Slack = Green
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 3, 2002
> Budec wrote:
> >
> > Cult thing is out. I screwed that up SO many times... I keep forgetting to
> > take their life's savings BEFORE the mass suicide. I have kicked myself many
> > times for that one! Maybe I should try flash cards or a post note or
> > something to help me remember.
I carry a folded up piece of typewriter paper in my pocket all the
time, on which I write important things to remember, like the life
savings-BEFORE-mass-suicide thing.
> > > > How do other subg's pull in cash without wearing a suit?
Some of us scrape by by selling False Slack to the ones that DO wear
suits.
It doesn't pay very well, and it's still work, but you get to work in
your underwear.
--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected
(Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
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Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
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PRABOB
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From: "dohd"
Rev. Ivan Stang wrote in message
news:030420021209337392%stang@subgenius.com...
>
> It doesn't pay very well, and it's still work, but you get to work
in
> your underwear.
>
I think you may have just lost any potential for sales you had with
the alt.slack audience.
Its a mental picture I'm going to have to scrub my brain really hard
to be free of.
Doh'd
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From: dode
HellPopeHuey wrote:
> In article <1017770680.4409.0.nnrp-12.9e9888c3@news.demon.co.uk>,
> dode says...
>
> >I was lucky to be within staggering of a teaching hospital, i
> >guess that would be a good place to start. Unfortuantely most of
> >the rilly gud experiments required breasts.
>
> Attached or severed?
>
Attached to a living breathing body complete with female hormones.
> Maybe I could get in. I have man-boobs.
>
Me too but without the hormones they don't count, if I didn't have
a fool tyme job I'd consider spending a couple of hours a day in
the North see and switch to a cod only diet.
--
doh'd
change the pee to p for email.
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From: nikolai kingsley
> The Scientologists have a Powerpoint presentation that is quite
> informative. Although I'd rather wear a leather diaper than those gay
> sailor suits they run around in.
i'd bet if they got around in leather diapers, you'd be saying "I'd
rather wear a sailor suit than those gay leather diapers they run around
in".
nikolai
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are the clam higher-ups fanatical Sailor Moon fans?
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
In article <1017940491.17591.0.nnrp-14.c3ad14f1@news.demon.co.uk>, dohd
wrote:
>
> I think you may have just lost any potential for sales you had with
> the alt.slack audience.
>
> Its a mental picture I'm going to have to scrub my brain really hard
> to be free of.
Well, I'll be glad to put my sexy French Maid outfit back on when I'm
packing YOUR envelope, Rev. Dode! Oooo la la!
There, is that better?
--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected
(Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 140306, Dallas, TX 75214
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com
For SubGenius Biz & Orders: Fax, call toll free to 1-888-669-2323
or email: jesus@subgenius.com
PRABOB