Ode to Ivan stang

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Mar 7, 2002

In article <6d2a8u888rmq4oh4hhc0i472ltknf9qi8n@4ax.com>, xenu
<noway@not.com> wrote:

> this was too funny not to share
>
> Ode to Ivan stang
>
> Ivan stang, you Smite my desire
> Feeling Cruel I ask for a knife
> Never before has a knife moved me like this
> I happily whisper...
> Ivan stang, my love!
> You Die just like me.
> And your Pecker is like a heavenly Gun
> I long to run away with you to Fuji
> Where we will eat Shrooms
> And live like lemurs
> For 4 years and a day
> As Ugly soulmates should.
>
> just fooling round with this thingy
>
> http://www.passionvillage.com/fungames/#

Gee, I'm... uh... honored.

Use "Bob" next time though! Not as many people would be grossed out
thinking of his Pecker being a Heavenly Gun and all

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