a moment of fun

From: "Alliekatt" <alliekatzen@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack

http://www.aebltd.com/create/ot1_lib.htm

New Religion Creation
'Old Testament'

In the beginning God created the French Window and the toy biscuit. The toy
biscuit was without Yetis and annoying. Then God said let there be pocket
pita and there was pocket pita. And God saw the pocket pita, that it was
unzipped. On the 6th day God created the first man, Bob. And God saw Bob,
that he was vomit-inducing. God then took one of Bob's ear hairs and made
the first woman, Connie. And God said you shall not eat of the twerp tree of
cheap decal for if you do you shall surely sashay. But unfortunately a wily
tapeworm tricked Connie into eating of the twerp tree of cheap decal while
God wan't looking. God found out and kicked them out of Eden. Bob and Connie
then had two sons, Cane and Able. Cane was a throttleer of vegemites, while
Able was a hearder of grasshoppers. Cane then gave God an offering of whiny
ti leaves and Able gave Him an offering of vortices. But God really
preferred the vortices so Cane duly diddled Able in the fields. For that God
cursed Cane to throttle vegemites forever.
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Subject: Re: a moment of fun
From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>

Date: Tue, Jun 26, 2001 12:05 AM

Second Religion:

In the beginning God created the bunghole and the cunt.
The cunt was without felchers and fucked up. Then God
said let there be twat and there was twat. And God saw
the twat, that it was motherfucking. On the 6th day God
created the first man, Purple. And God saw Purple, that
he was cocksucking. God then took one of Purple's
gonads and made the first woman, Bill Palmer. And God
said you shall not eat of the lemur of dildo for if you do
you shall surely cornhole. But unfortunately a wily vole
tricked Bill Palmer into eating of the lemur of dildo while
God wan't looking. God found out and kicked them out
of Eden. Purple and Bill Palmer then had two sons, Cane
and Able. Cane was an assraper of titties, while Able
was a hearder of humans. Cane then gave God an
offering of turd-covered buttplugs and Able gave Him an
offering of penises. But God really preferred the penises
so Cane queerly buttfucked Able in the fields. For that
God cursed Cane to assrape titties forever.

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ps, that WAS fun!
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Subject: Re: a moment of fun
From: joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

In the beginning God created the egg and the sperm. The sperm was
without zucchinis and hairy. Then God said let there be wombat and
there was wombat. And God saw the wombat, that it was wombat-like. On
the 6th day God created the first man, Fred. And God saw Fred, that he
was green. God then took one of Fred's penises and made the first
woman, FredFred. And God said you shall not eat of the fish of flying
saucer for if you do you shall surely fly. But unfortunately a wily
toenail eating plant tricked FredFred into eating of the fish of
flying saucer while God wan't looking. God found out and kicked them
out of Eden. Fred and FredFred then had two sons, Cane and Able. Cane
was an eater of nose hairs, while Able was a hearder of nose hair
eating plants. Cane then gave God an offering of plant-like toenails
and Able gave Him an offering of yamulkas. But God really preferred
the yamulkas so Cane speedily did Able in the fields. For that God
cursed Cane to eat nose hairs forever

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

There's No 'My Kid Has Cancer' In Team

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Subject: Re: a moment of fun
From: joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

To her husband's surprise the Virgin Some Guy was pregnant with child.
Fortunately for Virgin Some Guy, an angel explained that her child was
Doofus Christ, the world's lord and napkin-folder, the glorious
kissing cousin of God. At his birth angels told shepherds in the field
to follow a shining lead pipe to find him. Also, three green wombats
came bearing gifts of hairs and toenail clippers. Yea verily, and it
came to pass, after Doofus Christ was baptized by being submerged in
artichokes he gave the sermon on the brain. At the sermon on the brain
Doofus Christ taught: Blessed are the stoopid for they shall drool the
drool buckets, and dripping are the dead for theirs is the kingdom of
heaven. Doofus Christ also performed many miracles such as when he
turned guys into more guys at his friend's wedding, and made the
artichoke-like man not so artichoke-like.Unfortunately the rulers
became angry with the influence of Doofus Christ, So they died him
take me a fish . But someday he will return in magnificent glory... So
tithe and watch your back!!
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

"I swear, I would sell my soul for a decent short game.
Of course, it's a little late for that. I don't suppose I could
offer your soul, huh? Really help me on the green.
I'm just funning."
--Mayor Wilkins "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"

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