Message From the Land of Ice and Snow

From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@attbi.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Jan 26, 2002

This appeared in my inbox the other day, and it was so great that I just had
to share it with all of you! At the end is a great new SubGenius Slogan!!

Hey. I live in Sweden.
It sucks. I'm freezing.
So I want to be added to the list.

/Andy Nordh

ps. You know that gay people say that
being gay is not a sickness, that they're
actually just people of a certain disposition.
Well, the strangest things are happening
in Sweden for the moment. Some cancerstricken
people have come together to bring awareness
to the fact that they are actually just
people of a certain disposition.

I guess, that what I wanna say is that, maybe
subgenious slackers should come together,
walk hand in hand and united proclaim that
WE ARE ACTUALLY JUST PEOPLE OF A CERTAIN
DISPOSITION.
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From: thefridayjones@hotmail.com (Friday Jones)

HellPope Huey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com> wrote in message news:<a2va2v01ln1@drn.newsguy.com>...
> In article <Tzs48.10977$RD5.26704@rwcrnsc52.ops.asp.att.net>, "Rev. Magdalen" says...
> >WE ARE ACTUALLY JUST PEOPLE OF A CERTAIN
> >DISPOSITION.
>
> Nice idea, but unlikely. I don't want to chance touching any hand that may
> once have touched Legume and besides, you can't really unite that way because
> cases of insanity are like snowflakes, no two exactly alike. The only thing we
> really have in common are our "Bob" shirts, $12.00 + s/h, www.subgenius.com,
> click that little "Buy" section of the opening pyramid, you cheap bastards, Mars
> needs wimmen, Stang needs munny, unh?

When Stang dies, we should bury him in that pyramid, with lots of KEWL
curses on those who disturb his rest.

We won't need to mummify him either: the 'Frop has done that for us.
Inf act, the problem will be all the tomb raiders who want to steal
his corpse so they can SMOKE it ...

---

"To feel strong, to walk amongst humans with a tremendous feeling of
confidence and superiority is not at all wrong. " - Fred Hatfield
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From: HellPope Huey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>

In article <8035207e.0201270900.3a8d6133@posting.google.com>,
thefridayjones@hotmail.com says...
>Inf act, the problem will be all the tomb raiders who want to steal
>his corpse so they can SMOKE it ...

He sent me a matchbox full of his toenail clippings. I just eat one at the top
of every month and I'm high as a frigging kite. I really get through F-Mart a
lot faster because I can't stop singing "I'm Tired" from "Blazing Saddles" in a
loud, off-pitch voice. Sort of like Kenny-Rogers-meets-Brandy, neither of whom
have seen a stable pitch since the 1997 World series. The sea of po'buckers just
parts like anything. Dogs howl for blocks.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
MicroSoft will market the SuckTronic 2000XE
and then be sued by asswipes
who don't clean the receptacle and
get cockonella from the mung buildup

"Watching CNN Breaking News is like
watching sausages being made."
-Rocknar

"Look at me, having sex with a pig.
I've become my father!"
- "Family Guy"

"I'm going out on the loading dock
to eat a sardine sandwich
and soak up some abuse."
- "Night


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