George Harrison: Let's Start A Pool

From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Date: Fri, Nov 30, 2001 10:14 AM

Who will be next?

(1) Walrus2 or
(2) Ringo?

and how soon?

Bets?

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Subject: Re: Let's Start A Pool
From: "irk" <reply@here.please>

Atouk will definitely be next.
Sir McCheesy has that distgusting
foutain of youth Dick Clark quality
about him.

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From: "IMBJR" <you@know.where>

I'm begining to think you and me are the same person.

First we seem to trawl the 'net in the same manner, judging by the links you
post, and now this ... just what I was thinking this morning.

nu-monet wrote in message <3C07A254.390A@succeeds.com>...
>Who will be next?
>
>(1) Walrus2 or

Mmm, I thought there was only 1, or if there were 2, then the first was
Paul.

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From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

IMBJR wrote:
>
> I'm begining to think you and me are the same person.

No, we are not the same person, we are the same person.

It's a matter of the sentient parasite inhabiting and
controlling our brain when we are asleep. Trouble is,
the parasite thinks it is we and we are the parasite.
And since it sleeps when we are awake, it thinks that
what we think we are doing is a dream, as much as what
we dream is what the parasite thinks it is doing when
it is awake.

The trouble is, that we think it is destroying our mind,
and it thinks we are destroying its mind. So we must
kill it before it kills us. Depending on who we are,
that is. Are we we or are we the parasite? For that is
the irony: neither we nor the parasite can tell the
difference any more. Which tissue is healthy and which
is infested? With our trembling surgeon's hand, we must
excise the bad brain tissue, but which is it? It all
looks the same! And with such primitive instruments!
An electric drill with a wood auger! A rusty icepick
with a bent tip! Some rubber tubing with a squeeze
bulb on the end! The brain is complex! Terribly,
terribly complicated! How can we possibly cut out just
the bad parts? The EVIL parts? The SINFUL, parasitic
parts? The parts that cause INSOMNIA AND MASTURBATION
even though mommy says that it is WRONG AND BAD!!!

AAAAIIIIIEEEEEGGGGGHHHH!

Hmmm.

Kin I have a cookie?

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From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

"irk" <reply@here.please> then wrote:

>Atouk will definitely be next.
>Sir McCheesy has that distgusting
>foutain of youth Dick Clark quality
>about him.
>

Yeah. Have you noticed it's kinda downright UNHEALTHY to be
associated with Paul McCartney lately? INCREASINGLY so?

Look at the timeline. First Lennon in '80. Then Lady McCartney, a
couple years ago. Then recently Michael Jackson's 'perrenial youth'
collapsed horrifically. Now Harrison.

I think McCartney has some kind of William Burroughs-ish soul vampire
thing going. And as he gets older he needs MORE. It's accelerating.
When they visited the Maharishi he was the only one who took notes.
He learned some dark ancient Yoga secret. It was right -after- that
the whole 'Paul is dead' thing started. Well Paul wasn't dead. He
was DEATH. It had begun. Paul, young and beautiful and wanting to
stay that way forever. Some kind of deal with the little fanged hindu
devi. They go suck out the life and come back and regurgitate it for
him like a mother bird regurgitating breakfast for her young. He
wants to be 25 wearing those cuban boots and on top of the world
forever. But he's getting OLD. He's getting lines on his face. He
needs MORE. NOW.

Therefore I predict Paul will live to be very very old like WSB or
until somebody sticks a wooden stake in his ass, whichever comes
first.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Fuck the good fight.

Sig by Kookie Jar 5.98d http://go.to/generalfrenetics/
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From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
>
> ...I think McCartney has some kind of William
> Burroughs-ish soul vampire thing going. And as
> he gets older he needs MORE. It's accelerating...

Cher.

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