The Amazing Amazonian Penis-Fish

From: modemac@modemac.com (Modemac)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Feb 20, 2002

If you can read Spanish, then head this warning: Do not take a leak
while bathing in the Amazon river! Especially if you're a female.

http://www.internext.com.br/urologia/Casosclinicos.htm

This is a fish that will slither up into a guy's penis, or more
commonly into women's vaginae, and extends spines so that it stays
there and can't be pulled out.

Here's a comment in English about this critter:

http://www.urbanlegends.com/animals/candiru_urethra.html
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

I have heard of this terrible scourge, and Dr. Howll refers to it with
disquieting frequency on the KPFA show.

I shan't again go near the mighty Amazon without a pocketful of The
Xaqua plant, as well as the buitach apple. And I'm checking Amazon
BOOKS right NOW for

'Candiru: Urinophilic catfish -- It's gift to urology',

I wonder if that's the actual title... if it really has the apostrophe
in it then you know it's by a REAL doktor!

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