My new great idea

From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>
Date: Thu, Jun 3, 2004

Somebody should do a SubGenius Tarot.

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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>

nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com> wrote:
>Somebody should do a SubGenius Tarot.

I did. All 78 cards are nenslo saying "SHUT UP".

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From: Cardinal Vertigo <vertigo@alexandria.cc>

Joe Cosby wrote:
> nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com> wrote:
>>Somebody should do a SubGenius Tarot.
>
> I did. All 78 cards are nenslo saying "SHUT UP".

POST OF THE FUCKING CENTURY

--
"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President,
or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is
not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable
to the American public." Theodore Roosevelt, twenty-sixth
President of the United States

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

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From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>

> Somebody should do a SubGenius Tarot.

I have an even better idea. Let's make up a fake religion and charge
people $30 to join. Then we can give ourselves funny names and go
around feeling superior to anyone who takes it seriously because we
know it's only a joke.

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

AH!! Finally something *I* can find humorous. I was getting so tired of
having to fuck myself.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)

What kind of idiotic moron would pay $30 to join some stupid church!

What a bunch of suckers!

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

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From: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)

>Somebody should do a SubGenius Tarot.
>>
>>I have an even better idea. Let's make up a fake religion and charge
>>people $30 to join. Then we can give ourselves funny names and go
>>around feeling superior to anyone who takes it seriously because we
>>know it's only a joke.

But you know, if you had an "Inner Order" whose first test was not paying the
$30 in order to qualify, well then those who didn't pay the $30 would know they
were SUPER SUPERIOR and then could be bilked for hundreds even thousands over
time!

"Congratulations! You passed! You're now in the "Inner Order". Don't tell
anyone! Now it is your privilege to contribute to the "real" church! We only
let the smartest, best and most fit, in. Now, Fifty bucks this month please-
we're whipping up a super secret thingie- only members of the "inner order" are
privy to! Ha Ha Ha aren't you glad you're not one of those $30 paying suckers!"

But Shhhhh! Don't tell.

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