BAND NAMES

Don"t youuuuuuuuu believe it.
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Jan 12, 2002 11:49 AM
Message-ID: <120120021149143088%stang@subgenius.com>

Wei's fave: "Little Vivians sticky facial"

My fave: "Redhead Cock Sucker" (in all practicality, it has a real
punch to it, easy to remember)

I go through the Cleveland Scene and The Onion (on paper version) every
week just to read the band names in the ads for clubs. "You Will Know
Us By The Trail of Dead" is my latest real-name fave.

I liked the name "God Speed You Black Emperor" and I understand that's
a really good and inventive band as well.

The Swinging Love Corpses website, if it's still round, has the
ULTIMATE band name list, either 99 or 999 of them, carefully dredged up
by the Drummond Cousins.

"Much cums on tits of babe" is good too, in an "All Your Base Are
Belong to us" way.

In article <RkP%7.15164$JF.123007@rwcrnsc52.ops.asp.att.net>, Rev. JC
\"Steve\" Bevilacqua <jesus@subgenius.com> wrote:

> The rumors of my crucifixion are greatly exaggerated.
>
> While "surfing" the internet during my umm "research" I wandered across
> this and thought these make fuckin great band names. So, in honor of Pope
> Sternodox and the Doktors I offer these for your amusement.
>
> xoxoxo
> -The Lord
>
> Jesus Christ's Greatest List of Band Names for 2002 as Randomly Generated
> from Some Amature Web Porn Site:
>
> messy facial cumshots
> dirty bitches sucking cock
> She eats a whole mouthfull
> Cum Fiesta
> Little Vivians sticky facial
> Warm cum on lips of sluts
> Redhead Cock Sucker
> Babes catching flying cums
> Facial Me Now
> Cumshots Of The Anal Persuasion
> Cute Latina Gets Jizzed
> Babe swallowing cum
> Cock kissing cute blondes
> Amateur jizz queens
> after work blowjob
> Sexy Cum Covered face
> Much cums on tits of babe
> Babes drinking warm cums
> Christy Sucks Cock
> Messy cumshots
> Hardcore Blowjob and Cum Shot
> Latina Cumshot Gangbang
> nasty ebony facial
> A teen sucking cock
> Cum Eating Blonde
> cum covered sluts
> Facial Passion
> Finest Facial
> Joe_s Facial Sluts
> Pantera gets a facial
>
> Which one is your favorite?
>
> "They are all so good how could you pick just one" - M.Magdalen
>
> Well I don't know I'm sort of caught between "Joe's Facial Sluts" and
> "Cumshots Of The Anal Persuasion"
>
> Citations:
> http://www.totalpics.net/ , cumshot galeries, links 1-30, January 11
> 2002.

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Subject: Re: Don"t youuuuuuuuu believe it.
From: "Two Beans" <twobeans@godhatesyou.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Jan 12, 2002 6:07 PM
Message-ID: <a1qg0g0cs6@enews1.newsguy.com>

"Rev. JC "Steve" Bevilacqua" <jesus@subgenius.com> wrote in message
news:RkP%7.15164$JF.123007@rwcrnsc52.ops.asp.att.net...
> Latina Cumshot Gangbang

Makes me WANNA form a band, just for the name alone!

--
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http://www.eyeofthewarp.com/nhgh
http://mp3.com/twobeans

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creation. Live, my machine! Live my savior! You have my breath... You have
my dream, my dream."
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Subject: Re: Don"t youuuuuuuuu believe it.
From: "Two Beans" <twobeans@godhatesyou.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Jan 12, 2002 6:10 PM
Message-ID: <a1qg780d80@enews1.newsguy.com>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message
news:120120021149143088%stang@subgenius.com...
>
> The Swinging Love Corpses website, if it's still round, has the
> ULTIMATE band name list, either 99 or 999 of them, carefully dredged up
> by the Drummond Cousins.
>

www.corpses.com?

Seems that one was snatched up by a search engine, like there isn't enough
of the damned things anyway....

--
Two Beans
http://www.eyeofthewarp.com/twobeans
http://www.eyeofthewarp.com/nhgh
http://mp3.com/twobeans

Subject: Re: Don"t youuuuuuuuu believe it.
From: HellPope Huey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Jan 12, 2002 6:19 PM
Message-ID: <a1qga402h2d@drn.newsguy.com>

In article <RkP%7.15164$JF.123007@rwcrnsc52.ops.asp.att.net>, "Rev. says...
>
>The rumors of my crucifixion are greatly exaggerated.
>
>While "surfing" the internet during my umm "research" I wandered across
>this and thought these make fuckin great band names. So, in honor of Pope
>Sternodox and the Doktors I offer these for your amusement.

>Jesus Christ's Greatest List of Band Names for 2002 as Randomly Generated
>from Some Amature Web Porn Site:
>
>messy facial cumshots
>dirty bitches sucking cock
>She eats a whole mouthfull
>Cum Fiesta
>Little Vivians sticky facial
>Warm cum on lips of sluts
>Redhead Cock Sucker
>Babes catching flying cums
>Facial Me Now
>Cumshots Of The Anal Persuasion
>Cute Latina Gets Jizzed
>Babe swallowing cum
>Cock kissing cute blondes
>Amateur jizz queens
>after work blowjob
>Sexy Cum Covered face
>Much cums on tits of babe
>Babes drinking warm cums
>Christy Sucks Cock
>Messy cumshots
> Hardcore Blowjob and Cum Shot
>Latina Cumshot Gangbang
> nasty ebony facial
>A teen sucking cock
>Cum Eating Blonde
>cum covered sluts
> Facial Passion
>Finest Facial
>Joe_s Facial Sluts
>Pantera gets a facial
>
>Which one is your favorite?
>"They are all so good how could you pick just one" - M.Magdalen
>Well I don't know I'm sort of caught between "Joe's Facial Sluts" and
>"Cumshots Of The Anal Persuasion"

Caught dogstyle or missionary? Or Mexican Basket Toothache?

Sheep Fuckers From Neptune
Nancy Reagan's Fuckin' Discharge
Flying FuckPigs
The Flying Fucks
FuckORama DingDongs
Fuckyamama Fandango
FuckAll Orchestra
The Flying Fuckinis
The Fuckin' Fucks
Fuckin' Dobbs Souffle
FuckenAltenslacken
HamsterFuck
MeatFuckLoaf
Oobleckfuckinzee
The Fuck That Never Stops
N'Fuck
Batfuck & Suckboy
ShuffleFuck
Rollin' Fuckin' Stones
Duckfuckers
Fuckgazi
Walt Fuckney
Just Plain Fuck
Fuckzilla
Elastic Fuckin' Joy
Docktors 4 Fuck

and of course:

The Fucks.

Next: the shit versions.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
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Grace, Wit & Charm

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for a race that isn't thinking at all?"
- "Heralds"
"Very deep.
You should send that in to Reader's Digest;
they've got a page for people like you."
- Douglas Adams

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- "Invader Zim"
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Subject: Re: Don"t youuuuuuuuu believe it.
From: "Col. Sphinx Drummond" <sphinx@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: sphinx@subgenius.com
Date: Sat, Jan 12, 2002 11:28 PM
Message-ID: <3C4114DE.18CB295F@subgenius.com>

Two Beans wrote:

> "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message
> news:120120021149143088%stang@subgenius.com...
> >
> > The Swinging Love Corpses website, if it's still round, has the
> > ULTIMATE band name list, either 99 or 999 of them, carefully dredged up
> > by the Drummond Cousins.
> >
>
> www.corpses.com?
>
> Seems that one was snatched up by a search engine, like there isn't enough
> of the damned things anyway....

Yeah, we lost the domain name... word is that there will be another SLC site
but don't hold yer breath.

-Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR
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Subject: Re: Don"t youuuuuuuuu believe it.
From: "Col. Sphinx Drummond" <sphinx@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: sphinx@subgenius.com
Date: Sun, Jan 13, 2002 10:17 AM
Message-ID: <3C41ACD7.7CDE4B93@subgenius.com>

jonny bonehead wrote:

> Amateur Jizz Queens gets 2 thumbs up iz Z formation...............
>
> Jonny Bravo
> "HellPope Huey" <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com> wrote in message
> news:a1qga402h2d@drn.newsguy.com...
> > In article <RkP%7.15164$JF.123007@rwcrnsc52.ops.asp.att.net>, "Rev.
> says...
> > >
> > >The rumors of my crucifixion are greatly exaggerated.
> > >
> > >While "surfing" the internet during my umm "research" I wandered across
> > >this and thought these make fuckin great band names. So, in honor of
> Pope
> > >Sternodox and the Doktors I offer these for your amusement.
> >
> > >Jesus Christ's Greatest List of Band Names for 2002 as Randomly Generated
> > >from Some Amature Web Porn Site:
> > >
> > >messy facial cumshots
> > >dirty bitches sucking cock
> > >She eats a whole mouthfull
> > >Cum Fiesta
> > >Little Vivians sticky facial
> > >Warm cum on lips of sluts
> > >Redhead Cock Sucker
> > >Babes catching flying cums
> > >Facial Me Now
> > >Cumshots Of The Anal Persuasion
> > >Cute Latina Gets Jizzed
> > >Babe swallowing cum
> > >Cock kissing cute blondes
> > >Amateur jizz queens
> > >after work blowjob
> > >Sexy Cum Covered face
> > >Much cums on tits of babe
> > >Babes drinking warm cums
> > >Christy Sucks Cock
> > >Messy cumshots
> > > Hardcore Blowjob and Cum Shot
> > >Latina Cumshot Gangbang
> > > nasty ebony facial
> > >A teen sucking cock
> > >Cum Eating Blonde
> > >cum covered sluts
> > > Facial Passion
> > >Finest Facial
> > >Joe_s Facial Sluts
> > >Pantera gets a facial
> > >
> > >Which one is your favorite?
> > >"They are all so good how could you pick just one" - M.Magdalen
> > >Well I don't know I'm sort of caught between "Joe's Facial Sluts" and
> > >"Cumshots Of The Anal Persuasion"
> >
> > Caught dogstyle or missionary? Or Mexican Basket Toothache?
> >
> > Sheep Fuckers From Neptune
> > Nancy Reagan's Fuckin' Discharge
> > Flying FuckPigs
> > The Flying Fucks
> > FuckORama DingDongs
> > Fuckyamama Fandango
> > FuckAll Orchestra
> > The Flying Fuckinis
> > The Fuckin' Fucks
> > Fuckin' Dobbs Souffle
> > FuckenAltenslacken
> > HamsterFuck
> > MeatFuckLoaf
> > Oobleckfuckinzee
> > The Fuck That Never Stops
> > N'Fuck
> > Batfuck & Suckboy
> > ShuffleFuck
> > Rollin' Fuckin' Stones
> > Duckfuckers
> > Fuckgazi
> > Walt Fuckney
> > Just Plain Fuck
> > Fuckzilla
> > Elastic Fuckin' Joy
> > Docktors 4 Fuck
> >
> > and of course:
> >
> > The Fucks.

Don't forget the:

Fucktastics
The Fuck Machine
The Bum Fucks
Muklukfuk
Phat Fucker and the Fuckheads
Fucking Shit
A Doe and Two Fucks
The Stud Fuckers
Fuck Style
Stinky Pete and the Shitfuckers
Slapnutzfuckbutt
Fuck-on Anon
Tryer Fuck
Fuxicon
Fuck-O-Matic
Jesse Colon Fuck
The Fucking High Men
The Fuck Buckers
Sigmoid Fuxlure
Fuckitol
Pot Fuck Dinner
Screw Fuck Letters
Fucker's Union
The Fuckerhood
The Fashion Fuckers
The Godfucker
The Fuckinites
The Crazy Fuck Brains
Holy Fuckingshit
Fuckleberry
Sears and Roefucks
The Banana Fucks' Children's Hour
The Sex Fucks
Just Plain Fuck
Fukka Ghee
Fuck Club
Welcome To Fucksburg
Fuckanitis
Fuck Truck

And my favorite:

Hennessey Fuxedo and His Tails

-Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR

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