Cross-species Mating (beastiality) May Be Evolutionarily Important And Lead To Rap

From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Sun, Aug 10, 2003

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2003/08/030808081854.htm

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"He's just screaming out
'Neuter Me!'"
-- some guy about his dog

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

Okay, you heard it, folks. Get out there and fuck a chimp today!
Science says its okay.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Dazzled by the girl with kaleidoscope thighs

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.'
I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.
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"Oh, sorry, this is 'Abuse.'"
- Monty Python

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

Your mom says it's okay.

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

My mom said YOU were okay. Not great, just okay. Couldn't find any
hybrids closer to home, eh?

"Oh, sorry, this is 'Abuse.'"
- Monty Python

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From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey) wrote in message news:<8cc8cffc.0308100946.1fc4e74f@posting.google.com>...
> Okay, you heard it, folks. Get out there and fuck a chimp today!
> Science says its okay.

That might explain purple though. He must be a bacteria colony trying
to get itself fucked by Yeti.

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From: Ben Allen <hiway@speakeasy.org>

HellPopeHuey wrote:
> Okay, you heard it, folks. Get out there and fuck a chimp today!
> Science says its okay.

http://www.n2.net/prey/bigfoot/articles/oliver2.htm

"Oliver" -- is he a human/chimp or gorilla/chimp hybrid? or what?

http://www.n2.net/prey/bigfoot/hominids/drfrancois.htm

"de Loy's ape", an unknown variety of ape allegedly found in South
America, where the only simians known to live are all monkeys.

Check out the giant clit!

http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/science/08/08/coolsc.mysteryape/index.html

Newly discovered "mystery ape"; doesn't look like a chimp or gorilla.

From the article:

"So what could this animal be?

"We cannot rule out the possibility that it is a new species of ape, or a
new subspecies or some form of hybrid," said Duane Rumbaugh, a professor
at Georgia State University.
[...]
If the mystery animal does turn out to be a hybrid of a chimp and a
gorilla , for example, such inter-breeding would not be unique in nature.
There are several examples of different species breeding successfully,
said Louis."

Note how the article carefully avoids mentioning one of the possible
hybridization combinations that might have produced these things.

I recall reading in I think it was one of Jane Goodall's books where she
mentioned that a new troop of chimpanzees her group was studying almost
gang-raped one of her assistants. dang ol'... chimpanzees, man. tryin' to
claw their way up the evolutionary ladder on the backs of our wimminfolk.

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Ben Allen, hiway@speakeasy.org
"My cat can eat a whole watermelon!"
-Rubin Farr, "Rubin & Ed"

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From: subspecies23@aol.comyourmom (SubSpecies23)

"We cannot rule out the possibility that it is a new species of ape, or a new
SUBSPECIES or some form of hybrid."
-- Duane Rumbaugh, professor at Georgia State University

Look, I'm in the news again.

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

Ben Allen <hiway@speakeasy.org> wrote:
> mystery ape clitoris

This is either a new Goth band or an item on the menu at a Thai
restaurant. If the latter, I hope they are candied.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Dahling, do you know where I found a TOOTH this morning?

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"No. Not anymore."
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"But its so beautiful!"
"So's a peacock, but you don't eat it until its cooked."
- "Futurama"

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From: idrmrsr <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>

That clinches it. I'm not going to fuck male ducks up the ass anymore.
No, I'm going to stick with female ducks and maybe, one day, give birth
to Donald Duck!

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