Yetisyn No More?

From: dblspace@aol.complex-sex (David Langlois --- Ball serves Baal)
Date: Mon, Jan 26, 2004 11:05 AM

A new report at CNN.com, "That Neanderthal Wasn't Your Grandfather," strongly
refutes the Szukalski point of view (extensive Cro-Magnan/Neanderthal
interbreeding). Are we not men?

David
aka the Rebi "Slash" Foreskin
(R/4)

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Subject: Re: Yetisyn No More?
From: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)

Then how DO we get Republicains?

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

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From: Doktor DynaSoar <targeting@OMCL.mil>

Discarded foreskins.

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From: "Alliekatt" <alleykatzen@hotmail.com>
>
> Then how DO we get Republicains?

You insult the massive brainpan of the Neanderthal, sir.

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

> > Then how DO we get Republicains?

Put a monkey brain and a brown egg in the most rank tennis shoe you
can find. Bury it under a hen house. Let it steep for a few months.
Next thing you know, a cadre of bubbly Christian undergrads will be
raising funds so it can clean up Washington and show those boys what's
what. Yes, she blinded me with science, Jesus, a crisp new $20, a
flash of thong and then, battery acid, in that order.

HellPope Huey / www.subgenius.com
Its a major SubGenius goal
to leave a brown streak on the white carpet of the Pinks.

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