MEET THE DUMBSHITS!

From: HellPope Huey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>
Date: Tue, Feb 12, 2002

In article <3C687411.5D1A@succeeds.com>, "nu-monet says...
>http://wired.com/news/privacy/0,1848,50187,00.html
>
>Meet the Dumbshit family: Jeffrey, Leslie and their
>son, Derek. They're a fairly typical American family,
>other than the fact that they are utterly gullible,
>ovine glorps, middle class and ambitious. The father
>is a dentist, the mother is an account executive at
>an interior design magazine and the 14-year-old son
>plays jazz and tinkers with computers in his spare
>time.
> But one thing may soon make the Dumbshit stand out:
>They could become the first family in the world to
>be implanted with microchips that contain their
>personal information, making them and those like
>them utterly vulnerable to the horrific macinations
>of unscrupulous secret policemen the world over.
> The chip in question, the VeriChip, is similar to
>the biochips that have been used to identify pets
>and livestock for years.

Aw, admit it, if "Bob" gave us all little doo-dads that let us beam the program
for a Billy Bass into their chips, making them sing 'Mack the Knife" repeatedly
and flap around until they screamed and clawed at their mewling Pink faces,
BEGGING God for release, you'd love it.

And the day they force me to take an implant, I'm gonna sprint for the nearest
Faraday Cage afterwards and dig that sucker out with a BobCo. Church *church*
key. Or maybe I SHOULD let them scan my thoughts..imagine the EXPLOSIONS in the
servers! EIEIEIEIEIE!!!!

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
2 giant Japanese monsters walk into a bar.
What do you mean, "then what happened?"

"Oh, Indians never get lost," he said,
looking on every side
with an expression as perplexed as my own.
"However," said Tom,
"sometimes the path wanders away."
- P. J. O' Rourke

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
- Euripides

"What the hell are those?"
"Rear-view glasses, so I can catch the people
who keep following me."
- "Night Court"

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