Dear SubGenius Answerpuker


From: dyskolos
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Mar 21, 2002

Yesterday I went to the ATM at the Food 4 Less store and saw that
somebody had puked on the wall, about 2 feet above the ground, so it
splattered down the wall and onto the ground.  I got to wondering why
someone would puke on a wall.  My first thought would be to go puke on
or near the bushes two feet away.  So my question is this:  What's up
with that?  Where would you puke, and what are some of the things you
have puked on?  And have you ever puked on yourself and not gotten puke
on anything else?  Once when I was about 4 or 5, I woke up to find that
everywhere I put a hand or foot I met something cold and wet, and that I
had somehow puked IN MY SLEEP in such a way that I was apparently
surrounded by puke except where I was lying.  Have you ever done that?
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From: sanfordandson40@hotmail.com (Kat Suit Model)

Original English Text:
Yesterday I went to the ATM at the Food 4 Less store and saw that
somebody had puked on the wall, about 2 feet above the ground, so it
splattered down the wall and onto the ground. I got to wondering why
someone would puke on a wall. My first thought would be to go puke on
or near the bushes two feet away. So my question is this: What's up
with that? Where would you puke, and what are some of the things you
have puked on? And have you ever puked on yourself and not gotten puke
on anything else? Once when I was about 4 or 5, I woke up to find that
everywhere I put a hand or foot I met something cold and wet, and that I
had somehow puked IN MY SLEEP in such a way that I was apparently
surrounded by puke except where I was lying. Have you ever done that?

Translated to French:
Hier je suis allé à l'atmosphère à la mémoire de la nourriture 4
moins et ai vu que quelqu'un a eu puked sur le mur, environ 2 pieds
au-dessus de la terre, ainsi il a éclaboussé en bas du mur et sur la
terre. J'ai obtenu à se demander pourquoi quelqu'un puke sur un
mur. Ma première pensée serait d'aller puke en fonction ou de
s'approcher des buissons deux pieds de distance. Ainsi ma question
est ceci: Qu'est vers le haut avec celui? Où vous puke, et est-ce
que que certaines sont des choses que vous avez puked en fonction? Et
ayez-vous puked jamais sur vous-même et le puke non obtenu sur toute
autre chose? Une fois que quand j'avais environ 4 ans ou 5, je me
réveillais pour constater que j'ai mis partout une main ou pied que
j'ai rencontré quelque chose de froid et ai mouillé, et que j'ai eu
de façon ou d'autre puked DANS MON SOMMEIL de telle manière que
j'aie été apparemment entouré par le puke excepté où je me
trouvais. Avez-vous jamais fait cela?


Translated back to English:
Yesterday I went to the atmosphere to the memory of food 4 less and
saw that somebody had puked on the wall, approximately 2 feet above
the ground, thus it splashed in bottom with the wall and on the
ground. I obtained to wonder why somebody puke on a wall. My first
thought would be of going puke in function or approaching the bushes
two feet of distance. Thus my question is this: What is upwards with
that? Where you puke, and that some are things which you have puked
in function? And do you never have puked on yourself and the puke not
obtained on anything else? Once that when I had approximately 4 years
or 5, I awoke to note that I put a hand or foot everywhere that I met
something of cold and wet, and that I had way or of other puked IN MY
SLEEP in such a way that I was apparently surrounded by the puke
except where I was. Did you ever do that?


Translated to German:
Gestern ging ich zur Atmosphäre zum Speicher von Nahrung 4 weniger
und sah, daß jemand puked auf der Wand, ungefähr 2 Fuß über dem
Boden hatte, so sie in der Unterseite mit der Wand und aus den Grund
spritzte. Ich erreichte, um mich zu wundern warum jemand puke auf
einer Wand. Mein erster Gedanke würde von gehendem puke sein, in der
Funktion oder den Büschen zwei Fuß des Abstandes in sich nähern.
So ist meine Frage diese: Was ist mit dem aufwärts? Wo Sie puke und
das einige Sachen, das Sie haben, puked in der Funktion sind? Und
haben Sie nie puked auf selbst und dem puke, das nicht auf noch etwas
erreicht wird? Sobald das, als ich ungefähr 4 Jahre oder 5 hatte,
wachte ich auf, um zu beachten, daß ich eine Hand oder einen Fuß
überall setzte, dem ich etwas von kaltem traf und naßmachte, und
daß ich Weise hatte oder, von anderem puked IN MEINEM SCHLAF, so daß
ich anscheinend durch das puke umgeben wurde ausgenommen, dem ich war.
Taten Sie überhaupt das?


Translated back to English:
Yesterday I went to the atmosphere to the memory from food 4 fewer and
saw that someone had puked on the wall, approximately 2 foot over the
soil, thus it in the lower surface with the wall and from the reason
squirted. I achieved to surprise around me why someone puke on a
wall. My first thought would be by going puke, in the function or the
shrubs two foot of the distance into itself would approach. Like that
my question is this: What is with that upward? Where are you puke
and some things, which you have, puked in the function? And do you
never puked on and that have puke, which are not achieved on still
something? As soon as that, when I had approximately 4 years or 5, I
woke up, in order to note that I set a hand or a foot everywhere, to
that I something from cold met and wet-made, and that I had way or,
from other one puked IN MY SLEEP, so that I became to apparent
surround by the puke excluded, which was I. Did you do at all that?



Translated to Italian:
Ieri sono andato all' atmosfera alla memoria da alimento 4 meno ed ho
visto che qualcuno ha avuto puked sulla parete, su circa 2 piedi sopra
il terreno, cos" su esso nell' intradosso con la parete e dal motivo
squirted. Ho realizzato per sorpresere intorno me perchè qualcuno
puke su una parete. Il mio primo pensiero sarebbe da puke andante,
nella funzione o gli arbusti due piedi della distanza in se si
avvicinerebbero a. Come quella mia domanda è questo: Che cosa è
con quello verso l'alto? Dove siete puke ed alcune cose, che avete,
puked nella funzione? E mai non puked sopra e quello ha puke, che non
sono realizzati su ancora qualcosa? Non appena quello, quando io ha
avuto circa 4 anno o 5, che ho svegliato, per notare che ho regolato
una mano o un piede dappertutto, a quello la I qualcosa da freddo
venuto a contatto di e bagnato-fatto e che ho avuto modo o, da altro
puked nel MIO SONNO, di modo che sono diventato ad apparente circondo
dal puke escluso, che era I. Avete fatto affatto quello?


Translated back to English:
Yesterday they have gone to the atmosphere to the memory from food 4
less and I have inasmuch as someone has had puked on the wall, on
approximately 2 feet over the land, therefore on it in the lower
surface with the wall and from the reason squirted. I have realized
for around sorpresere me why someone puke on one wall. My first
thought would be from puke andante, in the function or the shrubs two
feet of the distance in if they would be approached. As that one my
question is this: Which thing is with that back the high? Where you
are puke and some things, that you have, puked in the function? And
puked over and that one it never does not have puke, than they are not
realized on anchor something? Not hardly that one, when I year or 5
has had approximately 4, that I have waked up, in order to notice that
I have regulated a hand or a foot everywhere, to that one something
from cold come to contact of and bathe-fact and that I have had way
or, from other puked in MY SLEEP, of way that has become to appearing
I encircle from the puke excluded, that he was I. You have made at
all that one?


Translated to Portuguese:
Ontem foram à atmosfera à memória do alimento 4 mais menos e eu
tenho visto que alguém teve puked na parede, em aproximadamente 2
pés sobre a terra, conseqüentemente nela na superfície mais baixa
com a parede e da razão esguinchada. Eu realizei-me para em torno do
sorpresere porque alguém puke em uma parede. Meu primeiro pensamento
seria do puke andante, na função ou nos shrubs dois pés da
distância dentro se fossem aproximados. Como que um minha pergunta
é este: Que coisa é com aquela parte traseira a elevação? Onde
você é puke e algumas coisas, aquela que você têm, puked na
função? E puked sobre e esse nunca não tem o puke, do que não
são realizados na escora algo? **time-out** não duro esse um,
quando i ano ou 5 t t aproximado 4, que eu t acord acima, a fim observ
que eu t regul um mão ou um pé em toda parte, esse um algo frio ve
contato e banh-fato e que eu t t maneira ou, outro puked MEU SONO,
maneira que t torn apareç eu encircle puke exclu, que ele est i.
Você fêz em tudo que um?


Translated back to English:
Yesterday they had been to the atmosphere to the memory of food 4 more
less and I have since somebody had puked in the wall, in approximately
2 feet on the land, consequently in the one in the surface lowest with
the wall and of the esguinchada ratio. I became fullfilled myself I
stop around sorpresere because somebody puke in a wall. My first
thought would be of puke andante, in the function or in shrubs two
feet of the pitch inside had been come close. As that one my question
is this: That thing is with that back part the rise? Where you he is
puke and some things, that one that you has, puked in the function? E
puked on and this never does not have puke, of that they are not
carried through in the shoring something? ** teams-out ** not hard
this one, when i year or 5 approach t t 4, that I t acord above, the
end observ that I t regul a hand or a foot in all part, this cold one
something ve contact and banh-fact and that I t t way or, another one
puked MY SLEEP, way that t torn apareç I encircle puke exclu, that it
est i. You fêz in that one?


Translated to Spanish:
Habían sido ayer a la atmósfera a la memoria del alimento 4 más
menos y tengo puesto que alguien tenía puked en la pared, en
aproximadamente 2 pies en la pista, por lo tanto en la que está en la
superficie lo más bajo posible con la pared y de la relación de
transformación del esguinchada. Me convertí fullfilled que paro
alrededor de sorpresere porque alguien puke en una pared. Mi primer
pensamiento estaría de puke andante, en la función o en arbustos dos
pies del interior de la echada habían sido venidos cerca. Como que
uno mi pregunta es éste: Esa cosa es con esa parte posterior la
subida? Dónde usted él es puke y algunas cosas, aquélla que usted
tiene, puked en la función? E puked encendido y ésta nunca no tiene
puke, de eso que no se llevan a través en el apuntalamiento algo? **
de los equipos-hacia fuera del ** no difícilmente éste, cuando año
de i o 5 acercamiento t t 4, sobre los cuales el acord de I t, el
observ del extremo que regul de I t una mano o un pie en toda la
parte, ésta fría algo contacto del ve y banh-hecho y que manera de I
t t o, otra puked MI SUEÑO, manera que el apare1c rasgado t yo cerca
exclu del puke, esa él est i. usted fêz en aquél?


Translated back to English:
They had been yesterday to the atmosphere to the memory of food 4 more
less and I have since somebody had puked in the wall, in approximately
2 feet in the track, therefore in which it is more in the surface
under possible with the wall and of the relation of transformation of
the esguinchada one. I became fullfilled that unemployment around
sorpresere because somebody puke in a wall. My first thought would be
of puke andante, in the function or in shrubs two feet of the interior
of the thrown one had been come surrounds. Because one my question is
this one: That thing is with that later part the ascent? Where you
he are puke and some things, that one that you have, puked in the
function? And puked ignited and this one never have puke, of which
they do not take to traverse in the propping something? ** of
equipment-towards outside ** not hardly this one, when year of is or 5
approach t t 4, on which acord of I t, observ of the end that regul of
I t a hand or a foot in all the part, this one cold something contact
of sees and banh-doing and that way of I t t or, another one puked MY
DREAM, way that apare1c torn t I close exclu of puke, that he est i.
you fêz in that one?
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From: "Jimi Hendrix"

"dyskolos" wrote in message

>Once when I was about 4 or 5, I woke up to find that
> everywhere I put a hand or foot I met something cold and wet, and that I
> had somehow puked IN MY SLEEP in such a way that I was apparently
> surrounded by puke except where I was lying.  Have you ever done that?

Yes, almost, once.

Love,

Jimi
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From: dyskolos

Jimi Hendrix wrote:
>
>
> Yes, almost, once.
>

"Don't inhale."  - Sid Vicious

 

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