HOS log

From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Fri, Jan 9, 2004

Hour of Slack ???

1 [DELETED]
2 [CENSORED FROM XMISSION/INTERNET BY FCC]
3 [OMITTED DUE TO BUDGET CONSTRAINTS]
4 [REMOVED FOR REASONS OF NATIONAL SECURITY]
5 [SCRUBBED AT THE REQUEST OF THE IMF]
6 [IN VIOLATION OF THE PATRIOT ACT]
7 [NOT USED BY REQUEST OF THE GOVERNMENT OF FRANCE]
8 [RESTRICTED BY NASA]
9 [NOT PERMITTED BY CAMPAIGN FINANCE ACT]
10 [SEGMENT ARRESTED BY THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND
SECURITY. HASN'T BEEN SEEN SINCE.]
11 [DELETED AT THE REQUEST OF ART BELL]
12 [DELETED AT THE REQUEST OF PAUL HARVEY]
13 [VIOLATION OF JUDICIAL RESTRAINING ORDER]
14 [SCRATCHED - NO LONGER FUNNY]
15 [RIAA SUBPEONA]
16 [MEN WITH GUNS ENTERED STUDIO, TURNED OFF XMITTER]
.....

--
"HERE LIES NU-MONET.
GOT TRIPLE HIS MONEY BACK."

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

17 {DELETED SNIP OF WEI SCREAMING FOR STANG TO GET THE DAMNED VIDEO
CAMERA OUT OF THE BATHROOM WHILE SHE SHOWERS}

HellPope Huey
Hueyville: where Rod Serling makes the donuts

"What did you shoot him for?"
" I was afraid the fall might kill 'im."
- "The Fighting SeaBees"

I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything.
Every once in a while I turn it on and off.
On and off. On and off.
One day I got a call from a woman in France
who said "Cut it out!"
- Steven Wright

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From: jlwn111@att.net (I AM J'lahn.)

Finally!!! The BEGINNING OF THE END is upon you!!! It's about fucking
time!!! I've been waiting for this since you first DISSED me way back
in '97. You know the old saying - "payback's a BITCH!" Ain't it
though?! Ahhh yesssssss...

This year is off to a GREAT start!!!

I AM Jala*AN.
"Welcome to the World of Jim Ward-Nichols (aka J'lahn!)"
http://jlwn111.home.att.net

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