From: Sternodox <sternodox@aristotle.net>
Date: Sun, Sep 7, 2003
I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Who killed Cock Throbbin'?
I, said the tranny,
when he spotted MY manny,
I killed Cock Throbbin'.
--
Give me thank or kill me.
--nu-monet
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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
I'd be interested in reading your explanation of the
terrorist attacks
of September 11.
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From: Sternodox <sternodox@aristotle.net>
You know, my friend .... I'm glad you asked. It took
ME awhile to
figure it all out, but the gist is: There was this one
guy who had some
kind of rash on his dick and it itched so fucking bad
that he had to
scratch it all the time. He was scratching and scratching
and didn't
realize that there were nano-universes in each and every
cell in his
crotch area and he was scratching in this one area where
there was this
one nano-universe that was inhabited by these creatures
that consisted
of nothing but 900-Million-hundred foot long DICKS MADE
OUT OF SHIT and
ITCH CELLS. So that one guy that was scratching his
dick was ACTUALLY
jacking off and relieving the itches of EIGHTY-EIGHT
MILLION BILLION
alien beings that were never able to have an orgasm
and also were
always itching real bad and couldn't scratch or jack
off because of no
arms or hands. So this guy kept scratching his dick
and the
nano-universe creatures kept being relieved of their
itch and got real
into being jacked off that they all started in squirting
at once, since
they were all male creatures and homos, too. Well the
creatures' cum
was made out of sulfuric acid, anti-matter, muriatic
acid, jalapeno
pepper juice and boiling tar and just as it was coming
out of the
dick-creatures' dicks, it mixed with the shit that the
dicks were made
of and it made the cum create a wormhole interstice
that just happened
to be in the guy who was scratching his dick's pants.
As soon as the
toxic mixture of cum, shit and all that other stuff
came into contact
with that guy's dick, suddenly his itch became far less
relevant and
the horrible pain and agony came immediately to the
fore. The itchy
dick guy died immediately after suffering terribly for
a couple of
seconds and this other guy who was only a homo when
guy's who dicks
were covered with shit died next to them was sitting
right next to this
guy on the airplane. So he immediately started in buttfucking
the guy
right in front of the stewardesses. Watching that guy
buttfuck a corpse
whose dick was covered with acid, shit, etc., caused
all of the
stewardesses except one to commit suicide and the once
who didn't
commit suicide decided to have a sex-change operation
so she could
buttfuck shit-dicked corpses too because it turned her
on the thought
of doing that. But a couple of molecules of the nano-universe
creatures' shit came to life by magic and also brought
the dead
stewardesses back to life and they were zombies and
they stole the dead
guy from the homo, who committed suicide rather than
continue to live
without buttfucking a corpse with shit on its dick.
Then, all of the
sudden, another wormhole appeared right outside the
airplane and it
flew into it and was in a universe where there was nothing
except a
solid mass of cut-off dicks that had been soaking in
shit for TWENTY
ZILLION TRILLION BILLION HUNDRED EONS and were rotting
and also alive
because they were zombies without the bodies, just the
dicks. And they
were always wanting to buttfuck a bunch of dead stewardesses
in the
mouth and so they captured the zombie stewardesses and
brought them
back to life and buttfucked them in the mouth except
there was no
concept of time in that separate universe, so the stewardesses
had to
suffer getting buttfucked in the mouth for ALL ETERNITY
except for the
one that became a man and she got to join in the giant
dicks
buttfucking the stewardesses but only for about a minute
and a half and
then the DICK BEINGS cut off the stewardess' new dick
and started in
buttfucking HER in the mouth FOREVER.
THAT'S why 9/11 happened.
Curiously, Dan Rather, et al., have said NOTHING about any of this.
- Sterno
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From: "Rev. Nickie" <nickie@subgenius.com>
THAT'S the goddamn frequency, Kenneth!
-Rev. Nickie
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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
> Sternodox wrote:
>
> > I'm a little teapot
> > Short and stout
> > Here is my handle
> > Here is my COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I told you this one 2 years ago. You owe me $2.
Thageus <thageusTRIANGLE@yahoo.com--REMOVEshape!!!!>
wrote:
> I'm a little sex pot, short and stout
> This is my condom,
> This is my pout.
> When I get all turned on, hear me shout!
> Flip me over, eat me out
> --my girlfriend
Objects in emotion tend to stay in emotion.
--
HellPope Huey
No, I don't need that pierced...again
"When I was drunk, you were beautiful"
- 'First Lines of The Worst Poems Ever,' "Whose
Line?"
"I'll bet somewhere there's a horse drinking
coffee."
- "The Simpsons"
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From: nickie@subgenius.com (Rev. Nickie)
Sternodox <sternodox@aristotle.net> wrote:
> I'm a little teapot
> Short and stout
> Here is my handle
> Here is my COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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-Nickie
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