Mac into a device - ibong_f.jpg (0/1)

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.slack
Date: Thu, Mar 21, 2002

In article <qaki9use3vbkct0r5db36116l6spcf4as5@4ax.com>, Fernandinande
of Lemuria <lemurama@mindXspring.com> wrote:

> Giving new meaning to the term high tech, a couple of stoners
> have turned an old Macintosh into a bong.
>
> "Agapornis" and "Prozac," a pair of 29-year-old computer nerds
> from Austin, Texas, traded chips for hits when they transformed
> an old all-in-one Mac into a device for smoking marijuana.
>
>

I have that same original model Mac sitting in my living room as a
conversation piece. IT STILL WORKS. All 512k of RAM. That's more RAM
than I have left after all the bong hits I did in Austin, Texas.

Might as well make a damn bong out of my damn HEAD. Just hollow out the
brainpan (if it even needs it) and use that to hold the bongwater. The
pipe could stick up out of my forehead and the plastic tubing could run
out the back... it'd have to be long enough for me to pull it around to
reach my lips.

I wonder if cleaning the bowl would feel weird further down the front
of my skull -- like, if I was reaming out the bowl-tube with a pipe
cleaner, would the vibration tickle my sinuses?

Consider this my Living Will.

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