Things To Remember

From: slaac@yahoo.com (Rev. Lemuel Atom)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Nov 7, 2001 6:45 PM

1) Jesus loves you
2) Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
3) Don't think
4) The government is acting in your own best interest
5) Don't worry
6) Be happy
7) Everything's going to be all right
8) Trust your mechanic
9) The cut worm forgives the plow
10) We're here to help you
11) Lee Harvey Oswald, acting alone, murdered President Kennedy
12) You are not being lied to
13) You are living in the best of all possible worlds
14) Resistance is futile
15) Happy days are here again
16) Money isn't everything
17) You do not need to know
18) Ignore it and it will go away
19) Big Brother is watching you
20) There's no place like home
21) Give up
22) There's nothing you can do about it
23) These aren't the droids you're looking for
24) You can go on about your business
25) Move along
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From: "Reverend Sinphaltimus Exmortus" <RevSExmortus@nyc.rr.com>

"Rev. Lemuel Atom" <slaac@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:49b3655d.0111071545.54d9bac4@posting.google.com...
> 1) Jesus loves you

Like a bitch in heat.

> 2) Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain

Cause it's me!

> 3) Don't think

AMEN!

> 4) The government is acting in your own best interest

"Acting" being the key word here.

> 5) Don't worry

What? Me Worry?

> 6) Be happy

Only through slack can one reach true happiness

> 7) Everything's going to be all right

After X-Day

> 8) Trust your mechanic

to rip you off.

> 9) The cut worm forgives the plow

> 10) We're here to help you

Ecery last one of us.

> 11) Lee Harvey Oswald, acting alone, murdered President Kennedy

Yeah, so.

> 12) You are not being lied to

as long as you are willing to believe that.

> 13) You are living in the best of all possible worlds

I beg to differ.

> 14) Resistance is futile

Unless you keep it to yourself.

> 15) Happy days are here again

Yup, tis true, some network, somewhere, will always be airing that show.

> 16) Money isn't everything

Agreedy

> 17) You do not need to know

Ignorance is bliss

> 18) Ignore it and it will go away

Bullshit

> 19) Big Brother is watching you

So stop watching little sister!

> 20) There's no place like home

or Brushwood.

> 21) Give up

or Kill Me!

> 22) There's nothing you can do about it

Wanna bet?

> 23) These aren't the droids you're looking for

These aren't the droids we're looking for.

> 24) You can go on about your business

You can go on about your business.

> 25) Move along

Move along

Sincerely yours, forever Bob's,

The Reverend Sinphaltimus Exmortus
First Ever Digital Church of Mind Slack
http://www.Digital-Church.com
A Totally Independent Clench of
The Church of the SubGenius
P.O.Box 140306
Dallas, TX 75214
Send $1 and S.A.S.E. for more info
or visit
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or email
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or die pink
or kill me
"Exterminate all rational thought" W.S.B.
PRABOB
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

26) Sammy Jankis

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