Message from Jesus

From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@attbi.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Feb 6, 2002 10:34 PM

Greetings and Slack from your pal Jesus:

Hey Slackers,

Are you broke? Unemployed? Stocks in the shitter?

Then there's no better time to get some Slack by giving your grocery
money to "Bob"!

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Easy Advertising on Subgenius.com home page.

Yes, we have opened up the subgenius.com home page for you to
advertise your goods, yourself or your crackpot philosophy. Ads are
a measly .0002 per impression! That is $2 CPM for you e-commerce
savvy geeks. Which means you get 1000 slackers viewing your ad for 2
lousy bucks! Roughly, 100 bucks gets you about 2 months of
advertising. (unless some wacky cult offs themselves and then it may
only last a few days) Regardless, your ad stays up until it is shown
the amount of times you paid for. And best of all WE ARE NOT
MANAGING IT. It is completely run by a computer, this means you don't
have to rely on us to get it right! Amazing! To sign up just go to
www.subgenius.com and click on buy ad link. Hurry you can be the
first one up!
(** Adds get loaded at 4:30 am eastern)

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Dobbs Co Brand Valentine Chocolates "The Craving Fucker"

Back by unpopular demand... another one of "Bob's" failed businesses
that somehow made him rich. "The Craving Fucker" that was so
unpopular in the 50's are back again! And no it's not the same
chocolate, it's all new and fresh! So, go get your sweety some right
now. Also available cutesy stuffed bears (also make great torches
when first submersed in Kerosene), "Bob" Mugs filled with shiny happy
jellybeans straight from the Land of the Magic Pink Pony, and the
ever-so-popular, ever-so-tight, Girly Bob-T's.

Go to:
www.subgenius.com/scatalog.html

and choose New and Limited edition products!
Do it now. It's almost too late.

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Peace, Love and Slack
Rev. Jesus Christ, CFO
Subgenius Foundation Inc.

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