In article <3k29qd$g9a@huron.eel.ufl.edu>, rwo@wasp.eng.ufl.edu (Plastic
Jesus) wrote:
> clavis@phantom.com (Grand Clavister) writes:
> :Video Jesus (rwo@raptor.eng.ufl.edu) wrote:
> :
> :: Then know ye that I am HE who clocketh thou in and clocketh thou out.
> :: I am He who bindeth thy shoelaces together and I am He who laugheth
> :: as thou stumble and fall, for MINE is the essence of all Bulldada
> :: and MINE is the Fist that flyeth by night and MINE is the playing field
> :: and MINE is the ball and MINE is the rule book and MINE is the referee
> :: and MINE is the entire ball of wax and MINE is the Uplink and the Downlink
> :
> :Yes, but, unfortunately for you, MINE are the keys to the locker room,
> :and the equipment cage and the dugout closet and the employees' bathroom
>
> Lo! I shall mock a mocker ... and the first shall be last and the last
> shall be first and I shall set the blasphemer at my right hand and send
> the Godly to the end of the line to wait their turn. For whosoever sitteth
> on my lap shall I give what they ask of me and they shall recieve for I
> shall gather them unto my bosom and they shall tug at my beard and poke
> at my paunch.
MAN THIS IS FREAKIN ME OUT!!! We have the Video Jesus and the Plastic
Jesus dukin' it out right in front of us, and from what the MWOWM-terminal
here is WHIFFING, THEY'RE BOTH THE REAL THING!!
HEAD FOR COVER!
Rev. Ivan "The Fourth Christ of Ypsilanti" Stang
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Subject: Re: Brag of the Blasphemer
From: dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski)
Plastic Jesus (rwo@wasp.eng.ufl.edu) wrote:
: Behold, for I give you a sign. A young harlot shall concieve and unto ye
: shall be born a Po' Bucker.
AAAAIIYEEEEEEE!!!!
Hail Connie, full of grace,
stuff that muffin in my face.
I hope to screw until I pass,
then bury me deep up her ass.
1. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
2. They can't take a joke.
3.
--
dynasor@infi.net The Doctor is on.
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Subject: Re: Brag of the Blasphemer
From: rwo@raptor.eng.ufl.edu (Stereo Jesus )
I am the First and the Last. I am the Beginning and the End. I am the
Light and the Dark. I am the White and the Black. I am the Truth and the
Lie. I am the Circle and the Square. I am the Silence and I am the Sound
of my own Voice. I am he who maketh the Sign and he who walketh on the
Grass. I am he who swimeth the sky and he who flyeth through
the seas for I am above and below and my Ear never sleeps and my Eye
never blinks. Yea, I drive my chariot on the Right Path and on the Left
Path therein do I scatter the nations of the Earth before me. I maketh the
Mocker and the Mocker maketh me. For I shall be your God and you shall
be my God and there is no contradiction in me for I am a tolerant God.
....................TEAR.ALONG.THE.DOTTED.LINE.....................
Epopt of the Exploding Head of JFK. Lincesed to blaspheme the Gods
My skull is bigger on the inside than the outside!
Send $1 to SubGenius Foundation, P.O. Box 140306, Dallas TX 75214
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