Brag of the HTML geek

From: (cuthulu)
Organization: Radar Labs 23

When I pee, I align it center! I rip the FIG leaves from adam and eve
and join their loins for my JPEGs! My body IS my background, and I DEFY
YOU to wait out the access time! I wrote a perl script that not only
crashes your browser, it chews your genitals off! The world wide web
centers on me -- I am the penultimate base URL! You wanna BLINK? Go
ahead and I'll glue your eyes shut with my YETI SEED! EE-YAA! I get
great head from my lamest tags, gifs shoot from my eyes! I sent Adobe
Photoshop back to New Mexico for MORE GODDAMN ADOBE! My genetic code
starts with <html>! Image maps are derived from my dendrons! NGHEE asks
ME for permission to browse the web, and I tell him, "Not until you get
your sorry ass OFF that slow T1 and onto a REAL goddamn pipe. Only
"Bob's" PIPE has the SPEED I need, and NO you CAN'T BORROW IT!" If you
could fit the whole web into a superball, I'd bounce the motherfucker
for eternity! I use real coffee for my JAVA! I can write pages faster
than SHOEMAKER-LEVY 9, and the explosions are fucking BIGGER! I'm the
inventor of Internet Porn! I spammed GOD, and even HE couldn't trace my
e-mail address! Live in FEAR, WEEP and GNASH your teeth! For I fucking
stride the web like a collosus in HEAT, baby, and I'm html-ing for YOU

_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ WARLORD THIS SIG!
Kevan Smith <-- Perth
shpx lbh, lbh jbeguyrff fnpx bs fuvg!
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ WARLORD THIS SIG!

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