I was just reading some crap by this guy named DesCartes,
talking about you should act like there is life after death
because if there is then you are home free and if there
isn't then you haven't lost anything. No, nothing besides
your whole life. What a dumb shit. I don't know why anyone
tries to figure it out one way or the other. It always
turns out to be a tie. And I don't know why I am reading this
shit from a old dead guy who probably never had a decent
blow job in his whole life. I could have spent the last
couple of hours watching TV or eating or talking to my girl
or jacking off or something. I can be pretty ignorant
sometimes.
L.L.
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From: dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski)
Can't say for sure about the blow jobs, but he damn sure had a lot of
experience flying solo. He had a life size wooden female doll that he took
with him when he travelled. Used to dress it up and take it around with
him on ships and stuff. Even seated it at dinners. I shit you not, this is
true.
* 2qwk! 1.26b3 * I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it.
--
dynasor@infi.net The Doctor is on.
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From: nenslo@teleport.com (NENSLO)
Nenslo declares: Hey, that guy was okay! I mean I have always gone
through life acting like I have an invisible four-foot-long iron bar stuck
sideways through my head because if there isn't I haven't lost anything
and if there is it's really going to hurt going through a doorway. Whang!
I knew a guy that went through life as if an alligator was
chewing his leg off because if there was he hadn't lost anything, and if
there was he'd probably bleed to death. And I knew a woman who went
through life as if she were always being watched by malicious invisible
demons because if she weren't she wouldn't have etc. but if she were,
they would laugh at every slip or mistake she made.
And I knew another guy and so on and so on...
I think we should ALL go through life as if there were some sort
of irrational qualifier attached to everything we do. Hedge your bets,
you know. I mean what if you really will have bad luck if you don't
sacrifice a chicken to Baron Samedi, and you don't do it? BAD LUCK, q.e.d.
So listen folks, take it from me, NENSLO, live your life every day
as if some weird crazy irrational nonsensical thing will happen to you if
you don't perform a screwy ritual action. Sure, they call that
"psychotic," but what do THEY know?
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From: anarch@cse.ucsc.edu (Anarch)
LesLucid <leslucid@ald.net> wrote:
>Hook, line, and sinker.
>
>You stupid fish.
What, you think you're clever because you attributed Pascal's wager to
Descartes and no one called you on it? Ooooh, sneaky. You sure pulled
the wool over OUR eyes! The shame! Our contemptible ignorance of
17th-century French rational thought, REVEALED!!! How shall we ever speak
again??? Please, ABSOLVE US, you're surely as gracious as you are wise...
what can we possibly do to regain your respect?
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