HueyBot 1: The Nobility of Insane Bastards

Date: Tue, 23 Jan 2001 05:09:31 GMT

When PopeBlack decrees us as 'the only Church where shit comes from
your mouth and salvation comes from your ass'....or at least somewhere
in that vicinity....well, I think he's Right.

Here's why: the former was already a BIG given in THIS crowd and the
latter, inferring deliverance from above by the "seat of the pants", or
by the scruff of the neck at the 11th hour, if you will, speaks more
truly and plainly to the very HEART of the SubGenius than the majority
of our interchangeable spiritual admonitions. I mean, rescued at the
last minute from yer own be-ticked ape pathos by some awesome, divine
agent from above...if THAT isn't Dobbsly, I dunno what IS.

I can be fulla Crap, but I'm NOT fulla SHIT, its all TRUE. Some of us
get clogged filters, we CATCH too much and then its a frightful mess.
That's why either the ONE group or the OTHER has to GO. If we're the
ones left standing afterwards, there'll be a 2nd bout for dominance over
who's gonna clean the toilets, terror of the gods, my gouty toe. I don't
know anybody besides "Bob" & Stang hisself who have managed to skate
that dread line between seeing ENOUGH and not seeing TOO MUCH. I bit the
tarmac when I tried, where do you think my goddamned hair went? The
Elder Gods are UGLY suckers, wear Ray-Bans.

So as we have seen with Janorism, sometimes its the most insane of us
who know the Skor for loyal and true, which is a real shame, since
they're just THIIIISSS close to being TOTALLY TRULY out of their
frigging MINDS and just watch where you STEP when you frug with the Mad
Prophets, they're really mad you know, might explode at any moment. This
is why the huge government snoop-servers comb your buffer every 2
minutes and if it sees mention of the name "Nenslo" more than three
times in a 24-hour period, you get audited by the IRS. I dunno either,
that's just how it works. The last time, one of 'em gave me blue jeans
with a zipper in the BACK. Well, I can read THAT sign, seeker, I'm
moving to Guadalacaca.

HellPope Huey.,
The H.P. Lovecraft of Humorists
hellpopehuey@subgenius.com

"Great zombie Jesus, that's HUGE!"
- 'Futurama'

"..with a family, we feel affection.
We don't merely imitate affection."
- Roger Rosenblatt, "The Man In The Water"

There once was a HellPope mired in the South
whose teeth wore the scars of the storms from his mouth
Those who get twitchy when they feel such a breeze
Must surely write poems just as rotten as these
LOOK A BOT THAT CRAPS IN YER SHOE WHAT WONT THEY THINK OF
NEXT????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
?????????????????????????????????????

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