Phinny's great epiphany

Date: Fri, Dec 28, 2001 5:45 PM

From: Phineas <pnarco@worldnet.att.REMOVETHIScom>

I have come to the conclusion that I THINK too goddamn damn much!

I am CONSTANTLY pondering questions that I cannot POSSIBLY answer!

They drive me CRAZY!

I THINK so goddamn much I am practically STUPID!

If I were 'normal' I would just be religious and watch hockey and work
9 to 5 and be happy with that!

But I CAN'T! :(

I am always THINKING about things!

ALWAYS!!

I can't HELP it!!

What THEY believe doesn't stand up to logic!

And yet THEY run EVERYTHING!.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess that why there's Subgenius.

Praise "Bob"!

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From: HellPope Huey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>

>I have come to the conclusion that I THINK too goddamn damn much!
>>I am CONSTANTLY pondering questions that I cannot POSSIBLY answer!

Ask me, maybe I can answer them. Yeah, RIGHT, EIEIEIEIE!!! Well, Nu-monet
could, but we're on a sharp sliding scale DOWN from there with this crowd.

>They drive me CRAZY!
>>I THINK so goddamn much I am practically STUPID!

Welcome to our club. Canape? Laudnum? Alum? Donut hole? Frop? Frop?

>>What THEY believe doesn't stand up to logic!

And your point is...?

>I guess that why there's Subgenius.
>>Praise "Bob"!

And praise "Bob's" special 'ointment." Just rub a little on your brain each
morning and you forget why you rub it on your BRAIN each morning! Its psychic
bran for a less constipated YOU!

And now, let's sing our anthem:

TTRUOPOOTITNNVCYFDYHGEWGSVGSGSGHSHSHJHJJWAOYARDIGBUGGERTYW0WAAWHAOOOOOOOO!!!

Phinny's VoiceJail est muy macho.

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From: rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885)

>If I were 'normal' I would just be religious and watch hockey

What are ya, some kind of fuckin' Cannuck?

"100,000 lemmings can't be wrong"

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