Here's something I posted at the Better Sex for Mutants Message Board in
August. I hope maybe it'll help everyone understand that this
in-fighting is really pointless (pretty much as pointless as people
disliking or distrusting one another because of skin color/clothing/or
other esthetic differences):
"Putrefying Pink
14-Aug-99 10:40:08
Something awful happened to me last weekend. I was given an intervention
by several family members. Not a drug intervention,
no, that'd be pointless and hypocritical of the alcoholic white-trash
(fauxyuppiesque) gamblers anonsfux. No, no, it was a
"you're a complete psycho because of the weird shit you write and the
unnormal crap you read and there's something obviously
wrong with you you little fucker if you aren't obsessed with money and
power and dominating your little castle of life like we
do" intervention.
Well, they were part right.
MY OWN FATHER set me up for this. And they had me trapped in a little
shore house where they accused me of being a serial
killing, child molesting, human flesh devouring CULT member. Wo is me
and they're all members of the biggest most
ridiculous MURDERING cult ever foisted on the human race but not that
that matters any. And to add insult to slander, they
accused me of being a LIBERAL COMMUNIST MANIFESTOING PEACE-LOVING WORLD
FEEDING HIPPIE!!!!! MY OWN
FATHER set me up for this.
Needless to say, I changed all of the six intervening minds excepting
for two, one of which was my own FATHER'S!!!!
Not to mention the fact that before that turn-about moment came, they
dropped hints of murdering me to do the world the favor
(ironically, i keyed "father" in there instead of "favor". Freudian
typo, eh?)
Well...that's the last time I agree to go on a "boys" weekend with them.
"It's to get away from our wives," it was explained to
me. I ENJOY BEING WITH MY WIFE! DOES THAT MAKE ME DANGEROUS!?!?!?!
Combined with free-thought and the fact that I've become highly
interested in the Subgenius Foundation and "Bob" (that was for
you Semilama), it does make me dangerous. Set up by my own FATHER!
FALSELY ACCUSED BY MY OWN FATHER!?!!?!?
The fact remains that I have always known that my dad was a racist,
misogynistic, conservative, money-greedy, power-greedy,
faithless, passionless, flesh eating zombie thigh fat FUCKER!!!, but I
never thought that was an excuse to give him an
ASSHOLE INTERVENTION!!!!!!!
I quoted Woody Allen quoting Groucho Marx: "I'd never belong to a club
that would have me for a member."
"We know what that CULT is all about," they fingerfuckered pointed to
me.
YOU know what "Bob" is ABOUT!?!??!!? JESUS I WISHED YOU'D CLUE ME IN!!!
BECAUSE I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA
WHAT IT'S ABOUT!!! I JUST KINDA LIKE WHAT "Bob" SEEMS TO BE ABOUT
(TO[2]ME!!)!!!!!!!
"Bob" makes me laugh. "Bob" empowers me. "Bob" helps me feel better
about not being like THEM. "Bob" makes the end of the
world something to sorta look forward to seeing (particularly after a
long day at work with pinks trapped in a cubicle like a
veal-to-be).
Well, I convinced them. The fuckers. And I still don't respect their
familiar cockfucked brainwashed minds. And THEY realized
that my father turned them against me not because he REALLY thought I
was a serial killer or anything, but because I don't
want to be a zombie like him, because I think his new wife is a
brainless flesh construct with a few useful holes in it, because
the color of my wife's skin is the wrong COLOR to him, because I refuse
to be like a MAN that would set up and TORTURE his
OWN SON, no matter WHAT the circumstances, because I CAN'T be PINK (even
if I tried).
FUCK HIM THAT ZOMBIE EATER!!! And from the faces I saw departing that
weekend, HE was going to get some MAJOR
anti-slack (rather than the typical false-slack he's accustomed to) from
his BELOVED family that he sells mutual funds to.
I just have one question, in several parts: Do I hate him? or do I
"hate" him? Do I HATE him? or do I "HATE" him? Do I
"HATE" him? or do I DISEASED RAGNORAKING PINK PUTREFYING PULPING
FESTERING SICK SOCIETY AND WE'RE
JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO DIE HATE him?"
Maybe it's time we started realizing who the real enemy is and stopped
this petty crap between each other. Splitting into f(r)actions
certainly isn't the answer to our collective problems.
But in defenze of my genetic make-up here's a letter from my mom after I
posted said rant on my site:
"Date:
Wed, 22 Sep 99 20:33PM PDT
From:
Siribus@webtv.net
To:
Brthrn@netscape.net
Subject:
If You Do...Don't!
Because HATE FEEDS on Positive energy and the Gods only know, how
very
little there is to go around. It was understandable then, that
moment,
when you were shocked to actually see the "Genetics" which you share
were actually bashing about in in your body.
Consider this....The Blood, the Bad Blood washed the 'Sins" away as
Christ's Blood was intended to do for mankind, AGAIN, SOME OF US
UNDERSTOOD, but many did not...I thought that he did when I wished
for
YOU....I am sorry.
Just as my sorrow and anger have turned to Joy! So will yours,
Because
you have been able to Come Home Again, where you are loved and
endeared
for your obtuse thinking and your passionate, lavishious WORDS. No
one
will DOUBT or JUDGE, lest HE BE JUDGED!
The 'NEW AGE" is upon us...let the Haters hate, the Judgers Judge and
the Brethren clasp hands and wait, Time Tells All, haven't you seen
it
in your Dreams? Don't give in to Darkside, Follow the Light, your
heart
and your soul, leave the darkness behind, go forward, keep focused
and
concentrate on the light, where fulfillment. forgiveness and peace
will
set you free for all times now and in the future, Easy as well as
Hard.
When you are angry, you sound just like him....please stop, it is
without doubt your only true malady, you must try to contain the
contamination and not allow it to hurt or consume your person .
Because
AFTERALL...IT WAS ME THAT HE STILL HATES, NOT YOU, YOU HAVE AND HAVE
ALWAYS BEEN THE ONE AND ONLY WEAPON HE HAD TO PUNISH ME
WITH...Hurting
YOU is Hurting ME...Don't you see that! I stopped loving him a long
time ago, when he burned at the stake, bhe knew, knows that my
children
are my achillies, hence...it was YOUR turn, thats all.
Forgive him his completeness of ignorance, He, They have no
comprehension, they have NEVER EVER had thoughts such as we, they
fear
us because they do not understand, have pity and MOVE ON.
Love him for the love he did give to you, because trust me, it was
probably all he had left, I saw it in his eyes, the emptiness and
darkness which was very fixed and trapped, of course he refused to
open
the gate of cage, why? because of fear, its all about fear isn't it?
Fear is the Mother Tumor of every crime that has ever been comitted,
think on it.
I would never lie to you on purpose, please believe me. Remove this
Fatherless-pyche proclamation from your Web Site, it is not worthy of
your ART. I Love you. Mom."
I'm the product of a mutual funds salesman and a free-spirit/witch.
It's like I'm the punch-line of some parapsychology in-joke.
numbernone (AdvinScien@mailcity.com)
Brthrn (member: http://dangermedia.org/)
Ethos Grimm
Arianna Lull
Yuprock Heresy
Trew Bahktin
General Absurd
Thomas Rhodes
Jung Bull Wee
Rev.(Pending) Matthew Rhodes (http://sites.netscape.net/brthrn/brthrn)
Dan [the boring one]
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From: W'Gary Seven Wilco <gary7@mail.com>
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Subject: Re: A little something on the Subgenius/Discordian thing
Date: 29 Sep 1999 13:43:54 -0700
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In article <37F0F92F.AFA1AA35@home.com>, Matthew says...
>
>Set up by my own FATHER!
>
>FALSELY ACCUSED BY MY OWN FATHER!?!!?!?
>
>The fact remains that I have always known that my dad was a racist,
>misogynistic, conservative, money-greedy, power-greedy,
>faithless, passionless, flesh eating zombie thigh fat FUCKER!!!, but I
>never thought that was an excuse to give him an
>ASSHOLE INTERVENTION!!!!!!!
I thik Jesus said the same thing in a couple of gnostic texts.
Watch your back.
Over and Over,
Agent Gary Seven, Intelligence, Stingray International.
http://stingrayinternational.virtualave.net
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From: revscat@nospamguapo.airmail.net (Rev. Scatological Warfare)
On Wed, 29 Sep 1999 21:37:13 GMT, Matthew Rhodes
<reveriecomics@home.com> schlepped:
>But somehow I doubt I'll find Jesus calling his old man a "flesh-eating
>zombie fat FUCKER!!!" Although, I could just as easily be wrong.
I dunno. I'd be pretty pissed if my dad nailed me to a tree. I mean, I
understand the saving everybody's soul and all that, but was it really
NECESSARY? Couldn't we come up with a better way? Like a lottery or
something?
"My bail was set at $100,000. For $10 worth of weed!"
- Dr. Tim Leary
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From: lachance@tmt.de (Marc Lachance)
Matthew Rhodes <reveriecomics@home.com> wrote:
> Here's something I posted at the Better Sex for Mutants Message Board in
> August. I hope maybe it'll help everyone understand that this
> in-fighting is really pointless (pretty much as pointless as people
(snip)
I think you miss the whole point of this infighting. That#s to be
understood, because nobody gets the point of this whole infighting
thingy. We're all too busy having fun to get the point.
Don't forget that a lot of Discordians are also SubGenii, and
vice-versa. And if you ask why we just can't all get along, well...
(This has been a pubic massage from the Litai Cabal. You have been
wormed. Fnord.)
--
/\ Marc Etienne Lachance, KSC, LMAA
/<>\ Danubist, Ateist, and well,
/____\ *you* figure it out. Argwuffle.
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From: "A Jewish Christian" <DogmaBitesMan>
Marc Lachance <lachance@tmt.de> wrote in message
news:1dyv63g.1e991ng7538v0N@ppps27.bayreuth-online.de...
>
> Don't forget that a lot of Discordians are also SubGenii, and
> vice-versa. And if you ask why we just can't all get along, well...
>
and some have lips *made* for kissing two sets of asses.
Jewish Christian
>
>
> --
> /\ Marc Etienne Lachance, KSC, LMAA
> /<>\ Danubist, Ateist, and well,
> /____\ *you* figure it out. Argwuffle.
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From: decadence@subgenius.com (Sister Decadence)
On Tue, 28 Sep 1999 16:01:13 GMT, Matthew Rhodes
<reveriecomics@home.com> wrote:
[snipped for space]
>FUCK HIM THAT ZOMBIE EATER!!! And from the faces I saw departing that
>weekend, HE was going to get some MAJOR
>anti-slack (rather than the typical false-slack he's accustomed to) from
>his BELOVED family that he sells mutual funds to.
>
>I just have one question, in several parts: Do I hate him? or do I
>"hate" him? Do I HATE him? or do I "HATE" him? Do I
>"HATE" him? or do I DISEASED RAGNORAKING PINK PUTREFYING PULPING
>FESTERING SICK SOCIETY AND WE'RE
>JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO DIE HATE him?"
Good GOD man! Did this REALLY happen to you? Oh my god. All I can
say here is I feel for you. Oh, and "kill them all"! No wait, just
your dad. Hey, we can kill our dads together....mine's a real dick
too. Feels weird to hate your dad...like, you're supposed to love him
'cause he's your DAD fer chrissakes, but truly....he's just a dick. I
can empathize with you, more than you know.
>
> Just as my sorrow and anger have turned to Joy! So will yours,
>Because
> you have been able to Come Home Again, where you are loved and
>endeared
> for your obtuse thinking and your passionate, lavishious WORDS. No
>one
> will DOUBT or JUDGE, lest HE BE JUDGED!
What the HELL is "lavishious"? This is from your mom? Is she one o'
them X-tians?
>
> When you are angry, you sound just like him....please stop, it is
> without doubt your only true malady, you must try to contain the
> contamination and not allow it to hurt or consume your person .
Amazing the ones that think like this. it's when we hold that hate IN
that we posison ourselves. We must SET IT FREE to relieve our bodies
and souls of toting that CRAP around! Praise "Bob"! Okay, I know what
she's saying is purty good, esp. down below, but what can I say? I
believe in anger being set FREE!
> I would never lie to you on purpose, please believe me. Remove this
> Fatherless-pyche proclamation from your Web Site, it is not worthy of
> your ART. I Love you. Mom."
She is an interesting gal. Sees much maybe. But then, sees little
too.
>
>I'm the product of a mutual funds salesman and a free-spirit/witch.
>It's like I'm the punch-line of some parapsychology in-joke.
Never seen a gene mix like THIS before.
I initially read this post because I'm all about the FREAKS joining
up against the CON. I've posted as much. But I got so much MORE than
what I'd anticipated here. I'm stunned. I have to leave this ng NOW.
"Government is an association of men who do violence to the rest of us."
-Tolstoy
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From: jesusiscoming <jesusiscoming_1999@yahoo.com>
THE TRICK, IS TO LOOK FOR THE ONES WHO CAP THEIR NATURAL
hate FOR EXTENDED PERIODS OF TIME, THEN IT'S JUST A MATTER
OF HELPING THEM unleash IT UNDER JUST THE right
circumstances.
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From: pugmon <pugmon@netaxis.com>
I have two observations to make for no good reason at all.
One: Whoa dude! Your mom's a Jedi!
Two: How many of those people in the beach house will be sending in their
30$?
Call me a bitter misanthropic jerk, but there are times when the image of
dancing atop my fathers grave brings light and hope into my twisted heart.
It works for me.
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From: "whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@INFOMAGIC.COM>
I recently met up with my ex-tormentor/stepfather after 15 years away from
the internment camp/home. We have "issues". I told him he was a big man
when he weighed in at 225 and had a 14 year old kid to pick on but WHAT
ABOUT NOW? He tried to scoot off quick but I followed him and called him a
little punk bitch (been listenin to Tupac) in front of his new wife and he
didn't do nuthin but look all skeert. HOW'S IT FEEL? And now we have
closure.
To quote a great man "bwahahahahahahahahhahahahaha"
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