Ev1L m0|\|sTeR EEster Kandy

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In article <1r58cs0cndee0c2gn2d7f8pdaq0d3u1d1r@4ax.com>, Unit 4 <UnitIV@SPUTUM.com> wrote:

>The X-ists came on time, destroyed the world, and took all the real SubGenii up into the Escape Saucers.

>What you see is a collection of bioware replicants designed by the X-ists to replace us, and put into the artificial reality the souls of the humans are being kept in (sort of a metaphysical refrigerator).

>i.e. You're not really here, and the world ended a year and a half ago.

>I can tell you now because you can't do anything about it.

>"The Matrix" was the first step in your re-education process. The next step is to show you that you can't win.

Well BLOW OUR GODDAMNED COVER why don't you...?!?

OK, he's right. You're all brains in jars plugged into the MWOWM-mind, which we've got set up to be EXACTLY like the world on the morning of July 4, 1998. That's the REAL reason Y2K didn't cause any problems--we didn't LET IT.

What, you honestly thought we were going to TORTURE AND KILL humans? Not when we could pull the greatest prank ever on the human race--make them think NOTHING HAPPENED. HA HA.

And we peed in the jars, too.

The Prophet Lilith

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I had the distinct impression that, sometime around 3/7/00, Popess Lilith von Fraumench said something like this:

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>In article <1r58cs0cndee0c2gn2d7f8pdaq0d3u1d1r@4ax.com>, Unit 4 <UnitIV@SPUTUM.com> wrote:

>>The X-ists came on time, destroyed the world, and took all the real SubGenii up into the Escape Saucers.

>>What you see is a collection of bioware replicants designed by the X-ists to replace us, and put into the artificial reality the souls of the humans are being kept in (sort of a metaphysical refrigerator).

>>i.e. You're not really here, and the world ended a year and a half ago.

>>I can tell you now because you can't do anything about it.

>>"The Matrix" was the first step in your re-education process. The next step is to show you that you can't win.

>Well BLOW OUR GODDAMNED COVER why don't you...?!?

>OK, he's right. You're all brains in jars plugged into the MWOWM-mind, which we've got set up to be EXACTLY like the world on the morning of July 4, 1998. That's the REAL reason Y2K didn't cause any problems--we didn't LET IT.

>What, you honestly thought we were going to TORTURE AND KILL humans? Not when we could pull the greatest prank ever on the human race--make them think NOTHING HAPPENED. HA HA.

>And we peed in the jars, too.

And for $30 we'll drain out the pee and replace it with royal jelly and prairie squid ink. Now, how can you possibly refuse an offer like that?

(SHIT--I'm a XXX-Dayer, how am I going to explain this? And what about my XXX-Day rant?!?

OF COURSE. "I don't practise what I preach cuz I'm not the kind of man I'm preaching to!"

Hmm... "This rant is for the non-believers in the audience. I'm speaking only to you. Guess what.")

Lil

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