Subject: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?

From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>

I remember when I first met Stang. I heard this knock on my door one day,
and standing there, big as life, was the Right Reverend Ivan Stang Himself.

And I'll never forget the first words he said to me.

"Hey mister, for ten bucks I'll cut your lawn and clean up all the dog crap
in your yard."

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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

And I'll bet you haggled him down to five bucks, and then spit water
melon seeds at him from the porch when he passed by with the lawn
mower. BUT HE WAS GREATFUL, because he knew that many other founders
of totally whacked UFO cults were so poor that they had to BORROW
other people's shoes, just to get around in, etc.

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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: t3dy@aol.comeinside (sned the bold)

he responded to one of my posts once.
it was a pretty stupid post (mine)
not sure if i believe it was really "him"
(if there is a "really him" to believe in)

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: 2/26/01 2:02 PM Pacific Standard

t3dy@aol.comingle (sned the bold) wrote:

> J.R. = 2 letters
> "Bob" = 3 letters (5 characters counting the earrings)
> Dobbs = 5 letters
>
> getting suspiciously wilsonian in heah

Suspiciously? I had breakfast with Pope Robert Anton Wilson yesterday
(pic on a.b.s.) and he admitted to having been created by J.R. "Bob"
Dobbs... I think... or could it have ben his "Pooka" in disguise doing
the talking?

-Sned The Bold Dragon
www.geocities.com/snedthebold/
"if you whip it out you're dead before your piss hits the floor"
-emilio estevez in "the breakfast club"
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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: "Alliekatt" <alleykatzen@hotmail.com>

He told me that he saw my tits.

Well they're pretty hard to miss.

alliekatt
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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

>
> "Hey mister, for ten bucks I'll cut your lawn and clean
> up all the dog crap in your yard."
>

Yeah and I bet you chased him away whilst beating him about
the head & shoulders and screaming, "No! You can't have ANY!
It's MINE, ALL MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!"

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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>

Well, it WAS.

--
Dr.Legume

"The idea of you dead and horribly mutilated turns me on."
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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the Monsters)

>"Hey mister, for ten bucks I'll cut your lawn and clean up all the dog crap
>in your yard."
>

Hey, thats simular to the way I meet him, except he offered to crap on my lawn
for $5!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"Just think, the next time I shoot someone I could get arrested!"

Lt. Frank Dredin, "The Naked Gun"
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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: Kopi Luwak <kopi@plopmail.com>

>
>"Hey mister, for ten bucks I'll cut your lawn and clean up all the dog crap
>in your yard."

did he spit or swallow?
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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: "St. Marc the Perpetually Amused" <disciple@templeoferis.org>

I didn't. He thought I was someone who owed him money and he ran away,
because in the goodness of his heart he didn't want to have to ask for it.

Also he knew as soon as he collected any funds due Dobbs would show up and
demand them all PLUS late charges PLUS collection fees PLUS a penalty for
Stang being too slow to collect the money in the first place. More trouble
than it's worth.

St. Marc

Ghawar is dying.
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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: "Blackout" <blackout@404infomagic.net>

Start of sweetmen buffer: Fri Nov 02 19:17:33 2001
Session Ident: sweetmen (__________@213.30.46.74)
<sweetmen> are you a girl?
<whybot> YES
<sweetmen> what's your name?
<whybot> I AM LEGUME
<sweetmen> ?
<whybot> DO YOU HAVE PICTURE, SEND IT
<whybot> IT HAS NO VIRUS, YES?
<sweetmen> no , don't have virus
<whybot> OK I TAKE IT NOW IF YOU SEND I TRUST YOU
<sweetmen> but what kind of picture do you want?
<whybot> WHAT KIND YOU GOT?
<whybot> I SEND YOU BACK SAME KIND YOU SEND ME
<sweetmen> of me , i don't have
<whybot> no?
<sweetmen> no
<sweetmen> what age are you?
<whybot> WHAT KIND PICTURE YOU WANT TO SEND THEN?
<whybot> I 17
<sweetmen> and name?
<whybot> ALMOST 18
<sweetmen> i'm 21
<whybot> LEGUME
<sweetmen> are you joking to me?
<whybot> MY PARENTS HIPPIES
<whybot> YOU KNOW
<sweetmen> legume in portugal mens food
<sweetmen> legume in portugal means food
<sweetmen> but ok
<whybot> I NOT FOOD BUT I TASTE YUMMY! : )
<sweetmen> :)
<sweetmen> :)
<sweetmen> and do you have boyfriend?
<whybot> NO
<whybot> WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE?
<whybot> YOU NO HAVE POICTURE?
<sweetmen> your picture don't send to me!
<whybot> YOU SEND FIRST
<sweetmen> try again
<sweetmen> i have no picture
<sweetmen> i don't have scanner
<whybot> IF YOU LOOK NICE I SEND TO YOU
<sweetmen> may i know you better?
<sweetmen> i think i look nice
<sweetmen> but........
<whybot> I NEED PICTURE OF SOME KIND, I LIKE TO SEE WHAT I AM DEALING
WITH
<sweetmen> yes me too
<whybot> MAYBE YOU BIG AND FAT
<sweetmen> fat?
<sweetmen> :)
<sweetmen> you are joking
<whybot> DO YOU HAVE STANG IN PORTUGAL?
<sweetmen> what means stang?
<sweetmen> i'm learning english
<sweetmen> what means stang?
<whybot> STANG IS BIGSHOT IN AMERICA.
<whybot> HE LOOK LIKE HIPPIE BUT HAS SOOTHING VOICE
<whybot> RADIO STAR, YES?
<sweetmen> i'm trying to understand
<whybot> I JUST WANT KNOW IF YOU HAVE HEARD OF STANG
<whybot> HE IS REALLY HOT IN AMERICA NOW
<sweetmen> no
<sweetmen> i don't heard
<sweetmen> are you a beautiful girl?
<whybot> WHAT KIND PICTURE YOU SEND ME THEN?
<whybot> I AM HOT LOOKING
<sweetmen> are you a beautiful girl?
<whybot> YES
<sweetmen> oh......
<sweetmen> :)
<whybot> VERY MUCH SO
<sweetmen> send me your picture......
<whybot> AT LEAST MY FREINDS SAY SO. "LEGUME< YOU GET ME SO HOT"
<sweetmen> :)
<whybot> NO PICTURE TIL YOU SEND ME ONE FIRST
<sweetmen> i'm hot too
<whybot> HOW HAT?
<whybot> HOT?
<sweetmen> i can't
<sweetmen> sorry
<sweetmen> sorry
<whybot> MAYBE I GO NOW
<sweetmen> i don't have scanner
<sweetmen> no
<whybot> I NEED PICTURE TO "WARM UP"
<sweetmen> don't left me
<whybot> SEND ME SOMETHING
<sweetmen> like what?
<whybot> YOU PICK
<whybot> SO I KNOW WHAT YOUR INTENTIONS BE LIKE
<sweetmen> i send a picture to a strange, it's dangerous
<sweetmen> i send a picture to a strange person, it's dangerous
<whybot> IT DANGEROUS TO RECIEVE
<whybot> NOT TO GIVE
<sweetmen> legume listen to me
<sweetmen> ok?
<whybot> OK
<sweetmen> i can't send you a picture
<whybot> WHAT YOU NEED?
<sweetmen> i don't have scanner
<sweetmen> ok?
<sweetmen> do you undersand?
<whybot> SEND ME OTHER PICTURE THEN
<whybot> YOU HAVE SOME PICTURE, YES?
<whybot> ANY?
<sweetmen> ok
<sweetmen> i will send other picture
<sweetmen> of sex?
<sweetmen> do you want?
<sweetmen> :)
<sweetmen> are you afraid?
<sweetmen> do you left me?
<whybot> I HERE
<whybot> SURE
<sweetmen> ?
<whybot> SEND ME YOUR FAVORITE
<sweetmen> ok
<sweetmen> it's a hot picture
<sweetmen> :)
<sweetmen> are you already seen the picture?
<whybot> YES THAT PICTURE HOT BUT NOT AS HOT AS ME
<sweetmen> do you want more?
<sweetmen> send me too ok?
<whybot> YES MORE FIRST IT GET LEGUME ALL SMOSSHY INSIDE
<sweetmen> what?
<sweetmen> smosshy?
<whybot> SMOOSHY
<sweetmen> i don't understnad
<sweetmen> i don't understand
<sweetmen> may i make you a few questions?
<whybot> YES
<sweetmen> what are the image of Portugal in USA?
<sweetmen> what is the image of Portugal in USA?
<whybot> IT IS ON THE MAP NEXT TO SPAIN, RIGHT?
<sweetmen> yes that right
<sweetmen> what city where are you now?
<whybot> I DON"T SAY TOO MUCH, I DON'T KNOW YOU YET.
<sweetmen> legume
<whybot> SOME GUY FIND OUT WHERE LIVE STANG AND FOLLOW HIM AROUND WITH
CHAINSAW FOR 2 WEEKS
<whybot> HOW I KNOW YOU NOT HIM?
<sweetmen> :)
<sweetmen> :)
<sweetmen> i'm a portuguese men
<sweetmen> i never go out of portugal
<sweetmen> i'm a student
<sweetmen> and you?
<whybot> I STUDY THINGS AS WELL
<whybot> BUT FOR MONEY I AM PERFORMANCE ARTIST
<sweetmen> i don't understand
<sweetmen> can you explain better
<sweetmen> stang is a singer right?
<whybot> YES HE SING
<whybot> HIS VOICE SWEET LIKE 1000 POUNDS OF SUGAR
<sweetmen> why dou you talk very much about stang?
<sweetmen> why do you talk very much about stang?
<whybot> I LIKE HIM VERY MUCH RIGHT NOW
<whybot> AND YOU?
<sweetmen> i never heard about him
<sweetmen> :)
<whybot> YOU WILL
<whybot> HE ROCK IT HARDCORE
<sweetmen> maybe
<sweetmen> i like limp bizkit
<sweetmen> they are americans
<sweetmen> ~right?
<sweetmen> right?
<whybot> HE SOUND LIKE FRED DURST ON ACID
<whybot> YES, AMERICANS
<whybot> HOLD ON I GO LOOK AT LAST PICTURE YOU SEND
<sweetmen> are you more hot that britney spears?
<sweetmen> :)
<whybot> YES, I MELT ALUMINUM!
<sweetmen> :)
<sweetmen> what time is in america?
<whybot> 7:03 EVENING
<whybot> I SEN PICTURE SOON
<sweetmen> oh
<sweetmen> nice
<sweetmen> here is 2:03 night
<whybot> WHAT YOU DOING UP SO LATE? YOU UP TO TROUBLE, YES?
<sweetmen> no
<whybot> YOU TRY AND FIND GIRL FOR TROUBLE, YES?
<sweetmen> no
<sweetmen> i finished my study now
<sweetmen> i will go sleep
<sweetmen> but what time do you begin to sleep?
<sweetmen> i don't like trouble
<sweetmen> beleive me
<whybot> I SEND YOU PICTURE NOW I THINK
<sweetmen> ok?
<sweetmen> ok
<whybot> THIS ONE IT I THINK, IT HOT
<sweetmen> what picture is this?
<whybot> IT ME NEKKID
<whybot> <sends legumechihuahua pic>
<whybot> YOU LIKE, YES?
<sweetmen> are you crazy?
<sweetmen> i go sleep
<whybot> WHAT?
<whybot> YOU NO LIKE?
<sweetmen> i think you are crazy
<whybot> I SEND YOU PICTURE OF ME IN THONG!!!
<whybot> AND YOU NOT LIKE?
<whybot> YOU MAKE LEGUME SAD INSIDE!!!
No such nick/channel
End of sweetmen buffer Fri Nov 02 19:17:33 2001
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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: HellPope Huey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>

In article <Srh%7.56$ia.50@nwrddc02.gnilink.net>, "Alliekatt" says...
>
>He told me that he saw my tits.
>>Well they're pretty hard to miss.

Hey, me too!

Actually, he came up to me in a New Orleans bus station and offered to blow me
for $20 because he needed bus fare home. I didn't have bus fare either, much
less sex money for a skinny spawn of Satan, so we had a dick duel in the middle
of the station like we were fencing and a disgusted rich Pink lady gave us $100
to leave. And then it turned out that "Bob" was driving the bus and charged us
zip because of the laugh he got and we split the money for frop.

And that's how we came to be co-directors of entertainment here in Atlantis.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
The Pastries Suck At The Cafe Depresso

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From: revjim@strangegames.com (Reverend Jim)

You mean there really is an Ivan Stang? I've had email from him of
course, but I thought he was implemented through some kind of
comittee, like the Internet Oracle or Big Brother or Dubya. Wow.

I have met very few Saved SubGenii, for the simple reason that every
time I have my sights set on attending some Devival or X^n-Day or
Field Trip, something always intervenes at the last minute...
almost... suspiciously. I HAVE met some by complete accident, even
one here in Prague (he was a Merkin, though). Also there's clearly a
SubGenius infiltrating the local magazine "Think" here, since I've
seen it steal SubG clipart and actually claim that 9-11 was predicted
in the PreScriptures. Right across the street from me there's a
Baptist "mission" too -- here, in a city WAY the fuck more civilized
than anywhere out West. I've been teaching my dog to fertilize their
doorstep. I probably shouldn't, though, since some of them might just
contract our decadent Eastern ways and bring it back to the States
like cultural smallpox. You never know.

I'm meandering again. Headache. Cheers.

Your Reverend Jim
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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: "Two Beans" <twobeans@godhatesyou.com>

XD1, 1998. Brushwood.

I saw this old guy with scraggly grey hippie hair talking with Nickie and
someone else. They called him "Stang". I thought, "That is Stang? I expected
some DevoClone-lookin' nerd guy with short hair, not this bushy-faced old
guy with long hair."

I introdused myself, asked him to sign my copy of the 3rd ed. Book of the
Subgenius. Then I told him that I was gonna steal his glasses during the
Battle of Armageddon as my war trophy. I thought it would be funny. He
didn't.

At XD4 I appologised for the dumbassedness of my reactions to our first
meeting. He let me know that it was no big deal, but that if I had taken his
second set of eyes that there would be a mob of folks ready to pounce upon
my form and deal great amounts of death to me.

Come to think about it, I'd wanna kill the '98 me too for acting that
stupid. Ke sara sara...

--
Two Beans
http://www.eyeofthewarp.com/twobeans
http://www.eyeofthewarp.com/nhgh
http://mp3.com/twobeans

"There, the spark leaps to life. The Golden Age quivers on the brink of
creation. Live, my machine! Live my savior! You have my breath... You have
my dream, my dream."
-The Residents, "Failure / Reconstruction" from the album Mark of the Mole
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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: sockfumes@Bahooga.com (Rev. Fried Egg)

I was sent out to shut off his gas, but I settled for a dirty frisbee
full of leftover Ramen noodles.

>
>Hijacker of Nu-Monet's thread
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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: "Col. Sphinx Drummond" <sphinx@subgenius.com>

I answered the door at Philo's house late on a saturday morning one spring day
in 1977 and there he was, coming over to visit my brother. But he wasn't
introduced as Ivan Stang, he was introduced to me as Kit's sister's husband,
Doug.

I noticed that he'd brought with him a bunch of underground comics and a Rudy
Ray Moore album.

Philo turned off the pro wrestling show on TV and put the RRM album on the turn
table, then looked at me with a big grin and said, "He likes weird shit too."

I somehow sensed, then and there, that he and Philo shared some psychotic
vision. Then we fropped.

-Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR
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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: "Pater Nostril" <hotfoot@inamenospam.com>

I saw him at Starwood in '93 making fun of the pagans..I thought that was a
good thing.
We were intorduced around the fropfire in the hawthorn grove while I was
working with Gilli Smyth of Gong.
It was a year later when he & Princess Wei discovered my artwork in the back
of my car (after a drug induced psychotic eposode on bonfire night) that we
really connected!
I still have the note scrawled on a paper towel, he didn't think I was truly
crazy till he saw my work!
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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: no fuckin' job <bob@thefatfarm.org>

I've never met him and hope to bob I never do. I have, for many years,
been affected though, by Connieite radiation beamed at me when
they have their little ol' satanist gatherings. It hurts and I ain't
got no more aluminum foil left.

nfj
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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: Dr. Codini <Codini@subgeniusdot.whatever>

On Thu, 10 Jan 2002 07:13:31 GMT, Legume <none@yerbiz.com> said:

When I was 14 I ditched school to go to the Arkansas livestock
exhibition (what passed for a county fair in those days).
Once I got in, I headed right over to the freak show and there amongst
the alligator girl and the guy who could pop his eye balls out on his
cheek, was the entrance for the half woman/half man. Standing in front
hawking tickets was Rev. Ivan Stang, he tried to sell me some speed or
as he called it "Carny Fun Dust". I passed. The weird thing is, he
had to be at LEAST in his mid forties then and this was some 35
years ago.
Years later, when I was working for the company, I was assigned to
G-13 and got to see the classified dossier on him, as far as I know
his case file is still open.
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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: HellPope Huey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>

I lifted the lettuce leaf next to my miserly steak and there he was, grinning
up at me like a Cheshire caterpillar. I can no longer eat real beef.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Larry, Moe & Curly's School of
Grace, Wit & Charm

"How fast is the speed of thought
for a race that isn't thinking at all?"
- "Heralds"
"Very deep.
You should send that in to Reader's Digest;
they've got a page for people like you."
- Douglas Adams

"Now we're being attacked by giant weinees!"
- "Invader Zim"
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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: "jonny bonehead" <jonlberg@hotmail.com>

I believe it was in the doorway of a closed down department store on Euclid
Avenue, in Downtown Cleveland...
He was pissing in the corner and when I tapped him on the shoulder he turned
and wizzed on my leg....
Well seeing as he greeted me so personally, I stuffed a fiver in his
Styrafoam cup, and slapped him with a Scene Magazine,
and then got the hell out of there as fast as I could.....

Jonny Bravo

"HellPope Huey" <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com> wrote in message
news:a1qi5502koj@drn.newsguy.com...
>
> I lifted the lettuce leaf next to my miserly steak and there he was,
grinning
> up at me like a Cheshire caterpillar. I can no longer eat real beef.
>
> HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
> Larry, Moe & Curly's School of
> Grace, Wit & Charm
>
> "How fast is the speed of thought
> for a race that isn't thinking at all?"
> - "Heralds"
> "Very deep.
> You should send that in to Reader's Digest;
> they've got a page for people like you."
> - Douglas Adams
>
> "Now we're being attacked by giant weinees!"
> - "Invader Zim"
>
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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

>
> I somehow sensed, then and there, that he and Philo shared some psychotic
> vision. Then we fropped.
>
> -Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR

I resisted going to meet these "new people" that Kit wanted me to meet,
but she said, "This guy likes Captain Beefheart... AND comic books."

Now, to us nowadays, in the modern world, that's like, so what? That
could be any SubGenius.

But at the time, it was more like... (FLABBERGASTED)) -- "Wha --
Captain Beefheart... *AND* comic books? Comic books TOO?"

So I relented and went to meet the Drummonds.

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Resurrected
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
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SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <nmi14us99v1jaj09ran9t5bf86sioak6au@4ax.com>, Dr. Codini
<Codini@subgeniusdot.whatever> wrote:

> Years later, when I was working for the company, I was assigned to
> G-13 and got to see the classified dossier on him, as far as I know
> his case file is still open.

You remember! But you got some details wrong -- it was the half woman
half goat. I used to manage the artist formerly known as "Louie Louie
the Goat Woman" on carny tours through the south. I loved her and was
crushed when she died. I'll never forget the little pellets she would
leave in the potty.

We used to dine with the Alligator Man and his wife, Percilla the
Monkey Girl. I have an autographed photo of her around here somewhere.
They were the nicest folks.

You should have taken that Carny Dust I offered. That wasn't JUST
speed, man. There was High John de Conkerer root in there, the distiled
nd treated kind.

Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

> How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?

I didn't.

I dropped acid with an ex-Jehovah's Witness once though.

Does that count?

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Masturbation means not having to spring for dinner and a movie.

Sig by Kookie Jar 5.98d http://go.to/generalfrenetics/
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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: HellPope Huey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>

In article <ea934u49q4ti1d05rbt6ndme1jrc3d1p9u@4ax.com>, Lou says...

>What does this have to do with the recent death of the Wendy's guy?

Dave was rolling around in the baked potato.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Hey! These communion wafers taste like feet!

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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: "Jonny Bravo" <jonlberg@nospamolahotmail.com>

I was wonderin' why they tasted different all of a sudden

--
Jonny Bravo

>
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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: Geoff Bronner <geoff.bronner@dartmouth.edu>

I mentioned Captain Beefheart to my brother-in-law after hearing it
mentioned on HOS and since he was still talking about it an hour later
and showing me albums I figured I better send in $30 and get him on the
pleasure saucers.

-G

--
<http://www.dartmouth.edu/~geoffb/>
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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>

I saw him preaching to role playing geeks for the first time in '89. He
was wearing his shiny new white suit at the time. I thought it was
snazzy until I noticed that most of the hotel staff were wearing
identical suits.

Her Ladyship Lilith

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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <a1m10f010sp@enews1.newsguy.com>, Two Beans
<twobeans@godhatesyou.com> wrote:

> Ke sara sara...

"Que."

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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: Kopi Luwak <kopi@plopmail.com>

queso rah.
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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: "The Not Quite Sane One" <blargh---spam---3@yahoo.com>

Cheese for the Sun God.

--
Rev. St. Klyf "Not Max Cannon" the Not-Quite-Sane, ESB

Who let all these bats into the belfry?
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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>

Queso ra, Syria.

Her Ladyship Lilith

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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: sockfumes@Bahooga.com (Rev. Fried Egg)

On Sat, 12 Jan 2002 16:40:55 GMT, "Pater Nostril"
<hotfoot@inamenospam.com> wrote:

>I still have the note scrawled on a paper towel, he didn't think I was truly
>crazy till he saw my work!

work?
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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

>
> work?

I have heard of this "work".
It is a painful thing that can injure or kill.
Do not do it. It is bad juju, mojo, and taboo.
It is to make your hair fall out, your belly
go to pot, and your blood press. It make your
humdinger not work and your fartus to not
flautule properly.

"Why should we farm, when there are so many
mongongo nuts in the world?"

--An African Bushman
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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: "Pater Nostril" <hotfoot@inamenospam.com>

"work"
what was I thinking?
semantic confusion, synaptic freeze up
I meant product!
Though the above ill effects are a risk one takes
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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: inigo@montoya.net (D. P. Roberts)

Ivan WHO?

Ivan WHOM?
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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: "xenu" <goaway@yhaoo.com>

I was drinking heavily( is there any other way?) and had a little frop and
turned on my computer and did a goggle search for Satanism
and some how miss typed something and saw the name rev. stang.

clicked it was a pic. a maniacal man on a pulpit the caption stated WHAT THE
HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!!

My vision went blurry so I had some more to drink.

all though it was not in person I saw the divine prophet and bereave the
seed was planted then: I did nothing but search the name rev.stang. found
Sub g and then "BoB" came to me and I and I was Hung over and saved.

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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: davidvoth@ihateclowns.com (SPM Armory, North Annex)

I met him at a SubGenius "concert" in L.A. Introduced myself, shook
hands with him, and exchanged a little small talk. He didn't have a
clue who I was, even though I owned a piece of the action at the time.

Then I killed him.

--
"If you're accused falsely of the same thing three times,
that's a freebie."
- St. John Iceknife
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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>

>
> case sirah, see raw.

Whatever will be, Wilbur.

Her Ladyship Mr. Ed

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Subject: Re: How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
From: Kopi Luwak <kopi@plopmail.com>

>> >> >
>> >> >> Ke sara sara...
>> >> >
>> >> >"Que."
>> >>
>> >> queso rah.
>> >
>> >Queso ra, Syria.
>>
>> case sirah, see raw.
>
>Whatever will be, Wilbur.

the furniture is out to sea.

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