Women
From: "Bud"
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Apr 7, 2002
What is up with women. Seriously, I don't get them. If it feels good, why
not go with it? Open yourself up and go with it.
Yea, I need to get laid... but yea so do you.
Let me ask women here a question. How do you know it is time to go for it?
What let's you know that you should just say YES...... to me... I find this
an intresting question.
Mmmm,
Bud
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From: "priestess pisces"
i shouldnt answer this question.. i am "Different"
if it looks like its gonna be fun.. and you seem like a nice fella
and you are my boyfreind or i am single
not much to say then
i dunno
like i said .. i shouldnt answer this
i am not quite a "woman" anyhow
I am a self proclaimed uberfemme
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From: "Budec"
Wow you are differant. ;)
You see how much fun this could be and just go for it and go with it... flow
with it? That is great, I don't know what a uberfemme is, but would be fun
to find out.
Actucally you sound less complex than me! I first see how fun this is going
to be, and then get that feeling. You know that feeling where at first you
get a little tingle in the lower parts of your chest, then it turns into a
warmth? Like butterflies turning into an EXTREME HEAT? You know what it
feels like when that warmth starts to grow, starts to spread across and UP
AND DOWN... down.. your entire body? Then you feel your heart starts
pounding as that heat goes down... betwen and just GLOWS and
tingles...pure sexy-ness starts to just drip, from the entire body... then
that URGE to act kicks in
When you think about it, that is what it is like with me... between us we
shouldn't really be talking about this in a public forum, though it is all
in good fun. ;) I hope you don't have an extreme urge to reply to this
cause it might be a huge turn on... For you, are truly differant now that I
think about it
Bud
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From: Honk.blrpHOOOARGHH@excuseMe.com (yard man)
On Mon, 8 Apr 2002 01:01:41 -0500, "Budec" wrote:
>
>Wow you are differant. ;)
>
you stretching your johnson while you wrote this, Cyrano?
BLAAAARRRGGHH
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From: Honk.blrpHOOOARGHH@excuseMe.com (yard man)
On Mon, 08 Apr 2002 01:29:17 GMT, "priestess pisces"
wrote:
>i shouldnt answer this question.. i am "Different"
>if it looks like its gonna be fun.. and you seem like a nice fella
>and you are my boyfreind or i am single
>not much to say then
>i dunno
>like i said .. i shouldnt answer this
>i am not quite a "woman" anyhow
>I am a self proclaimed uberfemme
ok. You win. That made even less sense than most of my shit.
where you want the catcher's mitt?
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From: "Alliekatt"
"Bud" wrote in message
news:ZK5s8.57$DZ6.91856@news.uswest.net...
> Let me ask women here a question. How do you know it is time to go for
it?
> What let's you know that you should just say YES...... to me... I find
this
> an intresting question.
When he says he gives really really great head and he'll do it first because
he's so into it. But then I'm not the sort to take anything seriously for a
LTR if he says it like that. So if he puts it like he's "a lesbian trapped
in a man's body" or some shit like that, it's enough to keep her hooked.
Here I am married and all, giving advice on first moves. Oh well, go for
it. At least tell her she smells nice and linger for a bit nuzzling her
ear. Tickle, tickle. If she pulls back and gives you "the look", you can
ask her what the look's for and at that point it's stop or go. Then the
lesbian line can come in. Heh, heh.
alliekatt
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From: Honk.blrpHOOOARGHH@excuseMe.com (yard man)
On Mon, 08 Apr 2002 02:04:40 GMT, "Alliekatt"
wrote:
>
>When he says he gives really really great head and he'll do it first because
>he's so into it. But then I'm not the sort to take anything seriously for a
>LTR if he says it like that. So if he puts it like he's "a lesbian trapped
>in a man's body" or some shit like that, it's enough to keep her hooked.
>
>Here I am married and all, giving advice on first moves. Oh well, go for
>it. At least tell her she smells nice and linger for a bit nuzzling her
>ear. Tickle, tickle. If she pulls back and gives you "the look", you can
>ask her what the look's for and at that point it's stop or go. Then the
>lesbian line can come in. Heh, heh.
yeah, yeah. Sensitivity for the new milennia.
Take the bitch to a sandwich shop or a bar, buy her a few drinks and
something cheap to eat, look here right in the eye, and say: "If you
could do any better than me you would have. Wanna get smeared from
head to toe with Crisco and have me lick the back of your thighs and
shoot off in your armpit, or do you wanna pay for this garbage we just
ate and drank and get a cab home with money you obviously don't have?"
most of them will come around.