Date: Tue, 31 Aug 1999 16:08:56 -0500
From: Steve Bevilacqua <> Subject: Frop???

I got this spam ad... weird

Athletes, work-out devotees and cholesterol-compromised people take note: The active ingredient of a rare mushroom that grows at 14,000 feet in Tibet and was reserved only for Chinese royalty has been synthesized. Cordyceps sinensis has been clinically tested to improve lung capacity and increase stamina and energy. In most cases it will also increase the HDL (good) cholesterol level. No side effects. Not sold in stores.

"Slack in every state is a blessing, but the Conspiracy even in its best state is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one; for when we suffer, or are exposed to the same miseries by the Conspiracy, which we might expect in a country without the Conspiracy, our calamity is heightened by reflecting that we furnish the means by which we suffer."

-Excerpt from Common Cents by Rev. Paine

Rev. J.C. "Steve" Bevilacqua
Business Manager
Toll Free Ordainment/Mailorder (888)669-2323 Send $1 to:
The Church of the SubGenius, PO box 140306, Dallas, TX 75214.

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