A trolling we will go?

From: subspecies23@aol.com (SubSpecies23)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Feb 14, 2002 1:56 AM
Message-ID: <20020214015601.22269.00000242@mb-cn.aol.com>

Here's a troll for you:

"I *liked* "Battlefield Earth."
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Subject: Re: A trolling we will go?
From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>

Here's a better one:

"When will the Church of the SubGenius get some GOOD-LOOKING women?"

--
Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume
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"I don't need to vote for Legume's work to submit that he's handed guys
like you your asses. He's Tarzan on a big red scooter and you'll never
catch him". ---Februus
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Subject: Re: A trolling we will go?
From: AnoN NonA <anywherebut@here.org>

Answer: when the church gets some good lookin' menfolk.
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Subject: Re: A trolling we will go?
From: "Alliekatt" <alleykatzen@hotmail.com>

What kind of good looking?

The only Yeti women I know who could fit into the centerfold biker babe
blonde bombshell big tit category, are jaded lesbians with copious
overflowing HATE, who laugh loudly and get out the genitorture whips when
some pudknocker has the fleabrain to ask if he can watch.

And it always tickles me to death that they genuinely prefer to eat the
pussy of women like ME. However I usually turn them down due to their taste
for cocaine.

alliekatt
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Subject: Re: A trolling we will go?
From: HellPope Huey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>

>>"I *liked* "Battlefield Earth."

Then you'll go GA-GA over the new promotional Scooby-Doo tampons.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Aw, whatever happened
to our long lingering conversations
in the moonlight,
the way I would feed you masticated plums
like a mommy bird,
the way you'd tenderly stroke my scalp?
I'm so lonely now that you've taken up
with the Korean houseboy.
How can you be so enamored
of someone who has no hips? *SIGH*

"Mmmm, unexplained BACON...."
- my niece, 12

"It can giggle at us all it wants,
but the Galaxy's not gettin' any of our bourbon."
- "Enterprise"
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Subject: Re: A trolling we will go?
From: fossil_1984@hotmail.com (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel)

"Lord of the Rings could've been better."

--
C.

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Subject: Re: A trolling we will go?
From: HellPope Huey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>

"Do these pants make my ass look fat?"

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Subject: Re: A trolling we will go?
From: "Col. Sphinx Drummond" <sphinx@subgenius.com>

>
> What kind of good looking?

I prefer the filthy rich and morally bankrupt kind.

-Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR
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Subject: Re: A trolling we will go?
From: "Col. Sphinx Drummond" <sphinx@subgenius.com>

>
> "Do these pants make my ass look fat?"

Actually, I think they make your ass look not as fat.

-Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR
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Subject: Re: A trolling we will go?
From: fossil_1984@hotmail.com (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel)

>
> "Do these pants make my ass look fat?"
>

Say nothing. Hand her a box of chocolate.

--
C.
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Subject: Re: A trolling we will go?
From: atropos <atropos@moerae.edu>

"This newsgroup used to be really good but now it sucks."

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Subject: Re: A trolling we will go?
From: HellPope Huey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>

>
>Say nothing. Hand her a box of chocolate.

Say nothing. Smile real big. Pour chocolate ON her box. Eat lustily.
Some things make words so pale.

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Subject: Re: A trolling we will go?
From: prostata@bronze.coil.com (The Stinking Bishop Prostata Cantata MP)

>> >
>> > "I *liked* "Battlefield Earth."
>>
>> "Lord of the Rings could've been better."
>
>"This newsgroup used to be really good but now it sucks."

"RACIST!"

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I have burped, farted, and sneezed at the same time, and I am still
alive. --Dan Povenmire, Los Angeles
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Subject: Re: A trolling we will go?
From: HellPope Huey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>

"IRISHMAN!"

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Subject: Re: A trolling we will go?
From: wbarwell@starbase.neosoft.com (William Barwell)


Bush is turning out to be a truely great president.

Pope Charles
SubGenius Pope of Houston
Slack!
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