Date: Mon, Jan 28, 2002 9:51 AM
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Friday Jones <thefridayjones@hotmail.com> wrote:
> SHEEP POINTS
>
> There is a reason, dear friends, why you and I
will never be seen as
> "beautiful" or "handsome" in
the eyes of the Pinks around us.
> Granted, this is not something you may care about,
but the rant is
> upon me and I must try to talk it down.
> You may look in the mirror, look in your wardrobe
and yeah, you've got
> the points, the tit points, the face points, the
T-shirt points and
> the pelvis points. You may think you score pretty
well on the Pink
> scale of attractiveness. Maybe you've even got
the sexy points, the
> skill points and the car points.
> But there is a very important factor on the Pink
scale that PRAISE
> "BOB" we are all missing!
> And that is the SHEEP POINTS.
> We do NOT baah and follow the herd as it grazes
mindlessly across the
> fields PRAISE "BOB"! We do not think
something is "cool" because
> "everyone else" does PRAISE "BOB"!
We do not dance their dance, we do
> not talk their talk, we do not walk their walk;
while they are
> stampeding over the cliff we will be WAITING BENEATH
with our MUTTON
> RECIPIES READY, PRAISE FUCKING "BOB"!
> Thank you. We now return you to the usual alt.slack
drivel about
> comic books, pot, and bickering.
Re: the blueberry water hash that Connie is depicted
smoking with
Spiderman in Dobbs Stories and Tales #273. Maybe it's
the inker's
fault, but blueberry water hash isn't literally blue
in color. Perhaps
this was meant as an inside joke, however. :>
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