Re: What slack?

From: (That Pope-Hatted Man) (Laura Jackson) wrote:
> What is the topic in alt.slack? Maybe the USENET users are wondering
> the same thing.

The topic is Slack. Slack is what might be descibed as Anti-Stress
in lay person's terms. But that is a DANGEROUS understatement of the
nature of Slack. Would you call a one liter intravenous bag of pure
methamphetamines as "Anti-Sleep?" Yeah, you won't be sleeping all

But True Slack is just the opposite. It's been said that compared to
a moment of Slack, a day and night in Nirvana is seems like having your
eyes pierced with white-hot darning needles in comparison. Yes. Slack
is *THAT* *GOOD*.

The Church of the SubGenius (a FOR-PROFIT NON-PROPHET mail-order
ministry) is the sole earthly purveyor of this Primodial Substance.
So you should sell everything you own and send ONE DOLLAR to:

SubGenius Foundation
P.O. Box 140306
Dallas, TX 75214

and you'll recieve Church Pamphlet #1 (or #2 -- maybe you should tell
them if you need to do a #1 or a #2.) THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!! This
is a joke (the Inner Joke) hidden within the Sacred Teachings of
J.R. "Bob" Dobbs (High Epopt of the Carelessy Left Open Window Drapes
of the Gods) disguised as a joke (the Outer Joke.)

Outer --> Sacred --> Inner <-- Additional <-- Rationalisations
Joke --> Teachings --> Joke <-- Protective <-- Defensive Thinking
Layers <-- "Safe" Delusions

Elder Gods (Greater danger!) <<<===>>> Rebel Gods (Lesser danger!)
\\ \\\ /// ||
/|\ \\ J.R. "Bob" Dobbs ||
| (Theft) (Great Fool) ||
| \\ ||| ||
| \\ YOU //\\
| Slack <<<-------- (Little Fool) <<<----- NHGH
| (Stolen from you) (Bad Luck Incarnate)
\ (Our Alien Benefactors) ????
---------------------- X-ists from Planet-X ---> Ipana Invisible
(Battle Line) Shield (tm)

Epopt of the Exploding Head of J.F.K. and Blasphemer of the Gods
My skull is bigger on the inside than the outside!
Send $1 to SubGenius Foundation, P.O. Box 140306, Dallas TX 75214


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