How can you stand it?

Date: Sat, Jan 19, 2002 3:48 PM

From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>

How can you stand it knowing the unexposed surfaces all around you are
unfinished? Did you ever take off moldings or wainscotting? They hide
some of the shittiest painting and wallpapering jobs ever. Remove a
wall plate from a switch or something. What do you see? Rough edges,
slopped plaster, frizzled insulation. Fingerprints.

Ever look at the underside of a couch? How about taking off your
kitchen chair seats? Cloth, randomly cut and simply stretched and
STAPLED or PINNED with thumbtacks, so only the visible side looks good!

AAiiiyeeee! I am not sure how long I can last knowing what a state of
disorder exists underneath these faux fronts! Knowing that under the
concrete of my basement floor is DIRT and on the inside of the sewer
pipe is RANDOM TRICKLES OF SHIT AND PISS. Not carefully arranged. No
thought given to their order.

Yes, that's it, I've definitely had enough. I've got to go out and do
something about this immediately. Believe me, no jury would convict me
once they learn the reason why I went out and...(Continued next post)

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

Mister Sister, settle down man! What you're describing are the very
places where the Spirit of Dobbs abides.

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