Perils of a New Pad

Date: Sat, Feb 9, 2002 7:31 PM

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

Sir Dr. Rev. Siegfried The Red <spammersdiesiegfried1@mediaone.net> wrote:

> When I first moved into this pad six years ago, I walked in the front door
> and carved into the staircase with some sharp implement onto the railing
> near the stairs was this:
>
> NHGH WAZ HERE

That would scare the fuck out of me, for sure. Yet you've been there 6
years? Amazing.

> I just about shit my fucking pants.
>
> I got over it, though. The carving is still there, even after being painted
> over once.
>
> Two days later I was loading my new closet with shit when I found a little
> dried-up piece of masking tape resting on the shelf. I pulled it off
> without thinking and crumpled it up, adding it to my collection of pocket
> lint. The next day, I put those pants on again and remembered the little
> piece of masking tape in my pocket. I pulled it out and just happened to
> unroll it. There was writing on it. It read:
>
> BOB
>
> That time I did shit my pants, but luckily no one was around to witness this
> and the pants were not shit-stained.
>
> Thanks a fucking lot, "Bob".
>
> True story.

Jesus, could this be a house that "Bob" actually lived in? His ex
butlers say he often writes out the name BOB (he himself forgets the
quotes apparently) and tapes it to his bathrom mirror so that in the
morning, he'll see a label that reminds him who he is.

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