Figuring...

From: dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski)

Just poking some numbers into the cruncher here...

If we can take the relative levels of SubG vs. non-SubG as stated in RevX,
as 100 to 1 (in the section regarding 'after the rupture') as similar to the
current state, we can assume 1% of the population to be of Yetisyn heritage.

And, if we can assume that the statement that 99.4% of Yetisyny don't KNOW
they are (again in RevX, regarding the types of SubG's and pinks) holds
true, we can calculate that .01 X .006 of the population know their
proclivity to muto-substantiation. With 5.6 billion now on this mudball,
that means there's 336,000 living, breathing, KNOWINGLY SubGenii out there.

So . . . WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY?

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Subject: Re: Figuring...
From: TarlaStar <bmyers@ionet.net>

Mor importantly...where the hell are their $1 bills?
Which should have been sent to:
The SubGenius Foundation
P.O. Box 140306
Dallas, TX 75214
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Subject: Re: Figuring...
From: bdb@shadow.net (Doktor BoogieDown)

I believe most of the knowing, LIVING SubGenii are gathered in a small
area just on the border of Switzerland and Uganda (if you don't know how
to fold space, you certainly won't know where this is). I've passed
through there at high speed when I was using some Cerebro-Enhancement
gear (known as a CE Rig) to amplify my farsensing metapower.

So now you know.

(for more information on folding space, write me email)

Doktor BoogieDown

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