HALP! HALP! I'm caught in a grinding cycle of slacklessness and I cain't git out! HALP!!!

Date: Sat, Jan 5, 2002 12:52 PM

From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

no fuckin' job wrote:
>
> Between 'bob' and drugs..........
> I'd choose drugs, every time.

"Bob" *is* drugs.

Not just the man-made kind. But also the
natural kind made by your body that makes
you into a paranoid-schizophrenic-neurotic-
compulsive-perverted-Jack-the-Ripper-Totie-
Fields kind of guy. And also the *alien*
kind that are anything from "Mars invades
Puerto Rico" to "Alien" to "Videodrome" to
the porn version of "Harry Potter", that
make you mutate into something so horrible,
so awful, so monstrous that you could *never*
be nominated for elective office and so
would have to be appointed on an emergency
basis to a non-confirmed role as a provisional
something or other. Or kill me.

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There is no nu-monet there is only Zuul.


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