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From: "idirect news" <jdh1234567890@hotmail.com>
Date: Tue, Sep 16, 2003

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,7268983%255E13762,00.html

'Human-cow' created
From The Sunday Times' Jonathan Leake
September 15, 2003

A CONTROVERSIAL cloning scientist is to announce he has created "human-cow"
embryos that lived for about a fortnight and theoretically could have been
implanted into a woman's womb.

Panayiotis Zavos, who runs a fertility laboratory in the US, made the hybrid
embryos by inserting human DNA into the eggs of a cow.

Professor Zavos said the human-cow embryos were "theoretically viable" but
emphasised that he had no plans to allow such a hybrid to be born.

"We are not trying to create monsters," he said, claiming his aim was to
perfect his cloning techniques without the ethical problems involved in the
use of human egg cells.

Professor Zavos said the embryos grew to several hundred cells and appeared
to have normal DNA. He will announce the breakthrough at a meeting in London
today.

He added that the hybrids had grown beyond the stage, known as
differentiation, at which cells showed the first signs of developing into
tissues and organs.

This is a crucial test because it implies that the human chromosomes, which
contain the DNA, have been left intact. Other people who claim to have
created human clones have failed to produce evidence. Professor Zavos's work
is taken seriously by some of the scientific community.

The Australian

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From: "Dunter Powries" <fech@redcap.spedlins>

I don't get it. You mean, no one actually gets to go out into the pasture
and poke the cow? Then what's the point?

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

Well the miracle is, this is a cow that could get drunk on Friday and
TIP ITSELF.

Progress marches on in a Three Stooges kind of way.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

You have to accept the possibility that God doesn't like you.
Tyler Durden, FIGHT CLUB

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From: "NeuroManson" <dogegoops@comcast.net>

"Joe Cosby" <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com> wrote:
> Well the miracle is, this is a cow that could get drunk on Friday and
> TIP ITSELF.
>
> Progress marches on in a Three Stooges kind of way.

In other words, all they managed to do was clone Anna Nicole Smith?

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From: Reverend DJ Epoch <niunyabiz@noway.com>

Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com> wrote:
> Well the miracle is, this is a cow that could get drunk on Friday and
> TIP ITSELF.
>
> Progress marches on in a Three Stooges kind of way.

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "Cow-orker"

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

Cows don't lay eggs, you MORON!!!!

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

Then where do MEATBALLS come from, you IDIOT!!!

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