The Great Beast 666

From: mark chan <mark@cruzio.com>
Date: Mon, Sep 8, 2003

>I AM MONKEY BOY, THE DARK LORD OF MORDOR, SPAWN OF TSOG
>
>I attacked and took over two countries.
> I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the Treasury.
>I shattered the record for biggest annual deficit in history.
>I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any
>12-month period.
>I set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock
market.
> I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
> I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal

>record.
In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days
>on vacation by any president in US history.
>
>
>I AM MONKEY BOY, THE DARK LORD OF MORDOR, SPAWN OF TSOG
>
>After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided
over
>the worst security failure in US history.
> I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president
in
>US history.
>In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their
jobs.
> I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any
other
>president in US history.
>I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
> I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than
any
>president in US history.
>
> I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president
since
>the advent of TV.
>
>
>I AM MONKEY BOY, THE DARK LORD OF MORDOR
>I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than
any
>other president in US history.
>I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to
>intervene when corruption was revealed.
> I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused
to
>use the national reserves as past presidents have.
>I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
>
>
> I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
take
>to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record
for
>protest against any person in the history of mankind.
>
>I AM MONKEY BOY, THE DARK LORD OF MORDOR
>I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US
history.
>
> I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in
US
>history.
> Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
history.
>(The 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil
tanker
>named after her).
> I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the
Union
>simultaneously go bankrupt.
> I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market
in
>any country in the history of the world.
> I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and
military
>occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the
>United Nations and the world community.
> I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the
>history of the United States.
>
>I AM MONKEY BOY, THE DARK LORD OF MORDOR,SPAWN OF TSOG
>I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases,

>more than any other president in US history.
> I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations
remove
>the US from the Human Rights Commission.
> I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations
remove
>the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
> I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
>congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US
history.
>
>I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
>I withdrew from the World Court of Law. I refused to allow inspectors
>access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the
Geneva
>Conventions.
> I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations
election
>inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
>
>I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate
campaign
>donations.
>
>The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my
best
>friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds
in
>world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
>I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US
history.
> I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
>I took the world's sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a
year
>made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the
biggest
>diplomatic failure in US and world history).
>
>I AM MONKEY BOY, THE DARK LORD OF MORDOR
>I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people
of
>Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace
and
>stability.
> I am the first US president in history to have the people of South
Korea
>more threatened by the US than by their immediate neighbor, North
Korea.
> I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government
>contracts.
> I set the all-time record for number of administration appointees who
>violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations
>bidding for government contracts.
>
>I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any

>other president in US history.
> In a little over two years I have created the most divided country in
>decades, possibly the most divided that the US has been since the civil
war.
> I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less
than
>two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.
>
>
>I AM MONKEY BOY, THE DARK LORD OF MORDOR
>I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas
driving
>record has been erased and is not available). I was AWOL from the
National
>Guard and deserted the military during a time of war. I refused to take
a
>drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
>
>All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away
to my
>father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All
>records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt
>companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. All
>minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on the

>board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. Any
records or
>minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy
policy
>are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
>
>I AM MONKEY BOY, THE DARK LORD OF MORDOR,
SPWN OF TSOG, FATHER OF LIES:
>LOOK UPON ME AND TREMEBLE
>
>mark@cruzio.com
>
>Americans now live in fear of the rest of the world and
>the rest of the world lives in fear of America.
> --Harry Browne
>
> END TSARDOM
> RESTORE THE CONSTITUTION
> "EVERY MAN AND EVERY WOMAN IS A TSAR"
>

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