From: sockfumes@Bahooga.com (Rev. Fried Egg)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jan 28, 2002
and what do you like to do with it?
just curious.
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From: Legume
"Ruger Blackhawk" and "Cap whitey"
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From: "Jonny Bravo"
"Legume"
news:Xns91A4716637039CortezLegume18465086@24.12.106.199...
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> "Ruger Blackhawk" and "Cap whitey"
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Chinese SKS....
Go Postal.......
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If it doesn't kill you it makes you stronger..Nietzche
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From: slaac@yahoo.com (Rev. Lemuel Atom)
Mannlicher-Carcano rifle - the most accurate, rapid-firing bolt-action
ever made, and only $20!
> and what do you like to do with it?
>
shoot at crackers
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From: "Blackout"
"Legume" wrote
> >and what do you like to do with it?
>
> "Ruger Blackhawk" and "Cap whitey"
1) .40 cal Glock with custom laser sight that allows ACCURATE
"busacapinyoass" sidewaysey drive bys with yer pinky stickin' out.
2) turn on the laser and point it at stuff while masturbating.
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From: bobdiddley@aol.com (Bobdiddley)
>and what do you like to do with it?
Single-shot Baikal 16 gauge. I use it to scatter porcupine guts all over the
yard. We live in the middle of about 10,000 acres of forest, and the fuckers
can do whatever they like out there, but they occasionally get so bored with
life that they think it'd be interesting to see if Ol' Man Diddley has some
nice antique furniture stored in the woodshed, or maybe some juicy
good-one-side plywood stacked up for a critical building project. Inside the
compound, they don't live long and they don't prosper. I leave 'em out in the
field for the buzzards to eat, because I admire their handiwork.
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From: HellPope Huey
In article <3c55727a.434649995@news.mindspring.com>, sockfumes@Bahooga.com
says...
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>and what do you like to do with it?
My dick. Have SexHurt.
HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
"Holy teleporting CAT turds!"
Throw out some bread crumbs
and you can get a sparrow to come up so close
that when you use a 12-guage Magnum load,
full choke,
they just vaporize in a puff of feathers.
- P. J. O'Rourke
"If they psychically will us to kick their ass,
I don't see how that's OUR fault!"
- Saint Janor Hypercleets
"Maybe you'd feel better if
you crawled inside your Skinner box for a nap."
- "NewsRadio"
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From: xenu
On Mon, 28 Jan 2002 15:47:45 GMT, sockfumes@Bahooga.com (Rev. Fried
Egg) wrote:
The .50 Caliber Desert Eagle my uncle has one kicks me hard But i'm
still young i get stronger
.306 rifle I got pretty good with it till the fiering pin broke =((
>and what do you like to do with it?
we take them to the desert and shoot milk carton targets filled with
something that just explodes in to dust.
>just curious.
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From: mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the Monsters)
>1) .40 cal Glock with custom laser sight that allows ACCURATE
>"busacapinyoass" sidewaysey drive bys with yer pinky stickin' out.
>
Junk, the only became Popular becuse Arrrnolf Swartzenpecker used them in a
few
of his movies.
Hint: They will jam every tenth round, and the life expectancy is about 1,000
rounds before the receiver will crack.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"Just think, the next time I shoot someone I could get arrested!"
Lt. Frank Dredin, "The Naked Gun"
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From: "Col. Sphinx Drummond"
"Rev. Fried Egg" wrote:
> and what do you like to do with it?
>
> just curious.
My one and only Daisy Air Rifle.
Shoot BBs at the squirrels in the bird feeder.
-Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR
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From: wbarwell@starbase.neosoft.com (William Barwell)
In article <3c55727a.434649995@news.mindspring.com>,
Rev. Fried Egg
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>and what do you like to do with it?
>
>just curious.
Walther PPK/S or Colt Pocketlite.
A tie. For fun shootin at th' range.
The Walther has the better sights, but
the locking chamber of the Colt makes
it easiest on the hands.
I'd send it in to Scott McDougal and Associates
for new sights but all told, we are looking
at $500 for night sights, a full dehorning
and refinishing and a reliability workover.
Someday.....
The Glock 24 .40 S&W is no fun, it's fat grip
does not fit my hand and 50 rounds causes
pain. It has snappy recoil.
But for serious home protection, the Glock with
a 15 round clip loaded with Quik-Shok hi velocity
rounds is the beast to have under the ol' pillow.
The Seecamp .32 is about as bad, even though its
a .32, its light, small and not much to grab on
to. It beats me up too much for much fun shooting.
I haven't yet taken the Keltec P32 to the range.
The NAA 22. magnum mimi-revolver is fun, but
its rather inaccurate and its a messy gun, it'll
cover your hands real good in burnt powder grit.
I may have to dig her out next outing for old time's
sake.
I still haven't fired the MAK-90.
For? shooting rabid poodles and feral monkies.
Pope Charles
SubGenius Pope of Houston
Slack!
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From: "Col. Sphinx Drummond"
William Barwell wrote:
> In article <3c55fe5b.470464036@news.mindspring.com>,
> Rev. Fried Egg
>
> Lasers are for wussies. They are toys.
> learn to point shoot.
> I wanna get an Ashley Express set of night sights for mine.
I don't know much about guns but if I was gonna get one, I think I'd get a
12 gauge shotgun with a pump action retard. Then I'd tell everyone about
it because I like to say, pump action retard.
-Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR
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From: shinpath@gol.com (SPLR Ministries, Western Japan)
sockfumes@Bahooga.com (Rev. Fried Egg) wrote:
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>and what do you like to do with it?
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Moisin-nagant 7.62 x 53 bolt action (Finnish made 1944 from a Russian
turn of the century design) rifle. I like to shoot at jack rabbits in
the state of Nevada and of course drill with my SubGenius military
unit, the South Park Militia.
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From: "St. Marc the Perpetually Amused"
"Rev. Fried Egg"
news:3c55727a.434649995@news.mindspring.com...
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> and what do you like to do with it?
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> just curious.
My favorite gun that I own is a .22 single-shot carnival shooting gallery
rifle. It's old and rusty and it doesn't shoot very straight.
My grandfather gave it to me when I was just a kid. I like to take it out on
the shooting range and remember when he taught me to shoot it.
My favorite gun that I *want* is a .45 lever-action rifle like in the
Western movies. I plan to use it to save beautiful damsels in distress from
radiation monsters (think the final scene of "Army of Darkness") after
civilization ends until the Xists show up. Then I will load it with little
hunter-killer bullets and shoot them at everybody who has ever annoyed me.
(For this one, think the smart bullets in "Renegade," only with a range of
about a light-year.)
St. Marc
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From: "Fredric L. Rice"
"Rev. Fried Egg" wrote:
> and what do you like to do with it?
> just curious.
I've got a piton thrower that trails 100 yards of 1/8'th inch nylon
triple bend rope from a canister. That qualifies as a gun, I suppose.
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