Now, all you cornpops out there, I want you all to know how much We enjoy
your receiving and endurance of the multiple mesages you've been sent.
But what is Love?
Love is a Tonka Truck you can't play with because of sharp edges.
Damnit! LOVE IS A TONKA TRUCK!
Love, man, you gotta put it up when you're done playing with it.
YOU CAN SUCK ON LOVE BUT IT'LL LEAVE A METALLIC TASTE IN YOUR MOUTH!
Love has four wheels and an emblem.
Love is your birthday present.
Love is something you find in the backyard after walking through
your dog's excrements.
You just wanna RIP BARBIE'S Head off and stick it in that little
window of Luv and act like she's driving, but no, no, you're the
one pushing Love through the dirt! You man! YOU! It's all you!
Love comes in many colors.
Love also comes in a collector's set of construction vehicles.
I don't think they ever made a Tonka Truck RV, so Love is NOT
a recreational Vehicle.
Love is something you make little grumbling sounds when you play
Love fits in your pocket, and can go to the beach.
Love is fun in doctor's waiting room because you can run over
The heavily made-up women on the front of Cosmo.
Love comes in a box with a warning.
Love is for kids of all ages [except four and under.]
You get love cuz you wanna be like your parents, but it's a lot
smaller than what they got. They can fit in their love.
Love can crush Hot Wheels.
But watch out because Decepticons are bigger than Love and can
blow it away.
Love can fly if you let it.
LOVE'S TIRES NEVER POP!
Love takes no gas and never needs an oil change.
When you buy love, you gotta pay tax.
Love is endless hours of fun until you cut your finger or you gotta
go eat dinner.
If you share your love with friend, sometime they'll take it
and never give it back.
Love doesn't float in water.
You can hammer nails with love but you'll screw up the paint job.
Your father worked 20 hours a day just so you could have love for
I hope I answered some of your questions. Shut up.
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