George W. Bush comes in your bed ! ! !

From: maya_egg@hotmail.com (Harlan Osier)
Date: Sun, Jul 11, 2004

You are asleep in your bed , alone, nude.

Suddenly and without warning, George W. Bush comes in your bed !

What do you do ?

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From: "NeuroManson" <dogegoops@comcast.net>

Thank Dobbs I have two beds?

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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>

Visualize Diana Rigg and give George a walk on the wild side which
would do him a world of good.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
1.44 MB floppies? Why, back in THE DAY, we had to record it all on an abacus, then we had to use
a retarded bat to punch the punch cards. Now that was REAL programming lad, and don't you forget it!

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From: Frere Jean Bleu <FrJBleu@ifrance.com>

Define "comes".

Fr J B

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>

Buttfuck the hell out of him while I've got the chance, yelling HOW DO
*YOU* LIKE IT?

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From: Cardinal Vertigo <vertigo@alexandria.cc>

I'd get him the hell out of my home, and then I'd wash the sheets a few
times, using tons of bleach.

--
"There's no system foolproof enough to defeat a sufficiently great
fool."
- Edward Teller

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From: "Paul Jamison" <pjamison2@cox.net>

"Cardinal Vertigo" <vertigo@alexandria.cc> wrote:
> I'd get him the hell out of my home, and then I'd wash the sheets a few
> times, using tons of bleach.

I'd be more inclined to wash *him* with tons of bleach. I'd keep the sheets
as they are to flap in the face of the next jerk who babbles on about
Monica's dress.

Paul

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From: El Queso <the_cheese_23nospam@yahoo.com>

Make him clean it up.
Queso

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From: Unclaimed Mysteries <theletter_k_andthenumeral_4_doh@unclaimedmysteries.net>

El Queso wrote:
> Make him clean it up.

Such a nice, happy post on my computer to start my day. Good advice,
too. Maybe I'll put it on a 3X5 index card with my houshold hints and
recipes.

Make it a terrific day!
Corry

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From: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)

Tell him to bend over for a "Generous Donation"

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

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