he WAS greek

Asquire: Im waiting for bubba to make a statement he say "Give me the military and ill kick some bin laden ass!!!"

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MSakamoto: i want to make an anal joke, but i can't think of a good one.

nu-monet: I'm wondering WHICH of YOU will reveal your secret inner pinkness, under even this mild pressure.

magdalen: oh bubba bubba, WHY did they pass that stupid amendment

spazzed: what if it was saddam

spazzed: wouldnt that be hilarious

magdalen: if bubba were still president this wouldn't even have happened because nobody would be mad at us

Rev_Dr_Lon: yeah

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Rev_Dr_Lon: im voting for bill clinton next election, even if he dont run

Marco21: hi friend

magdalen: doesn't the amendment say he only can't RUN three times? couldn't we just write him in?

nu-monet: As yourself, "Am I spouting PINKNESS, because I am SECRETLY PINK?"

magdalen: oh please

MSakamoto: he can't run three consecutive times. i'm pretty sure he could run again in 2004.

Rev_Dr_Lon: he can

Marco21: im italian boy i stay near your country

MSakamoto: i could be wrong, though. i often am.

magdalen: that would kick ass

Koenig: Well, you wanted Spartacus!

Asquire: HIghest alert for the military everywhere...my friend called and he said all the guns were loaded and ready to fire...in route back to america

magdalen: MSakamoto: Hey, that's a dale carnegie saying!

Rev_Dr_Lon: and he would win

spazzed: just dont go on 20/20 and say you voted 4 times ...... or they fuck you

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MSakamoto: oh neat! i didn't know that, i thought i made it up myself!

MSakamoto: heh

Asquire: talking about nukes on MSNBC

magdalen: Dale says it's one of the most effective things one can say

Stereokokk: STOP ALL TERRORISTS

nu-monet: That, and "Oh God I'm so horny. Fuck me now!"

MSakamoto: i just don't want to look like an ass if i'm wrong, so i like to add the disclaimer

magdalen: yeah, there's always that

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RevJC: oh geeze

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magdalen: gah, dubya on tape is speaking on my tv

Koenig: 200 firemaen missing!

MSakamoto: me too

magdalen: "this is a difficult moment for america"

RevJC: congress is useing this to say we need more security

magdalen: what a jerk

whyaskwhyb: traffic seems to be especially slow on Ebay

RevJC: re important then education

RevJC: social security and everything

MSakamoto: i knew i should have stocked up on emergency y2k rations

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LouMinatti: Just thinking...from a cultural standpoint, i bet this situation inspires a "post-war" atmosphere that will finally kick-start us into a new forward-thinking era and put an end to the retro-exploitation trend once and for all. No more Woodstock anniversary concerts. No more Trek conventions. No more civil war re-enactments. Somehow, the upcoming "McHale's Navy" movie doesnt seem so important now. Now that the world has changed, who would stomach another Eagles reunion Tour? Hell, I

nu-monet: Nahhhhh.

Koenig: I guess that there were firemen in the WTC when it fell

Modemac: Lou: That's wishful thinking, unfortunately.

MSakamoto: they already made the mchale's navy movie ... it has bruce campbell and tom arnold in it

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magdalen: dubya, let me give you a tip. "Folks" is not the most effective word one can choose to describe terrorists.

LouMinatti: WHAT???

MSakamoto: the planes will be allowed to land in the us instead of canada

Rev_Dr_Lon: everybody go look at yahoo

Modemac: There's too much money invested in nostalgia. You can't expect a little thing like 30,000 (?) dead in a terrorist disaster change that.

Koenig: One good thing: no damn soap operas this afternoon!

Rev_Dr_Lon: yahoo looks so fuckin awesome right now

MSakamoto: lou - didn't you know? it's not that bad. nothing with bruce campbell in it can be bad.

MSakamoto: fuck. we can't run to canada.

RevJC: Dr Lon: because you can win a ZAP scooter?

magdalen: shit

Rev_Dr_Lon: i want that ZAP scooter sooooo bad

LouMinatti: MSakamoto: i think we deserve to be bombed.

RevJC: spokens man from kabul.....?

nu-monet: I wonder if China will try a sneak attack on Taiwan right now, thinking we are distracted.

RevJC: oh Afganistan

MSakamoto: lou - because of the mchale's navy movie?

RevJC: Attacked 3 years ago my US

magdalen: anybody that's got anything to lose is going to be on their best behavior right now, i should think

LouMinatti: at least.

MSakamoto: but it wasn't that bad! tommy chong was in it!

spazzed: anyone remember the big lebowski when g bush sr says, "this will not stand .... this aggression will not stand" ..... today g bush says, "Terrorism against our nation will not stand"

nu-monet: Oh, oh. Bush just said: "Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight!"

RevJC: "not us, not us!"

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nu-monet: Now I'm scared.

RevJC: "please don't blame us"

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Koenig: Wang Chung wit de Wu Tang

RevJC: "please don't kill us"

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RevJC: I'm translateing here.

GetBent: Hey steve

GetBent: Wait! theres no steve here!

nu-monet: How many of you have the BALLS to greet someone in public with a hearty "Allah Akbar!"?

Stereokokk: live on CNN Wakil Ahmed Mutawakel

Koenig: You know that something's happening, but you don't know what it is, do you Mr. Jones

RevJC: Hey BJ

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ABSeNT: You say Impossible as he hands you the phone

magdalen: out of the ten thousand people in each tower, only several hundred have made it to hospitals

Asquire: i got pulled over today and said afterwards: "It cant get much worse than this"

MSakamoto: oops

Asquire: i gotta stop doign that

nu-monet: Asquire: And you *want* the world to end?

RevJC: ohoh

RevJC: TV went out

whyaskwhyb: what are those terrorists going to dream of blowing up now?

RevJC: oh back on

RevJC: close one

nu-monet: RevJCs TV

Asquire: I SAW THE SPITTIN GUY!!!! YEA!!!

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Asquire: i feel important now

Modemac: I want the world to end, but I want it to end *my* way.

asbent: Whew. I thought they bombed my ISP for a sec ond there

magdalen: Baby, go give blood!

whyaskwhyb: the hopes and dreams of all the little terrorists have been shattered

ONAN: magdalen - what is the newsroom chat you were all about before?

DeleriuM: <Ducayne> should i nuke my lasagne, or wait for the US to do it for me?

magdalen: chat.cnn.com #cnn_newsroom

LouMinatti: yeah, MSN is basically looping the footage of the guy blowing snot on the fireman...they must be desperate, with all the dust

Asquire: i called the blood center, but since i have new tattoo's they wont let me

whyaskwhyb: they did the

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nu-monet: yes they di

Jimbo: HOLY SHIT

magdalen: you put in chat.cnn.com for the irc server, and then go to #cnn_newsroom, but if that is scrolling too fast to read you can go to #news_cafe

RevJC: When is W coming on?

Asquire: dont know

magdalen: RevJC: sometime in the next few hours

spazzed: pretty much all my friends from marquette university are over at the blood center

Asquire: i got all this on tape

spazzed: me, i dont like needles

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nu-monet: Whoops, there goes another rubber tree plant!

Asquire: im putting this with my "Doe" collection from 97

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Jimbo: i'm fucking from new york, i cant find my phone card

nu-monet: I get credit for the "single terrorist" conspiracy theorem on this one.

Jimbo: i have to find a pay phone and call collect

ONAN: magdalen - thanks. it is a busy chat just now. accessible through www.blurbco.com/frank

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RevJC: they are interviewing someone from afganistan

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Koenig: Grassy knowl!

RevJC: I can't hear his responses!

nu-monet: Yep, ONE guy blew up ALL them targets.

asbent: wow

whyaskwhyb: in 10 years or so they are going to have some REALLY GOOD SECRET DOCUMANTS about this

RevJC: The magic plane theroy!

jeek: He remote-controlled the planes from his secret base at Starbucks in Seattle.

asbent: too bad it wasn't the taliban, they need to be overthrown

whyaskwhyb: LEE HARVEY OSWALD

whyaskwhyb: all the LHO'S

asbent: Five planes

asbent: Five dillingers

asbent: 23 skidoo!!

nu-monet: I bet it was a white supremicist who did it.

RevJC: is this date significant in any way?

whyaskwhyb: news bulliten:

asbent: WHOA!!!

MSakamoto: it's the anniversary of the camp david accords

Asquire: the pentagon looks like shit! i thought about slamming a plane into once i thought id be shot down before i got close..... god, i hope little terrorists arnt watching this, because this is depressing how weak we really are

asbent: we are blaming afghanistan for harboring osama

StangAway: Fight Club!

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nu-monet: Some anarchist, white supremicist, anti-GTO, anti-WTO type guy.

asbent: Stang- i thought of that too

MSakamoto: or an anniversary, i think they were actually signed a little later

MSakamoto: http://www.ibiblio.org/sullivan/docs/CampDavidAccords.html

magdalen: I can't believe the towers are gone

asbent: I was just pointing it out to someone in Athens

nu-monet: No, I don't think Stang was involved.

asbent: So what is the deal with Camp David??

Asquire: I keep thinking of that stupid movie with that guy between the twin towers

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MSakamoto: private parts?

RevJC: "the us will hunt down and punish those responsible for these cowdly acts"

magdalen: they are now saying there was no camp david crash, no state department bomb

RevJC: -- W

MSakamoto: they have a son of the beach commerical with that, too, i guess they won't air it now

nu-monet: Yeah, that's it. BLAME IT ON THE ANTI-WTO ANARCHISTS!

absCNN: I keep thinking of homer stuck between the world tradse centers

magdalen: well, they say there may have been a state department bomb but it did not go off

Stang: I wouldn't even know if I *was* involved.

Koenig: Yeah, some announcer was asking why the WTC towers fell down, I think that it was because of the airplanes

RevJC: London: Ben Ladin had warned 3 weeks ago

spazzed: boy .... the red cross is certaintly milking this oppurtunity to restock the blood supply

JimboOUT: i'm fucking crying

spazzed: like they really need that much blood ..... dead people DONT NEED BLOOD!

Asquire: my god 1/5th of the pentagon destroyd....this reality is hitting me..how are we going to rebuild this!!!! A World trad center memorial??? this is just wild!

MSakamoto: cnn was saying that the secret service confirmed the camp david crash, but you never know with those wacky secret service guys

RevJC: but not specific

nu-monet: The Red Cross feeds lots of aliens with that blood.

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Stang: It wasn't the airplanes... it was BEAUTY that killed the beast.

magdalen: MSakamoto: I know, but nbc just contradicted that!

absCNN: Thi snever woulda happened if gore would have been elected, snark snark

JimboOUT: no beast was killed, just people

anonymouse: Stang: lol

absCNN: Stang: LOL now kong has to move bakc to the Empire

nu-monet: I heard a couple of F-16s shot down the plane over Camp David airspace.

Asquire: fAILED Campign solgan for gore in 04: VOTE GORE, I DONT GET OUR SHIT BLOWN UP!

Stang: I was quoting King Kong for those bereft of humor at this moment.

JimboOUT: sorry

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MSakamoto: jimbo's a little too young for the reference

RevJC: congress: We have failed the american people.

MSakamoto: heh

absCNN: JImbo- I know how you fele man, My eyes have vbheen watering

Stang: It will be a LONG time before rumor gets filtered out from "fact", and even then, DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING!

SirSharpe: its not the Pentagon anymore, its just a Polygon

nu-monet: "When the monkey die--everybody cry!", Dino de Laurentiis

anonymouse: Stang: You were quoting King Kong? I thought that was a non-speaking role.

whyaskwhyb: Stang: SMART people got it

absCNN: all: GO BUY GAS NOW before prices go up

spazzed: YAY!

Asquire: "Empire State Building Tallest building in New York again" <--- Somber statement

LouMinatti: "President Bush was put down at Barksville Airforce base"...think he put up a struggle?

spazzed: my school is canceled!

absCNN: Sheesh, I hope Leviathan doesn't get out again

whyaskwhyb: We are going to tank them up tonight

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Jimbo: could be Giuliani so they wouldnt have to hold the elections

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absCNN: Mys chool was cancelled

spazzed: hahahahaha

MSakamoto: they've confirmed dead and wounded at the pentagon, but they're not saying how many

Cozmodiar: howdy

spazzed: people all over minneapolis are calling 911 to report a plane in the air

nu-monet: Lou: The didn't "put him down", they just anesthetized him.

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Cozmodiar: wow, full house

Stang: Onan -- Maybe Doc Savage is behind this... his megalomania and senility got the best of him, and he wanted to have the highest ofice in NYC again.

Asquire: POWELL ON MSNBC

RevJC: Bad time to take a joy ride in your Cessna.

nu-monet: PARANOIA RULES THE LAND. FEAR IS KING. TRUST NO ONE. BUY BONDS. FUCK STOCKS.

Jimbo: my phone wont work, nothings going through to my family

magdalen: it worries me that no one has claimed responsibility

Stang: If only I had my stocks here to fuck!

whyaskwhyb: STOOBID PALESTINIANS are attempting to make it EASY to find somebody to HATE

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Cozmodiar: osama bin laden = easy scape goat

spazzed: is MSN the channel to watch or is NBC doing ok?

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asbent: I took the webcam into town and fiolmed folks reacting to the TV in the student uniion, and recorded on audio people in the gas station talking about it that didn't know they were being recorded

whyaskwhyb: REMEMBER ROAD WARRIOR

MSakamoto: i'm watching cbs, it's doing pretty okay

magdalen: spazzed: watch whichever you find the most comforting

nu-monet: I vote we BLAME Janet Reno. She's known to do this sort of shit.

jeek: /server chat.cnn.com /join #CNN_Newsfeed

magdalen: I couldn't stand dan rather right now

whyaskwhyb: PEOPLE THAT CAN BUILD THUNDERDOME IN NORTHERN ARIZONA

magdalen: jeek: is that thing working today?

RevJC: What is he doing mags

Cozmodiar: i've had enough news for now- not gonna junkie it

ONAN: i just worry for any nyc subgenii

magdalen: RevJC: I don't know, and I don't want to know

spazzed: i like how they are interjecting those heartwarming images of all the happiness on the streets over on the east bank .... the palestinians are partying

asbent: i say we take the approach we did during the election, abreviate names and a dd a suffix denoting which channel we a re monitering...that wors well

Cozmodiar: i'll catch up with the major events by the time for bbc world news

Jimbo: there is someone behind this. i say osama bin laden to refer to him

nu-monet: OKAY, WHAT INDIVIDUAL SHOULD BE BLAMED FOR THIS? NOMINATIONS:

RevJC: We must treat anyone harboring terrorists as if they COMMITED this act of war

Stang: Whyaskwhy, you REALLY should go to Burning Man, it's nothing BUT people who build Thunderdomes.

MSakamoto: the fbi is trying to sort together what has happened at camp david, they're saying ... they're now saying that the penn. crash was possibly targeted at camp david

spazzed: nu: CHINA

RevJC: Everyone is accountable who shelters anyone accosiated with this act

whyaskwhyb: I say it's TOO HARD to BLOW FUCK out of the palestinians

anonymouse: It doesn't so much mess me up that a bunch of people died (though that is sad.) But what really bothers me is that COULD HAVE BEEN -ME-. That just ain't right. With that many people in that building, there must have been at least -one- subgenius. This is -pinks- killing -subgeniuses-. THAT is just WRONG.

BUCHWALD_: hello from spain

Asquire: numonet--- I blame Pat Robertson

nu-monet: BLAME SOMEONE. WHO?:

Koenig: Hola

whyaskwhyb: they need another country with SHITTY NEIGHBORs

asbent: WEll, I can see the reasoning behing blaming afghanistan

magdalen: the FBI, CIA, and NSA have formed a joint task force

whyaskwhyb: IE AFGHANISTAN

asbent: "OK we don't know =who did it, lets get thos e Talban fuckers!"

whyaskwhyb: IRAN? FUCK THEM

magdalen: hi BUCHWALD_

whyaskwhyb: PAKISTAN? SHUP YO MOUF

nu-monet: ART BUCHWALD?

BUCHWALD_: have you got some news from usa?

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Cozmodiar: hells bells, we dont need to know- a quick land war in afghanistan will rally enough public feeling

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Asquire: TAPE COMMING IN...BUshs makes a statement

SirSharpe: prez is on

nu-monet: IS ART BUCHWALD TO BLAME?

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magdalen: he's not on nbc, dammit!

Stang: Or was it H. Allen Smith?

absCNN: Buchwald was the man on the Grasyy 767'

Jimbo: what a stupid thing to say: "All major league baseball has been cancelled because of the bombings

nu-monet: Is Bush still dancing the "Lambada"

magdalen: sure it's not the tape from before?

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absCNN: Jimbo why is that stupid?

absCNN: here it goes agaion...

absCNN: BOOOOOM!!!!!

whyaskwhyb: NO BIDS ON EBAY ALL MORNIGN BECAUSE OF HORRENDOUS BOMBINGS

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nu-monet: Stang: I actually have a copy of H. Allen Smith's "Rude Jokes."

Cozmodiar: damn fucking terrorist attack closed campus

BUCHWALD_: where are you guys from?

Cozmodiar: they dont have the right to take my classes away

Stang: It looks to me like damn near everything has been cancelled.

-*whyaskwhybot*- DCC Chat (63.229.94.233)

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absCNN: Hey coz!

RevJC: president statement

Cozmodiar: i was going to goto the bank today

Cozmodiar: but i figured it would be closed too

absCNN: Coz- I have server space locatedf for you

Cozmodiar: yo abs

whyaskwhyb: STANG: DCC

Cozmodiar: whoah, far out

Cozmodiar: thanks maan ;)

RevJC: here he goes

Cozmodiar: =)

absCNN: we will bomb the afghans I bet

Cozmodiar: yeah

RevJC: can't establishg connection

magdalen: damn, nbc still has nothing on the president

Jimbo: its not stupid, but it was just shoved in there

nu-monet: Hey, it's TUESDAY, they sure AS HELL better not CANCEL BATTLEBOTS ON COMEDY. That would REALLY PISS ME OFF!

absCNN: My boss is in the reserves, Ill let you know after work tonight if he mobilizes

BUCHWALD_: where is president bush right now?

RevJC: here iis

magdalen: BUCHWALD_: we're not allowed to know, silly

RevJC: "full resource of govt are ...savings lives"

RevJC: "make no mistake"

RevJC: "US will hunt down and punish"

BUCHWALD_: fuck you magdalen

RevJC: hey heard this alredy

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absCNN: we have been in touch....world leaqders

nu-monet: Last I saw Bush he was dancing the Lambada with one of the Four Horsemen

absCNN: will do what efver necessary

magdalen: BUCHWALD_: huh? it's the truth! he's at a secret location, for our protection

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BUCHWALD_: are you all from usa?

nu-monet: Bush has been sanitized for our protection?

absCNN: Nore from malaysia

priestess: They mostly are. I'm in London.

magdalen: mostly, yeah, BUCHWALD_

BUCHWALD_: is anybody from europe?

spazzed: hes going to go furiosly masturbate

spazzed: whos the blind guy?

absCNN: brb

priestess: BUCHWALD_: I'm in London.

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Jimbo: i need a PACK of cigarettes

Jimbo: NEED

Jimbo: NEED!!!

nu-monet: THERE SURE AS HELL BETTER NOT BE ANY FUCKING 'BOTS IN HERE.

Koenig: Have a Camel

magdalen dccs Jimbo a pack of smokes

Cozmodiar: i am not a bot

whyaskwhyb: NU: WHAT OF IT?

Closing DCC CHAT connection to whyaskwhybot

Closed DCC CHAT connection to whyaskwhybot

anonymouse: They make bots that fuck?

nu-monet: Camel==Arab==BAD

Jimbo: i'm going out now. praise "Bob", hail the good ol U.S. of A.

whyaskwhyb: I'll FUCK YA

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Cozmodiar: why are you banning him jesus

magdalen: oh dear, supposing this pack is the last pack of camels I'll ever get!

LouMinatti: Bush is terrible. Roosavelt he is not. That speech was weak. No memorable tag-line that will echoe down through the ages. A lack of eloquence that will live in infamy.

whyaskwhyb: bush is a CORNDOG

Cozmodiar: yeah, he needed a rallying line

nu-monet: Yep. No more camels, or falafel, or hummus, or other arab stuff

anonymouse: Guuber the talking horse.

Cozmodiar: he's a cornpone country cunt

JimboPISSE: really makes sense now. Nuclear doom, something to laugh about

whyaskwhyb: the Ev Mecham of PResidents

Cozmodiar: fuck, those bastards are gonna take my humus

JimboPISSE: i'm out

nu-monet: HEY, ON THE PLUS SIDE: NO MORE ALGEBRA!

Koenig: Beware of the Lurking Falafel!

whyaskwhyb: NO MORE CASEY KASEM!

RevJC: Because I am unable to punch him accross the IRC

DeleriuM: Has the US dollar dropped yet?

magdalen: are tunisian olives from arabia?

nu-monet: Loose lips sip falafel

Koenig: Tunis

nu-monet: tunis==Moroc

nu-monet: co

magdalen: ah, so that's africa, no?

Stang: DAWN OF THE DEAD -- at the beginning, when society is breaking down and the world is ending, there's this one emergency worker guy who's DESPERATE for a cigaret... and you KNOW that he's not going to get one before he dies and becomes a zombie... that was a paranoia of mine when I still smoked. "WHAT IF ROAD WARRIOR WORLD CAME, WHERE WOULD I GET MY 'FRIGGIES??"

Stang: Strange what a national crisis will bring out in people.

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Koenig: Dubya is on

RevJC: Koenig: Live

AsquireMSN: Stang-- AWESOME MOVIE!!!!!! i love ... Day of the dead is pretty awesome too

anonymouse: Magdalen: It's creepy that nobody is