Y.E.T.I.

From: null@void (KRONOS)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Sep 20, 2001 9:04 PM
Message-ID: <Xns9122D66AD1D4Anullvoidcom@207.126.101.100>

Yet Enother Theological Inquiry

Is the Church of the SubGenius a cult of personality?
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Subject: Re: Y.E.T.I.
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

More a cult of abnormal psychology.

Or forensic neuroproctology.

--
"Nature abhors a peasant. You will soon see
a violent demonstration of this fact."
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Subject: Re: Y.E.T.I.
From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

>
> Or forensic neuroproctology.

I like to think of myself as an adherent of the tenets of
photocopology with a slight bent toward mimeoligarcist
xeroxicology and foreskiniclistic neo-dittology, wherein
I do nothing BUT make craven images of my diety of choice
with a banjo on my knee.

--
Artemia Salina -- http://www.drpez.com/drali1.htm
"WELCOME TO THE WORLD!!!! I AM YOUR MINISTER AND YOUR UNCLE!!"

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Subject: Re: Y.E.T.I.
From: Hulkturds@crappagammabrick.ouch (HellPope Huey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Sep 21, 2001 1:18 AM
Message-ID: <Hulkturds-2009012318020001@208-135-242-234.dial-up.ipa.net>

In article <Xns9122D66AD1D4Anullvoidcom@207.126.101.100>, null@void
(KRONOS) wrote:

> Yet Enother Theological Inquiry
> > Is the Church of the SubGenius a cult of personality?

Yes, but the only ones that rise up enough to BE defined are so warped,
even cubists look away as if you'd offered them a chicken-fried baby on a
stick. There's so much sociopathology goin' on in this friggin' group, if
it was a checkerboard, even GOD couldn't pogostick from one square to
another. Too big.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Actual Excerpts From Student Science Exam Papers:
"The hookworm larvae enters the human body
through the soul."
Yeah, I've noticed that.

"Spot does not respond to verbal commands."
- "Star Trek TNG"

"Looks like pee, tastes like crap!"
- "The Oblongs"

You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture.
Just get people to stop reading them.
- Ray Bradbury
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Subject: Re: Y.E.T.I.
From: Reverend DJ Epoch <nunyabiz@noway.com>

Special today in the CotSG cafeteria:

"chicken-fried baby on a stick"
..with a side of greens and Texas toast.

And for dessert - Osama bin Lemon pie

Your chef today - Hannibal Lecter

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