thank god for you loons
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 20 Mar 2005 22:21:10 -0800
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well it just saved me from an ugly extremity that I stopped and
realized that there are people more fucked up than me, because they
see how stupid all this shit is.
Is it really asking so much that a few of us can do some art, watch
some good movies, eat some good food, have not such a bad life,
without having to deal with the dripping open sore which is modern
life? Can I not have to deal with these FUCKS?
If I'm going to be pathetic, why don't I go whole hog?
I have made people really -happy-. Is that pathetic? Because we
could read the same books and appreciate them mutually. Because we
could TALK. Because we could listen to the same music and make each
other's lives a little better that way.
All I want out of life is to have a little fun and I will write some
piano fugues and short stories and some shit like that and I can eat
and live and not have it be some hellish nightmare.
But THEY know. They know how little it takes. There isn't even a
THEY, but THEY know, all the same. And they try to force me to trade
such a simple list of desires for HELL, for the evil degrading
chainsaw rape that THEY say life OH JUST HAS TO BE, BECAUSE OF blah
blah blah ... enemies of freedom and all this BULLSHIT that we all
know is just complete fucking bullshit that I am supposed to take
seriously so's I can ignore the degrading downward spiral that simply
LIVING in the modern world IS becoming, WANTS to become.
I just want to be happy a little and I like to make other people
happy. And I can't even HELP that so why even mention it.
Why do the dumb fuckers rule the world?
What's the deal with that?
I AM THE ENEMY. And I would sell it all out in a heartbeat.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
No human progress is possible as long as stupid people
refuse to accept that smart people know more than they do.
- Revi Shankar
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 21 Mar 2005 06:46:26 -0800
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What's a matta Coby? didn't your goddamn WHORE of a mothher TEACJ UYOU
how to swim ?HUH. SHE YOU FUCK BAG SUCHOLE SHOW US WHAT YOU DID WITH
ALL OF YOUR LESSONS YOU PIECE OF SHIT. SHOW US!!
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 17:20:12 GMT
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In article ,
Zapanaz wrote:
............
> All I want out of life is to have a little fun and I will write some
> piano fugues and short stories and some shit like that and I can eat
> and live and not have it be some hellish nightmare.
> > But THEY know. They know how little it takes. There isn't even a
> THEY, but THEY know, all the same. And they try to force me to trade
> such a simple list of desires for HELL, for the evil degrading
> chainsaw rape that THEY say life OH JUST HAS TO BE, BECAUSE OF blah
> blah blah ... enemies of freedom and all this BULLSHIT that we all
> know is just complete fucking bullshit that I am supposed to take
> seriously so's I can ignore the degrading downward spiral that simply
> LIVING in the modern world IS becoming, WANTS to become.
> > I just want to be happy a little and I like to make other people
> happy. And I can't even HELP that so why even mention it.
> > Why do the dumb fuckers rule the world?
> > What's the deal with that?
> > I AM THE ENEMY. And I would sell it all out in a heartbeat.
HAW HAW YOU HAVE FEEEEELINGS!!!
"You want to make the world a better place?
Tell funnier jokes."
- from Woody Allen's "Stardust Memories"
That's the garshdarned beauty of it. All it takes is judo. Just step to
one side and back into YOUR little world, which would usually make THEIR
best day on Earth feel like a wetsuit full of nettles to YOU, the
SubGenius. Every time you commit self-abuse during tentacle rape anime
or laugh at something "awful" that would make a typical Presbyterian
puff up like a blowfish, THE TERRORISTS LOSE.
You ARE the Enemy... but your neon torquoise ballon pants and
gorilla-breast frontspiece are saving your soul.
--
HellPope Huey
That HellPope Power Friends Punch
corkscrews 'em into anudder die-mension,
I tell ya whut
"Bad idea?"
"No, good idea; that's what worries me."
- "The West Wing"
"This place is filled with freaks!
I'm gonna fit right in!"
- "Greg the Bunny"
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 12:25:22 -0800
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On Mon, 21 Mar 2005 17:20:12 GMT, HellPope Huey
wrote:
> neon torquoise ballon pants and
>gorilla-breast frontspiece
now THAT'S an idea.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
ANARCHY IS GOVERNING THROUGH A PARLIAMENT
AND AN EXECUTIVE AUTHORITY
- Baghdad graffito
Posted by:: Eddie Vroom
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 03:02:56 GMT
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Zapanaz wrote:
> I AM THE ENEMY. And I would sell it all out in a heartbeat.
Q: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-roll
planet?
A: Let's go ask Mr. Cthulu!
--
How's this for a punchline: I wasn't joking, motherfucker!
the Mystical RevvedErrand Doktor Eddie Vroom
Certified God by the holy authority of
the White Lotus Fortune Cookie Company
June 23, 2004