what happened to me?

From: mack.royal@gmail.com (Rev. Mack)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jun 25, 2004 1:18 PM

Newsgroups: comp.ai.philosophy, sci.philosophy.meta,
sci.philosophy.tech, talk.philosophy.humanism, talk.philosophy.misc,
alt.atheism, alt.atheism.satire, alt.society.generation-x
Date: 1995/04/24

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>1. What advice would you give someone on how to live their life?
Get born get blessed get dressed try to be a suck sess eat more
ice-cream
write down a good dream go to Lake Argyle go around the turnstile
watch
the crocodiles watch out when they smile live in Kununurra kiss a
kookaburra the visigoths ate my shorts
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>
>
>2. What is one thing that you have found to be true/untrue about
life?
>("Common knowledge" or otherwise)

Anything that is not a mystery is guesswork.
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>
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>3. What forces govern the world? (Fate, God, totally random chance,
nothing)

It depends on which world, but generally angels are the guesswork and
God
is the mystery. It takes a while to catch on, but Albert Einstein is
there
every day ready to help us.
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>
>
>4. What do you think about life in a society (i.e., restriction in
>return for social benefits)?

If you have enough kava in your kiva, you won't be too worried about
the
total brainwashing of some North American country and the world
descent
into insanity because you will have already found a hiding place since
kava is outlawed in this pretend country we'll call...a North American
country and anyone using kivas has either been exterminated or is on a
short leash. Kill your television.
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>
>
>5. Finally, what is the meaning/purpose/goal of life?

It used to be finding food. Now it's finding something to do. For
Einstein it was working on mysteries and grokking nature. Personally,
I
think that life is lunch. We assume some life-form on planet earth
with
pre-arranged amnesia (to make it interesting) and when we die, we
gather
in a big locker room and talk about life as if it were lunch.
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>6. Other thoughts:

Yeah, money is only paper. Most people never think about this. What's
really important in life is fresh water and food and beach front
property.
Once that is taken care of, you don't need money. But since we are all
slaves and everything costs money, we have to participate in this
totally
artificial game of believing in paper. One day the Monopoly board will
be
folded up and you will wish you had bought gold when I told you to.
I will be moving to Lake Argyle as soon as I can work an angle.

Riding the 1999 Bullet Train
Your True Pal, Bozo Texino
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>Optional:
>^^^^^^^^
>Name (so I can quote you in my project) Mack Royal
>Age 48
>Occupation or Major graduate chemistry student for now
>Ethnic/Social Group son of football coach for chrissakes
>B-board you found this on alt.society.neutopia.barney.clem.bozo
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>
>
>Thank you so, so much for your time! I will post the results of this
>project if people want to see them.
****************************
If?
If? get a web page and list all the hookers you sucked.
>*****************************
>Shira
>
>P.S. Sorry for posting to so many different groups. But I need a lot
of
>responses. Thanks.

Don't we all....

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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>

On 25 Jun 2004 10:18:53 -0700, mack.royal@gmail.com (Rev. Mack) wrote:

>Yeah, money is only paper. Most people never think about this. What's
>really important in life is fresh water and food and beach front
>property.
>Once that is taken care of, you don't need money. But since we are all
>slaves and everything costs money, we have to participate in this
>totally
>artificial game of believing in paper. One day the Monopoly board will
>be
>folded up and you will wish you had bought gold when I told you to.

This is almost scary if you actually think about it.

Why IS it that you can give the grocery store some inherently
worthless little slips of green paper and he will let you walk out
with a bottle of wine and a rack of tofu burgers? Because HE knows he
can turn around and give those same worthless slips of paper to
somebody ELSE and they will do the same thing.

AM I MISSING SOMETHING HERE?

But he's right. He BELIEVES in this ghostly inherent spiritual power
in the little green pieces of paper called VALOO. And he's right
because everybody ELSE believes in VALOO. VALOO is the power behind
our whole world. The Catholics thought they were clever with the
crackers into dead Jewish guy trick but they have nothing on VALOO.

As long as everybody believes in VALOO then it will keep working.

BUT IF WE STOP THINKING OUR HAPPY THOUGHTS, WE WILL FALL RIGHT OUT OF
THE SKY.

The thing is, even gold is really just a stronger talisman of VALOO.
It's physically limited, so you can't pull the same magic tricks with
VALOO that you can with the green paper VALOO, but it's still just a
talisman, of no practical value to almost anybody.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
"Today the business of business is becoming the constant invention of new
business."
- Marshall Macluhan

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Subject: Re: what happened to me?
From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>

BUT IF WE STOP THINKING OUR HAPPY THOUGHTS,
WE WILL FALL RIGHT OUT OF THE SKY.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
"My energies are much better spent teaching people to eat pork than teaching
pigs to be civilized."
- (Dr K. "Cortez" Legume)

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Subject: Re: what happened to me?
From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>

>1. What advice would you give someone on how to live their life?

DON'T.

>2. What is one thing that you have found to be true/untrue about
>life?

EVERYTHING.

>3. What forces govern the world? (Fate, God, totally random chance,
>nothing)

GOVERN??

>4. What do you think about life in a society (i.e., restriction in
>return for social benefits)?

NOTHING.

>5. Finally, what is the meaning/purpose/goal of life?

SHUT UP.

>6. Other thoughts:

YOU SAID #5 WAS FINALLY.

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