Too Old
Posted by:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 20:27:39 -0500
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Brigitte Bardot
Jane Fonda
Mary Tyler Moore
Meryl Streep
Amy Madigan
Amy Irving
Adrienne Barbeau (sigh!)
Marilyn Chambers
Mia Farrow
Diane Keaton
Talia Shire
Olympia Dukakis
Faye Dunaway
Isabella Rosselini (sigh!)
Linda Lovelace
Janine Turner
Maude Adams
[*]
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Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 14 Mar 2005 17:42:38 -0800
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And Madonna is RIGHT THERE, she's skating the edge of that pond as we
speak.
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 17:55:34 -0800
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On 14 Mar 2005 17:42:38 -0800, "Paul Casino"
wrote:
>And Madonna is RIGHT THERE, she's skating the edge of that pond as we
>speak.
I think she will look like Phyllis Diller when she gets older. Here
she is now, she's not looking too good:
http://www.coyotemadonna.com/coyotemadonna/CM2k/gallery/TW/old-coyote-wmn.jpg
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
A kangaroo walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey. Why don't you do
something nobody in this bar has ever seen before?" The kangaroo says
"I'm waiting for a genie." A monkey gets close to the kangaroo and says
"Give me a hundred bucks and I'll pull down your pants."
So the kangaroo says "Paint my house."
Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 14 Mar 2005 18:00:55 -0800
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>I think she will look like Phyllis Diller when she gets older.
Good call. Her or that fucked up Chicken Lady that used to be on the
Kids in the Hall.
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 14 Mar 2005 23:24:03 -0800
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>>>I think she will look like Phyllis Diller when she gets older. Here
she is now, she's not looking too good:
http://www.coyotemadonna.com/c?yotemadonna/CM2k/gallery/TW/o?d-coyote...
>>>
Damn I guess her last rap album took alot out of her.
REv. KrustyMADfaker
"Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million
people
think you are?" -Frank Zappa
Posted by:: Pope Phil
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 15:56:36 +0000 (UTC)
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I guess your spellchecker didn't spot that you'd typed "rap" and missed the C
krustymadfaker wrote:
>>>>I think she will look like Phyllis Diller when she gets older. Here
>
>
> she is now, she's not looking too good:
>
> http://www.coyotemadonna.com/coyotemadonna/CM2k/gallery/TW/old-coyote...
>
>
> Damn I guess her last rap album took alot out of her.
>
> REv. KrustyMADfaker
>
Posted by:: polar bear
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 02:06:56 -0800
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In article , Zapanaz
wrote:
> On 14 Mar 2005 17:42:38 -0800, "Paul Casino"
> wrote:
>
> >And Madonna is RIGHT THERE, she's skating the edge of that pond as we
> >speak.
>
> I think she will look like Phyllis Diller when she gets older. Here
> she is now, she's not looking too good:
>
> http://www.coyotemadonna.com/coyotemadonna/CM2k/gallery/TW/old-coyote-wmn.jpg
at least she got the gap in her teeth fixed.
pb
Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 21:34:41 -0800
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Too Old to Cut the Mustard
(Bill Carlisle)
When I was young, I had an automobile
I'd scoot myself right under that wheel
I had to fight the gals off with a stick
But now they say, "Oh, he makes me sick."
He's Too old, too old
He's too old to cut the mustard any more ...
He's a-gettin' too old, he's done got too old
He's too old to cut the mustard any more.
When I was young I had a lot of pep
I could get around, I didn't need no help
But since I'm old and a-gettin' gray
The people all look at me and say. (Refrain)
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2005 17:14:59 GMT
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Too Old to Cut the Mustard
Rosemary Clooney and Marlene Dietrich
http://www.aprilwinchell.com/multimedia/media/mp3/cuthemustard%2Emp3
Rub My Roast (Vincent Price)
http://www.aprilwinchell.com/multimedia/media/mp3/rubmyroast%2Emp3
>
>
>Too Old to Cut the Mustard
>(Bill Carlisle)
>
>When I was young, I had an automobile
>I'd scoot myself right under that wheel
>I had to fight the gals off with a stick
>But now they say, "Oh, he makes me sick."
>
> He's Too old, too old
> He's too old to cut the mustard any more ...
> He's a-gettin' too old, he's done got too old
> He's too old to cut the mustard any more.
>
>When I was young I had a lot of pep
>I could get around, I didn't need no help
>But since I'm old and a-gettin' gray
>The people all look at me and say. (Refrain)
Posted by:: Pope Phil
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 15:55:24 +0000 (UTC)
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she fell by the wayside years ago
Paul Casino wrote:
> And Madonna is RIGHT THERE, she's skating the edge of that pond as we
> speak.
>
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 16:03:05 GMT
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Pope Phil wrote:
>she fell by the wayside years ago
>
>Paul Casino wrote:
>> And Madonna is RIGHT THERE, she's skating the edge of that pond as we
>> speak.
>>
Be kind to your web-footed friends
For a duck may be somebody's mother
Be kind to your friends in the swamp
Where the weather is always damp
Say the Secret Word and win a hundred dollars!
Posted by:: Pope Phil
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 16:11:38 +0000 (UTC)
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SPON!
König Prüße wrote:
> Pope Phil wrote:
>
>
>>she fell by the wayside years ago
>>
>>Paul Casino wrote:
>>
>>>And Madonna is RIGHT THERE, she's skating the edge of that pond as we
>>>speak.
>>>
>
>
> Be kind to your web-footed friends
> For a duck may be somebody's mother
> Be kind to your friends in the swamp
> Where the weather is always damp
>
> Say the Secret Word and win a hundred dollars!
>
>
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 16:24:24 GMT
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Pope Phil wrote:
Close!
It's "spork"
>SPON!
>
>König Prüße wrote:
>> Pope Phil wrote:
>>
>>
>>>she fell by the wayside years ago
>>>
>>>Paul Casino wrote:
>>>
>>>>And Madonna is RIGHT THERE, she's skating the edge of that pond as we
>>>>speak.
>>>>
>>
>>
>> Be kind to your web-footed friends
>> For a duck may be somebody's mother
>> Be kind to your friends in the swamp
>> Where the weather is always damp
>>
>> Say the Secret Word and win a hundred dollars!
>>
>>
Posted by:: Pope Phil
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 16:39:52 +0000 (UTC)
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maybe in your bizarro world
König Prüße wrote:
> Pope Phil wrote:
>
> Close!
> It's "spork"
>
>
>>SPON!
>>
>>König Prüße wrote:
>>
>>>Pope Phil wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>she fell by the wayside years ago
>>>>
>>>>Paul Casino wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>And Madonna is RIGHT THERE, she's skating the edge of that pond as we
>>>>>speak.
>>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Be kind to your web-footed friends
>>>For a duck may be somebody's mother
>>>Be kind to your friends in the swamp
>>>Where the weather is always damp
>>>
>>>Say the Secret Word and win a hundred dollars!
>>>
>>>
>
>
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 16:45:10 GMT
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Pope Phil wrote:
In your bizarro world it's SPON?
Don't try to guilt me into giving you $100!
You're fugly!
>maybe in your bizarro world
>
>König Prüße wrote:
>> Pope Phil wrote:
>>
>> Close!
>> It's "spork"
>>
>>
>>>SPON!
>>>
>>>König Prüße wrote:
>>>
>>>>Pope Phil wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>she fell by the wayside years ago
>>>>>
>>>>>Paul Casino wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>And Madonna is RIGHT THERE, she's skating the edge of that pond as we
>>>>>>speak.
>>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Be kind to your web-footed friends
>>>>For a duck may be somebody's mother
>>>>Be kind to your friends in the swamp
>>>>Where the weather is always damp
>>>>
>>>>Say the Secret Word and win a hundred dollars!
>>>>
>>>>
>>
>>
Posted by:: Pope Phil
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 17:09:16 +0000 (UTC)
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$100! ???
$100 factorial??
approx. $9.3326215443944152681699238856267e+157
yes please
König Prüße wrote:
> Pope Phil wrote:
>
> In your bizarro world it's SPON?
>
> Don't try to guilt me into giving you $100!
> You're fugly!
>
>
>>maybe in your bizarro world
>>
>>König Prüße wrote:
>>
>>>Pope Phil wrote:
>>>
>>>Close!
>>>It's "spork"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>SPON!
>>>>
>>>>König Prüße wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Pope Phil wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>she fell by the wayside years ago
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Paul Casino wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>And Madonna is RIGHT THERE, she's skating the edge of that pond as we
>>>>>>>speak.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Be kind to your web-footed friends
>>>>>For a duck may be somebody's mother
>>>>>Be kind to your friends in the swamp
>>>>>Where the weather is always damp
>>>>>
>>>>>Say the Secret Word and win a hundred dollars!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>
>>>
>
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 21:01:41 GMT
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Pope Phil wroteL
OK! In Confederate money!
>$100! ???
>$100 factorial??
>approx. $9.3326215443944152681699238856267e+157
>
>yes please
>
>König Prüße wrote:
>> Pope Phil wrote:
>>
>> In your bizarro world it's SPON?
>>
>> Don't try to guilt me into giving you $100!
>> You're fugly!
>>
>>
>>>maybe in your bizarro world
>>>
>>>König Prüße wrote:
>>>
>>>>Pope Phil wrote:
>>>>
>>>>Close!
>>>>It's "spork"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>SPON!
>>>>>
>>>>>König Prüße wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Pope Phil wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>she fell by the wayside years ago
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Paul Casino wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>And Madonna is RIGHT THERE, she's skating the edge of that pond as we
>>>>>>>>speak.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Be kind to your web-footed friends
>>>>>>For a duck may be somebody's mother
>>>>>>Be kind to your friends in the swamp
>>>>>>Where the weather is always damp
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Say the Secret Word and win a hundred dollars!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 16 Mar 2005 14:40:52 -0800
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<
OK! In Confederate money! <<
Good thing he's British and does not know about Confederate Money!
I have $8 Conferdarate. $6 from Virginia, $1 from North Carolina.
And at the present rate of the fall of the US Dollar, they will be
legal tender in abuot 5 weeks.
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 22:59:24 GMT
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"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote:
><
>
>
>OK! In Confederate money! <<
>
>Good thing he's British and does not know about Confederate Money!
>
>I have $8 Conferdarate. $6 from Virginia, $1 from North Carolina.
>
>And at the present rate of the fall of the US Dollar, they will be
>legal tender in abuot 5 weeks.
>
Well, hang onto it!
The Dixie farmers are going to put yeast on their land,
and next time it rains, the South Shall Rise Again!
Posted by:: Pope Phil
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 23:43:40 +0000 (UTC)
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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
> <
>
>
> OK! In Confederate money! <<
>
> Good thing he's British and does not know about Confederate Money!
yeah? like the rest of the world hasn't heard of your recent internal political spat
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 17 Mar 2005 00:03:31 GMT
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Pope Phil wrote:
>Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
> > <
> >
> >
> > OK! In Confederate money! <<
> >
> > Good thing he's British and does not know about Confederate Money!
>
>
>yeah? like the rest of the world hasn't heard of your recent internal political spat
Well, now! I've got a nice Irish penny for you!
With a fine harp on it. You had corn in the warehouse,
and let the Micks starve when they ran short of potatoes!
Millions died! You're mean!
Posted by:: Pope Phil
Date: Thu, 17 Mar 2005 00:19:36 +0000 (UTC)
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yes. I was personally responsible. I had all that corn in my personal possession, and I wanted the
spuds too - just so that the kiddies could make prints with them.
now then, about all those native Americans that you shunted off to the barren lands (well the ones
that you didn't kill off with your diseases, whiskey, injun wars, decimation of the buffalo/bison
herds...)
yawn. falls asleep due to tedium of the subject matter that you're trying to draw me into
König Prüße wrote:
> Pope Phil wrote:
>
>
>>Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
>>
>>><
>>>
>>>
>>>OK! In Confederate money! <<
>>>
>>>Good thing he's British and does not know about Confederate Money!
>>
>>
>>yeah? like the rest of the world hasn't heard of your recent internal political spat
>
>
> Well, now! I've got a nice Irish penny for you!
> With a fine harp on it. You had corn in the warehouse,
> and let the Micks starve when they ran short of potatoes!
> Millions died! You're mean!
>
>
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 17 Mar 2005 01:49:57 GMT
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Pope Phil wrote:
>yes. I was personally responsible. I had all that corn in my personal possession, and I wanted the
>spuds too - just so that the kiddies could make prints with them.
>
>now then, about all those native Americans that you shunted off to the barren lands (well the ones
>that you didn't kill off with your diseases, whiskey, injun wars, decimation of the buffalo/bison
>herds...)
>
>
>yawn. falls asleep due to tedium of the subject matter that you're trying to draw me into
Haw! Works every time! The Gormless Ray!
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 17:52:16 -0800
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On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 20:27:39 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
wrote:
>Brigitte Bardot
I would still do her. I don't care. That accent would keep me going.
>Diane Keaton
I'da never done her at her best moment, let alone now.
God where did all those seventies sex symbols come from? What WERE
you people thinking?
[snip]
>Isabella Rosselini (sigh!)
I would still do her too.
[snip the rest, never heard of any of them)
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Whether or not you agree with the law is irrelevant.
- No, really, there really are people that stupid.
Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 14 Mar 2005 18:10:00 -0800
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Zapanaz wrote:
> >Isabella Rosselini (sigh!)
>
> I would still do her too.
>
Excellent taste.
Posted by:: Pope Phil
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 15:57:52 +0000 (UTC)
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frater S.O.D.D.I. wrote:
> Zapanaz wrote:
>
>>>Isabella Rosselini (sigh!)
>>
>>I would still do her too.
>>
>
>
>
> Excellent taste.
>
tongues at the ready
Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 14 Mar 2005 19:01:01 -0800
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Zapanaz wrote:
> >Isabella Rosselini (sigh!)
>
> I would still do her too.
>
Excellent taste.
Posted by:: "Giles"
Date: 14 Mar 2005 17:56:37 -0800
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iDRMRSR wrote:
> Brigitte Bardot
> Jane Fonda
> Mary Tyler Moore
> Meryl Streep
> Amy Madigan
> Amy Irving
> Adrienne Barbeau (sigh!)
> Marilyn Chambers
> Mia Farrow
> Diane Keaton
> Talia Shire
> Olympia Dukakis
> Faye Dunaway
> Isabella Rosselini (sigh!)
> Linda Lovelace
> Janine Turner
> Maude Adams
>
> [*]
Diana Rigg
Posted by:: "Anachron"
Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2005 02:29:37 GMT
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"iDRMRSR" wrote in message
news:noydnaHUfYOWp6vfRVn-ow@giganews.com...
> Brigitte Bardot
> Jane Fonda
...
> Janine Turner
> Maude Adams
>
> [*]
> -----
I understand Cher has tiny thumbscrews hidden in the back her head to allow
constant re-tensioning of her face during concerts. Ever notice how she
reaches under her hair while on stage? Streeeeeech ... Snap...Eeeew!
--
Rev. Anachron
Posted by:: Hilbert Hooper Aspaspia
Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2005 03:00:22 GMT
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"Anachron" wrote in
news:lMrZd.1203$LI3.1024@fe2.columbus.rr.com:
> "iDRMRSR" wrote in message
> news:noydnaHUfYOWp6vfRVn-ow@giganews.com...
>> Brigitte Bardot
>> Jane Fonda
> ...
>> Janine Turner
>> Maude Adams
>>
>> [*]
>> -----
>
> I understand Cher has tiny thumbscrews hidden in the back her head to
> allow constant re-tensioning of her face during concerts. Ever notice
> how she reaches under her hair while on stage? Streeeeeech ...
> Snap...Eeeew!
Janine Turner?!?
I protest. See alt.binaries.slack for further documentation.
Posted by:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 22:41:50 -0500
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>>Janine Turner?!?
I protest. See alt.binaries.slack for further documentation.<<
This was a judgement call. She's doing a commercial for some DRY EYE crap
and it's pretty clear that Oil of Olay is not cutting the lines any more.
If you're old enough to sell pharmaceuticals, you're too old for hide the
sausage. Maybe. Usually.
[*]
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Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2005 06:28:15 GMT
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In article ,
"iDRMRSR" wrote:
> If you're old enough to sell pharmaceuticals, you're too old for hide the
> sausage. Maybe. Usually.
Oh, I dunno about that. Define sausage.
--
HellPope Huey
I say kill 'em all and let Godzilla sort 'em out.
"He asked me to forcibly insert
the LifeLine Exercise card into my ANUS!"
- "Donnie Darko"
You should see the hate e-mail I get.
We have met the enemy and he can't spell.
~Cathy Renna
of the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation
Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 16 Mar 2005 15:12:55 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote in
news:ThatWayWhenIGotHere-F94A9F.00291615032005@news1.west.earthlink.net:
> In article ,
> "iDRMRSR" wrote:
>
>> If you're old enough to sell pharmaceuticals, you're too old for hide
the
>> sausage. Maybe. Usually.
>
> Oh, I dunno about that. Define sausage.
>
first,. define "that".
--
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Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"What does Michael Jackson call a school bus? 'Meals on Wheels'!"
-- Some morning radio show insanity
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Posted by:: Pope Phil
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 15:59:19 +0000 (UTC)
--------
Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote in
> news:ThatWayWhenIGotHere-F94A9F.00291615032005@news1.west.earthlink.net:
>
>
>>In article ,
>> "iDRMRSR" wrote:
>>
>>
>>>If you're old enough to sell pharmaceuticals, you're too old for hide
>
> the
>
>>>sausage. Maybe. Usually.
>>
>> Oh, I dunno about that. Define sausage.
>>
>
>
> first,. define "that".
>
well, there's the pic of GGG...
Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 16 Mar 2005 15:13:34 GMT
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"iDRMRSR" wrote in news:esOdnZbGX5DgxKvfRVn-
1A@giganews.com:
>>>Janine Turner?!?
>
> I protest. See alt.binaries.slack for further documentation.<<
>
> This was a judgement call. She's doing a commercial for some DRY EYE
crap
> and it's pretty clear that Oil of Olay is not cutting the lines any more.
>
> If you're old enough to sell pharmaceuticals, you're too old for hide the
> sausage. Maybe. Usually.
>
> [*]
> -----
>
>
Phooey, I'd still play "Bite the tail on the honky" with her.
--
12th Epochalyptic Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"What does Michael Jackson call a school bus? 'Meals on Wheels'!"
-- Some morning radio show insanity
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Posted by:: polar bear
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 02:06:05 -0800
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In article , "Anachron"
wrote:
> "iDRMRSR" wrote in message
> news:noydnaHUfYOWp6vfRVn-ow@giganews.com...
> > Brigitte Bardot
> > Jane Fonda
> ...
> > Janine Turner
> > Maude Adams
> >
> > [*]
> > -----
>
> I understand Cher has tiny thumbscrews hidden in the back her head to allow
> constant re-tensioning of her face during concerts. Ever notice how she
> reaches under her hair while on stage? Streeeeeech ... Snap...Eeeew!
Why do you think she sings in such a low register? One too many high
notes, and she'll shatter into a thousand pieces.
pb
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 18:31:36 -0800
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On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 20:27:39 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
wrote:
>Brigitte Bardot
>Jane Fonda
>Mary Tyler Moore
>Meryl Streep
>Amy Madigan
>Amy Irving
>Adrienne Barbeau (sigh!)
>Marilyn Chambers
>Mia Farrow
>Diane Keaton
>Talia Shire
>Olympia Dukakis
>Faye Dunaway
>Isabella Rosselini (sigh!)
>Linda Lovelace
>Janine Turner
>Maude Adams
>
>[*]
>-----
>
Louise Brooks
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Never regret the past; neither curse the rain.
Just keep your umbrella always close to hand, and change your phone number a lot.
Posted by:: "Giles"
Date: 14 Mar 2005 18:46:31 -0800
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Zapanaz wrote:
>
> Louise Brooks
>
>
Eve Arden
Posted by:: Artemia Salina
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 23:36:06 -0500
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On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 20:27:39 -0500, iDRMRSR wrote:
> Brigitte Bardot
> Jane Fonda
> Mary Tyler Moore
> Meryl Streep
> Amy Madigan
> Amy Irving
> Adrienne Barbeau (sigh!)
> Marilyn Chambers
> Mia Farrow
> Diane Keaton
> Talia Shire
> Olympia Dukakis
> Faye Dunaway
> Isabella Rosselini (sigh!)
> Linda Lovelace
> Janine Turner
> Maude Adams
I'm sure that if Louise Lasser were here she would say,
"AD MEE 2 YER LITS!!! I AM OVER 18!!!"
P.S. Ever notice the resemblance between Louise Lasser and
Gwyneth Paltrow? Maybe not so much in looks but in voice
and the way they carry themselves. They could effortlessly
play mother and daughter together.
--
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Posted by:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 22:41:02 -0600
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On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 20:27:39 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
wrote:
>Brigitte Bardot
>Jane Fonda
>Mary Tyler Moore
>Meryl Streep
>Amy Madigan
>Amy Irving
>Adrienne Barbeau (sigh!)
>Marilyn Chambers
>Mia Farrow
>Diane Keaton
>Talia Shire
>Olympia Dukakis
>Faye Dunaway
>Isabella Rosselini (sigh!)
>Linda Lovelace
>Janine Turner
>Maude Adams
>
>[*]
>-----
>
Lots of men look great as they age and others, well, you just want to
point and laugh. (Not that looks matter all that much.)
David Lee Roth
etc., etc.
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 14 Mar 2005 23:32:08 -0800
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>>>Lots of men look great as they age and others, well, you just want
to
point and laugh. (Not that looks matter all that much.)
David Lee Roth
etc., etc.>>>
He use to wear a tape recorder around his neck all day for his book
ideas. Everybody else thought this was just one of his fashion
statements. He was pissed.
Rev. KrustyMADfaker
"Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million
people
think you are?" -Frank Zappa
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 16 Mar 2005 14:43:55 -0800
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<
point and laugh. (Not that looks matter all that much.) >>
That includes me, Stang, and Mic Jagger
Posted by:: Pope Phil
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 16:00:35 +0000 (UTC)
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iDRMRSR wrote:
> Brigitte Bardot
> Jane Fonda
> Mary Tyler Moore
> Meryl Streep
> Amy Madigan
> Amy Irving
> Adrienne Barbeau (sigh!)
> Marilyn Chambers
> Mia Farrow
> Diane Keaton
> Talia Shire
> Olympia Dukakis
> Faye Dunaway
> Isabella Rosselini (sigh!)
> Linda Lovelace
> Janine Turner
> Maude Adams
>
> [*]
> -----
>
The Olsen Twins
Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 16 Mar 2005 16:46:12 GMT
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"iDRMRSR" wrote in news:noydnaHUfYOWp6vfRVn-
ow@giganews.com:
> Brigitte Bardot
> Jane Fonda
> Mary Tyler Moore
> Meryl Streep
> Amy Madigan
> Amy Irving
> Adrienne Barbeau (sigh!)
> Marilyn Chambers
> Mia Farrow
> Diane Keaton
> Talia Shire
> Olympia Dukakis
> Faye Dunaway
> Isabella Rosselini (sigh!)
> Linda Lovelace
> Janine Turner
> Maude Adams
>
> [*]
> -----
>
>
Stockard Channing
Olivia Newton John
Judy Carne (Laugh In)
Goldie Hawn
Farah Fawcett
Raquel Welch (sigh)
Jill St. John
Barbara Feldon (Agent 99)
Kate Jackson (Charlie's Angels)
Jaclyn Smith (ditto)
Carrie Fisher
--
12th Epochalyptic Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"What does Michael Jackson call a school bus? 'Meals on Wheels'!"
-- Some morning radio show insanity
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay where
they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 16 Mar 2005 14:46:38 -0800
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<>
Fuckable
<>
Masectomy. I wants my tits!
>>Kate Jackson (Charlie's Angels)
Jaclyn Smith (ditto)<<
I'd do them before I'd do some of these younger "starts"
Trust me, older women KNOW WHAT THEY WANT and are not afraid to ask for
it!
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 16 Mar 2005 14:57:06 -0800
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Yeh. You would know. You old BITCH.
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 16 Mar 2005 15:00:19 -0800
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<
Maybe, if youyr lucky, your sister will pass out drunk and YOU to can
get some human pong tang instead of molesting your neighbors cats.
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 16 Mar 2005 15:04:33 -0800
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I'm always lucky. You old fat bitch from delaware.
I mean. How could life get ANY worse for you.
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 16 Mar 2005 14:37:41 -0800
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>>Marilyn Chambers <<
Stll Fucakble
<>
Dead
<>
Sill very very fuckable