From: legume@subgenius.com (Legume)
Date: Thu, 21 Sep 2000 06:51:12 -0000
OK, kids, I'm BROKE, and the big project I've been working on for the last year, the one that'd guarantee me big bucks for years to come has been ruthless STOLEN from me by a greedy and unethical PINK company with enough lawyers on their side to sucessfully screw a poor SubGenius preacher out of his props.
So I come before you again, with my hat out. Anyone caring to just trust me and send me raw cash can do so, and I'll suck all your dicks on the escape vessels when they arrive.
However, if you want something for your money, you can now buy the COOLEST SUBGENIUS T-SHIRT EVER, from http://www.cafepress.com/drlegume/
It features my new Official Church Logo and Slogan. Check it out, and if you can't figure out what it means, read it out loud over and over until you hear what you're REALLY saying. The shirts cost $17.99 ($3 more for humungous sizes), and I make seven bucks every time someone buys one. Cafe Press accepts Visa, Mastercard, Discover and American Express cards, as well as checks.
There are coffee mugs emblazoned with the logo too, two sizes, regular, and Big-Ass Coffee God Thirst-Fucker size.
---------------------------------- Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume
Looking for the New World and the Palace in the Sun
Original file name: The Coolest subGenius t-Shirt E - converted on Sunday, 11 March 2001, 14:27
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